Imperfect Entertainer

"Goddess Lulu is delicious, I want to eat it too, can you give me a piece? I love you~~~ I love you~~~"

"I just want to know, how did she do that trick just now? Instead of eating chicken wings with her hands, she spit out the bones? This TM is a god, right? I'm a Buddha. If I didn't see it with my own eyes, someone told me that I would definitely Call him crazy."

"What kind of fairy is this...? The live adaptation still rhymes like this, I... Buddha."

"Ye Shen is still domineering. Just after fighting Lulu, he came up with such a lyric, amazing, amazing."

"What kind of hatred? If my boyfriend sings this to me, he will definitely give him a hammer, but thinking about it carefully, I don't seem to have a boyfriend, woo woo woo."

"Ye Ye, woo woo woo, don't you want me and the child in my stomach?"

"Upstairs, how many pounds? White and red? Would you like some hard vegetables?"

"No, her and Ziye's children... Maybe she watched Ziye's live broadcast, and then ate it. It's good to digest it."

"Pfft~~~ Barrage talents are coming out in large numbers."

...

Ye Zhi and Shen Lu wiped out all the fried chicken and pizza.

These two goods were not enough. Ye Zhi even took the risk of being beaten to death, ran to the refrigerator and took a popsicle, and put the whole stick in his mouth. cool down...

As soon as Ye Zhi was cool, Shen Lu soon followed.

why?

"Dare to kill my husband! You wait for me, you are too arrogant, let me tell you, I will blow you up now!"

The momentum is 120 points!

strength……

In the next second, she was stabbed to death by someone from behind, "Ah, what are you doing, what kind of game is this, I'm just shooting someone, and you open my chrysanthemum from behind, Can you still have some professional ethics?"

"You, as expected, are still so good."

"Yeah! I'm trying to avenge you! You're still scolding me."

"I'm just being more honest."

"Can you not be so honest?!"

"Lulu, you are so pretty today."

"Why did you say that when I told you not to be so honest, big pig's hoof!"

Ye Zhi took out the half-eaten popsicle and stuffed it into Shen Lu's mouth, "I know, this time it can only be said that the gun is too bad, and you can't use your strength."

"That is!"

"If this can replace you with a small water gun, you can make BiuBiuBiu laugh at the other side."

"..."

Shen Lu spent almost ten seconds thinking about whether this sentence had any deep meaning.

Then……

She was sure that this was a sarcasm without any impurities.

"I fought with you!"

"Let's talk after the ice cream, you can't eat chicken anyway, what's the point."

"Humph! Are you looking down on me?!"

"No no."

"Do you believe that I can eat chicken without you today?" When Shen Lu said this, it was an ambition.

However, Ye Zhi didn't believe it at all, the expression already explained everything.

Shen Lu shook the mouse fiercely, then started the game, "Don't believe me, right? You wait for me, I'll tell you, I, Shen Lulu's chicken today, I'm ready to eat! I'll let you lie down to win and let you see me Awesome!"

However……

As soon as she landed, she was hit by a gun.

Then she instantly panicked, and hurried to Ye Zhi's direction, who was a coquettish one, and shouted, "Ye Ye! Ye! Hurry up, hurry up, save me, save me!"

"Didn't you just say that you would win with me lying down?"

"I don't have a gun. If I had a gun he'd be dead! I'll tell you!"

Ye Zhi directly killed the person, and then gave the gun to Shen Lu. However, her skills did not change because she got the gun. She was still so good at it. The opponent not only got a good gun, but also a car. , and even the number of people has a great advantage, "Ah ah ah ah, they were below me, he stopped, eh, Ye Zi, what do you think of me begging for mercy?"

"It's okay to beg for mercy."

"Should I beg for mercy? Hello~~~ boss, boss, I'm a girl, can you let me go?"

Ye Zhi: "Who knows if you are a big voice changer."

"Shut up!" Shen Lu quickly cut back to a very gentle voice, "Just let us live longer? How about it?"

no response.

Shen Lu asked cautiously, "Hello?"

As a result, the voice of a young lady came, "You can just search for yours, leave me alone."

"Did she let us go?"

"That's necessary. I've reached a consensus with Miss... Oh my god, someone is pulling away, and they're going to come over."

"It's your time to act, Lulu! Keep begging for mercy."

"No, I'm afraid others won't give me a chance... I heard footsteps, you wait for me, I'll try it. Hey, friend, hello, can you let us go? Can you let us go? Little brother~~~ little sister~~~ okay?"

"Hey?"

"Hey, ah, hello, eh, big brother."

Then, this eldest brother threw a bunch of equipment on the ground and put it in front of Shen Lu, "Woooo~~~ You are so polite, thank you, thank you, come here, Ye Zi, this eldest brother not only doesn't kill us, but also gives it to us. Equipment, wow..."

"Is this serious?"

"Yeah, my God! Wow~~~ It's so good, these people, eh, can you give me a backpack? Big brother, can't hold it."

Ye Zhi was speechless: "Are you serious?"

"Of course!"

No, just after I finished speaking, the eldest brother really gave him a backpack, "Listen to your voice... a bit like Lulu, don't worry, I'll give you the backpack, if you are Lulu, can you let Ye Ziyi Sing me a song?"

"Yes, yes, no problem, hurry up, Sao pig."

"???"

"hurry up!"

Ye Zhi was at a loss for words at the moment, Shen Lu's action really ripped him off, holding a gun in her hand, she didn't know what to say, after a long brewing, "You eat chicken by begging for mercy, so do you. Enough beer."

"Come on! Do you still want to lie down and win?"

"This kind of lying down... I don't want to~www.readwn.com~ If you don't sing, I'll beat you up."

"..."

Finally, Ye Zhi still sang. This little brother should be Shen Lu's water friend. When he cut out to watch Shen Lu's live broadcast, he already knew everything. He was still very excited, but he didn't show it.

Until Ye Zhi sang.

Only then did he sigh, the deity is worthy of being deity!

In the past, I actually encountered a lot of people who deliberately learned Ye Zhi's voice, and some of them were really similar, but as long as they sang, they immediately broke their skills. Ye Zhi's songs are not so easy to sing.

But this time.

Even some transversals are handled perfectly, it's almost like playing a CD, and that's no one else's strength.

"Ye Shen Beer!"