Imperfect Entertainer

Chapter 755: Xiu Er, is that you?

But Pudding looked at him with very innocent and lovely eyes, as if he didn't understand at all.

wrong.

It really didn't understand it, but it kept wagging its tail at Ye Zhi. Ye Zhi held its dog's head, and his mood was quite complicated. This dog is really getting bigger now. Be good.

Who knows, it has changed from a large dog to a giant dog without knowing it!

And it's a very clever giant dog. As long as it is willing to teach it, it can basically learn it. Of course, the premise is that it is prepared to eat. Xixi does not know how many strange things have been taught to it.

Once, Ye Zhi even saw that his mother asked Xixi to go downstairs to buy seasonings.

By the way, Xixi took the pudding out for a walk, hung a basket around its neck, and came to the small shop where Xixi often came. Before Xixi said a word, she took the basket and put it on the boss's table. Kind of push the money in front of the boss.

Then, put the seasoning that the boss gave it directly into the basket, and put his head through it.

From beginning to end, Xixi just told the boss what she wanted to buy. All other work was contracted by this little clever, and even the change was allocated into the basket.

to the back...

It even learned to pay with the smartwatch Ye Zhi bought for it.

Anyway, with Xixi here, I'm not worried about it being wrong, and so far, this dog has really never missed a payment, so it's a little bit to say that it's fine, although it may be heard once. don't know.

but……

If you teach it a few times and guide it carefully, you can still learn it. But it's okay, Pudding is a relatively lazy dog. If there is nothing to do, it doesn't even bother to move.

No, Ye Zhi started playing games, and it fell asleep under his feet.

Chicken or something.

Playing with Shen Lu is a real joy. She is like a person who really enjoys games. When playing games, she doesn't have much desire to win or lose. She can eat chicken if she can, but not chicken. Just enjoy every moment of the game.

So it was really fun to watch her live.

There are many water friends who like to watch her live broadcast every day, in fact, just to have a happy smile and relax.

"leaf."

"what?"

"A song from the devil from heaven."

"???"

"If you want to sing, you can sing. Why so much nonsense?"

"I do not."

Shen Lu pretended to be angry and turned off the music, "Will you sing? It's true that you won't hit the roof for three days, don't force me to do it!"

"I won't."

"You can't sing!"

“A little bit~~~”

Shen Lu was 'angry', and while the water friends in the live broadcast room were waiting to watch the big show, she suddenly knelt down and hugged Ye Zhi's thigh, "Dad, just sing, okay? Oh, woo woo woo... Have pity on the poor child..."

Manners?

Shen Lu: What is morality? Tasty?

"Wait a minute, I'm a little hungry." Ye Zhi touched his belly, and he said, "Would you like to order a fried chicken Cha Cha? Do you want it?"

Mouth is asking.

But Ye Zhi ordered it directly, not really asking her what she meant, not even fried chicken, but pizza.

Shen Lu was also taken crooked very smoothly. She touched her stomach. She was also a little hungry, but she still turned her head arrogantly, "You just finished exercising, of course you are hungry, I haven't exercised today yet. ,I want to lose weight!"

"lose weight?"

"Um!"

"Then you can go downstairs and buy it, so it can be used as a sport."

"You think I don't know how many calories are in fried chicken?! You **** is trying to fatten me!"

"Nothing."

Shen Lu leaned on her waist and glared at Ye Zhi. As a showgirl, she can be said to be very professional, "Humph! Are you just trying to fatten me to death and then you can change to a young and beautiful girlfriend?!"

Ye Zhi actually asked very seriously, "Can I change it?"

"cannot!"

It's a good time to eat a handful of chicken, twenty minutes is really not enough, but Ye Zhi's fried chicken arrived first.

He asked the delivery boy to put it at the door, and then Pudding helped him go out and brought in takeout. Ye Zhi originally planned to reward him with a piece of fried chicken. Although the dog is not very good at digesting these greasy things, it is okay to eat a little occasionally. too big a relationship.

But……

This dog's mouth has been raised for a long time, and he actually puts on a disdainful cuteness.

Then, the piece of fried chicken was caught in Shen Lu's mouth with lightning speed. Ye Zhi saw that she was nibbling the fried chicken skillfully. After some smooth operations, only the piece of chicken wings was left. Off the chicken bones.

The bone also landed precisely in a cardboard box on her desk.

even……

During this whole process, she didn't use her hands at all.

"Lulu."

"what?"

"Aren't you losing weight?"

"Who told you to tempt me with fried chicken when I was hungry? If I'm fat, it's all your fault!"

"Did you just want to listen to a song?"

"Yup."

MusicStart!

Devil from heaven?

Today, I, Ye Zhi, will let you know what a real devil is. With a soulful tone, I sing the most coquettish lyrics, "Ye Zi is hungry and his stomach is empty, he wants to go downstairs but he is too lazy to move."

Listening to this familiar melody, this song is indeed the melody of Ye Zhixin's favorite song in her album.

But the lyrics...

Obviously not!

At this moment, Shen Lu already had an ominous premonition, "Pfft, Stop! I don't want to listen anymore, please shut up."

Stop?

Calling Stop is useless now~~~

"Fried chicken, pizza, lobster and barbecue, all in your head, your mouth is out of control, your saliva is flowing, you suddenly remember your weight, it is impossible to lose weight, and your face is swollen every time~~~"

Listen to him singing beautiful melody with his magnetic voice.

But the lyrics are so...

Shen Lu's mentality immediately exploded, "Ye Zhi!!!!!!"

"What? Don't you want to listen to music?"

"I just told you to stop!"

"Stop if you stop, so I'm not ashamed? At least let me finish this song."

"Don't tell me you still have the second half."

"Want to hear it?"

"roll!"

"Do you still eat?"

"eat!"

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