Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

Monkey King and Zhu Bajie followed the location of Tang Sengfa, carefully searched for them, and found that they were at their own feet!

Jumping down the dark, bottomless hole, it took a long time to get to the bottom.

"What the **** is this fairy who made the hole so deep, no wonder we couldn't find it for so long!"

"That's not even counted. Why did the master tell us not to kill this fairy? That day you said it was a female fairy. Hey, will you do a good thing with the master in half a month? That's why the master feels distressed and doesn't let us Kill!"

"Well, I don't know, do we have a little brother? Master, for the sake of his own flesh and blood, let them go?"

"Hahaha! Your kid is turning his mind too fast, he can really climb along the vine!"

After they landed, they began to look around. As a result, in the corner of the garden full of trees and full of flowers, they saw a bright and shiny big bald head!

This bald!

It's so bright!

When placed in the dark night, it is the brightest star, when placed in coal, it is the snow in winter!

"This figure looks like a master!"

Zhu Bajie whispered softly, leaning to Monkey King's ear, and said unsurely: "It's just that he looks more burly!"

Monkey King also saw it. He nodded and tentatively shouted: "Master?"

That person turned around, it turned out to be Tang Seng!

In just half a month's time, he unexpectedly changed significantly. How did he do this?

Zhu Bajie couldn't help asking: "Master, your head is too bright! Your body looks strong, how did you do it?"

"Amitabha, maybe it is, maybe it's because the scorpion's mother's food is too good!"

Tang Seng wanted to tell the truth about Superman with a punch, but he was afraid that he would be laughed at by the disciples if he did not practice well.

When the words came to my lips, I changed my words.

Just keep it from them, and let's talk about it if one day you become a good one.

Food?

As soon as Zhu Bajie heard these two words, his eyes began to shine again. How good is the food that can make a person have a very significant change in half a month?

"Master, that, we have been looking for you, and we haven't eaten seriously for several days now! You see, my old pig's belly is flat and thin. How do you make those pig companions look at me? What do they say I? I don’t even have the face to continue being a pig!"

There was a bang in his stomach, which was a real tacit understanding!

Foggy grass!

Tang Seng knew that this pig didn't have any morals when he heard about it, but he didn't expect to be so shameless.

He coughed and said, "Well, I will take you to dinner for the teacher!"

The three of them headed towards the restaurant.

The fairies happened to be preparing dinner.

In the bright dining room, on the long dining table, there are bowls, cups, and plates. For fear of cold, a plate is attached to each dish.

The smell came, and Zhu Bajie's saliva flowed down.

Hmm, what is all this delicious? Why is it so delicious?

Let my old pig have a taste!

In order to congratulate himself, Xie Zijing can go to the Western Heaven to learn from the Buddhist monk Tang, and specially ordered a big feast to make the best wine and dishes.

"Holy monk!"

When the little fairies saw Tang Seng leading a monkey and a pig into the restaurant, they all saluted respectfully.

Everyone is a fairy, don't laugh at anyone, don't despise anyone.

Except for Tang Seng who looks better, no one can go out in the middle of the night, so as not to scare people to death.

"Can you eat fast food?"

Zhu Bajie's belly kept grunting, which made Tang Seng even more embarrassed, and his handsome face turned red.

Several little fairies hurriedly responded: "My king hasn't come yet!"

At this moment, the voice of Scorpion Spirit came from outside the door: "Since the holy monk is hungry, please use it!"

A scent of fragrant wind hit, and she, who was dressed in a light tulle, walked in a little embarrassedly, and sat gently beside Tang Seng.

Tang Seng: "······"

The sweat on his forehead drenched all at once, and he reached out and wiped it. Tang Seng was extremely uncomfortable: "Female donor, can you sit farther?"

"No! The holy monk has agreed to let Pipa follow the scriptures and treat me like a disciple. What's wrong with this disciple being closer to the master?"

Scorpion's delicate mouth crackled and said with a smile in his eyes.

As soon as she came in, Monkey King saw that it was a scorpion sperm.

He suddenly remembered how many years ago, there was a scorpion in Lingshan. When listening to the Tathagata, he fell in love with the golden cicada who had not reincarnated and was discovered by the Tathagata. He actually stung the Tathagata and fled to Lingshan.

The Tathagata sent the King Kong and Arhats to arrest her, but they didn't find her. I thought it should be this fairy.

It's no wonder that the master doesn't let you kill, it turns out that there is old ~ love!

Monkey King secretly smiled in his heart, but Zhu Bajie didn't see it, his eyes kept fixed on the food.

"Then old pig, you're welcome!"

As he said, he opened the plate in front of him.

"Misty grass Misty grass! What is this!"

In the next moment, Zhu Bajie's eyes were wide, his face full of incredible.

Who can tell him what it is that has been put on the table!

Squirming bugs, dark and dirty, crawling around on the plate!

"Bugs, how do you entertain guests with bugs! It's still live bugs!"

too disgusting!

Looking at the plate full of yellow mealworms, mouse wives, grasshoppers, butterflies, flies, maggots, spiders and various moths, drilling left and right on the plate, although the pig has thick skin and thick flesh, he still can’t help but stand up. Goose bumps.

Several little fairies hurriedly opened other plates, but they were cooked inside, but unfortunately, they were still bugs!

Crickets, grubs, scorpions, earthworms, centipedes, and ground turtles are golden and crispy fried in oil, which looks very attractive!

However, this can't be eaten either!

Zhu Bajie looked up in a daze, looked at the master, but found that she was sitting next to her with a stunning beauty!

Foggy grass!

I've been watching the food just now, but I didn't pay attention at all. When did such a beautiful lady come here?

"Hmm! Sister, you were born beautifully!"

At this moment, he completely forgot about the bugs on the dining table, his eyes lit up, and he looked at the scorpion sperm blankly.

The expression on Scorpion's essence was faint, and he didn't speak, but he turned his head and said to Tang Seng: "Holy monk, please use Zhaifan!"

"This!"

Tang Seng was taken aback, "Majesty, I'm still going to eat the fruit!"

As he said, he took out two red fruits from the sleeves of his robe and ate them with big mouthfuls.

Sun Wukong shouted: "Master, do you have any more, give me one for my grandson!"

Tang Seng took out another one and threw it over. Zhu Bajie looked at it and couldn't help but wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and muttered: "My old pig should eat bugs!"

He picked up a fried browned grasshopper, put it in his mouth, and chewed it.

Others dare not eat, grasshoppers, earthworms, butterflies, and all kinds of moths, they still dare to mouth.

"Um-! It tastes good!"