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“Hironobu Sakaguchi bastard, what is he doing!” Yamauchi Hiroshi angrily tore the newspaper in his hand in half.

He deliberately wanted to overwhelm the popularity of Pokemon, and even specially issued an order to almost all game-related media, asking them not to report any Pokemon-related things, and also removed all the remaining Pokemon in the store, thinking so. It can completely wipe out the probability that Pokemon is sold out.

But what didn’t expect was that things actually bloomed inside the wall, and an article by Hironobu Sakaguchi attracted collective criticism from mainstream newspapers throughout the country.

As long as you are a smart person, you can tell that all these reports were bought by someone with money. But the problem is that even if everyone knows that these reports are problematic, they will definitely arouse their curiosity about the game Pokemon.

According to information received by Yamauchi Hiroshi, there are now a few 100 people in Everyday All who come to the store to ask if there are any Pokemon game cassettes for sale.

And the unified reply was that the game cassette was taken off the shelf, and the news was reported by the media instantly, which directly established an image of Nintendo suppressing Pokemon, and Nintendo directly received a lot of bad reviews.

And the most damn Sega company also jumped out at this time and publicly criticized Nintendo for only looking at people, not the quality of the game, helping big companies suppress small companies, and calling on Pokemon to publish on the Sega platform. They will definitely give them preferential treatment. .

Good guy, this directly made Yamauchi Hiroshi angry about to explode, and the sweat on Yamauchi Hiroshi’s forehead was also oozing out. Once the Pokemon really accepted Sega’s olive branch and cooperated with Sega, wouldn’t he be Is the meat on the lips pushed away forcibly?

At the time when Yamauchi Hiroshi was in trouble, Satoshi Tajiri suddenly issued a public statement. In the statement, Satoshi Tajiri stated that Nintendo has nothing to do with this matter. The removal of his game is actually Nintendo’s practice. Because the game was sold too badly, it was removed.

Is own incompetence

At the same time, Nintendo does not have any behavior to suppress Team Rockets. At the same time, Team Rockets is very grateful to Nintendo for its help to its own company. Nintendo is actively helping itself and giving them the opportunity to re-sell.

Reading this report, Yamauchi Hiroshi was stunned. If he hadn’t personally ordered the suppression of Pokemon, he thought he was trying his best to help Team Rockets and give them a chance to re-list.

However, thanks to the active clarification of Team Rockets, the report gave Nintendo a little more praise, which made Yamauchi Hiroshi extremely uncomfortable.

What’s more uncomfortable is that Yamauchi Hiroshi has to accept the kindness sent by Satoshi Tajiri, and the public relations department has to brace oneself to acknowledge Satoshi Tajiri’s speech.

if not?

Saying that Team Rockets is talking about farting, have you been suppressing the game of Team Rockets and Pokemon?

However, this has also caused everyone to be more curious about the Pokemon game. They all want to know how the quality of the Pokemon game is and whether it can really exceed the quality of Final Fantasy 5.

At this time when 10000 people were curious, a magazine named “Dengeki World” published a game trial record about “Pokemon”.

This “Dengeki World” is a game journal that has only been published about two years ago. It is not very well-known in the industry, but a game reviewer of “Dengeki World” is very famous. He is a well-known game reviewer. He has a very good reputation in the game circle. He is famous for all kinds of pragmatic game review articles, as well as sharp comments and comments.

So when he released the first trial record of “Pokemon” in all media, he quickly attracted the attention of all players.

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People at home, just out

It feels like I haven’t watched the news for a week. The entire world has changed. They are all discussing “Pokemon”, and I seem to be the only one who really holds the “Pokemon” cassette in my hand.

Originally impatient wanted to write an article about “Pokemon”, now I can’t help it, and drove the article out overnight.

Let me talk about the conclusion first.

This game is simply the best game of 1993.

Note that it is the best game, not the best handheld game, but the best full-platform game. The scum of Final Fantasy 5 in front of “Pokemon” can only be hanged and beaten, and it is still hanged. The kind that hits 100 times.

To be fair, if it weren’t for 90 years in the 7s, I would say that this is the best game in the entire 90s. This can be proved by my heart that almost died suddenly because of staying up late for 3 days and 3 nights.

I told you that if I die one day in the future, I must be killed by “Pokemon”. Please remember to call the police. This game is really fun.

Okay, stop blowing, let’s tell the story.

By the way, this game is really mysterious.

On May 5, I went to buy the GB version of “Final Fantasy 1”, then sat in the bookstore and played with GB on the spot for an hour, and then I directly gave the game card to a passing kid.

Really, this game is too scumbag. I don’t even have the qualifications to enter my storage cabinet. It is only rationed for elementary school students to play. The premise is that the elementary school student must have GB and his mother will not beat him up.

Then I exploded because I had to write a review of the game.

I originally planned to write “Final Fantasy 5”, and I thought about it, no matter if the game is bad or bad, I will write it. Anyway, I will blow it or scold if it is bad.

But in the end, the game cannot be played or scolded, which is very exaggerated.

Because this game is exactly the same as the FC version without any changes. I have already reviewed “Final Fantasy 5” in the FC version. I can’t copy the full text again, so I have to find a new game to play and write A review.

Because my mentality had already exploded at that time, I decided to find the worst game, and then yelled at me to express my depression. It would be regarded as a cure and saving.

Then I thought, which of the newly released games is the worst?

So I found a “Convenience Store Newsletter” (PS: Convenience Store Newsletter is the nickname of “Famitsu” because Fami is also the name of a famous convenience store chain in Japan.), went straight to the last garbage dump, and glanced at the rankings The final game.

Yo Xi, Pokemon, Pokémon, Pokémon, and monster sounds terrible, it’s you!

Here, I want to sincerely say sorry to the producer Mr. Satoshi Tajiri. I am not a human being. I shouldn’t have been vicious at the time. I really realize that I was wrong. This is a World’s First game, please. 10000000 must continue to make the game, make the second part.

Mother, Psyduck is so cute!

…To be continued…】