Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

The scene where Zhou Bapi was beaten up by a wicked lady was so funny, a group of powerful visual impact!

He couldn't help laughing out loud.

This so-called bully is just bullying the soft and fearing the hard. In fact, the food is very good!

The infighting is over, it's time to punish yourself!

His laughter frightened Cuihua: "Who is laughing?"

The patrolling family, Hululu ran over and yelled around the house.

Lu Yi lightly fell in front of Cuihua.

"You are, Lu Yi?"

Cuihua got up, looked at him in fear, and couldn't help moving back.

Then, she knelt on the ground and cried loudly: "Oh my God, it's none of my business, it's all this LSP. He robbed your wife and let the officials beat you!"

Cuihua wiped her tears and her nose while shouting: "You can take him away, or kill him, but it has nothing to do with me!"

Lu Yi: "······"

After dawn, Cuihua was in front, followed by Zhou Papi, who was awakened by the cold water, with all the family members, kneeling from house to house apologizing.

They almost knelt one step at a time, and went to every house, with very regretful expressions on their faces.

The family members followed closely, some holding silver tassels, some holding cattle and sheep, and some holding brocades.

Cuihua and Zhou Papi went to kowtow to all the homes of the villagers in Zhoujia Village. Not only did they return the livestock land deeds they once looted, they also paid a lot of money and silk.

The common people are all trapped and don't know what happened.

Someone asked the Zhou family members quietly, only to realize that Lu Yi had taught them and asked them to pay the compensation from house to house.

"Thank Lu Yi! Thank you Huaguoshan School!"

"Thanks to the teachings of the Great Sage, let us live a life of exhalation and raising eyebrows!"

"By the way...If Lu Yi leaves, will they return to their old ways and continue to bully us?"

"No! It is said that Lu Yi has scared Zhou Papi's courage, even if Lu Yi leaves, he dare not!"

"That's, besides, Lu Yi has already reported to the official, and he will be sent to prison when he finishes paying the compensation!"

"Are they not protecting the officials? They beat Lu Yi not lightly last time!"

"Hahaha! The government doesn't dare anymore. Lu Yi is a member of Huaguoshan, so I don't dare to lend them a bit of courage!"

The villagers talked a lot, enjoying Zhou Papi's kowtow to apologize, and at the same time enjoying his filial piety.

Outside the village of Zhoujiacun.

Xinxin clutched her dad's shirt, tears streaming down her eyes, reluctant to let him go.

Lu Yi's family knows that there can be no further delay.

If it is too late, Lu Yi will not be able to go to Yujing Mountain, that would be a pity.

"Xinxin, let Daddy go!"

"I don't! I can't bear daddy, I won't let him go!"

She grabbed Lu Yi's skirt and said nothing to loosen it.

Lu Yi blinked: "Xinxin, Daddy will come back as soon as possible and bring you delicious food at that time!"

When I heard it was delicious, Xinxin was not so sad: "Daddy, I heard that there are many delicious snacks in Yujingcheng, you bring me back!"

"Okay, definitely!"

Lu Yi's family: "!!!"

It turns out that the relationship between father and daughter can't be worth tempting snacks!

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Daughter country.

Xiaoyuan Xiangjing, pavilions and towers.

On the edge of the lake in the imperial garden, willows are Yiyi, red flowers are beautiful, and a pair of mandarin ducks wandering in the water.

On a large flower boat, there is a long banner hanging on it, which reads: Happy birthday.

Below the banner, there is a floating mobile phone, which is broadcasting live.

The lake was surrounded by people, some standing, some sitting on the ground, and some even ran to the tree, leaning on the branch to watch the performance.

On the top floor of the flower boat is a wide stage. Five women in short skirts with long legs are singing and dancing.

"Mandarin ducks and double butterflies-flying, the spring in the garden is drunk, quietly asking the holy monk, is his daughter beautiful...

What do you say about kingship and wealth, fear of precepts and clear rules, just wish for everlasting, to follow closely with the people I want..."

Their bodies danced rhythmically to the beat of the music, and they looked very beautiful.

Tang Seng and Drifting, under the leadership of the maid, walked into the palace again, with a lot of emotion.

Especially Tang Seng, the last time he was besieged by many women, this time he didn't know how he would be treated.

I hope that the king will stop recording videos and let himself go west smoothly.

But after coming in, he was immediately stunned by the novel scene.

Is this birthday?

Whose birthday is it?

The audience were all women, and they were too embarrassed to get too close, watching the women's performance on the flower boat from a distance.

Because of the long distance, they couldn't tell the truth, they took out their mobile phones and entered the Queen's live broadcast room.

The oncoming barrage was densely packed, like black ants.

"This is also called singing and dancing? The Queen’s advertisement stated that there will be singing and dancing at today’s birthday party, which is guaranteed to make people look excited!"

"The big and long legs of these young ladies are sleek and beautiful, but Jin Wu is not counted."

"Unexpectedly, the queen would lie and lie in order to attract fans!"

"No way, you are the king of a country, if you lie to the people of the Three Realms, then it's still worth it?"

"Look again, I don't know what the next show will be."

Looking at the barrage, Tang Seng was anxious and sent a barrage: "Excuse me, donors, when will the party end?"

"Foggrass? Donor? Why did this daughter country come out of the monk? Explosive photos Explosive photos! Or I won't tell you!"

"Yes! Look at what the monks of the daughter country look like?"

"How many brothers, don't tell him if you don't explode the photos!"

Tang Seng: "······"

At this time, the young ladies finished singing and dancing, and bowed their hands together.

The surrounding audience applauded warmly and applauded.

"Wish Her Majesty the Queen a happy birthday, forever allure!"

After their blessings were delivered, they turned and walked off the stage.

Well!

It turned out to be the king’s birthday, and Tang Seng thought to himself, it’s quite the time to come, and the birthday star old man should be easy to talk.

Tolerate for a while, and when the show is over, let her switch Guan Wen.

"Master, why don't we go to the other side to rest, it seems that we can't finish the performance for a while."

Drifting is not interested in watching these messy things, it's too disturbing.

Tang Seng nodded, just about to leave, the flower boat changed to a host in a white dress.

"Dear viewers, dear friends! The song just now sounds good, and the young ladies are good-looking!"

There was a warm response from around the lake: "Good-looking and good-looking, I haven't seen enough, let's have another one!"

"Hahaha, you can't watch enough, because next, according to everyone's request, it is a very nice sketch, "Hello, Li Huanying"!"

What, skit?

The boring Tang Seng suddenly came to his senses, but he did not forget that he personally broadcasted the sketch when he broadcasted the Spring Festival Gala in Yujingshan.

"Help or Not" is his deepest impression. Whenever he is okay, he always has to watch the replay.

At this moment, the daughter country actually has a sketch?