In The Seven Deadly Sins With A System

"Damn Helicopter-kun got me good. ahh chi chi chi. Still stings damnit!"

I look up. I'm surrounded by nothingness.

"Ahh so that's it. Reincarnation huh..."

I say, moderately unsurprised but extremely excited. As I calm down, a extremely beautiful woman floats... down...? up...?

I can't really tell to be honest, my sense of direction is messed up.

Before the goddess says anything I say

"Yo"

The goddess looked at me

"Hrmp, I wanted to introduce myself first! Not like I even care though!"

'mental note, goddess is a tsudere'

Cough cough

I bring the goddess's attention to me and say

"So...What's the deal? Reincarnation? or just Relocation?"

The goddess seemed fl.u.s.tered

"HOW ARE YOU SO CALM"

she says

"Well, the reason I was on the building in the first place was so I could do this."

"Well, you were right, I can give you any five wishes."

hmmm, five wishes huh...

"If I get reincarnated can I choose my mother?"

"Yes, you can choose anyone!"

she said proudly.

"Okay, wish one I want to be reincarnated into the world of Seven Deadly Sins as your son!"

I say confidently while smirking.

"hmm, yes...HMMMMM!?!?"

she's shocked and blushing a bit.

"Wish two, I want a game like system that has a shop, inventory, quests and stat screen. I want the shop to be able to buy anything that is imaginable but there is an increase in price depending on its power."

"..."

the goddess is still trying to recover from wish one while trying to say something. But she nods saying it's ok. I continue

"Wish three, I want to be the most attractive man in existence, not just in Seven Deadly Sins, but throughout all space and time."

she nods.

"Wish four, I want to be unable to die or age in any way."

she hesitates then nods.

"Final wish, I want to be able to come back and meet you whenever I want"

I proceed to wink at her making her blush even more.

She says.

"Ok then, you have to be in love with me for eternity then."

She shuts her eyes, clenches her fists and blushes.

"Fine...jeez"

"Good"

I run up to her and give her a kiss. At first she didn't move but she started to kiss back after a while.

After 12 and a half minutes (I was counting) we split apart. A trail of saliva connects our lips, making her look enchanting.

"Perfect"

I say after pecking her lips again.

she starts panting with a crazed look in her eyes.

"Are you ok?"

I say, genuinely concerned.

"more...more!"

she's begging, how hot...

But no, I need to go to Liones first.

"Grant my wishes first, I'll come up and see you whenever I have time."

She looks sad, but smiles and says

"Okay Daddy~"

I say, shocked at her seductiveness.

"Okay Dad- I mean Dear!"

I sigh and give her one last kiss.

"Goodbye Wifey"

I say.

Suddenly a white light envelopes me. I shut my eyes so I don't go blind. When I reopen them I see a vast grassland, rocks and a forest on the horizon.

«Hello Master, I am your system. Would you like to personalise me?»

"Em... YES!!!"

I start to think, what would be a good name?

«Master I have no other voice presets, but I am very adaptable! Give me a task and I shall complete it.»

"Ok...? What do you need then?"

«Well if Master can do an impression of the voice he wants, I can adapt to it!»

Oh god, ok just calm. What voice do I want...

"I would be overjoyed if you could speak like this. And call me Sire"

I said in a VERY British voice. Not dissimilar to C3PO from St*r W*rs.

«Sire. Sire... Sire!»

The system then went on to say Sire in C3PO's voice while expressing different emotions. It was quite the show.

Now a name. A British voice... so I need a posh British name. hrmmm... good name for butlers. Wish I had G*ogle right now. Ahah...

"System, you shall be named Sebastian. I'll call you Sebas!"

«Sebastian, a glorious name Sire!»

God His voice sounds amazing.

"hehe"

I laugh out loud a little.

«Sire, you seem to have completed a quest. As expected of Sire. Only been here for 10 minutes and already doing excellent»

He even makes me feel good about myself. This is great. Thanks Goddess, I'll see you later. ;)