Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

Zhu Bajie looked at it and couldn't help but wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and muttered: "My old pig should eat bugs!"

He picked up a fried browned grasshopper, put it in his mouth, and chewed it.

Others dare not eat, grasshoppers, earthworms, butterflies, and all kinds of moths, they still dare to mouth.

"Um-! It tastes good!"

In this way, Tang Seng and Monkey King ate fruit, Zhu Bajie ate insects, and the three masters and disciples ate very happily.

This was the first fairy who was surrendered by the master himself, Zhu Bajie looked at the master differently.

Moreover, before surrendering the fairies, either being killed or taken away by the fairies, how can there be a chance to eat a meal!

How good today is, this fairy does not need to fight and kill, and also invited us to eat at the banquet, although it is all bugs, but this is also very rare!

Zhu Bajie tasted sweeter and sweeter, and the corners of his eyes and eyebrows were smiling.

Scorpion Jing looked interesting, and quickly took out his mobile phone and smiled: "Holy monk, can I make a video of your eating process and send it to the circle of friends?"

"Huh?" Tang Seng was taken aback, he was quite unexpected, this scorpion spirit still has friends? Return to circle of friends?

I really don’t know who would dare to be friends with a poisonous scorpion, and the fate of being eaten every minute!

"Yes, but, after you post your Moments, can you take a look at the poor monk?"

"of course."

Xie Zijing said, he sent Zhu Bajie's food and a large table of bugs to his circle of friends, and then @ all the friends.

Afterwards, she handed the phone to Tang Seng.

Tang Seng took it and took a look, Wucao, don't tell me, this scorpion sperm has so many friends!

The first @ is the seven spider spirits. These seven monsters are all beauties, and they are outgoing, bold and hot, and all of them are beautiful and unreasonable.

However, when Tang Seng saw their heads, he immediately closed his eyes and recited the Buddha's name with palpitations: "Amitabha!"

——Why do these female donors wear so little?

After passing their avatars, Tang Seng saw Scorpion Jing@, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, also known as Multi-Eyed Monster, and it was a centipede.

Although he is a wild monster, his strength is definitely not inferior to a monster with a background in the sky! Good at poisoning, love to take off clothes, two flanks have thousands of eyes, and the golden light radiates from the eyes, which is also a very powerful group...

Finally, the scorpion essence @ is the bee, the grasshopper, the bee, the bee, the worm, the wax, and the dragon.

These seven little monsters are godsons of the seven spider spirits, they are all small bugs, and the stingers are quite painful.

It turned out that Scorpion's friend turned out to be her food, but these foods were refined and would not be eaten by her.

"Female donor, what's the point of posting in Moments?"

"We are engaged in micro business!"

Scorpion Jing said of course, you know, she can sell a lot of things in the circle of friends, for example, Pipa!

For example, moths!

It can be used as food for her friends.

You know, she is a master of micro-business.

Zhu Bajie sweats profusely after eating a meal. After all, these insects are high-protein and low-fat foods, for him, it is suitable for weight loss!

So, he ate most of it in one go.

From the picking and picking at the beginning, to eating anything at all, it was so fragrant.

After eating and drinking enough, Monkey King urged: "Master, let's switch to Guan Wen. It's still important to learn from the scriptures."

"okay."

Tang Seng said, leading them to the entrance of the cave. The scorpion spirit saw him and immediately summoned the little fairies. He didn't know what to say, and then hurriedly followed.

Monkey King carried Tang Seng out of the cave. Just about to leave, a woman's voice came from behind. It was the scorpion spirit: "Holy monk, didn't you promise to take me with you?"

When Sun Wukong heard this, he was stunned, what, let's go to learn the scriptures, with a female fairy?

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Heavenly Court.

The Jade Emperor looked at the news from Qin Hao, frowning and thinking.

Entertainer pioneer: "Jade Emperor, Buddhism has now been disgusted by the Three Realms. Those who are compassionate and so on have become jokes. People in the Three Realms will no longer be blinded by Buddhism. Do you take the opportunity to do something to consolidate the heavens? His status, and the influence of Dao Sect in the mortal world?"

Well!

The Jade Emperor was deeply and deeply moved by Qin Hao. This is a person who thinks of himself and heaven!

At the first moment when the sky collapsed in Buddhism, it was to remind oneself what to do.

This friendship, he, the Jade Emperor, remembered in his heart!

Yes, what should Heavenly Court and Dao Men do?

Lottery tickets, orphanages, these have already been done, what else can help mortals and make them grateful to the heavens?

He thought for a long time without a clue, then Qin Hao's news came out again: "What do mortals need most now?"

After Qin Hao finished sending the message, he stopped talking. The dim head looked mysterious.

Therefore, the Jade Emperor asked the gods, the greatest needs of mortals.

When they got the answer they wanted, at this moment, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at the gods standing on the Lingxiao Hall with a smile: "Dear Aiqing, what mortals need most is to cultivate immortals, so we want Help them!"

"Of course! Of course!"

The gods, headed by Antarctic Xian Weng, immediately agreed, "It is true that mortals should be given the greatest help, especially on the road to cultivating immortals."

After all, after mortals become immortals, they will appreciate the grace of heaven. As for Buddhism, naturally they will not believe in them.

"Chen has a birthday peach. This is the thing that mortals cherish the most. They all look forward to having a birthday peach for eternal life."

"The minister can also refine the elixir that helps mortals to cultivate, but the effect is not as good as that of an old gentleman. However, it is definitely not a problem for mortals to use them to strengthen their bodies."

At this moment, the Antarctic Immortal Weng and Huo De Xingjun are really eye-catching, and the gods are also particularly envious. If you have this ability, can you also make a big contribution in front of the Jade Emperor?

Unfortunately, we won't!

These gods, occasionally ask for help from Taishang Laojun, to ask for a few elixir, or increase cultivation level or increase mana.

Although the elixir of Huo De Xingjun is not so effective, it is enough for mortals!

"Well, now, let's hold an immortal product launch conference in Heaven to provide mortals with immortal peaches and elixir for cultivation!"

Once the news reached the mortal world, it immediately caused an uproar. "Misty grass Misty grass! I heard it right, Heaven is going to provide mortals with immortal peaches and elixir for cultivation?"

"Yes, there will be a fairy product launch!"

"Where is it held? Is it in the heaven? Then we can't go up!"

Thirty-three heavens, beyond the clouds, where can these mortals go?

Now, although Mr. Qin Hao started the cultivation of immortals by the whole people, only a few people have become immortals, and most of them are still in the initial stage.

Among mortals, the highest cultivation level is Jiangge, and Jiangge is still in the hands of Buddhism.