Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

Who is so talented to compose a sketch?

Isn't that only Mr. Qin Hao can do it?

The host’s voice sounded again, revealing unconcealed pride: "Everyone knows that Mr. Qin Hao has broadcast the sketches, but this does not mean that he is the only one who can arrange the sketches. Our Queen can do it too! "

When Yujingshan held the Spring Festival Gala, the King of the Kingdom of Daughters liked those sketches very much, especially "Help or Not".

Besides, she clearly heard Qin Hao said that at the next Spring Festival Gala, people from the Three Realms are welcome to write a program. If there are high-quality performances, they can also perform at Yujing Mountain.

that's nice!

She thought, if she arranges a sketch by herself and gets affirmation, she can also perform at Yujing Mountain, right?

Since then, she has been thinking hard and finally got this work.

On the stage, the background has been changed.

A gray-haired old lady is swearing at a big girl.

Qingwen's mother: "Qingwen."

Qingwen: "Mom."

"You stop me."

"Oh mom."

"Qingwen, I told you that this child is anxious, why are you doing you? You said I took you to your grandma's house, what happened to you accompanying her? What are you running?"

"Mom, I can't accompany my grandmother."

"You have no conscience, you say how much your grandma likes you, you are behind your **** when I see you, Ling Ling Ling, why can't you stay?"

"She will sew my pants."

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The audience saw the actor who played Qingwen wearing a pair of ragged jeans with big holes in the front and big holes in the back.

The big hole can't be sewn.

"I'll be a big one! Can you wear pants like this too? Why don't you cut off your trouser legs and use them as panties!"

"If you sew it like this, maybe you have to re-wrap it with cloth, right?"

"This sketch was arranged by Her Majesty the Queen? It's really interesting!"

"I like!"

The audience watched, whispered and expressed their opinions.

On the stage of the flower boat, the performance continued:

Qingwen's mother looked helpless and patted her shoulder hard: "You kid, can you make mom happy for a day?"

One click, two clicks,...useless, half of Qingwen's body is short.

But she was still hippie smiling, grinning straight, showing her cute dimples.

At the same time, he twisted his hips, revealing the two large stitched fabrics: "Which day did I make you happy?"

The audience burst into laughter again when they saw the round buttocks wrapped in floral cloth.

Qingwen's mother wrinkled her brows tightly, her nose and mouth were all wrinkled, she continued to pat her shoulders and bent her body: "You make me happy someday."

"I didn't make you happy someday." Qingwen made a face, turned and ran.

If she doesn't run, she will be photographed underground, and she is not a native grandson.

Will not escape!

"You say you make me happy some day, you say how annoying this child is." She shouted angrily, chasing her.

"Come and chase me." Qingwen ran while twisting her ass, making the audience laugh so hard that they couldn't close their mouths.

(Crash)

The sudden crash of the car made the hearts of the audience suddenly raised their throats.

Sure enough, on the barrage of the live broadcast room, an explanation appeared: "With the increasing development of cars, traffic accidents have become the most serious problem. Speeding is a good time, wife and children crematorium. I advise drivers to drive carefully. !"

Warm reminder: "The driver has a drop of alcohol, and his loved ones have two tears. Please do not drive while drunk."

On the stage, the screen jumped, and the actor who played Qingwen went back to several years ago.

Qingwen's mother also recovered from her gray hair and suddenly recovered her youthful state.

Qingwen: "Are you Li Huanying?"

Li Huanying: "It's me! Are you?"

"I, I, do you know Liu Yufen?"

"That's my old aunt."

"That's my aunt."

"Then you are?"

"I am the one of your third uncle. I call you Yingzi and you call me Ling."

"Row."

At this time, three men in floral shirts, livid and livid, walked onto the stage with their backs on their shoulders.

Trio: Three little fertilizers. We are the third lesser of chemical fertilizers. I am a black fertilizer, I am a gray fertilizer, and I am a gray fertilizer. We are black chemical fertilizers that will volatilize when they turn gray.

One of them didn't say that he was neat, but bit his tongue, which caused the audience to laugh.

Black Fertilizer complained immediately: it's over.

Qingwen: Who are they?

Li Huanying: They are the worst people in our fertilizer plant.

Then these people walked to Qingwen and Li Huanying.

Qingwen: "We have no money."

"Who said I was going to rob you of your money? I came here today to rob you, hahaha."

"Don't do this. People have never been in a relationship. Don't treat me like this."

Li Huanying's panic was real, but Qingwen did it deliberately, because her eyes were filled with sly smiles.

Men like thin, over-full-bodied like her, very safe.

Unexpectedly, those bad guys pulled Li Huanying aside and shouted:

"Go up there. You look at you as thin as a beetle, do you think you are beautiful? That chubby girl. Hehe, can you be a match for me."

Qingwen was taken aback for a moment, what, don't you be so pretty, have **** with herself?

"Hey! To tell you the truth, if it were in my age, I would agree."

"What do you mean?"

"Because in my day, almost no one chased me."

"That's right, in our age, no one is chasing our elder brother."

"go away."

"Brother, if you don't do anything, leave the thin one to me."

"Here you are, don't you think about it."

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Throughout the performance of the sketch, the audience laughed endlessly, and their facial muscles were sore.

But later, it was a big reversal. Qingwen stood aside and cried as she watched her doting on her childhood.

People in the daughter country have only mothers and no fathers, because they have all been able to come into the world after drinking the water of the son and mother river.

Therefore, the affection for the mother is deeper.

After reading this sketch, I was deeply moved.

In fact, the daughter king, the purpose of composing this sketch is to let the people love and cherish their relatives.

At this moment, watching the tearful audience and the crying from the live broadcast room, her goal was achieved.

"Hey, the tree wants to be quiet but the wind keeps on, and the child wants to support but not to wait for the kiss. It is indeed the most unbearable pain in the world!"

Tang Seng looked at it and sighed sincerely.

He has not actually enjoyed the love of his parents, because his father was killed by the culprits on his way to become an official.

At that time, he was still in his mother's belly.

In order to protect him, the mother ninja was extremely humiliated and married a murderer, and finally gave birth to Tang Seng.

Putting the Tang Seng who was still in his infancy into the big basin, and after going down the river, his mother threw herself into the river.

Therefore, Tang Seng, who has lived for so many years, has never enjoyed the love of his parents, and of course, he has no relatives to reciprocate.