The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

Xiao Jianxian muttered strangely, and first opened a program with the strangest name.

At first she was a little curious, but as she flipped through the pages, her brows wrinkled:

"What the hell... Are the people here all crazy? Either they are angry at a group of sissies who are neither male nor female, or they are saying something inexplicable...

Even I know that [Lezhilang] is just a trademark of snacks, but they are actually protesting, saying that this company is discriminating against women, and they want to change the name to [Lezhiniang]?Crazy!

What a garbage program... Uninstall Uninstall! "

After uninstalling Weibo, Xiao Jianxian swiped the screen again, and took a fancy to another software:

"What is this? The icon is so popular... Could it be a special software for girls?"

She couldn't wait to open the software, and after a few minutes of watching, she blushed and almost threw the phone out:

"This... What kind of ghost software is this! It's too shameless!... Uninstall and uninstall!"

However, Xiao Jianxian shouted to uninstall this time, but his hands did not move for a long time, and he even covered his eyes, peeking at the content on the phone through his fingers.

"Hmm... these postures... are a bit familiar. When that bastard bullied me, he seemed to have used this trick before? Could it be...she learned it all from this?

no!I need to see more of these!Master said, I need to know myself and the enemy to take him down!Since she can learn from here, then I can definitely do it too!

Compared to cultivation, I, Concubine Mu Yue, have never been afraid of anyone! "

With a legitimate reason, Little Sword Fairy soon ceased to be shy.

She changed her lying posture, sat cross-legged on the bed, held the phone in front of her body, and looked at a certain pink software as seriously as if she was referring to the secret manual of cultivating immortals.

From this point of view, more than two hours passed by in a hurry.

Just as Xiao Jianxian read it and fantasized in his mind that he would do this to her wantonly after defeating He Dan, the phone suddenly rang loudly and vibrated.

"This...is this...the legendary alarm clock?"

Xiao Jianxian was obviously taken aback, and almost cut off the phone with his sword light. He was in a hurry for a while before he figured out what was going on.

After she turned off the alarm, she saw a line of reminders pop up on the phone desktop:

[The live broadcast has started~~. 】

"live streaming?"

Little Sword Fairy recalled carefully:

"I remember... that bastard's job in Demon Slaying seems to be in charge of the live broadcast?"

The more she thought about it, the brighter her eyes became, and she quickly closed a certain pink software, and continued to search on the phone desktop.

"This... is not, this... is not, this... is this, that's right!"

When that fair and beautiful finger swipe across the screen for the third time, turning the desktop icons to the fifth page, the icon with the words "Monster Slaying" was finally found by Little Sword Immortal.

She immediately opened the software, and in the next second saw the woman who made her miss and hate so much that she gritted her teeth.

"General... dear viewers, it's time for Dandan again~~, do you miss me~~?"

This is actually a setting similar to the opening animation, which was recorded by He Dan a long time ago. She is holding up her skirt and circling while acting cute to the audience.

Every time you open the live broadcast room of Monster Slayer, this video will be played automatically.

But Little Sword Fairy obviously didn't know this, so he was immediately outraged:

"No... shameless bastard! Wearing such a short skirt and circling around... you can almost see the bottom of the skirt!

What about 'dear audience friends'... Is your 'dear' so cheap?Obviously, I should be the only one to call me! "

As Xiao Jianxian spoke, he raised the phone again, as if he wanted to smash it.

But in the end she resisted the urge, put the phone in front of her eyes again, and stared at He Dan on the screen who happened to be smiling and interacting with fans:

"Just let me take a good look at how coquettish you bastard is! Then I will keep all of this in my heart and settle the score with you in the future!... The score!"

Xiao Jianxian thought that He Dan's live broadcast would always be coquettish, but she didn't expect that she just said a few polite words, and suddenly the screen changed, and she came to a certain suburb.

"This black light is blind... What is she running around?"

Xiao Jianxian murmured in confusion, his eyes fixed on the screen.

In the video, He Dan keeps his back to the camera, doesn't speak, just keeps walking along the road.

Every time she took a step, her buttocks in the black silk black dress would sway, which was very seductive, making Xiao Jianxian's mouth dry after just looking at it for a while.

[Miss Sister started again, but I just like this! 】

【She's so understanding... It's over, my old lady is wet again. 】

【Chong rush! 】

Similar bullet screens kept floating by.

"Bastard! How dare anyone speak ill of her? I really want to kill all these shameless people!"

Xiao Jianxian roared angrily, but his face was also very red, and he couldn't help but sneakily rubbed his body twice.

Just as the atmosphere of the whole live broadcast became more and more strange, He Dan finally stopped.

At the end of the road she was walking on, an old castle suddenly appeared.

Chapter 237 Little Sword Fairy Watching Live

The architectural style of the ancient castle is completely different from that of Daqin. It is obviously from the League of Light, more like a lair of a common monster in some movies.

[Could it be... the young lady is going to broadcast live to fight vampires this time? 】

[Okay, ok, I can finally watch Miss Sister fight monsters live again! 】

Fans and viewers also sent out bullet screens to speculate.

"Vampire? It seems to be a foreign monster, right? It looks like a zombie?"

Little Sword Fairy also murmured, a trace of curiosity appeared in his eyes.

"Recently, we suddenly got a piece of information."

In the video, He Dan stepped forward again, walked towards the main entrance of the castle, and said with a smile:

"A group of low-level vampires from the Radiance Alliance successfully infiltrated into the territory of Great Qin with the help of some kind of alchemy product.

In order to let everyone better protect themselves when encountering vampires, I will do a few experiments for you tonight to see which of the rumored methods of dealing with vampires is the best. "

crunch~~.

As soon as the words fell, the gate of the ancient castle was pushed open, and a black shadow rushed towards He Dan fiercely.

"You are too arrogant, human woman! Night, but our vampire's... ouch!"

Bang!puff!

Before the black shadow could finish shouting, He Dan punched and kicked him, stepping on him.

"As we all know, vampires are very powerful nocturnal monsters. Even low-level vampires without titles have powerful strength, speed and recovery ability at night. The physical damage that ordinary people can cause, Basically no threat to vampires."

While explaining casually, He Dan stepped on the vampire's feet again:

"Of course, with my level of strength, physical damage is still very effective. Therefore, hitting with a car is a good way to protect yourself. Even if you can't kill low-level vampires, you can still make them lose their mobility for a certain period of time. ,like this."

Crunch, crunch.

He Dan's heel rubbed lightly on the vampire's arm a few times, and there was a crisp sound of bones smashing.

"It takes two or three days to scratch the skin and break the flesh, and a hundred days to break the bones. The same sentence applies to vampires. It takes several times longer to regenerate a broken bone than to heal flesh and blood."

This seemingly cruel behavior did not arouse the resentment of fans, but made some strange people more excited.

【Wow... I'm so envious of that vampire... I want to be stepped on by my young lady too!What is a mere comminuted fracture? 】

【That look of looking at trash is also awesome... oh, it's fine if the little sister scolds me again. 】

"Are these people... are they all idiots?"

Little Sword Immortal was once again very angry by the barrage.

But as a girl cultivating immortals who doesn't care about world affairs, she doesn't have so many fashionable curse words, and after thinking about it, she only thinks of the word idiot.

In fact, she had a feeling in her heart that the word "abnormal" she saw on a certain pink software before should be more appropriate here.It's a pity that she has only just come into contact with these things and doesn't quite understand them yet.

More importantly, as the barrage became more and more exaggerated, Xiao Jianxian found that he seemed to be a little strange.

The picture of He Dan abandoning her after playing was played back and forth in Little Sword Fairy's mind, unexpectedly making her body feel hot for no reason.

"Bah! This villain, what kind of magic did you use on me?"

Xiaojianxian was both ashamed and angry, with her legs tightly crossed, and she poked wildly on the phone screen with her fingers, just in time to close the barrage.

"Hey? Those shameless words can still be closed..."

Without those more and more excessive barrage harassment, Xiao Jianxian was finally able to concentrate again and continued to watch He Dan's live broadcast.

To be honest, she was quite disappointed with these vampires.

Originally, she had hoped that these vampires would cause some troubles for He Dan, so that she could gloat over his misfortune, and she could also taunt each other as much as she wanted the next time they met.

"These foreign monsters are really weak..."

Xiao Jianxian sighed like this, and was ready to focus entirely on He Dan, watching how she would flirt next time.

But at the moment when she was about to look away, relying on the intuition and sensitivity of a genius cultivator, Xiao Jianxian discovered that He Dan and the vampire were actually making eye contact!

Although the eye contact didn't even last for a second, Xiao Jianxian firmly believed that he was absolutely right.

"...Good guy, so you guys are acting!"

She immediately pointed at the screen and yelled, but found that no matter how loud she yelled, no one else could hear her.

Just when he was about to lose his temper, those strange barrages just now flashed through his mind.

That's right... The person who posted those words just now should be an audience just like me, right?

If they can speak on the screen, I should be fine!

I'm going to expose this villain so everyone knows she's a liar!

Xiao Jianxian suddenly became enthusiastic, and once again displayed her super talent. It was the first time she had been exposed to a mobile phone for less than half a day, but she had learned to post barrage during the live broadcast without a teacher.

[This woman is a liar, she is acting in partnership with those vampires! 】

After posting several messages in a row, Xiao Jianxian found that his barrage was a bit small, too inconspicuous on the screen where hundreds of barrages floated by every second.

"It should be bigger!"

She studied the operation interface of the live broadcast room again, and it didn't take long for her to find a place to set the font size and color of the barrage.

"Heh heh heh... I'm going to make you look ugly this time!"

Xiao Jianxian smiled triumphantly and pressed the send button hard.

[This woman is a liar, she is acting in partnership with those vampires! 】

This time the barrage was very conspicuous. Not only was the font thick and large, it was also bright red, and dozens of sentences were sent together, almost occupying the entire screen in an instant.

Xiao Jianxian thought that if he exposed the deception, fans would attack He Dan, but he didn't expect that he was the one being besieged.

[Who is so unruly?Bullet chat can't stop the young lady, don't you even understand this? 】

[These vampires must have been caught in advance, we have already seen it. 】

[That's right, otherwise, with Miss Sister's popularity, she would open the live broadcast and hit the door like this... The vampire is not a fool, he must have run away long ago. 】

【Self-righteous guy...】

[Could it be a bumpkin who just entered the city from some mountain and has never seen the world?Hahaha……】

"You are the buns!"

Xiao Jianxian was so angry that she immediately wanted to send a barrage to refute, but found that no matter how hard she pressed the send button, she couldn't send it successfully.

【Due to sending malicious barrage, you have been banned by the administrator, and there is one hour, 57 minutes and 32 seconds left before unblocking. 】

"……asshole!"

Xiao Jianxian finally couldn't bear it anymore, raised the phone and threw it at the wall.

But the moment she smashed it, she regretted it again, and quickly turned into a sword light, and was the first to catch it in her hand before the phone hit the wall...

"This is what Master gave me, I have to cherish it. It's definitely not because I still want to see that bad woman... Absolutely not!"