Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

All the students have signed up, which makes the instructor very depressed. Damn, the tens of thousands of students in Huaguo Mountain are all going to Yujing Mountain, which is not realistic!

But I have signed up. It is really a headache for who to let who go and not let it go.

Otherwise, lottery?

The instructor immediately asked people to write a lot of notes. The numbers 1 and 2 were written on the notes. Then, they put the notes in a big box.

So, on the Huaguo Mountain, there was a scene like this. All the students were divided into two rows. The instructor walked over one by one with a big box and asked them to draw the number inside.

If you get the number 1, you can go, and if you get the number 2, you can't go.

This is a matter of luck, so you can't complain if you can't go. Who will make your life bad?

Those who got 1 immediately smiled on their faces, beaming, as if they were so happy to marry the princess.

But the person who drew 2 immediately got a gloomy face, and the expression on that face could kill a bunch of flies.

This doesn't look good anymore, it's obviously a happy thing, but it makes so many people unhappy.

Fortunately, Liu Dameng and Lu Yi both drew 1, which means they can go to the Yujing City as a guard.

They glanced at each other and carefully put the note away.

The instructor re-recorded the names of the personnel, and then said: "Three days of vacation, after three days, the group will leave for Yujing Mountain!"

"what--!"

No matter whether it was possible to go or not, everyone cheered for joy.

Holiday, this is simply a beautiful life.

Lu Yi returned to the residence and told his wife and daughter that they were also very happy, hurriedly packed their things, and the family of three went down the mountain.

The rest of the students packed up their things one after another and went down the mountain in an endless stream.

When Lu Yi returned to his original town, he felt a lot of emotion when he saw the familiar folks.

The last time I left, my wife was robbed and beaten under such humiliating circumstances.

Come back now, he should find his place!

At night, Lu Yi watched his wife and daughter both fall asleep, got up quietly, changed into a black dress, and came out.

Walking on the empty road, the night wind was gusting and it was very desolate.

Lu Yi came to the bully's yard. He didn't know if he got the news, but it was still brightly lit.

A team of patrolling families, holding weapons, looked like they were facing a major enemy.

"It seems that the news of my return has arrived."

Lu Yi thought this way, hiding on the roof, thinking about how to take revenge.

He has been studying at Huaguoshan School for a long time, and in the first few days, he was reprimanded by the instructor because of his poor acceptance.

Later, there was a cliff falling incident, but fortunately, he was saved by the Great Sage.

Since then, with the help of the instructors and classmates, Lu Yi's cultivation has grown rapidly, and gradually he has become one of the masters in the class.

Perhaps this is the legend, although the start is late, but the steps are very big.

He looked down from the roof, and the bully was talking to the evil lady.

The bully is of medium build, neither fat nor thin, but his wife is not good, the five big and three thick, one head taller than him, and strong.

The reason why he likes other people's wives is because his own is not good-looking, or even said, it is not good-looking.

Who can be in a good mood when facing a man-in-law, or a man who is big and rough every day?

What a crime!

But his wife didn't know what he was thinking about, and asked: "The head of the house, have you really heard that Lu Yi is back?"

"That's right! It's a family of three. You said, if you knew he was going to Huaguoshan and borrowed me a leopard, you wouldn't provoke him."

"I blame you for being a dead ghost! A lot of age, but fortunately, I am impressed with other people's wives. Now it's alright, I've been targeted by others."

His wife said bitterly.

"Ahem! This is not because the ghost was obsessed with it at the time!"

The bully's eyes turned red, and who knew that he could cause such a big disaster to make Huaguoshan stare at him.

In other words, who knew that Lu Yi would go to Huaguoshan School and become Sun Dasheng’s disciple?

If you knew this long ago, you would not dare to grab his wife if you had ten courage!

It's too late to say anything now.

"Don't complain, hurry up, what should I do now"

"At the beginning, the people at Huaguoshan School forced me to rescue them and made me sick for a long time."

"Now, Lu Yi has brought his wife back, and if we can't figure out a countermeasure, we will die!"

He just stopped after a long while.

"Oh, you're dead, not me! You're dead, it just so happens that these ten thousand possessions belong to me!"

His wife looked out of the door, her eyes were uncontrollable triumphant: "I'll find another one by then, and I won't be angry with you again!"

When the bully heard this, he was furious at the time. What is this called?

She is so anxious here, but she is thinking about finding her next home!

"What a bitch! I wouldn't give you this chance!"

The bully turned to face her and slapped him.

His wife was still in a dream, but she had slapped her face early, her eyes stared like a light bulb, her nose and mouth were all wrinkled together.

"Devil! You dare to hit me, I'm fighting with you!"

His wife lifted him up from the chair, pushed him to the ground, and sat down.

Bow left and right!

"I told you to beat my old lady!"

"You are daring and fat!"

"I won't give you a taste, you really don't know the Three Eyes of Lord Ma!"

"I will give you a long memory this time!"

Her huge body, sitting on the bully, suppressed the bully to breathe.

"Oh, get up and drive, I can't breathe anymore!"

"Wife, didn't you say that your weight is only two hundred catties, why is it so heavy?"

"It's really like a pig!"

"This is too heavy!"

When his wife heard that, what did she say that she was serious?

She became even more angry, and she squeezed his ears hard and turned around!

"Do you think I am heavy? Tell you, I am two hundred catties!"

"Impossible, how can two hundred catties be crushed to death?"

"I am two hundred kilograms!"

I'll go big!

The bully rolled his eyes as he was crushed, and fainted the next moment.

Lu Yi on the roof was thinking about how to come down and teach them, but in a blink of an eye, the two got into a fight.

And it's still such a strange way of fighting.

Lu Yi has seen men beat women, even the kind of brutal one, and he saw a woman beat a man for the first time.

And it's so sturdy and novel!

Just sit on this butt, and you can sit down if you change it to a thinner one, right?

Hahaha!

He couldn't help laughing, the laughter spread to the room, and was heard by Lu Yi's wife.

She was shocked and frightened, and hurriedly shouted to the roof: "Who is laughing?"