The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

Once or twice can be said to be a coincidence, and the more times will naturally reveal flaws.

"Ha, it really is uncle, you sent the signal to drive those pirates away!"

He Dan grabbed the captain's right hand, which was secretly sending messages, with a proud expression of [I guessed correctly] all over his face:

"Why do you do this, uncle? Are you actually an undercover agent for pirates?"

"This……"

The captain gave a wry smile, and actually nodded:

"It's not an undercover agent, but I was indeed a pirate before, and I know a lot of people here, so they will give me more or less face."

"Hey? So uncle, you are really a pirate!"

He Dan was a little surprised.She just said it casually as a joke, but she was really fooled?

"It's all in the past."

The captain sighed with a look of unbearable past:

"Since that time, I have been leading my brothers to do business for the Lord, please rest assured, miss. There are two reasons why I dismissed those pirates.

First, with your fighting style, Miss, once a conflict breaks out, there will definitely be a lot of noise, and it will be easy for our real target to startle the enemy.

Second, not all pirates are innocent.Quite a few of them became pirates out of helplessness. At most, they just wanted to grab some money. They didn't really hurt anyone, so they shouldn't be guilty of death, right? "

"Then uncle, you should tell us first, I'm not the kind of unreasonable person."

He Dan put her little savage waist on a fork, obviously she has learned how to show off her 'official authority' even before she formally joined the demon slaying division.

"Okay Dandan, Mr. Captain's judgment is not wrong."

Sister Yin also interjected at this time:

"As long as we can be sent to the destination smoothly, he has the right to judge all the situations in the middle. Before solving the real goal, it is not wrong to try to avoid conflicts with other pirates."

"Umm...that's fine."

He Dan nodded unwillingly;

"How far are we from our destination?"

She couldn't wait to blow it out and vent her anger.

"It's not far away... At this speed, it will take about 20 minutes."

The captain glanced at the navigation chart with satellite positioning:

"We are about to enter the target's control area, please be careful."

Both He Dan and Yinjie were on guard immediately, but they didn't see a Dravidian pirate ship after waiting for more than ten minutes.

It wasn't until the small island where the opponent's lair was located came into view that they suddenly realized.

The news still leaked out, but the enemy did not flee, but planned to use the terrain advantage in the lair to fight them to the death.

There are hundreds of Dravidian pirates on the small island, most of them are only wearing shorts and holding automatic rifles, while a few of them are manipulating coastal defense guns or carrying rockets.

As soon as the yacht came into range, more than ten rockets fired at He Dan and the others from the shore with a red tail flame, and several coastal defense guns also opened fire.

"I'll protect the yachts, Dandan, you go smash them!"

After Sister Yin finished speaking, her head was separated, her head facing the enemy's attack, while her body found a place on the yacht deck to sit down and rest.

Just when He Dan was about to complain about Sister Yin's behavior that seemed to take a rocket in the face, Sister Yin's head suddenly hovered in mid-air, and she took a deep breath.

pff~~~~

Then, a bright purple poisonous mist was sprayed out by Yinjie, and all the incoming rockets and coastal defense artillery shells were swept in it.

The blazing red tail flame of the rocket was extinguished in an instant, and the sound of the shell piercing the air also died down. Within a few seconds, it was corroded by the poisonous mist and turned into a few clusters of rust.

Good boy...it turns out that Sister Yin still has such a powerful corpse poison... She really deserves to be the mutant flying-headed zombie who once caused trouble and forced the emperor to take action. She really is so strong!

He Dan secretly stuck out his tongue, then jumped up and headed towards the small island where the enemy's lair was.

A few more rockets flew over the small island as if they wanted to intercept them, but they were swept and corroded by Yin Jie with poisonous fog before they got close, and He Dan landed smoothly.

Her goal was quite clear, and with one punch or two kicks, the three nearest coastal defense guns and their controllers were smashed to pieces.

That cherry-sized glass bead was really miraculous. A pirate was smashed less than one meter away from He Dan. Flesh and blood flew all over the ground, but it didn't stain her dress even a drop. The stench was filtered by the wind magic.

Now He Dan had nothing to worry about, so he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to smash.

Unexpectedly, not only did the enemy show no trace of fear, but they even surrounded her under the leadership of a black and ugly pirate who looked like a leader, and aimed their automatic rifles at her.

"Bros!"

The black and ugly pirate leader has a strong accent and an angry tone:

"It's this witch from the Great Qin Empire who brutally killed our brothers just now, and now she's coming to our last pure land to kill us all! Shoot her hard, shoot her to death!"

"Shoot her!" xN

Chapter 21 Smash!

Da da da da~~~~!

After the angry group roared, the sound of automatic rifle fire followed.

Hundreds of automatic rifles fired from different directions and angles, even if He Dan's reaction speed far exceeds that of ordinary people, he can't dodge at all.

The airflow control of the small wind bead is okay to isolate the blood and odor, and it can't do anything to the rifle bullets.

and so……

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Of course, He Dan is not afraid of mere automatic rifles. This kind of power is not even ticklish on her snow-white skin.

But her clothes were obviously not that strong, and a lot of holes were shot out in a short time.

This made He Dan a little frustrated.

She really wanted to rush up and smash all the pirates to death, but she was worried that all the clothes that had been shot would be lost.

And the black and ugly pirates were also very cunning, they actually aimed at He Dan's sensitive parts, as if they thought that they could smash the cloth in those places, so that He Dan could retreat in the face of difficulties.

He Dan was very aggrieved, squatting with his head in his arms and took the shot for a long time, and finally his eyes lit up and he thought of a way to break the situation.

She clenched her silver teeth in resentment, lifted her black silk right leg that had been shot with several holes, and stomped down on the ground with the same strength as she stepped on cockroaches in her previous life.

Boom~~~~!

There was a dull impact sound.

In an instant, the entire island was shaken, and the huge force even set off a wave several meters high with the island as the center, almost overturning the double-decker yacht hundreds of meters away.

The violent shaking like an eight-magnitude earthquake made all the pirates unsteady, and the suppression of concentrated fire on He Dan was suddenly much weaker, and many pirates were even killed or injured by their own guns.

Of course, He Dan would not miss such a good opportunity, she rushed forward and killed indiscriminately.

With a kick here, one pirate will be kicked into supersonic human flesh shotguns, and more than a dozen other pirates will be killed with meat and bone fragments as weapons.

With a punch over there, another pirate's head was blown out of the neck, and exploded among the pirates like a cannonball.

By the time the other pirates regained their balance from the shaking, nearly a quarter of their mates had been rendered inhuman.

"Haha, want to run now? It's too late!"

Seeing the pirates who were locked by his eyes turn around and flee, He Dan licked the corner of his mouth a little sadistically, and chased after him with a calf.

"Smash you to death!"

Bang!Bang!

He Dan made some mistakes in judging the landing point. He failed to hit the pirate directly with his fist, but it didn't affect her to kill the pirate directly.

As the two small white fists smashed to the ground, the shock wave transformed from powerful kinetic energy directly swept away all the pirates.

They didn't shatter on the spot like other pirates who were directly punched, but they also vomited blood and internal organs after landing, obviously they couldn't survive.

This phenomenon made He Dan's eyes light up... A wrong hit, but a failed hit gave her a more efficient killing method.

But before He Dan killed more pirates in this way, she staggered suddenly, feeling as if a big sandbag had thrown the back of her head.

It didn't hurt, but it was enough to affect her balance.

He Dan was a little confused, so he turned around, and saw that the gun barrel of an active main battle tank was facing him not far away, and two other tanks were also approaching here.

What the hell? ... A group of black, poor and ugly pirates who can even snatch fish from fishing boats and have problems eating enough have tanks?

Where did they get the money?

Even if it was stolen, selling it on the black market should be better than keeping it at home, right?

It is enough for the pirates to have a ship and a gun, and the tank does not need it at all.

He Dan thought a lot in an instant, and his body movements were not slow at all.

Except for the first tank shell that caught her by surprise and made her stagger, the next few tank shells were all shot flying by her.

Soon, He Dan, who rushed in front of the first tank, flew up from the bottom, and then rushed towards the remaining two tanks without looking at them.

The kicked tank was like a goal kick by the goalkeeper in a football match, drawing a parabola in the air and falling far into the sea.

The pirate who drove the tank had no chance to escape, so he passed out in mid-air, and could only sink to the bottom of the water with the tank.

The remaining two tanks are not much better:

He Dan grabbed the barrel of the first car and lifted it up, then smashed it back and forth, left and right, and turned it into a pile of scrap iron in a few seconds.

The second tank was trampled to pieces by He Dan jumping onto the roof and jumping hard twice, like a toy car under the feet of an elephant.

Only then did the pirates realize the huge gap between themselves and He Dan—a world of difference that could not be made up by numbers and equipment.

But even so, none of the pirates gave up their resistance. Instead, they shot He Dan desperately with their weapons.

He Dan, who had gradually become proficient in combat skills, became more and more effective in killing, killing another hundred pirates in just a few breaths.

The pirate leader who called on everyone to shoot He Dan to death had red eyes and bloodshot eyes, and his voice was extremely hoarse:

"Damn Daqin demon girl! Even if we die, we must make you pay the price!"

After he finished shouting, he didn't rush forward, but retreated quickly while giving orders to the other pirates:

"You stand against her! I'm going to launch a blood sacrifice to summon Lord Hetes, and let Lord Hetes's sharp teeth tear the Daqin demon girl into pieces!"

"For Lord Hetes!" xN

The other pirates did not refuse the order, which was obviously to send them to death. Instead, they aimed at He Dan's sensitive parts even more frantically, in order to tear through her clothes and affect her actions.

He Danming knew that the pirate leader must be stopped as soon as possible, but there was no way... She couldn't bear to be naked in front of the pirates anyway.

Thinking of being seen by these black, ugly and smelly pirates, she had the urge to turn into a super nuclear bomb and destroy everything.

She had no choice but to protect her vitals with both hands, attacking only with her two beautiful black silk legs, and killed the pirates one by one by kicking them in the air or trampling them.

By the time she killed the entire island and followed the pirate leader's footsteps to a place that looked like an ancient altar in the corner of the island, it was already too late.

More than a dozen pirates, including the pirate leader, lay in a circle. Each of them was holding a sharp knife. There were long wounds on their stomachs, and their bodies were almost drained of blood.

The blood that flowed out all gathered on the ground, and was concentrated in the center of the ancient altar through a black magic style pattern.

There is a huge statue there, it is a humanoid shark, its calf is almost as tall as He Dan.

With the continuous injection of blood, there was a click, and cracks began to appear on the surface of the statue...

Chapter 22 Humanoid Shark

Boom~~boom~~.

Huchi~~huchi~~.

Roar! !

After recovering from the state of the statue, the humanoid shark panted heavily and took two heavy steps, then roared loudly at He Dan in a demonstration.

Scaring me?

He Dan raised his eyebrows, not to be outdone, and opened his small mouth with a loud voice:

"Ow~!"