Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

If you want to live forever, there are only two ways to live forever.

Either cultivate to become a great **** like the Jade Emperor or Tathagata, or rely on elixir and flat peach to extend your life.

Therefore, in the Queen Mother's Flat Peach Meeting, the immortals broke their heads and wanted to squeeze in.

Therefore, in the live broadcast room of the Xianpin conference, not only the people of the Three Realms are jealous, but even some of the gods with a relatively shallow cultivation base are also looking forward to it!

"As for the elixir, let's introduce it later! Thank you again for coming. I announce that the Fairy Product Launch Conference has officially started!"

"and many more!"

A crisp, but icy voice came from people's heads, like a robot with no emotions, but the sound was like thunder thunder, shaking people's eardrums trembling!

Everyone was wondering in their hearts, who is this?

They all looked over their heads, but they didn't see anything!

"Who is the one coming?"

Qin Hao's clear voice sounded.

This voice is a bit familiar, but, as if with great malice, Qin Hao couldn't remember it for a while.

"Qin Hao, the Yujing Demon City is holding such a grand event, but your kid didn't invite this seat to participate. Is this not putting this seat in your eyes?"

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Jindou Mountain.

Others don't know, can Scorpion Jing still know? This stinky pig is the grandson of Taishang Laojun!

Pro-disciples and grandchildren!

This dear master who can no longer kiss him, he was ashamed, and there is a story!

"Please tell your story!"

Xie Zijing is a variety show lover, so he subconsciously said a particularly classic line in a variety show.

Zhu Bajie: "······"

Did not say!

Don't say even if you die!

My old pig is a man of spine!

The corners of Scorpion's lips curled up, and a wicked smile came up on her pretty face.

"You really don't say?"

"Ok."

"Sure enough?"

"······,Ok!"

"Then don't blame this king!"

Scorpion Jing said, a huge phantom immediately appeared behind his body, it was a huge scorpion!

"Say! My old pig said it's not alright!"

This grandma can't afford it!

Keke, mainly because I can't provoke the poisonous needle on her tail!

Zhu Bajie had a frustrated expression, pouting Big Pig's mouth, and there were tears in his big eyes.

"At the beginning, my old pig was confused for a while, so he went to play with Fairy Chang'e while he was drunk, you all know this!"

The scorpion spirit had collected the huge phantom, returned to its usual appearance, and nodded.

"Then, my old pig was smashed into the mortal world and practiced again, otherwise you wouldn't meet me either."

Zhu Bajie became more sad as he talked, and tears fell.

"Fairies of Chang'e are the first batch of gods. After being molested by my old pig, they didn't want to be forgotten, and I had to let the Jade Emperor remove my old pig from the immortal roots, and fell into reincarnation, and became a mortal forever."

Zhu Bajie is very sad, if that is the case, let alone the future of Marshal Canopy, he has never been in the Xianban from now on, suffering from the endless cycle of rebirth!

Such a life is not as good as death!

But Fairy Chang'e clung to it, and must be punished severely.

His master, Xuan Du Da-Mage, did not dare to intercede, for fear that he would be exhausted.

In this way, even Zhu Bajie gave up his pleading and accepted his fate.

At this time, Taishang Laojun came.

He has always favored this disciple and even gave him a nine-tooth nail rake.

The nine-tooth nail rake can restrain the golden hoop!

It can be seen that Taishang loves Zhu Bajie.

The Supreme Lord asked the Jade Emperor to give Zhu Bajie a chance to reform, and even asked Fairy Chang'e to intercede.

He is the good corpse of the moral heavenly sovereign, which is equivalent to the level of a saint, and according to his status, he is more detached than the Jade Emperor.

Fairy Chang'e, of course, is not good, and then bitterly forced, only said "cheap him!"

Then walk away!

Xie Zijing understood. It turned out that Zhu Bajie was enlightened by Guanshiyin to recognize Tang Seng as his master when he went to Xitian to learn the scriptures. It was all because of the supreme old gentleman!

No wonder he was ashamed of being too bad, that was the most detached existence in the Three Realms, and he hadn't asked anyone for so many years.

For the sake of his disciple, he went to the Jade Emperor and Chang'e in a low voice.

If it weren't for my heartfelt love, I really couldn't do it!

"That's it!"

Scorpion's face was full of sympathy, and she nodded and said: "Your master is very kind to you. However, you still have to invite him, or else you won't be able to save the holy monk!"

Just the treasure that the green bull spirit holds, not to mention the cultivation base of Taiyi Golden Immortal, even if it is Monkey King, it may not be easy to use.

As the saying goes, it is necessary to tie the bell to untie the bell. Since it is a great mount, let him solve it!

"My old pig really won't go!"

Zhu Bajie came up very vigorously, he lay on his back on the ground, a look like my old pig can't go, how can you look like me!

Xie Zijing was not angry, she just walked to him quietly, and then, a pipa appeared in her hand, playing against Zhu Bajie constantly!

The golden light flashed, Pipa Zheng Zheng!

"Ah! Ah!"

Zhu Bajie's screams were a bunch of screams. I don't know why. After listening to her pipa, her headache seemed to split, and the pain was about to die!

"Stop playing, I go, can't my old pig go!"

Zhu Bajie's tears flowed down again, and he flew into the air with grievances and went to the 33rd Heaven.

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Xianpin conference.

Well!

Haha!

It really is!

Qin Hao slapped his thigh, he was so busy and stupid that he didn't even invite this one!

"Houtu Empress! Welcome!"

He quickly got up to greet him with a smile on his face.

On the stage, a black mist appeared, and the mist dissipated, revealing a graceful figure, elegant and chic, just like a blooming lotus.

The current Houtu Empress has changed a lot from before.

Although the tone was still cold, there was a slight smile on his face.

"I want to invite the empress, but I'm afraid you won't come! Who would expect you to give face like this!"

"Hey! You stinky boy, you obviously forgot about this seat, but you are there to quibble! Forget it, this seat doesn't care about you, but don't want to sit on your chair!"

After she finished speaking, her graceful figure shook slightly, and she was already sitting in Qin Hao's position.

"Hahaha! Houtu, you have changed! Become so naughty!"

Saint Nuwa did not expect that she would come, so he immediately changed positions with the Jade Emperor and sat next to her.

Two stunning sage beauties are sitting together, they are really more beautiful than peach blossoms!

The audience under the stage was dumbfounded. In addition to the fairy products, there is such an explosive benefit?

"Unexpectedly, the Empress Houtu would also come to join Mr. Qin Hao! This face really doesn't have to be said!"

"Indeed! She is in the Six Paths of Reincarnation. For so many years, who has seen her attend any event? It just happened to be here in Yujing Demon City!"

"Great face!"

On the barrage of the live broadcast room, people who were shocked kept sending comments.

The press conference finally began, and a group of women in cheongsam, holding fruit plates in their hands, walked onto the stage gracefully.

Then face the audience, in a row at the front.