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In order to find the Pokemon game cassette, I also tried a lot, because there are no 3 shops near my house. Finally, I asked a buddy to pull out a box of Pokemon game cassettes from his warehouse. come out.

He said that he just got one, and he still asked for it, otherwise Nintendo will not take the game out.

Here, I’m going to talk about it, this time Nintendo is simply blind.

If I were Nintendo, I would definitely put 100 sets of motherfucker directly in all stores, and I would definitely sell them out in a week. As a result, Nintendo still does not actively recommend delivery. If it wasn’t for my brother’s obsessive-compulsive disorder, I had to add all the new games every month, so I deliberately followed the release list, and Nintendo ordered a copy of Pokemon, you I can’t see my article today.

At that time, I was planning to stay in the buddy’s shop for an hour and simply play a game. But when I got started, I stayed from dawn to dark. When the buddy kicked my ass and drove me away, I realized that it was already fast. It’s 12 o’clock in the evening.

No way, this game is really fun.

First of all, after entering the game, we will find that my name is Ash. Then my dream is to become a Pokemon master, don’t ask me what Pokemon master means, you just understood after playing this game.

Then my mother asked me to find a guy named Professor Oak and said that he would give me a Pokémon as my capital to become a Pokemon training master.

The problem is that I went to the research room and found that the Professor was not at home!

But it doesn’t matter, as soon as you enter the lawn, the magical Professor Oak will appear, and will come to you, then take you back to the research room and ask you to pick the wizard.

There will be 3 initial different Pokémons for you to choose. After you choose, you have to fight with a SB called little Peng (小茂).

These 3 Pokémons are called Squirtle, Charmander, and Bulbasaur. I suggest you choose Bulbasaur, because it’s so cute. Anyway, I chose this one.

But no matter which Pokémon you choose, you can beat up little Peng. After you fight with little Peng, you will walk up to a city. When you go to the store and ask you to bring something to the Professor, you can get the legendary after you give it to the Professor. The wizard illustrated book.

Then go to the room above the research institute, which is Little Peng’s house, and talk to his elder sister, who will give you a map of the town. To be reasonable, little Peng’s elder sister is really good, very beautiful, I can!

Then follow the city you have to wrap up and you will reach a forest. There is a detoxification fruit on the left side of the tree that just entered. Then go to the right, then go straight up, then left, then down, and then follow the road to get out of the forest.

Next is Gym Battle.

But before Gym Battle, I suggest you practice leveling in the forest.

Well, in fact, leveling is not important. What is important is that we have to catch different Pokémon.

In fact, the main line of this game has nothing to do with the plot, you don’t even need to clear the plot at all, because the biggest fun of this game is to capture and cultivate Pokémon.

There seems to be a total of 165 different Pokémons in this game, but I have been playing for more than a week and I have caught 92 of them so far, but there are still 73 Pokémons that I can’t catch at all. It’s too difficult, but I believe I can definitely catch them all.

Okay, it seems to be off topic again.

Although I haven’t caught all Pokémon, in addition to evolution, the shape of Pokémon is basically different between different Pokémon, and the skills and attribute points are also different. It can be seen that Satoshi In order to design these different Pokémon, Mr. Tajiri really spent a lot of effort, which is admirable.

Speaking of evolution, in my opinion, this is the biggest highlight of this game, no, this is completely irresistible.

Can you imagine, when I evolve my lovely Bulbasaur into Ivysaur, and finally watch him evolve into Venusaur, can I feel the excitement?

My God, every time you evolve, you feel like your child is born. This feeling is simply irresistible to Pokémon.

There is also the initial value of Pokémon. Here, I really want to scold the bastard Satoshi Tajiri. Why can’t he set all Pokémon to the same initial attribute?

Every time a wild Pokémon is successfully captured, the fuck attribute is different. If the initial attribute is low, the attribute that will grow to 10Level 0 in the future will be extremely low.

Do you know how many Pikachu I caught in order to catch a full initial attack?

I caught more than 200 of them.

And at the end of the catch, I discovered that Pikachu’s highest attack is only 55 points, which is the impossible breakthrough attack limit. I have already lost a Pikachu that is full of attacks and full of energy. Do you know how desperate I was at the time? ?

…………A lot of introduction of game content is omitted……

In terms of the main storyline of the game, the most important ones are Gym Battle and Alliance League. These are very difficult, especially in the later stage, must master the restraint between Pokémon attributes, and the Pokémon with full race value, and Learn some different skill books for Pokémon, etc.

Specifically, I will write a more detailed strategy for everyone in the next issue, so that everyone can basically pass Gym Battle and Alliance League quickly.

But I want to tell everyone that the clearance story is only the beginning of the game, and then you will feel the real pain in this game.

In addition, this game should have the ability to communicate with each other between different players. From the introduction of the interface, different players can use the communication function to compete between Pokémon.

This is the feature I am most looking forward to, but unfortunately, I can’t find a second Pokemon player by my side.

That’s why I wrote this article overnight! Bastard!

Hurry up and the second player will appear! Bastard!

I want to fight! Bastard!

Baka Baka Baka Baka! ! !

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This 5000-word guide is finally over. This guide basically answers the players’ curiosity about the game of Pokemon, but as this little curiosity is solved, a bigger curiosity appears.

That’s how fun this game is. It can actually get a well-known game critic to write such a fucking review article, making people want to play it by themselves, bastard! !

The influence of this article is huge. The influence of the commentator in the game circle is big enough, and this article is written so humorously that it has an extremely explosive effect.

“Dengeki World”, a magazine that is not even among the top 10 in the game magazine industry, has actually ranked first in all game magazines in terms of sales within a month.

And this game magazine is not stupid, it began to report Pokemon-related news, completely ignoring Nintendo’s related warnings.

Meow~ My daily sales have increased by 10 times. I don’t care what you ban. If you have the ability, you let the Press Administration ban me.

The direct result of this is that more and more people come to Nintendo to ask, when will they be willing to sell Pokemon game cassettes again?

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“President, the gunman you arranged is so powerful. Now everyone in the circle is talking about our Pokemon!” In the company, Satoshi Tajiri excitedly said to Jia Yapeng.

“Um…I didn’t arrange it…I arranged all the newspapers and articles, but this person really didn’t arrange it!” Seeing Satoshi Tajiri’s obviously disbelieving expression, Boss Jia helplessly said.

This commentator really has nothing to do with Boss Jia, this is really tap water.

“Well, regardless of this, the heat is enough now, and it’s time for the next step!” Boss Jia faintly smiled and said “Our Pokemon should also be officially sold.”

After the enthusiasm for half a month, Team Rockets Co., Ltd. once again advertised in newspapers all over Japan.

The same is only one sentence.

“May 5, Pokemon, see you at 20-7 convenience stores and national bookstores!”