Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

In the end, Lu Yi unconsciously walked to a cliff and looked down blankly. The bottom of the mountain was bottomless sea, with waves surging and white waves surging into the sky.

"Brother Lu, you can't go forward!"

Liu Dameng who arrived later thought he couldn't think about it, and shouted worriedly.

Lu Yi turned his head and saw that it was him, feeling very surprised.

"Brother Meng, is it you?"

Liu Dameng stepped forward and took his hand and persuaded: "Brother, the instructor is just too anxious, so he didn't consider the importance of the words. Don't take it to your heart! We are all here to learn art, in order to take revenge, what is the pain? You shouldn't care about it, right?"

Lu Yi felt even more uncomfortable when he heard it.

Of course he knew that the instructor was so anxious that he would speak coldly and ridicule himself, but because of this he hated himself even more.

Why can't he do what others can do?

Does he have fewer arms or legs than others?

"I don't blame the instructor, I just hate myself for being stupid!"

As Lu Yi said, he punched his head angrily, his expression extremely frustrated.

"Big Brother Lu! Great! It's dinner!"

Someone shouted at the mountainside below.

"immediately!"

Liu Da jerked Lu Yi's hand and turned to go down the mountain. Unexpectedly, Lu Yi slipped and fell down!

A scream came, and Lu Yi's body had fallen uncontrollably.

Liu Dameng looked back, how did this fall?

Without even thinking about it, he hurriedly tugged at the opponent's hand and looked around, hoping to find a place to borrow.

Lu Yi hung on the edge of the cliff, his face flushed, and his body was constantly shaking.

"Damn you let me go, don't drag you down!"

Of course Liu Dameng would not let him go, but his body was too thin and he couldn't hold it in the end. One somersault fell, and the two fell together.

The steep rocks and the tumbling sea are getting closer and closer, and they are about to fall in and die immediately!

···

Venerable Kassapa came to the small village where Jiang Ge had previously lived.

Hearing the laughter coming from the yard, his mind moved slightly, and he saw the Jiangge family eating happily.

"Bodhisattva, the poor monk has found the residence of Jiang Pavilion, which is in the original small village."

Participating in the sound PK competition, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, who has returned to the South China Sea, received a call from Venerable Kassapa and nodded: "Monitor them. They cannot enter and leave at will. This seat will be there soon."

"Respect the decree."

After Venerable Kassapa received the instructions, he immediately waved his hand, and a golden light shrouded the Jiangge family's house.

Jiang Ge didn't know it, he was lying on the bed, watching the replay of the good voice.

It turned out that Miss Xiao Qian participated in the competition to test the people of Datang, she was really a ghost.

After watching the replay, he clicked into the forum at will, and everyone discussed topics about good sound.

No one cared about the matter of returning to Datang. It seems that the initial public attention has long since passed. At this time, he is just one of the ordinary Chang'an people.

"Father! We are hungry, you take us to buy something delicious."

The two daughters rolled in fleshy, climbed up Jiang Ge's legs, and then climbed up to the neck.

Jiang Ge hugged one with a petting smile on his face. The two daughters of his family are purely foodies.

OK, hahaha, buy it!

He hugged one and strode out the door.

However, he seemed to be obstructed at the gate and couldn't get out anyway.

Invisibly, there was a big cover, which enveloped him, and he couldn't push him. He was so strange that he could not get out even though he jumped high.

Nima is hell!

On the forum.

Jiang Ge: "Weird things, please help! I can't get out of my own door. The door seems to be blocked by something invisible. I climbed to the roof and wanted to fly out from the roof, but it didn't work. This Nima is too weird. !"

King Saint Infant: "Is there still such a thing? I don't believe it."

The second aunt next door: "Ghost hits the wall. This is the legendary ghost hits the wall. No matter how you go, you can't get out of the circle. You can't get out of the house anyway. You must be hit by a ghost."

Flower seller: "Fogweed! There really is such a strange thing! I heard it for the first time!"

Jiang Ge: "Netizens are trying to find a way. My daughter is hungry while waiting to eat. Nima, who is so easy to gain weight, has lost a circle!"

"···"

Jiang Ge, who was complaining on the forum, suddenly appeared in front of a white phantom. Gradually, he saw clearly that it was Guanshiyin Bodhisattva.

"Amitabha, how good is Jiangge's benefactor?"

Buddhism?

Jiang Ge knew that Buddhism had a bad relationship with Mr. Qin Hao, and even with Daomen. He had always been taken care of and protected by Qin Hao and Daomen. He had nothing to do with Buddhism. Why did Guanshiyin Bodhisattva come?

He knows the behavior of Buddhism very well, especially the affairs of Monkey King and Monk Jieji. Should he be unlucky?

Sure enough, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't wait for his reply, smiled slightly, and said faintly: "Donor, maybe you don't know it, you are actually related to my Buddhism, it is better to follow this seat to convert to Buddhism!"

what?

It really is!

Jiang Ge is a bit disgusting. There are so many people who are connected with you in Buddhism. Why don't you persuade people from the Three Realms to become Buddhist disciples?

Of course, the dream of Buddhism is indeed the case. Otherwise, it takes a lot of time to find the monk in Tang Dynasty, and then send Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Drifting to protect it. Isn't it just for the eastward journey of Buddhism and expand the influence of Buddhism?

It's a pity that in the Three Realms, not all fools.

"Um, Bodhisattva, I'm just a small mortal, with an eighty-year-old mother and underage children. I can't go there because I have a lot of popular thoughts. I'm sorry!"

"You can't say that. The current cultivation base of the benefactor Jiangge is already an immortal. With such a talent, it is a pity to stay in the Tang Dynasty. I still have the same sentence. You have a destiny with Buddhism. No need to say more.

A burst of white light flashed, Jiang Pavilion disappeared in place.

It's great to see the wife who walked in the door, and smashed the tea cup in her hand: "Mother, the big business is not good!"

The forum caused an uproar once again, much bigger than the original Jiangge winning 10 billion lottery.

Jiang Ge’s wife: "Dear netizens! I solemnly declare that I am really Jiang Ge’s wife. Now my family has a catastrophe and Jiang Ge was forcibly taken away by Buddhism!"

what!

In the current Three Realms, almost everyone has a mobile phone, and the forum is like three meals a day, and they must visit.

So, almost in a moment, Jiang Ge's wife's post was seen by netizens, and the click-through rate instantly burst!

Buddhism has once again refreshed the bottomless line of shame, and will it force people away in broad daylight?

"What the **** is going on, hurry up and talk about it in detail!"

Jiang Ge’s wife: "I don’t know the details. When I gave Jiang Ge tea, I heard Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva say ‘you are destined to Buddhism’, and then I took him away!"