Jiayou's Fun

The nine Yu Tiejun looked directly at Yu Guao, their biological father.

He tilted his head, turned his head sideways, twisted his head, straightened his head, or simply stood on his head with a big head, or turned his head 180 degrees, looking at Yu Guao in nine weird postures.

The bodies of the nine fish warriors seemed to be a free creature, like a naughty child who was like a seven-year-old or eight-year-old dog, constantly changing various postures.

When he raised his hand, the five fingers twisted around.

When I kick my feet, my ten toes are tangled up and down.

Standing there, bouncing your butt up and down.

He twisted his waist left and right, and his chest muscles swayed wildly.

He also kept burping and farting... In short, the performance of the nine fish tigers, if placed in the home of a secular and decent person in the world, his own father would have had his legs broken long ago!

Hey, dad! Yu Tiejun chuckled!

Yu Guao looked at Yu Tiejun warily, and said in a deep voice: Tiejun, how do you feel at this moment?

Yu Guao put his hands behind his back, and his fingers formed a strange seal. The secret technique used to control the final Xiaodu Lu Yuanmo was about to be revealed. As long as his mind moves, he is ready to activate the secret technique and completely control the Yu Tie Army.

But according to Yu Canglang's previous instructions, he also wanted to test what the current situation of the Yu Tie Army was like.

Is the current Yu Tiejun still her Yu Guao's son?

Or has he turned into an outright demon?

Yu Tiejun coughed nine times. He looked at Yu Guao crookedly, pondered for a moment, moved his arms and legs randomly, and laughed: It feels pretty good... Well, the first two In 2008, there were some mistakes in my cultivation, which damaged the kidney meridian, so I was a little unable to cope with the concubine who had more than ten new wives.

Yu Guao's eyes widened and he looked at Yu Tiejun in surprise.

Something went wrong in practice? Injured kidney?

Are you kidding me? Although Yu Tiejun's cultivation level was not high before, he was still a 'master and capable' in the twenty-seventh level of the True Immortal Realm. A true immortal, even if he is a true immortal of the first level, all diseases in his body will disappear. Not to mention hurting the kidney meridian, even if his two kidneys are taken away, as long as his spiritual thoughts and magic power are used, he can be healed. Two kidneys are born again!

This is obviously nonsense.

What are you talking about? You... Yu Guyao was about to reprimand Yu Tiejun when suddenly there was pain in his waist on both sides, and an inexplicable sourness came over him. Yu Guyao felt that his kidney essence was constantly leaking, His crotch became wet. In broad daylight, he actually peed his pants despite his impressive Buddha-like golden body!

Only an old man who is extremely weak and whose urinary system has almost collapsed will be unable to control himself and suddenly pee his pants while standing and talking!

And Yu Guao... has a Buddha-level golden body, steel and iron bones, a dragon and a tiger. He can drink a hundred bottles of strong liquor in a row without having to run into the latrine. His alloy steel-like kidneys can fight for a hundred consecutive times as long as there is enough time. A tough guy who never slacks off when he has a concubine!

How could he have such symptoms?

Yu Tiejun saw the traces of water constantly sliding down Yu Guao's crotch, and he laughed: In the past two years, when I was practicing, I accidentally diverted the lung meridian, so I often coughed up blood!

Yu Guao's body swayed, and he felt an inexplicable numbness in his throat, a stinging and itchy feeling in his lungs, and he coughed violently uncontrollably. He coughed heavily, causing black clouds to roll in front of his eyes, stars flashing randomly, and blood to spurt out from his mouth.

Also, he was assassinated last year. He accidentally injured his liver with a poisoned flying sword! The wound has not healed yet!

Silently, a trace of blood smeared out of Yu Guao's liver.

He lowered his head in shock and saw large blood stains spreading on his clothes. Severe pain hit him. Seven or eight transparent holes appeared inexplicably in his liver, and an evil poison emerged out of thin air. Following the blood vessels of his liver, he breathed spread throughout the body.

You! Yu Guao hissed: I am your father!

Lu Qian, who was watching on the sidelines, couldn't help but widen his eyes - the Yu Tie Army's strange abilities were simply terrifying. He just lightly fabricated a few words about his unwarranted injuries, and directly caused the exact same injuries as he described in his words on Yu Guao, a powerful person in the Buddha realm!

Moreover, there is no fluctuation of mana, no pressure of Tao Yun, no flow of inspiration... everything is as if it already exists!

Such magical power!

The corners of Lu Qian's eyes twitched slightly, because this attack was not directed at him, and he didn't know whether he could withstand such a strange attack. However, Buddhist techniques are the best at restraining all evil spirits. If he uses Buddha's light to protect his body, there shouldn't be any big problem, right?

The big cow on the side was regurgitating the treasure medicine and murmuring in a low voice: This magical power is a bit weird... Well, when I was running around with the old man in the sky, I seemed to have seen similar mysteries somewhere in the heavens. Technique. Well, I remembered, it was a heaven where demons were respected. The old man had been tossing there for many years, transforming some 'indigenous demons' into the mortal world, and then destroyed that demon world.

However, the old man later preached in several heavenly realms and mixed those demonic magical powers with Buddhism and spread them out.

Da Guniu's words shocked Lu Qian's heart slightly.

He had a rough idea of ​​the basics of this secret art.

Yu Guao had already let out a long roar of fear and anger. He quickly formed seals with his hands and recited a secret spell, activating the secret technique used to control the Yu Tie army. But the secret spell... has no effect!

Yu Tiejun stared directly at Yu Guao, and smiled: Dad, what do you want to do? A while ago, I robbed a commoner girl and entered the house, and she accidentally kicked her The vital parts of the lower body were exploded.

Before he finished speaking, Yu Guao let out a muffled groan, and in addition to a large amount of water stains on his crotch, a large amount of blood suddenly burst out.

Even the Buddha couldn't bear such severe pain.

Yu Guao screamed miserably, covering his vital parts with both hands and twitching involuntarily. Buddha's light flashed fiercely on his body. He kept activating his magic power to repair his body, but no matter how hard he tried, it was of no use to this terrible and vicious injury.

I am... your father! Yu Guao screamed pitifully.

Wrong! Yu Tiejun's nine faces showed expressions of joy, anger, surprise or worry. His body squirmed, jumped, and twitched, his face changed violently, and his voice was soft or soft, high or low, and he smiled: You are my father, my grandfather, and even my great-grandfather...

So, I am your son, your grandson, and even your great-grandson...

father!

grandfather!

Great-grandfather!

Yu Tiejun's body was trembling, and suddenly nine faces opened their mouths at the same time, roaring crazily: Why do you want to kill me... No, it's us? Do you know how painful we are?

Following the miserable roar of the Yu Tie army, Yu Guao's body suddenly exploded.

From skin to flesh, from blood to bones, together with the soul, it exploded into a ball of blood mist, and then was evenly divided into nine groups, which fell on the Yu Tie Army and was quickly absorbed by his body without any residue. remain.

With a chuckle, Yu Tiejun turned to look at Lu Qian: But, it doesn't matter anymore. Who he is to me, who I am to him, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter at all... Well, I am who I am... in the sky Underground, unique!”

I am!

Yu Tiejun asked Lu Qian with a smile: What do you think I should be called?

Lu Qian narrowed his eyes and shook his head slightly: I think...

Yu Tiejun interrupted Lu Qian's words: I was wrong, I shouldn't have asked you this question, you damn bald guy... You think it's useless, useless... I should be the one who thinks it is right... Uh, damn bald guy, we, Total total?”

Lu Qian looked at the crazy Yu Tiejun and said softly: What's the total?

Yu Tiejun smiled and rubbed his hands.

Even when rubbing his hands, his eighteen palms rub against each other and the sounds they make are all different. Some of the friction sounds are normal, some of them are like iron sheets clashing, some of them are like rotten dead pork being ground with a hammer, and some of the friction sounds are directly the plaintive cries of babies before they die.

He said softly: Together, for example, how about you withdraw from the city and ignore the things here?

He stared at Lu Qian with twinkling eyes and said softly: We all belong to the same lineage of Buddhism, why should we hurt each other? You, take the bald men behind you and leave. The people in this city, as well as the old immortal outside the city, all How about leaving it all to me?

Lu Qian asked him curiously: Are you also a Buddhist disciple?

Yu Tiejun frowned and scratched his head hard: Of course, I am also a disciple of Buddhism... Well, I have a slight impression, I should be a disciple of Buddhism, right? So, we have no grievances, why bother? You are protecting these ant-like creatures, it is of no use to you, so why bother?

Give them to me, and I will share your love.

Yu Tiejun smiled brightly: As for the old immortal outside the city, you also want to watch me kill him, right? Hee, when I killed Yu Guao, that old bastard just now, you didn't stop me. I understand your heart!”

Yu Tiejun put on a transparent and clear look that said the world's major events are all in his heart, and looked at Lu Qian with a smile: I understand what you are thinking... You bald men in the Buddhist country cannot see this. You are a group of bastards named Yu. You want them to die...so, I will help you kill them all. You, quit the Shenyin Dynasty and don't care about things here, okay?

Lu Qian looked at the Nine Clans Extermination Formation outside the city that had begun to emit dazzling light.

He sighed: If you only kill people named Yu...

Yu Tiejun waved his hands hurriedly: It's not enough just to have the surname Yu, we have to kill some more people... I can't touch the people of your Buddhist Kingdom, but all those in the Shenyin Dynasty must die!

Lu Qian pondered for a long time: What do you want to do?

Yu Tiejun chuckled and said, It's none of your business, why bother asking?

Lu Qian was silent again. After a long time, he shook his head helplessly and sighed: You want to kill these people with the surname of Yu, I would like to hear it... But these common people, I'm sorry. As long as one of them is a Buddhist believer, I can't let you It won’t hurt a hair on their head.”

Yu Tiejun spread his arms helplessly: It shows that you are also selfish... You are the one who saved the Buddhist believers? However, this is also very troublesome... Hey! These lowly people, if they know that I am going to swallow them up, They, they will definitely worship and pray to you bald men with all their heart, and they will naturally become what you call 'Buddhist believers', so I can't do anything.

Lu Qian nodded heavily, this was exactly the reason.

Yu Tiejun raised his head, shook his head, and watched the red sun rise in the sky for a long time, and finally said softly: In that case...that's all, let me clean up those guys outside the city first. Bar?

I don't have to take action against the people...I will take action against them sooner or later, but not today.

He looked at the Dharma image of Yu Canglang above the palace outside the city with a smile: I will kill this old guy first, then kill his lackeys Eagle Dog, and then kill his blood descendants, and then I will kill him. The Shenyin Dynasty...all those with the surname of Yu, and their loyal party members...in the end, we will use these people as bargaining chips to start a war?

This! Lu Qian was a little troubled.

From the bottom of his heart, he was quite happy to see the Yu Tie army attack Yu Cang Lang first, as well as the emperors, lords, lords, and nobles of the Shenyin Dynasty... Well, the rebellion in the nest was so pleasing to the eye. ah?

In particular, this Yu Tie Army is a monster created by Yu Cang Lang himself.

But... Yu Tiejun's words made it clear that he would do something to Yu Canglang and others, such as swallowing them, so that his cultivation level would soar and his strength would advance by leaps and bounds. In the end, everyone would use the people of the world as bargaining chips to separate. The final outcome?

If the Yu Tie Army is allowed to do this, Lu Qian may face an unparalleled troll in the future.

If we clean up the Yu Tie Army today, wouldn't we be helping the Yu Tie Army to prevent disaster?

Lu Qian really doesn’t want to do this!

Lu Qian is just a mortal, a layman. He is very happy to see Yu Canglang, Yu Diaihu and others being backlashed by the Yu Tie army, and to see the entire Shenyin Dynasty fall apart at the hands of the Yu Tie army...

Can you deal with the Yu Tie army in advance?

Lu Qian's original intention... He has not yet reached that level of cultivation, and he is not yet such a holy mother!

This suggestion of yours really bothers me. Lu Qian sighed sincerely: Young monk, I don't know how to make a decision... I shouldn't indulge you; but my original intention is to indulge you. your.

Before Lu Qian made a final decision, Yu Canglang outside the city had already made the decision for him.

Seeing that Yu Guao's last step of secret technique failed, and Yu Guao was directly swallowed by Yu Tie's army, Yu Canglang's heart sank inexplicably - this damn Nine Sons Ghost Father Xiaodu Lu Yuan Demon Secret is indeed where it came from. No, there is something weird in it!

Fortunately, he experimented with his own children and grandchildren and started practicing without getting the secret method directly!

If he really started refining this secret technique directly... wouldn't it be possible that he would be like Yu Guao now, being turned back into a ball of blood mist and swallowed by the refined Xiaodulu Yuanmo?

The angry Yu Canglang roared angrily.

It's not that he feels sorry for the death of Yu Guao and other children and grandchildren... He has so many sons, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, and he doesn't feel sorry for the thirty or fifty thousand casualties. What makes him angry is that someone is obviously plotting against him with this secret technique. He has been shrewd all his life, but he was actually tricked!

Who is this person?

Is that ‘thirty-three’?

Or... anyone else?

Countless thoughts flashed through Yu Canglang's mind. He even thought that it was Yu Diaihu who discovered his disobedient heart and that it was Yu Diaihu who used means to let him obtain this secret method and let him take the initiative to join the trap. ?

However, Yu Diaihu's character is similar to that of Ah Hu, more than rough and bold, but far from shrewd and insidious... Among the thirty-six former divine generals, the smartest, most astute, most shrewd, and most cunning one is clearly He is a fish and a wolf!

Therefore, Yu Diaihu can lead an army to kill himself.

It's not Yu Dianhu's style to use such roundabout methods to calculate against himself!

No matter who is behind you...Yu Tiejun, do you think you can turn the world upside down? Yu Cang Lang roared angrily and waved his hand heavily: Get into formation and massacre the city. Kill this rebellious little beast and this The damn bald thieves will be turned into ashes together!

Yu Cang Lang raised his head, and said softly, a little haggardly: All the young and old people in Mofeng City should be buried with Gu Ao... After all, he is also my biological son, Yu Cang Lang!

Lu Qian smiled and said nothing.

Now, you begin to remember that these people are your biological sons, biological grandchildren, biological great-grandchildren...and so on?

The original monk, as well as a group of junior disciples, were extremely forthright and spit heavily on the ground.

These guys were tyrannical and full of energy. They spit out a mouthful of spit, like a hundred and nine meteorites falling to the ground. With a 'boom, boom, boom', they smashed open more than a hundred tunnels that were several miles deep on the streets of Desert Wind City. Big hole!

Yu Tiejun smiled extremely evilly. He twisted his waist and stepped into the void step by step. His whole body emitted a sticky magic light that was like mud, sewage, and rancid meat paste, making people disgusted and avoidable. Smiling, he walked towards the Nine Clans Extermination Formation outside the city.

The formation suddenly rose.

The majestic power of the formation condensed into a huge ghost-headed guillotine in the void. On these large guillotines, there are still faint lotus patterns wrapped in flames.

As mentioned before, this so-called Nine Clans Extermination Formation is the result of the infinite superposition of the most common Xiaosancai formations. The formation is crude and simple, and can even be described as 'vulgar and unsophisticated'. However, under the auspices of hundreds of thousands of formation mages and nearly one million monks, and supported by the majestic energy provided by countless immortal crystals, the single attack power of this formation is truly powerful.

Yu Tiejun, who was walking slowly outside, suddenly stiffened.

He instinctively became wary of the fluctuations in the formation.

He stopped and looked carefully at the large formation that stretched thousands of miles outside and was lit up with dazzling bright lights. He suddenly sighed quietly: As expected, they are all ignorant fools... From Yu Guao to Yu Tiejun, There are so many children of the Yu family, and there is no one with even a little bit of clarity in their battle tactics?

Tsk, I searched through the memories in my mind, but I can't find any useful information about the formation.

Yu Tiejun patted his head gently, and said sincerely towards the Yucanlang Dharma image above the palace: The descendants you have educated are really a bunch of scum... You are really not a qualified elder. . Therefore, for a creature like you to live between heaven and earth, it is simply a waste of the gifts of heaven and earth... You should not be alive.

Yu Canglang looked at Yu Tiejun coldly, he was too lazy to talk to Yu Tiejun.

Obviously, the Yu Tie Army is no longer human!

He's not even a human anymore, so why bother with him?

Yu Canglang's heart was filled with frustration and annoyance... Such a powerful and wonderful secret method turned out to be a big pit!

Don't let him find the mastermind, otherwise this matter will never end!

Yu Canglang is getting angry.

Yu Tiejun laughed again. He turned around and winked at Lu Qian: Monk, what do you think of my magical power?

With the index finger of his right hand, a huge human-shaped hole was corroded by the green magic light in the void in front of him. Yu Tiejun roared toward the hole with a weird sound: Where are my blood relatives?

Following the howl of the Yu Tie Army, a large number of figures suddenly flew out of the human-shaped hole.

In Feilang County, the land of Greedy Wolf, there are a group of descendants of Yu Guao, who are related by blood to Yu Guao. There are nearly 26,000 people in total. They are all confused, and they fly out of the hole completely inexplicably. out.

Some of these people, men and women, had the smell of alcohol on their faces, and were obviously drinking and having fun in broad daylight; some were holding colorful erotic pictures, and of course they were exploring the mysteries of the human body; some were naked, with extremely indecent expressions showing somewhere on their bodies. In this state, he is obviously practicing the knowledge of the mysteries of life...

The magical power of Yu Tiejun was extremely strange. What flew out of the human-shaped hole were not only the descendants of Yu Guao, but also some people who were relatively close to them.

Therefore, dozens of people were arrested around the drunken young master.

Surrounding the young master holding the scroll, there were actually a dozen 'literati' who were holding brushes and painting with ink... and more than twenty male and female 'models' who were scantily clad!

Next to the shirtless old man, there were seven or eight beautiful women with rosy cheeks and screams.

Surrounding the shirtless woman were several good-looking and strong-looking men!

More than 26,000 proud blood descendants of Yu, together with the people around them, were captured, totaling nearly 400,000 men and women... None of them were doing serious things, everyone was eating, drinking, having fun, and being extravagant and lewd!

So many people suddenly appeared out of thin air over Desert Wind City, and almost everyone screamed in surprise at the same time.

Lu Qian's eyes were itching from the large piece of white flesh, when Yu Tiejun laughed strangely, raised his nine arms, and snapped his fingers at the same time.

With a 'pop' sound, twenty-six thousand Xu Yu's proud descendants groaned in unison, and their bodies exploded into a ball of blood mist, and then turned into nine even balls, which were swallowed by the Yu Tie army with their mouths open. Go down.

Yu Tiejun grinned at Lu Qian, and then flicked his fingers again.