Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

The scene of the Xianpin conference.

The appearance of heaven and Buddhism has shocked mortals, and the appearance of two saints made them even more emotional.

In addition, in order to pretend, Heaven and Buddhism brought almost all the people and horses, like the four great heavenly kings, the three bodhisattvas, the stars, and the eighteen arhats. These rare geniuses can only be seen on the New Year paintings during the New Year. see!

That's just painting!

Can't move!

At this moment, they were standing behind the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha, solemn and solemn, so that people dare not look directly, just want to worship!

What a grand occasion!

What a grand occasion once in a thousand years!

And the sage pushed the pomp to the supreme peak!

The hearts of mortal people are uneasy. There was a time when they didn't even dare to think about it in their dreams. They could see the saints, the Jade Emperor, the Tathagata, and so many gods and Buddhas with their own eyes!

Daofa is pious!

Buddhism shines!

Everything that I have witnessed will be the bragging capital for the next few decades, hundreds of years, and even thousands and tens of thousands of years after becoming immortal!

In the past, it was difficult for mortals to look at the gods, even those with the lowest cultivation level. Once upon a time, saints were like acquaintances!

These are all due to Qin Hao's arrival, which brought about such an earth-shaking change!

We love Qin Hao!

We will always respect Mr. Qin!

Until five chairs appeared on the stage of the press conference, the saint, the Jade Emperor and the Buddha, as well as the gods and the Buddha, appeared on the stage.

However, a dramatic scene happened!

Originally, there was only one chair where Monkey King sat on one side of the stage, but now.

Next to Monkey King, four chairs appeared instantly, and on the opposite side of the stage, there was only one chair.

The red boy stood behind the table covered with red cloth, a little dazed.

What's the situation with Nima?

Isn’t the placement of the chairs symmetrical?

There are six people at the moment, shouldn't there be three on one side?

There are five on one side and one on the other. This is too obvious!

However, Hong Hai'er's awkwardness was useless, because Qin Hao and others sat calmly.

Next to Monkey King is Qin Hao, then the Jade Emperor, then Nu Wa and the leader of Tongtian.

On the other side of the stage, there is only one Buddha!

Lonely!

Alone!

Like an orphan abandoned by the world!

Fortunately, he had the foresight and brought three three bodhisattvas and eighteen arhats. Otherwise, wouldn't he be ashamed?

Even so, there is a sharp contrast!

Monkey King, Qin Hao, Jade Emperor, the two saints, plus the ministers of the heavens, the four heavenly kings, the stars, and a large group of people in Wuyangyang, all crowded, they all stand up half of the stage. .

"Hey hey hey! You stepped on my foot! Can you lean over there!"

"But it's even more crowded over there, see for yourself, is there still room?"

"Everyone! In front of mortals, let's feel wronged, don't make people laugh!"

"Taiyi, look at you, usually let you exercise more to lose weight, you are fat like this!"

"······"

The audience saw the gods quarreling and arguing constantly because they were fighting for places, which was really eye-opening.

On the opposite side, the only chair, the sparse 21 Bodhisattva Buddha, fell short in number.

No matter how thick the face of Tathagata Buddha was, he couldn't hold it anymore, and his face was slightly red.

"Buddha Amitabha! Thanks to the donor Qin for taking care of Buddhism. Knowing that Buddhism has never competed with others, he left a large area to Buddhism!"

After thinking about it for a long time, Tathagata still reluctantly found a reason to help himself.

——Although this reason is really blunt!

Hong Haier is quite responsible. As the host, he wants to ease the embarrassment on the scene.

"Hahaha! Tathagata Buddha is really humorous. Indeed, the people of the heavenly court just like to join in the fun, squeeze for fun, squeeze for healthier!"

This very humorous sentence instantly turned the awkward atmosphere of the scene into an atmosphere of joy, and everyone's faces were smiling, even Buddhism.

"Fogcao! Red Boy is really a talent, and he can come up with a way to tease in such a situation!"

"Yes, to be a man is to be like Red Boy, happy at all times, otherwise even if he becomes a god, it is boring!"

"Such an arrangement is really slapstick, but it's no wonder that Buddhism is incompatible with Mr. Qin Hao, so let him enter the Yujing Demon City!"

"For someone else, it's an early fight!"

"Hey, there is a question. Although Mr. Qin Hao is very capable, he is probably not the opponent of Tathagata Buddha, right?"

Amidst the people's discussion, the atmosphere on the scene eased down.

The expressions on the faces of the people on Buddhism have also eased a lot.

Especially Guanyin Bodhisattva.

From the moment she entered the venue and saw the placement of the chairs, her face stinks at home!

On my own side, there is only one chair in Tathagata?

What about yourself?

No one prepares chairs for themselves?

This is another way of not giving yourself face!

She really should go to worship Bodhisattva!

Because the recent fleeting years have been disadvantageous, there have been a lot of shameful things, but none of them went smoothly!

But the Bodhisattva is herself, she can't even save herself!

This reveals the true face, mortals kneel down and pray to the Bodhisattva, but in fact there is no use for farts!

She can neither help mortals nor herself!

The more I think about it, the more angry her face is like rotten eggs!

All are pretending to be forced, so why is this one ashamed?

She couldn't help but was about to attack, when she suddenly heard a word from Hong Haier, everyone on the scene laughed, and her mood improved a little.

Mortals are ignorant, Qin Hao is hateful, just remember for the time being, you must get revenge if you have a chance!

"Okay, I know, everyone who came to the Yujing Demon City from all the distances were all immortal products released for the Heavenly Court. Let me introduce you to the Queen Mother's Flat Peach Garden at all. In Pan Peach Garden, the CCP There are three thousand six hundred fruit trees, and these fairy peach trees were planted by the Queen Mother herself.

There are 1,200 plants in front of them, which are ripe for three thousand years. People who eat them become immortals and gain the Tao, and they are healthy and light; there are plants that are ripe for six thousand years, and they will rise and be immortal after eating Xiaju. Once cooked in a thousand years, people have a longevity and the sky, the sun and the moon are the same! Therefore, everyone who has heard the name of flat peach covets it. "

Yes, the audience at the scene nodded one after another, who didn't want to get the fairy peach from the Queen Mother!

Although the Seven Fairies have been sold in the live broadcast room, but the quantity is limited, coupled with the expensive and scary, few people can eat.

At the moment, at the Xianpin conference, can you get Xiantao?

Because the growth cycle of flat peaches is too long, the queen mother only holds a flat peach banquet on her birthday on March 3rd each year, inviting the gods with status to come and enjoy it.

Although the gods are extraordinary, they still have an end to their lives.