The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

"Just looking at it, you don't study the materials that Xiao Kuankuan gave you seriously!"

Sister Yin gave He Dan an angry look:

"If you've studied it carefully, you'll definitely recognize her...she's one of the top five on the Demon Slayer's attention list!"

"Hey~~."

He Dan tries to pass the test by being cute, but Sister Yin, who has long been used to it, doesn't like her.

"When you go back after beating the pirates, you must study those materials carefully! I will personally supervise, and if you dare to be lazy again, I will spank your ass! Otherwise, you will still be so ignorant after you formally join the demon slayer, and I, the guardian, will also lose face along with you! "

After the lecture, Sister Yin continued to explain the identity of the green-haired girl:

"Her real name is unknown. It is said that she is from the same period as Dijun, and her cultivation level is unfathomable. Some people say that she is an immortal cultivator who practices wood-type immortal arts, while others say that she is a banshee whose body is a plant... How about it? Even the demon slayer couldn't verify it.

People call her [Bag Fairy], because the most famous thing she has done in the past 2000 years is to trade her kits around...

She is not bragging or exaggerating, this kit is indeed as magical as she said, it can be turned into the most suitable magic weapon after opening according to the user's needs. "

"It's really so powerful? Then I seem to have made a lot of money this time~~."

He Dan happily took the kit in his hand and played with it:

"You can get such a good thing just by paying a little energy... I will definitely trade with her a few more times in the future."

"Make a lot of money...in fact, it may not be necessary."

But Sister Yin became serious:

"Dandan, the energy in your body is at the level of nuclear fusion. It can make your legs feel weak. The energy absorbed by her is not as simple as 'one bite'...

And she also said that the more transactions with you in the future, the better... It's strange, what does she want to do with such a huge amount of energy?No, I have to report to Monster Slayer immediately! "

"Huh? Not so much?"

He Dan was a little surprised:

"I don't think she's a bad person... Has she done anything bad in the past 2000 years?"

"Of course she hasn't done anything bad herself...but she is a businessman. A businessman always puts interests first and is always a neutral role. There is no such thing as a good person or a bad person."

Sister Yin spoke with a heavy tone:

"Although [Gift Bag Fairy] hasn't done any bad things herself, there are not a few bad people who have used her kits to make troubles in history.

It's the same reason this time... It may not be her who needs a lot of pure energy, but it may be her other high-quality customers.

It's okay if her client is not malicious, but if some dangerous elements get the energy in your body, Dandan... it will be very bad. "

Chapter 19 It stinks!

"Emmm...it seems to be the truth."

He Dan nodded, and was a little worried:

"Then how will the demon slayer deal with this matter? Send someone to investigate [Fairy Jin Nang]?"

"What? You fell in love with her after only one transaction? Are you so concerned about her?"

Sister Yin laughed and teased, then rubbed He Dan's head again:

"You're just worrying about it... [Gift Bag Fairy] As a merchant who has been active in the Great Qin Empire for more than 2000 years, she doesn't just sell kits, information is also an important commodity for her.

The Demon Slayer will probably choose to pay some bargaining chips, and ask the real use of those energies directly from the mouth of [Jin Bag Fairy]... This is the easiest way. "

"It can still be like this..."

He Dan was thoughtful:

"That is to say, if it can be proved that the energy absorbed by [Gift Fairy] from me will not cause harm, I can still trade a lot of things with her in the future? Is there anything she doesn't want to sell?"

"In theory, as long as you can afford it, she can sell anything~~."

Sister Yin shrugged her shoulders and looked at He Dan with a more teasing look:

"So Dandan, if you really like her, you'd better be mentally prepared."

"I'm just a little curious about her. How did I fall in love with her when Sister Yin said it?"

He Dan rolled his eyes angrily:

"Besides, she is a person of the same era as Dijun, an old lady who is at least 2000 years old, how could I have any thoughts about her?

Let's go, let's fight pirates... Is the boat ready, Miss Yin? "

"Of course, it was done half an hour ago. If it wasn't for Dandan, you were tricked into a private room to make a suspicious transaction, we would already be at sea by now, hum~~."

Sister Yin pouted as well, and pulled He Dan towards the direction of the boat.

The boat arranged by Lao Kuan was a small double-decker yacht. Besides He Dan and Yin Jie, there was also a middle-aged captain and two young sailors on board.

Although these three people are not official members of Monster Slayer, they have cooperated with Monster Slayer many times, and they behaved very well:

Don't look at what you shouldn't, don't ask what you shouldn't, and just be a tool for sailing honestly.

Even though they knew that the destination was a dangerous area, the three people who sailed did not hesitate at all.

This kind of combination, which is very similar to Mrs. Fu and Missy taking their servants out to sea, is undoubtedly the most delicious fat sheep in the eyes of pirates.

Before He Dan and the others found the pirate's lair, the pirates came to the door by themselves.

What Sister Yin said before is indeed true, these real remnants of Dravidians are so ugly...

Looking at those hideous pirates with teeth and claws and their faces full of lust, He Dan felt disgusted, and after the nausea, he burst into anger.

What kind of trash dares to look at himself with such eyes?It's just looking for death!

Before Miss Yin could speak, He Dan chose to do it directly.

When the first pirate's speedboat was about [-] meters away from the yacht, she jumped off the deck lightly with her calf, and rushed towards the pirates.

Bang!

The small speedboat that can only accommodate about 10 people couldn't bear it at all, and was smashed to pieces by He Dan almost at the moment of contact.

This is true for ships made of steel, but of course it is even worse for pirates made of flesh and blood.

The two pirates closest to the center of the force point were directly turned into blood mist by the huge force, and the remaining pirates were also blown to pieces by the shock wave after the collision.

"Hey, Dandan has no experience~~."

Sister Yin shook her head and sighed at this scene:

"Showing their strength so early will scare away the rest of the pirates... We should wait until they get closer and catch them all in one go."

Sure enough, seeing He Dan's bravery, other speedboats carrying pirates all turned around and fled in different directions.

He Dan, who didn't know which one to chase first, was just stunned for a while, and the pirates all ran away, and soon disappeared at the sea level.

A sticky feeling and foul smell also struck at the same time, making He Dan so sick that he almost vomited out on the spot.

Only then did she realize that she was too reckless before, and in the end she was covered in the blood of pirates.

"Wow~~!"

He Dan was suddenly made to cry by herself. She jumped back to the yacht and showed a pitiful expression to Sister Yin:

"Wuuuuuu... Miss Yin, the pirates are all scared away, and the skirt and pantyhose I just bought are all dirty... What should I do?"

"Who told you to be so disobedient, and suddenly jumped out by yourself?"

Sister Yin snorted angrily, but quickly took out a suitcase from behind:

"Fortunately, I thought of this possibility in advance... Here is your change of clothes, go to the bathroom in the cabin and take a good shower. Remember not to hit like this next time, those Dravidians believe in demon gods, Blood is dirty and smelly.

As for those pirates who ran away... don't worry, they can't escape the temple if they run away, we will kill them directly to their lair. "

"Wow, Miss Yin, you are so kind!"

He Dan heaved a sigh of relief, took the suitcase with Sister Yin's frowning expression, and walked towards the cabin as fast as he could.

She didn't want to smell the unpleasant stench on her body for a second!

After rinsing with water eight times and using shower gel six times, the stench caused by the pirate's blood was finally completely eliminated.

But what about the pirates after that?

With He Dan's fighting style, it is inevitable to smash the enemy to a bloody mess... But those black and smelly demon believers are really disgusting.

How about... try that magic bag?See if there are any goodies available?

"Huh? Just want to use the kit? Isn't it too wasteful?"

Sister Yin scoffed at He Dan's idea, and knocked on her forehead before handing her a green glass bead the size of a cherry:

"Wear this on your body later, so you don't need to worry about getting blood stains again."

"This is……?"

He Dan held the green glass beads in front of his eyes and sized them up curiously:

"Is it some kind of fairy magic weapon?"

"It's not a magic weapon, but it's indeed a fairy art product."

Miss Yin shrugged:

"The maker is a wind magician under Xiao Kuankuan, he bought a lot of small glass beads like this and injected fairy magic into them.

This kind of fairy art does not have any offensive ability, but it can control the airflow around the wearer, so that the presence of blood pollution will not contaminate the wearer's body.

Because the price is not expensive and it is easy to carry, this kind of small wind beads is currently very popular among the female combat team members of Demon Slayer, making the creators a lot of money.

I heard that he even planned to resign and make a living selling this, but Xiao Kuankuan refused. "

"Wow, there is such a good thing, why didn't you give it to me sooner, Miss Yin!"

He Dan immediately fitted Xiao Fengzhu close to her body.

"I didn't expect the pirates to come so soon...and I was about to give it to you just now, but you jumped out as soon as I took it out." Sister Yin said helplessly.

Chapter 20 Shoot her dead!

"It seems like hey, this pirate came a little too fast, right?"

He Dan frowned slightly, and looked at the yacht captain not far away:

"Uncle, our current location should be far away from the buffer zone. It belongs to the sea area controlled by Daqin, right? These pirates are already so arrogant that they dare to come to Daqin's territorial waters to make trouble? Were they like this before?"

"This one……"

Cautiously, the captain first glanced at Miss Yin, and only answered after seeing that she had no objection:

"Miss, you are right. We are still in the territorial waters of Daqin, and the place where we fought just now is not far from the mainland. As for the pirates..."

The captain's face became a little complicated:

"In fact, many pirates just have nothing to do to make a living. They also have their own rules. They usually only take part of their property and do not hurt others, and they will not enter the territorial waters of the Great Qin Empire.

Except for the remnants of the group of Dravidians who believe in demon gods...

They are a bunch of mad dogs who bite everyone!Not to mention the merchant and fishing boats in the past, even other pirates are often blacked out by them.

However, those people only rose suddenly in the past two years, and no one had heard of them before. "

"Did it suddenly rise in the past two years?"

He Dan nodded thoughtfully, then looked around:

"What do you think, Miss Yin?"

"This phenomenon is indeed a bit weird."

Sister Yin also pondered for a moment:

"I probably have a guess, but seeing is believing. When you get to the pirate's lair, Dandan, you must be careful, and I will act with you."

"oh, I understand now."

It seemed that he was frightened by He Dan's previous attack, and he never encountered Dravidian pirates along the way.

It wasn't until they left Daqin's territorial waters and entered the buffer zone that they encountered several waves of other pirates.

But before He Dan made a move, the pirates would stay far away, as if they knew that the small yacht they were on was completely untouchable.