Imperfect Entertainer

Of course, most of them are young ladies.

the scariest...

There are actually many young ladies who call her husband, and I don't know how to do it.

finally……

This group of people entered Han Xia's house together in the 'Internet Cafe 8 Lian Si' room, and turned on the black voice mode. No, the game just opened, and Shen Lu received a lot of voice messages from young ladies and sisters.

But Ye Zhi and the others were envious.

"Lulu, how do you always talk to girls in the game?"

Shen Lu played the game proficiently, and she entered the game faster than Han Xia and the others. "In front of me, how do you want to strike up a conversation? It's floating now? Why do you want to change your girlfriend? "

"I just don't know how to strike up a conversation, I just want to ask you a few tricks, teach me."

"Why are you studying this?"

"Maybe I will be single in the future, and I will rely on your teaching to seduce girls. I don't even know what flirting is."

do not know?

It's strange that you don't know, you just used all the means of flirting on the same person.

You do not know?

Han Xia and the others despised Ye Zhi fiercely. If he could do all the things he did to Shen Lu with a random girl, it would definitely be a hit.

not to mention……

Ye Zhi himself also said that his most effective way to flirt with girls is "Hello, beauty, I'm Ye Zhi".

"Guapi, why don't you stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun? Ask your girlfriend how to flirt with her?"

"Besides you, I don't have anyone who can flirt with girls, no matter who you ask."

"Call the teacher first to listen."

"Old Wet Ji, take me to fly."

"Hmph..." Shen Lu entered the game and pulled Ye Zhi directly, "How do you usually talk to Miss Sister?"

"I don't know, I don't talk much, I just play games."

While skydiving, Shen Lu asked, hating that iron is not steel, and said, "Then I will teach you a trick. If you despise my old pearl in the future, you can go and flirt with a few more young ladies."

Han Xia asked with great interest, "Then when did you become an old man?"

Ye Zhi touched his chin, "According to Shen Lulu's health care level, she rarely enters the kitchen, and there are a lot of skin care products that can't be used up no matter how you use it. When she is old and pearly, it is expected to be after 2038."

"Then you've become an old salted fish, such a cruel woman!"

"..."

Teacher Shen Lu's lesson on flirting with girls has finally started, "How to chat with a girl? Call me a beauty? If that's the case, you're too low, little fairy? Hey~~~ lick the dog, little baby? Are you worthy?"

"Then how can we narrow the distance with girls?"

"I'll teach you a trick, call it Dad! The place warms up in an instant, call it Dad! Get up close and personal, and call it Dad! You can't be a lover, but you can still be a father and son, call it Dad!"

Han Xia: "I think your melon skin is teasing me."

"Did you just find out? It depends on your talent, but you still want to learn it? Tsk tsk tsk~~~ Thinking about it, I really don't know how you guys catch up with your current girlfriend. Is Yue Lao so powerful? "

Ye Zhi raised his hand, "Me, me, my girlfriend is chasing me."

Shen Lu's face flushed red, "Shut up!"

Huang Bo is actually not bad. He's an old driver. He's the best in the dormitory.

As for Han Xia and Wang Xinze, these are two spicy chickens.

It was God's will that Han Xia and Xu Ruoying were able to succeed, but Wang Xinze was supported by Ye Zhi's gold medal assists. At the beginning, Wang Xinze wanted to talk about sweet love every day.

but……

Strangers don’t dare to speak, acquaintances don’t dare to start, love at first sight is unreliable, long-term love and fear of getting tired, making jokes on the Internet every day, but actually being a dog every day, just want to talk about sweet love?

However, she still found a girlfriend in this way, and Shen Lu had no choice but to sigh about Ye Zhi's strength.

But if you think about it this way...

It's not that Ye Zhi can't flirt with girls at all, he just doesn't think about flirting at all. As long as he wants to, even if he doesn't take pictures, with his excellent 'mind-reading skills', he can flirt with a car anytime, anywhere. beautiful sister paper.

Is this called not flirting?

Even if he sings a song casually, it is enough for him. Which girl can hold his voice, this is a walking subwoofer!

so……

In order to show that she is no worse than him, Shen Lu often sings in the live broadcast room.

what song?

That is the legendary sand sculpture song.

No matter how serious the song is, when it reaches Shen Lu, it will become a song of sand sculpture.

But……

Once she doesn't pay attention, she is still the same Shen Lulu with a tone-deafness.

But her singing with insufficiency is really funny. Many fans in her live broadcast room are attracted by her sand sculpture songs, and Ye Zhi's songs are the ones she has adapted the most.

Ruined one after another.

but……

Occasionally, when she sings seriously, it still sounds good. Ye Zhi's previous training was not for nothing.

"Lulu, to be honest, can you bring in more young ladies?"

"What? You **** Xia, if Ruoying is filming, you will float up? Forget it, Miss Sister, how many more do you want to pull?"

"Not really. It's mainly to play games with you. I'm afraid that I might become a sand sculpture inexplicably. If there are more people, I will not be the only sand sculpture."

"Don't force me to beat you, when did I make a sand sculpture?! Let me tell you, I am Shen Lulu, I don't know how powerful I am. Also, why do you have to call Miss Sister or Brother Brother?"

"Do you have one? Yes, yes."

Shen Lu glanced at ~www.readwn.com~ That certain jealous jar, her friends in eating chicken are basically little sisters, there are not many boys, even if there are, they are classmates who usually have a good relationship. "No la."

"You haven't pretended to be 13 for so long, you scumbag."

"Gourd skin!"

"Scum!"

Just when the two were arguing, Ye Zhi had already brought in several young ladies who were playing with the app, "Yo, Radisson Ender, let's get high, today, I have no other requirements, just ask eat chicken."

Why can so many people open black together?

Because eating chicken today opened a new way of playing, you can form a team of up to 10 people to open the black.

This mode is not a traditional player confrontation mode, but equipped with various magic equipment to fight monsters together, and finally judge who eats chicken according to the number of killed monsters.

and……