Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

Daughter country.

The Scorpion Jing asked to go with Tang Seng to learn the scriptures. When Monkey King heard this, he was stunned. What, let's go to learn the scriptures, with a female fairy?

Zhu Bajie was happy: "Master, I heard that right? Can we bring this female donor?!"

This elder sister is so beautiful, Zhu Bajie has many colorful bubbles in his eyes, and his mind feels confused because of his dizziness.

Along the way, the four big men are too boring, although they have a horse, they are still male.

This kind of journey is as lonely as it is, and as helpless as it is.

The reason why Zhu Bajie always thinks about returning to Gao Laozhuang is also reasonable.

What's the point of having a group of big men together in the long night?

Now, I heard that there are beautiful women, which is too surprising!

So Zhu Bajie shouted: "Great, with this young lady walking along the way, we will never be lonely anymore!"

As expected, Monkey King and Drifting shook their heads, only Zhu Bajie agreed.

Tang Seng coughed and explained, "Apprentices, don't think too much about it, it's like this."

After telling the story, he looked at Monkey King: "Wu Kong, you say, how can you refuse to be a teacher in this situation?"

Monkey King turned his eyes a few times, then turned his head to look at Zhu Bajie: "Idiot, you can take her with you, but you must stay away from me and Junior Brother Sha!"

"of course can!"

Zhu Bajie is just looking forward to it.

"This is what the teacher agrees. It is true that Ba Jie should be allowed to take this female donor."

Tang Seng's words made Zhu Bajie's face bloom with joy. He came to the front of Xie Zijing and said with a smile: "Sister, let's take care of each other along the way, so it's good to have a companion!"

Scorpion Jing had a chill, and when he was about to say disagreement, Tang Seng spoke again: "However, female donors, we are a group of men, it is really inconvenient for you to be a female streamer. Why don't you show the truth."

Scorpion Jing was taken aback for a moment, what is it true?

That's so ugly!

Tang Seng didn't seem to see her embarrassment, and added: "Bajie, take her with you."

I, do I bring a poisonous scorpion?

Why did I carry a poisonous scorpion!

Zhu Bajie looked up to the sky and roared, why is my old pig's life so bitter!

"Hahaha! Fool, your good luck is coming! Yanfu is not shallow!"

Monkey King laughed, helped Tang Monk on the white dragon horse, and led the horse away.

The Drifter looked at Zhu Bajie sympathetically: "Oh, brother, you are so good at it!"

When the scorpion spirit saw Tang Seng's departure, he couldn't delay any longer, and immediately showed his true appearance. It turned out to be a three-foot-long poisonous scorpion!

The scorpion looked like a pipa, with its whole body covered in crusty skin, with hard feet like pincers, long and thick, resembling a cancerous crab.

Those hard feet are crippled when you look at them. If you are accidentally stung, it will definitely hurt to death!

Zhu Bajie looked at the poisonous scorpion and started to cry with a grin. After all, this guy stung the Tathagata in Lingshan, and the Tathagata has been in pain for many days!

Isn't it true that you are looking for death?

However, no one cares about his life or death, anyway he knows that he can't die at all.

Monkey King turned his head and laughed, while Drifting shook his head sympathetically, he really wouldn't die if he didn't die, but he just promised it himself, with a scorpion sperm!

"Bajie, hurry up!"

Tang Seng's voice came without losing the opportunity, making Zhu Bajie even more embarrassed!

This, how do I bring this scorpion fine pig?

Where to put it!

He looked at his clothes tangledly, and then his eyes fell on the nine-tooth rake he was carrying.

When he walked into the city of Daughter Country again, Zhu Bajie's rate of turning around was much higher.

Because the eyes of passersby are all focused on his nine-tooth rake.

"Fogweed! I'm going! Why are you still carrying a big scorpion!"

"Such a big scorpion, I saw it for the first time! Hurry up and take pictures for me!"

As a woman said, she asked the person next to her to hold the mobile phone, and she stood in front of the rake with a big smile, posing with scissors hands.

Zhu Bajie smelled the scent of the woman, and many small bubbles appeared in his eyes.

"Crack!"

After finishing the photo, the woman looked at it and nodded happily: "The effect is good, I want to post it on Douyin!"

They talked and smiled and left, and some people gathered around, talking about the scorpion and taking pictures continuously.

So that Tang Seng took Wukong and Drifting far away, and Zhu Bajie was still behind as the background picture.

"Wukong, do you want to rest first, Ba Jie hasn't caught up yet."

Tang Seng worried that Zhu Bajie could not be found, so he couldn't help but speak.

"Master, according to my old grandson, you still have to switch Guan Wen first, after all, Her Majesty the Queen has not agreed to let you go!"

Sun Wukong's helpless support, it is true that he is too handsome, and if he encounters the opposite sex, trouble will come!

This master!

It's a headache!

"Switch to Guan Wen? Then you go as your teacher!"

Thinking of the king who was all over the country and the city, Tang Seng felt very empty in his heart.

If so, can he give up this level?

Of course, it's impossible.

"I won't go! I'm still a child!"

Sun Wukong refused very firmly. He pointed at the Drifter: "Let Junior Brother Sha accompany you!"

"This, all right!"

With the last experience, Monkey King is hopeless, and he is also a companion with the Drifting Monk somehow.

It's just that I haven't gone yet, why does this heartbeat speed up?

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Hexi Corridor.

"Then, mother-in-law, this fairy product launch conference was done by Heavenly Court, we can't go to heaven either!

Axiang frowned, what a good opportunity, if you can buy elixir and peach, the mother-in-law can live long and the son can cultivate immortality, the best of both worlds!

It's just that my family is mortal, so how can the Nine Heavens get on?

"Mother, the address of the press conference is not in Tianting, look here!"

The little grandson pointed to a line of small characters at the bottom right: "The location of the Fairy Products Conference: Yujingshan."

"At that time, a dedicated passage will be opened, and all mortals who want to go up the mountain will be picked up by staff!"

Dedicated channel?

Can mortals go up the mountain?

A Xiang’s face showed a surprise smile: "What are you waiting for, mother-in-law, let's hurry up!"

A low-key car flew on the wide road, leaving a long car mark.

Originally, the family could not find such a long journey smoothly, but fortunately, Mr. Qin Hao invented the navigation.

When he was developing the Silk Road, he made the system easy and quick to navigate, and it was automatically installed in every mobile phone.

At this moment, Axiang drove the car, turned on the navigation, followed the clear road, and arrived at the foot of Yujing Mountain in less than five days!

Seeing the sacred mountain floating in the clouds and mist, the old woman and Axiang were shocked.

And the little grandson screamed in surprise and excitement!

"This is Yujing Mountain——?!"