Interstellar Love Hunting Guide

Russell woke up the next morning and it was three poles in the sun. He yawned and found a note on the pillow. Sauter left a message saying that he had gone to see the scene in Harmony Park and let him rest. Press the remote control to open the curtains, and the warm sunlight shines on the body through the bright glass windows, which is extremely comfortable.

Sure enough, I still sleep well at home~ Russell stretched out with great satisfaction, uh...what about the kids?

Looking left and right, there is no shadow of Panther and Beech, the educational toys are all disassembled, yes, they are really disassembled-the plastic cube has been disassembled into small squares, placed in the shape of a crooked wall. This should be Panther's masterpiece, he is good at piling up wood. The nine metal rings were all disassembled and straightened into small iron rods, neatly arranged in a row from long to short. This must have been done by Beech, this child has orderly obsessive-compulsive disorder, and everything must be arranged in an orderly manner. To be at ease.

It seems that the medicine given this time is a bit fierce. Rubik's Cube and Jiulianhuan are big killers, and they generally only dismantle toys that can't be played with at all.

"Panther? Beech?" Russell yelled twice, no one answered, the room was quiet, no, did they go out?

Russell got up and looked around in the room. There was no shadow of his son. A bad premonition appeared in his heart. He opened the window and asked the old lady who was basking in the yard: "Mom, is the child downstairs?"

"No, didn't I sleep with you? I thought I didn't get up, I don't think Sauter got up early and went out without taking it."

Sauter must have forgotten to lock the door and let them run away! Russell screamed badly, and asked with a guilty conscience: "Then...Is there anything weird in the house?"

"Huh? What can be more at home? Gold bars? Renminbi?" Luo Hai gave him a blank look, and after a pause, he thought of something, and said, "Oh, by the way, two chicks sneaked into our yard in the morning. Stealing peanuts in the living room, it's so hairy and cute, I'll turn off the chicken ring."

"I wipe it!" Russell blew his head and ran out in his pajamas. When he opened the door, he found a hole in the door lock. Obviously the sons did it. It seems that Sauter was wronged just now.

All the way downstairs, before leaving the living room, I heard Luo Qiong's exclamation from outside the window: "Oh~ Weasel is here at home? Why are there no big chickens, there are only two little chickens left? Look here A chicken feather..."

The floor-to-ceiling window of the living room was facing the backyard. Russell stretched his head over and looked at him. He was completely dumbfounded. Only some chicken feathers were scattered in the chicken coop at the corner of the yard. The chicken coop was empty. Basking in the sun on the iron railings, the horrible thing is that her sister Luo Qiong is gesturing with a chicken knife there.

"Stop it!" Russell screamed and rushed over, Luo Qiong shivered in fright: "What are you yelling at? Frighten me!"

"I was shocked, what are you doing with a knife, sister!"

"Oh, you have no conscience, didn't I break the murder precept for you." Luo Qiong shook the knife and said, "Mom said that killing a chicken today will make up for you. Why are the chickens gone early in the morning?" Look down, walk to the front yard, and call out the missing fat chickens in his mouth.

While his sister walked away, Russell immediately jumped into the chicken coop, opened the iron gate of the chicken coop and pulled out the two sons. He didn't bear the children's injuries. The two were better than monkeys in their hair, and the scales on their bodies were invulnerable. At most, Luo Qiong's knife would be broken, but it would be bad if it scared people. Then it would be wrong to scare the chicken.

"Where's the chicken?" You must ask Beechcraft about things like disappearing out of thin air. Russell looked at his son seriously. This kid should be diarrhea again.

"Hand over the chicken to me first!" Russell stretched out his index finger to poke his forehead. Beech was still in awe of his father. After working hard for a long time, he finally turned into a dozen chickens, big and small. Russell counted, and asked sharply, "Where is one more?"

Beech was so excited by his question, he looked at his brother in embarrassment, then at his father, and finally lowered his head, and turned into a chicken again dejectedly. The problem is, this is not a live chicken, but a...roast chicken.

That's right, there is no hair, yellow scorched, crumpled, fragrant, except that there is no broken stomach to dig out the internal organs, it is simply a perfect crossing roast chicken...

Beech pointed to the roast chicken, then pointed to himself, stammering: "Mother-in-law...Dick...Baby..."

"Grandma kept the baby and the **** together, it was the **** who bit the baby first!" Panther was more articulate and immediately excused his brother. Although the two brothers fought to death when they were fighting in the den, they were stronger than gold when they were unanimous outside.

You two have gotten into the chicken coop. Can the chicken bite you? Russell was really speechless. He didn't bother to reason with the two kids, put them under his arm one by one, and walked to the front yard with his fingers holding the roast chicken.

It's all my fault. I shouldn't try to get through at the beginning. I should honestly tell my son that my son is a baby chicken. The good news like a pregnant egg and a baby chicken is better to be exploded at one time, so It's really torture to come in bits and pieces again and again!

"Oh, these are these two little chickens, how cute look." Luo Haihua saw his son approaching with three chickens aggressively, took Panther with a smile, and rubbed his sleeve against his back, and said, "Look. This blue color is dyed so well, it doesn't fade at all."

== Russell's heart slammed, and said: "Panser is born with this color, mom, don't rub it."

"Naturally, that feeling is good..." Luo Haihua suddenly reacted and was stunned as if struck by lightning: "You, what are you talking about? This is Panther?"

Russell handed Beech to her too: "Yes, this is his brother Beech."

Panther and Beech squatted on Luo Haihua’s lap, looked at the petrified grandma innocently, and comforted them in unison: "Chweh~" (⊙▽⊙)

Luo Haihua: =口=

Russell flicked Panther's forehead: "Give me back." He can already control the transformation freely, and Beech is too small and even worse.

After a long time, Pan Senu turned into a fat boy in a jumpsuit, dirty and muddy, with chicken dung on his small face, rubbing against Luo Haihua’s shirt chest, and handing it to her kindly. Put the peanut kernels: "Grandma to eat?"

Luo Haihua: =口=

Panther thought that grandma was angry, so he glanced nervously at the roast chicken in Russell's hand, and stretched out his little hand to his father again with a guilty conscience: "Daddy eat?"

Russell helped her forehead, fearing that Luo Haihua would choke with a sigh of relief. She put down the roast chicken and threw the old lady on her back and went smoothly. At the same time, she briefly popularized the biological knowledge of the delta galaxy, and said: "That's it, they all have people. The two forms of the dragon and the dragon, but they are still small now, they are not well controlled, and they always change randomly, just grow up."

Luo Haihua kept looking at her two grandsons with her mouth open, as if her jaws were dislocated. Only then did she close her jaw with a "click", and suddenly said, "No wonder Soter said that they lay eggs. Chickens are not eggs. Are they born? It's just...what kind of dragon do you think they are?

Russell Black Line said: "Mom, they are not chickens. They are creatures called Manta Rainbow Dragons. They grow up very big and ferocious, a bit like pterosaurs, but when they were young they looked a bit like chicken cubs, but not at all. The same, if you don’t believe me, look carefully, Beech has four eyes, all hair on his body is small scales, and his tail should be a little longer."

Luo Haihua curiously touched her little grandson, and she looked at the fluffy feathers and looked at all small hard pieces. There were two thin eyeliners behind each of her two big eyes, but she never opened them and was covered with scales. It's not obvious after covering the punch.

Luo Haihua looked at her son in awe, so did he marry a pterodactyl? In case Sauter didn't squeeze and transform during that day, wouldn't the poor second child be crushed into meatloaf? "That Soter will also be transformed? This, this is too dangerous."

"He is already an adult, and he can completely control himself." Well, there was a time when he didn't control it, but after all, only once...

Luo Haihua looked left and right with Beech in his arms, with an expression of disbelief. Russell knew that it was harder to accept it. The old man had to digest it slowly, so he left the two children to play next to his mother, and carried the roast chicken by herself. Go to the kitchen, I hope this stuff can be eaten.

So there was a roast chicken on the table at noon, and Beech really had diarrhea. He could only drink a bottle in a diaper. Panzer developed well and was able to eat solid food last month, and he loved meat as much as his father. , So one person gnawed off a chicken leg. Luo Haihua bit her chopsticks and watched her grandson’s mouth full of oil. There was a vague sense of disobedience. After all, watching one chicken eat another, there was still a psychological barrier...

After eating, Russell went back upstairs to take a nap. The two children let the wind go downstairs. The Luo family’s yard is big and they are so beautiful. All the pigs and rabbits in the rabbit pen were released, running wildly back and forth in the yard, the whole animal world!

The little prince chicken cub quickly established a leading position in the livestock team and separated them into a group army. The two brothers led the war between the two countries. At the beginning, there was a player who flew around without observing orders. Later, the poor little animals followed the spell and obediently.

No way, with Beech, whoever doesn't obey will disappear oh dear!

When Russell woke up and went downstairs, the family was in turmoil. Fortunately, the old lady and the old sister had been baptized by five children long ago and were accustomed to all this. The two sat in the yard playing sweaters, surrounded by all kinds of animals. Mercedes.

Russell ordered the two sons to stop, and took great effort to close the chicken back to the chicken coop. The pig was blocked in the pigpen. The rabbit was really unable to catch it. He couldn't run at all now, so he had to entrust it to his sister, and then the two slipped away. The son went upstairs to take a bath and changed clothes, planning to take them for a stroll in Harmony Park in the afternoon.

When a family of three walked to the park, Caton happened to be at the door to watch the decorated door. As soon as he saw the two little princes, he happily took them to play electric cars. He completely forgot about the mess that Beech had done with him, Russell. Happy leisurely, go to the lake to find Soter alone.

The scene has almost been set up. The banquet is self-service. Small dining spots with different emotions extend from the pavilion in the center of the park to the artificial lake. The corridor of the Temple of Heaven is equipped with a Chinese-style carved striped table and high-back chairs. Below are European-style wicker chairs and iron small tables. The wedding scene combines a variety of styles, which is very harmonious and elegant.

Sauter was sitting on a Nepalese radar chair by the lake and was looking at the menu. Seeing Russell came over and patted his knee, signaled him to sit up. There was no one around, so Russell also sat there. Sauter's chest was thicker and wider than a chair. Much more comfortable.

"Chinese people really know how to eat." Sauter held him in his arms, put the menu on his thigh, put his chin on his shoulder, and pointed, "There are more than 100 kinds of cold dishes, and the hot menu is better than a dictionary. It's still thick, what are their names? Manchu Banquet?"

Looking at this menu, Russell felt wronged for the master. It is estimated that no one will eat seriously on this occasion. Cooking so many dishes is purely glamorous and thrown to the blind. It may be that the neighbours can get a benefit. I am very proud to say: "The Chinese food system is very complicated. These are just the tip of the iceberg. It's a trivial thing. Seriously, Chinese food will allow you to eat a whole year without repetition."

Sauter praised from the bottom of his heart: "It's so amazing, no wonder you cook so many different kinds of food so delicious, and you will also make me a full feast when you go home, okay?"

==b It is easy to change from frugality to luxury, and it is difficult to change from luxury to frugality. At most, my own craft is to fool the alien hillbilly like Sauter. If a state banquet eats up his appetite, it will be troublesome. ! Russell closed the menu decisively, and turned around and solemnly said: "Hey, I warn you, you can only eat food from the delta galaxy at the wedding banquet, not Chinese food."

"Why?"

"Uh-do you need a reason to listen to me?"

"……unnecessary."

Russell touched his head with satisfaction. Husbands who don't want to understand are good husbands.

Suddenly, Sauter hugged him in the sun by the lake. After pregnancy, Russell's body odor was slightly sweet, and it seemed particularly strong under ultraviolet light, as if the whole body was full of fascinating fragrance. The Sauter dog sniffed around his neck, rubbed the back of his neck with his lips dissatisfied, licked his ears with the tip of his tongue, and hardened himself for a while, thinking about whether to let the guards. Being on guard from a distance, enjoying the soft wife in this beautiful afternoon, she suddenly found that the person in her arms snored slightly and fell asleep.

Sauter hugged the sleeping Russell in his arms and lay down comfortably. He forced himself to cool down in the radar chair. It has been half a year since he came to the galaxy this time, and he should go back soon after the wedding banquet. After more than a year of marriage, the children are so old, Russell has not returned to his home yet, I hope he likes it.