Journey to the West: I, Sun Wukong, vow not to become a Buddha!

The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the night ...... killing

Phew, it doesn't matter if it's dark or not, the little attic is brightly lit now.

Tang Sanzang was feasting on the big fish and meat on the table, these were all he flickered from Gao Taigong, saying that it was for the pig demon.

Although Gao Taigong was very suspicious, he knew that monks did not eat meat, and when the pig demon was in his manor, the most he ate was steamed buns, and he had never seen his stinky meat.

But Gao Taigong didn't say it, thinking that Tang Sanzang might really have some ideas!

It's a pity that this time Gao Taigong believes in the wrong person, Tang Sanzang just wants to eat meat!

And Tang Sanzang has been a little floating recently, and he has no score to eat.

This feast is the result of Tang Sanzang's own play.

When Sun Wukong heard that Tang Sanzang was just this request, the whole person was stunned.

You're pretending to be forced just to eat, and you're serving!

An hour later, when Tang Sanzang, who was eating with a mouth full of oil, was thinking about whether to come to another table, a black cloud flew in the sky.

Immediately afterwards, a pig demon appeared in the backyard, this is Zhu Bajie.

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The other side.

Sun Wukong was in Gao Cuilan's room at this time, and the two were exchanging feelings.

When Zhu Bajie appeared, Sun Wukong sensed it.

"It's coming!".

The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth curled, he was still looking forward to the next scene, if it weren't for the company of beauties, he couldn't miss this good show.

"Is the pig demon coming?".

Gao Cuilan leaned on Sun Wukong's arms, her eyes were full of spring, and she looked lazy.

"That's right, it's in the attic now!".

Sun Wukong nodded.

"Then why don't you help your master, he's just an ordinary person!"

Gao Cuilan asked in surprise.

"Hmm, how do you know?" Sun Wukong was a little curious.

"I saw it!" Gao Cuilan was a little proud: "Every time before making a decision, your master will want to discuss it with you, which is very problematic!"

"Smart, anything else?".

Sun Wukong was a little surprised, he didn't expect Gao Cuilan to be so smart.

"Also, when I was in the backyard, I saw the holy monk chanting the Buddha's name, you gave him a look, and then the holy monk didn't do anything, so he pushed open the door of the backyard, and you did it too!"

"Yes, his observation is very keen, and he deserves to be the person I fancied!" Sun Wukong praised.

"Well, aren't you going to help?

Gao Cuilan's face turned red, and she looked at Sun Wukong strangely, at this time, she was still here with a flamboyant tongue, not worried about Tang Sanzang's safety at all.

Of course Sun Wukong doesn't care about Tang Sanzang's safety, if Zhu Bajie wants to kill Tang Sanzang, he can still rub a wave of causal value, this deal is quite cost-effective.

It's a pity that the current Zhu Bajie is only injured but not killed, and after knowing Tang Sanzang's identity, it is even more impossible to do it!

"No, the pig demon won't hurt the master, and I still have an arrangement, although it's a little more different!"

Sun Wukong smiled mysteriously, and then continued:

"Don't worry about that, let's keep doing wonderful things!".

Next, think for yourself!

......

Zhu Bajie is very excited now, and he is also a person with a daughter-in-law now.

It's a pity that due to the existence of Gao Taigong, the two can't be with each other all the time.

Zhu Bajie decided to find Gao Taigong again in two days, hoping that Gao Taigong could fulfill the two of them, if it still didn't work, he could only forcibly take Cui Qinglian away, and in the future, he would only envy the mandarin ducks and not the immortals!

Zhu Bajie, who thought of the beautiful things, saw that the attic was brightly lit, and he was suddenly even more excited, and the horns of his mouth were flowing wildly, and even his pace was sped up a lot.

Zhu Bajie rushed directly into the door, and before he could see who was in the room, he hugged Tang Sanzang, who was facing away from him, and opened his mouth to kiss him.

The huge pig's mouth was opened, and a stench came to the face.

Tang Sanzang, who was already very confused, was instantly confused, and was gnawed on the face by Zhu Bajie without paying attention.

"Damn, what do you want to do, pig demon?"

Tang Sanzang's face turned green, and he struggled hard, but with his little arms and legs, how could he break free from Zhu Bajie's embrace.

At this time, Tang Sanzang remembered the spell set by Sun Wukong, and hurriedly kicked the nine-ring tin staff leaning aside.

"Bang!".

After the nine-ring tin staff landed, it directly bloomed with a strong light.

But the color of this light ......

Well, pink ......

Zhu Bajie, who was in a fantasy, finally felt that something was wrong, and it didn't seem to be his daughter-in-law in his arms.

Zhu Bajie looked at it and found that Tang Sanzang's face was pale and he was staring at him viciously.

It's just that this pink light makes the atmosphere at the moment very weird......

Finally, the glow emitted by the nine-ring tin staff disappeared.

"Who are you monks, and what about my lady?"

Zhu Bajie quickly let go of Tang Sanzang, hurriedly retreated, took out the nine-tooth nail rake, looked at this Tang Sanzang with an unkind expression and asked.

"I am...... Vomit ~ learn from the experience...... Vomit ~ people!".

Tang Sanzang said his identity while spitting.

"Hmm?!" Zhu Bajie was stunned: "Scripture learner?".

"What, you are a scripture learner!" Zhu Bajie reacted and looked at Tang Sanzang in shock.

"Poor monks are scripture learners, is there anything wrong?".

After vomiting, Tang Sanzang finally felt a little more comfortable, and when he saw the pig demon's reaction, he asked suspiciously.

Zhu Bajie's face changed greatly, he retreated again and again, and then glanced at Tang Sanzang deeply, and flew away with a "whoosh".