Imperfect Entertainer

"And, it's not... it's not... You said you like short and medium hair~~~"

The more he spoke, the quieter he became. In the back, the sound of mosquitoes flapping their wings was not even louder. Even Ye Zhi couldn't hear what she said, but this did not affect his appreciation for Shen Lu, staring at her. The face looked at for a long time.

"Well, it's really beautiful."

This sudden compliment made Shen Lu's face red to the bottom of her ears. She dressed up like this today, in fact, she came here with the intention of getting Ye Zhi. I have to say that this effect really satisfied her to the point where she couldn't be more satisfied. one o'clock.

"Ye Ye, you are really handsome today."

"thanks."

"Hairdo and clothes are so handsome."

"thanks."

"whee."

Shen Lu knew that he was out of words, but just looking at him like this made him very happy.

She looked down at Ye Zhi's hand, hesitating whether she should take the initiative to hold his hand, but Ye Zhi noticed her current expression, so he entered the state of 'overclocking', and he was in charge of her expressions and movements. analysis.

Expression: Shy.

Action: Move your fingers slightly, raise your palm several times and put it back.

Eyes: eager, hesitant.

Based on the above information, Ye Zhi analyzed 14000605 kinds of results, and then he couldn't help but scolded "Star Lord, you are such a piece of shit"... Ah bah, from this analysis result, Ye Zhi felt that he had a life One of the three illusions:

She likes me.

Having never been in a relationship, he was still a little afraid of becoming a victim of the illusion.

most afraid of...

The air was suddenly quiet.

At this moment, Ye Zhi seemed to be able to feel her heartbeat, her palms trembled slightly, this must be nervous, right?

"Huh~~~"

The original romantic atmosphere was immediately destroyed by the sound of "Huh".

It's Han Xia.

Han Xia looked at this pair of 'Golden Boy and Jade Girl' CPs, and almost didn't write envy, jealousy and hatred on his face, and said dissatisfiedly, "I said you two Ultraman, can you teach me how to change? Body? I want to learn too."

Shen Lu: "emmmmmm... Well, first of all, you need a shape-shifter, buy one from Taobao."

Ye Zhi: "Then... should we go in?"

Han Xia slapped his thigh, "Yes! Damn it, everyone is here, why are you still standing here stupidly, I'm mentally retarded too, let's walk around."

Shen Lu lowered her head, looked at her hand, and then looked at Ye Zhi's hand. She didn't know whether to take the initiative or not. She felt that she had already acted very clearly, but this wood is really too woody!

How annoying!

Following behind Ye Zhi and taking a few steps, Han Xia made a strange expression towards Shen Lu, and then gave a thumbs up.

Shen Lu also deliberately slowed down her pace.

"The money you gave me has been spent, how is it? Not bad."

"Okay, you did a good job today, thank you."

"Thank you, I've wanted to do this for a long time, but I just don't have enough money. Every time I see Ye Zi's hairstyle, I feel uncomfortable."

"Feel the same!"

Ye Zhi turned his head and looked at the two who were whispering. The man's intuition told him that the two must have something to hide from him, but since it was a secret, he didn't ask any further.

Just as the three of them walked to the bar, Shen Lu seemed to suddenly remember something, "Ah! Xinxin! I actually forgot about her."

"Do you have a friend coming?"

"Um."

This is an important part of her deal with Han Xia. She wants to introduce him to a beautiful young lady.

"Yi Zi, A-Xia, you wait for me, my friend is next to me, I'll call her."

Ye Zhi's impact on her was so great that she even forgot her best friend, but the moment she turned around, she saw the pair of resentful eyes not far away. , stuck out his tongue at her, "Xinxin."

"Don't call me, I don't have a friend like you who values ​​sex over friends, I have all my friends."

"Sorry~~~ Don't be angry, let's go, let's go in together."

Shen Lu quickly stepped forward and grabbed Xinxin's arm, pulling her in the direction of Ye Zhi, "Let me introduce you, this is the leaf I told you, Ye Zhi, this is A Xia, Han Xia, both He's my best friend, let's get to know him."

Getting acquainted?

Xinxin looked at Ye Zhi for a moment, her eyes instantly straightened.

And Ye Zhi and Han Xia also discovered her, and the atmosphere became extremely quiet.

"Little brother!"

Han Xia glanced at Ye Zhi and tried her best to hold back her smile: "emmmmm... this is really ape shit."

"From a probabilistic analysis, according to the population analysis of this area, suppose the daily traffic of Nanjing Road is 800,000 people, and the probability of being asked for WeChat is X when you happen to meet, the probability of the second encounter is Y, and at the same time The probability of her still being Lulu's friend is Z..."

Han Xia: "Ye Ye, have you ever seen a shoe sole the size of a casserole?"

Ye Zhi: "Well, you're holding it in your hand."

The corners of Han Xia's mouth twitched fiercely: "If you ask me about math again, my shoes will slap your face."

"Okay, let's sum it up in one sentence, it's a blessing, not a disaster, it's a disaster that can't be avoided."

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Shen Lu also seemed to gradually discover the abnormality of her friend, "Xinxin?"

Xinxin ignored her at all, took a stride, and stood in front of Ye Zhi, "Little brother! Little brother! I, I, we met at Uniqlo before, do you remember me? You asked for the one with my WeChat ID. ."

"Um."

It's hard to forget.

"Hello, I'm Lulu's classmate Ye Zhi, you can call me Ye Zi." Ye Zhi smiled politely and gracefully.

"Pei Xinxin."

Ye Zhi stretched out his hand first, "Nice to see you again."

Xinxin shook his hand excitedly, "Mmmm! I'm very happy too!"

At this moment, Shen Lu looked at the palms the two held together. If she was struck by lightning, what was it? She was struggling there for a long time and didn't know how to take the initiative to hold hands with Ye Zhi. She actually...

And the most extreme thing is that Shen Lu noticed it, but when Ye Zhi was about to withdraw, Pei Xinxin was holding on to it!

"Xinxin!"

Shen Lu was tragically ignored.

So Shen Lu made a bold move, forcibly separated their hands, glared at Pei Xinxin fiercely, and whispered to her, "What are you doing!"

"Lulu! It's my little brother!"

"Forehead…"

"I didn't expect your classmate to be the little brother I just met at Uniqlo!"

Pei Xinxin's eyes swept over Ye Zhi's body and then stayed on his face, her eyes were all obsessed, "Wow~~~ It's really good-looking and looks good in anything! It's still the same after changing clothes. It's... handsome!"

Shen Lu: "..."

"The moment I saw his smile, I even thought about where to bury with him in the future."

Shen Lu: "..."