I'm the ultimate disaster of the Beasts Pirates.

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At this moment, the auctioneer of the Don Quixote family slowly stepped onto the stage, with his followers carrying various goods behind him.

Dong dong dong~~!

The sound of the auction hammer hitting the table sounded, and the entire auction fell silent.

"Those uncomfortable sights are finally gone!"

When everyone's eyes fell on the auction items, Gion, who had specially dressed up in disguise, covered his chest with his hands and breathed a sigh of relief.

But little did they know that Jero was sitting leisurely in the secret SVIP suite on the second floor, watching her with a telescope in his hand.

At the first glance, Jero couldn't immediately tell that the sexy woman downstairs was Gion.

But when he discovered the unique tattoo on Gion's thigh, he finally found out his identity.

"The big fish finally took the bait."

"You also know that if you come here dressed up nicely, you won't be able to eat the takeaways delivered to your door from the Navy Headquarters for free."

Jero smiled evilly, obviously he was hungry.

Immediately, Jero put down the telescope in his hand, took a look at the "Jinpilao" placed in the room, took out his mobile phone, and gave a few instructions to the Don Quixote family...

The auction downstairs is in full swing.

"This deck of playing cards was carefully made by our Don Quixote family. It contains 54 cards in total. Apart from the two trump cards of red and black suits, there are actually 52 cards left!"

"It's so amazing!"

"Master Dover said he would sell this deck of playing cards to the real family and friends of the Don Quixote family!"

"The auction price is not 9.98 billion, not 998 million, just 9.98 million Baileys!"

"Yes, you heard it right. Just 9.98 million beli and a deck of playing cards to take home!!"

The auctioneer held up a deck of playing cards that can be seen everywhere in the North Sea and boasted a little guiltily.

This deck of playing cards was bought at a roadside stall yesterday according to the arrangement of Master Dover, and it cost only twenty beli.

"What? 9.98 million Baileys? Is this thing worth this astronomical figure?"

"He can obviously rob it directly, but he actually put it up for auction! If this can be sold, I will just go and eat the most disgusting thing!"

Gion looked at the auction items in the auctioneer's hands, bit his red lips, and couldn't help but sigh.

I don’t know if this amount of money can cover her salary for several years!

As soon as Gion raised the flag, an official from a kingdom in the North Sea who was participating in the auction couldn't wait to raise the sign in his hand.

"This auction item is really great. I, the Duke of Stara Kingdom, want to bid for it!!"

He excitedly raised the sign in his hand and spoke loudly, fearing that others would not hear.

This was originally arranged by the king in advance, using this method of bidding and auction to secretly pay protection fees to the Don Quixote family.

Of course Gion didn't know what was going on behind the auction. She was so shocked that her jaw almost dropped: "Are all these rich people so stupid? Their money was blown by the wind, right?"

"Okay, this Duke."

"You really really want to be friends with our Don Quixote family!"

The auctioneer excitedly waved the auction hammer and announced that the sale was completed.

The Duke clutched the check of 9.98 million Baileys that he had prepared in advance, walked quickly onto the stage, and handed it over.

He turned around and left without even looking at the poker, but in the end the duke took it away after the auctioneer reminded him.

"Such playing cards can be found everywhere. Do you think he is stupid?"

Seeing this scene, the little people who were inexperienced in the world secretly laughed at the Duke of the Kingdom for being a fool, and auctioned a pair of ordinary playing cards at a high price.

But the other big names who participated in the auction were very silent. They were struggling in their seats whether to imitate the way the Duke of the Kingdom paid protection money to the Don Quixote family.

The auction is still going on, and the next auction item is a toothbrush worth 9.98 million beli. It looks like it is second-hand, and the bristles of the toothbrush are all bald.

The auctioneer boasted that it was used by the beautiful Rear Admiral Gion of the Navy Headquarters.

The auction venue became noisy again, the big guys put up their bids, and finally the price was 10.98 million beli!

Seeing this scene, Gion began to completely doubt life.

She knew that of course she had never used that toothbrush, and even if she had, it would be a bit outrageous for someone to be willing to pay 10.98 million beli to buy it, right?

As soon as I thought about it, I sat at the auction

Gion, who was in the corner of the meeting, stretched out his neck to take a peek to see if the buyer was his number one dog licker, Kage, but he finally found out that he was not.

The Countess of Sota Kingdom who bought it smelled the toothbrush and threw it into the trash can with a look of disgust.

Then there are the pink socks worn by Roger the Pirate King, the band-aids used by the naval hero Garp, the underwear worn by Lieutenant General Tsuru, and even a photo album of private parts said to be the strongest samurai Kozuki Oden. These names are just amazing. The baffling auction items were put out one after another.

And they were all sold at good auction prices in the end!

In particular, a photo album of Kozuki Oden's private parts was successfully auctioned by a royal member of a certain kingdom for the highest price of 20 million beli!

After the big enemy paid the money, he was originally unwilling to take it life or death, but the auctioneer urged him angrily, and finally he accepted Kozuki Oden's photo album with tears in his eyes.

Then...he discovered that the one he got at auction was actually the only genuine one!

"Someone is paying a high price for these bluffing things, is that right?"

"I can't imagine how expensive my big sword Jinpilao will be!"

"With this style, they won't sell my knife for a billion Baileys, right?"

After Gion thought self-righteously in the audience, he instantly felt that his worth had skyrocketed.

She knew this auction must be at the right time!

“The last auction item…………!”

"That's the item that Lord Dark Dragon entrusted to our Don Quixote family for auction - the great sword Kinpira, which is also Major General Gion's favorite sword!"

"It will be auctioned on a fixed-price basis, and the transaction price is..."

The auctioneer whetted his voice and whetted everyone's appetite.

"How many billions is this knife worth? Tell me quickly!"

Gion looked anxious in the audience. She was eager to know what a sky-high price her beloved sword could fetch at this auction.

"One Bailey!!!"

"The auction price of the great sword Jinbiluo is one beri!!"

The auctioneer's firm words echoed in every corner of the auction venue.

"How much? A pele?"

"The broken toothbrush bearing my name is worth 9.98 million beli, but my beloved knife is only worth one beri. Is there any mistake?"

Gion was shocked by the auction price.

You must know that the great sword "Kinpira" was once regarded by Gion as one of the most precious things in life.

Gion, who has a strong personality, even wants to take the initiative to sell his own knives for a premium, just to increase the price of "Kinpila".

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