Interstellar Love Hunting Guide

On the morning of returning to Huilongguan, Sotoff was rarely sitting quietly at the breakfast table. Panther finally fell asleep after two days and nights of turmoil. Beech had no tricky opponents, plus diarrhea and collapse. He fell asleep on his brother's pillow, and for the first time in months, the dining room of the Great Brahma was restored to the cleanliness and quietness it used to be.

"Is Beech still diarrhea after I slept last night?" Russell asked as he ate a large bowl of seafood noodles.

"I pulled it twice, but the doctor said it's not serious anymore." Sauter cut the grilled meat on the plate elegantly.

"Isn't it serious to pull twice a night?" Russell frowned. The youngest son was born with inadequacy and was extremely naughty, which made people worry the most.

"It's okay, the stool is all formed, unlike the time when I pulled it on Caton's head, it was all water." Soter cut the meat and began to eat. Seeing his wife still looked worried, he picked up a tube of barbecued meat. The sauce was squeezed into a sharp tuft on the edge of his plate, "Hey, it's almost like this, it's a bit thin, but the doctor said that it should be formed in the afternoon." Then he changed to another salad dressing. , Squeezed a tuft on the other side of the plate, raised an eyebrow, "Like this."

"Oh, that's good." Russell assuredly continued to **** the noodles. Sauter skewered the barbecue, swiped the barbecue sauce and salad dressing twice, stuffed it into his mouth and ate it without any pears.

Oh, what happened, why is there a feeling of disillusionment? Russell's movements froze for a while, looking at the husband who was eating quietly opposite him, his expression was still calm and his manners were still elegant, but...Does Mao always feel that something seems to be particularly contradictory?

By the way, it's poop!

That's right! I don’t know when they started, their conversations began to be full of everything about the child, the smell of vomiting milk, the color of the nose, the shape of the stool, regardless of the occasion and time, as long as it is related to the child, even if it is discussed during the meal. They can also eat the most disgusting thing.

Although they haven't been baptized in love since they fell in love (?), this is too... disillusioned, right? I have been married for only one and a half years, and the topic of getting along is like an old man and an old man. There is no aesthetic feeling at all. Let alone watching the stars and watching the moon, there is no way to talk about poetry, poetry and ideals of life. Who can say that marriage is love? The grave, the child is the grave of love ah ah ah...

"What's the matter? The noodles are not delicious?" Sudder suddenly noticed that his wife was biting a mouthful of noodles that had become petrified. He took a spoonful of noodles and tasted it, calling Atto, "Too much salt, right? He ate too much salt legs It’s going to cramp, go and change a bowl of something lighter."

"Yes." Atoto hurriedly changed a bowl, and Russell's stomach sounded with a roar of hunger. He couldn't remember the romance that he had hurried away before it arrived, and griefly stuffed his face into the sea bowl and started eating. Sauter had no such feelings at all. He cut a lot of shredded pork and watched it while his wife was breathing. Human physique was really unpredictable. The last time he was pregnant, he obviously couldn’t eat that much. He looks fat, why didn't he eat it this time? Is it because of the unacceptable nature of returning to the hometown?

Russell ate a bowl quickly, Atto immediately went to serve him again, Russell hit two full hiccups, feeling that the noodles that had just been eaten had disappeared, and the hunger in his stomach was not relieved at all. God knows that when he was fifteen or six years old, he was not able to eat like this when he was growing up. Now every meal, whether rice or noodles, is standard four large bowls. It is not a snack. After eating like this every day, the weight is still dropping at a constant rate!

So he now seriously suspects that his body has mutated after this pregnancy. The stomach under his ribs is no longer a stomach, but an alien space and a black hole. Otherwise, the food in the washing tub will not even be heard!

But this is not just the reason for pregnancy. Taking a child is really an individual effort. You can't cope with such a heavy consumption without eating more, Russell thought sadly, touching his stomach, both of them were forced to be like this. Wait for this. How come four of them are born?

Sauter's built-in antenna sensed his wife's painful melancholy, touched his head comfortingly, and continued to cut and feed.

The silence lasted only one morning. The two princes woke up on time during lunch time. After making a fuss in the nursery and burning the bed, brothers and friends got up again for some reason, and saliva came out with kisses on each other's faces. After coaxing them to feed them, they put on the same one-piece suit and hugged them into the small spaceship. The two parents were ready to go home.

"Now, we are going home to see Grandma now." Sauter held a son in each hand and said solemnly, "We will all have to stay at Grandma's house for the next eight hours, and we will be able to return to the hotel after dinner, so I warn you. , Don’t transform indiscriminately! Don’t spit out fireballs! Beech can’t hide anyone! Panther, don’t sing arbitrarily! Also, it is strictly forbidden to use tools when fighting each other!"

"Ang~" The two sons were full of expectation to see their grandmother and nodded obediently. (⊙ω⊙)~

Sauter touched the younger son's ass, keenly found that the pants were not thick enough, frowned and asked, "Beachy, where's your diapers? You must wear diapers when you have diarrhea!"

Beech looked at his dad entangledly, and reluctantly pulled out a piece of diaper from the twisted space, muttered and put it on his ass, Sauter black thread, did anyone put the diaper on the outside of his pants? What's the use of that!

"Forget it, just one, you can't transform, whatever else." Russell grabbed Beech and put it on his lap, **** and tying diapers. He felt that everything he told his two sons was playing the piano to the cows. It would be better to ask for less. As long as she doesn't become a chicken, everything is easy to do, and the old lady is also a person who is here. She should be mentally prepared for a half-year-old child.

Having said that, the two kids don’t know who they should go with. They are not as stable as Sauter and Evans. They are both black-bellied. When they are cute, they are more cute than the other. , Even his father doesn't believe that Fried Hairy Fighting Cock and CJ Zhengtai are the same creature.

But think about having a grandfather like Oli the Great, everything seems to have a reasonable explanation.

When I arrived at Huilongguan, it was just afternoon tea time. When Luo Haihua saw the two young Zhengtais, he forgot about the mess of his son marrying him. He hugged Beech and felt it painfully: "Isn't it twins? Why is this so small? Look at this little arm, it looks like a twist."

"He was not full-term when he was born, and he was a bit congenital." Soter explained, Luo Haihua immediately glared at her son: "The stinky kid lied and didn't write drafts. He was pregnant and even said that her husband was going to have a baby. Such a big thing can be sloppy. Really? You went to the space to give birth by yourself. Don’t put on my grandson's back if you don’t want to die! It hurts you to have a baby. If you don’t sit well in confinement, you will be sick for the rest of your life..."

"Mom, please stop telling me, I'm not a woman, I don't need to confinement..." Russell covered his face with shame.

"Mom, don't blame him. Last time, I was not good. I didn't watch him and let him run away. This time I will take care of him." Sauter immediately reviewed himself, and Luo Haihua saw him protect him. The son's anger disappeared a bit, and he touched Beech's little hairy curly hair, and said with satisfaction: "You know how serious it is... Wait, what's this time? The second kid..."

"Yes, mom, he's pregnant again. It's been five months." Sauter said happily. Russell wanted to hold his mouth too late, so he could only roll his eyes. Are you the Annunciation Bird? I also think my mother hasn't been stimulated enough in the past few days. She has only half a year after the major surgery, and her bones are not strong.

Luo Haihua looked up and down at her son in a puzzled manner. No, I couldn’t see it at all after five months. At least he had a little beer belly last time. This time, I looked at her and her waist became thinner. “I’m pregnant? Why are you pregnant? Are you thinner than before?"

Sauter looked at his mother-in-law in shame, then looked at Russell guiltily, and reviewed himself again: "It's all my fault, the children are so clingy to him, and the nanny can't help him, so he always doesn't rest well, and I don't have much parenting. experience……"

"Mom, it's not about Sauter's business. My pregnancy is not what you think. Even if I am full-term, I won't be as big as a man on earth..." Russell wanted to excuse Sauter, and Sauter immediately took it up and down. In one sentence, "Yes, our child is egg-born, and the double yolk is not that big." He said, making gestures with his hands.

Russell's scalp was numb, Luo Haihua was already petrified, and she was already a little unacceptable about her son giving birth, and the lower limit of laying eggs or something was even more refreshed. Look down at Beech on his lap, and then at Panther, who is sitting on the carpet and peeling peanuts. So, were these two boys hatched out of eggs? The alien world is really too, too heavy...

"Grandma eat it." Panther peeled a bunch of peanuts, Xiao Pang put a peanut shell in his hand on the hem of Luo Haihua shirt, looked at the old lady filially, and Beech wanted to reach out and grab it, but was slapped away by his brother: "Beach can't eat fruit while he's having a stomachache."

Luo Haihua looked at the peanut shell full of saliva and was very touched. This child is really filial and loves his brother. She just has no common sense. She touched the little blue curls on his head: "Panser is so good, thank you Baby, but you can’t eat peanut shells, you have to eat Ren'er."

Panther grinned, Xiao Chuan grabbed the peanut kernels on the carpet and put them into his pocket, "Hungry to know."

Luo Haihua: ==

Russell help, son, can you do more?

Because Russell kept fighting every step of the way, Panther and Beech were still more responsible. Except for licking the limited edition lollipops privately kept by the big cousin one by one and wrapping them in sugar paper, nothing happened. Finally, the Russell couple finished their dinner nervously, but Luo Haihua said nothing to let them leave the house and go to the hotel.

"Mom, my bed is too small for the four of us to live in." Russell was still struggling, and Luo Haihua smiled calmly: "It's okay, I have arranged everything, you will know if you go up and see."

In the attic, Russell’s single bed is gone. There is a super big mattress on the teak floor, which occupies a full half of the attic. It’s not a problem to sleep three sots. It seems that the old lady has been prepared, and Russell is not easy to say What's the matter, I had to promise her to live.

As night fell, Russell carefully locked the door of the room. After washing, the family of four lay on the big mattress. The two children slept enough during the day. They would not sleep without playing hard for two or three days, and Russell was too lazy to sleep. I took care of them, I found them a Rubik's Cube and a nine-link to study, and I lay in Sauter's arms with my eyes closed and rested. Both of these boys liked this kind of intellectual toy.

Sauter reached down and touched his stomach. He could vaguely feel the hard lumps. Although they were not big, they held the skin tightly. Because the dragon's body temperature was relatively high, it felt hot to the touch. The vitality of life. The four children are obviously stronger this time. The fetal heart can be heard last month, and the Doppler sound is very strong like a train. It is estimated that the birth of these two is even more noisy than the two now.

Although often dizzy by his two sons, Sauter still hopes that his sons can be more active. The more naughty the children, the more energetic and pioneering spirit, as long as they are educated properly during the growth process, no matter in the future Whatever you can do, you can become a leader and a spiritual leader for your companions. Even if you are yourself, you will continue to cause trouble before the age of ten. It is only after the death of your father that you are a little old and mature.

It’s just that it’s going to work hard for him. Sauter tightened his arms. Russell had already fallen asleep in his arms. The heavy shadow of the eyelashes under the soft light covered the tired dark circles of the lower eyelids, and the thin cheeks became more and more obvious. With sharp edges and corners, the collarbone in the lattice pajamas stands abruptly because of the angle, and looks thin and small, which makes people feel distressed.

Go home early. There are so many people at home, so he doesn't need to do anything for himself, Soter thought, after giving birth to the child, take him to the magic sea for a while, recuperate and recuperate. Speaking of coming from a honeymoon, he has never lived in a two-person world in a relaxed manner. He is still so young and his life is so limited. After following me for so long, he hasn't had any comfortable days. In the future, he must take time to play with him. δ All the great places in the galaxy, without children, just the two of us!

Let the bill of childbirth in the Palace of the Elders go to hell!

In his sleep, Russell felt that Sauter's heartbeat speeded up a bit, and he unconsciously circled his waist and patted his back. Sauter was taken aback, then laughed dumbfounded. He treated me as a child, right?