The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

Chapter 238 A certain crumb anchor played with a female vampire in public

"This is a cross. I bought it at the canteen in front of a certain school this afternoon."

After solving the vampire guarding the gate, He Dan smiled and took out a cross, and continued to walk inside the castle:

"It is said that even an ordinary cross without any energy can cause damage to vampires. Now let us see if this is true."

Gah!

As soon as he entered the castle hall, two big-breasted female vampires in low-necked maid outfits screamed and rushed towards He Dan.

Boom!puff!Snapped!

With a few simple moves, the two female vampires were defeated one after another.

One of them was seated under He Dan as a cushion, and the other was lying on the side of He Dan's lap.

"Now, let us try to see how effective this cross is~~."

He Dan completely ignored the terrified eyes of the big-breasted female vampire on her legs, and directly inserted the cross into the snow-white valley at her neckline.

puff!

The seam seemed very tight, and He Dan obviously paused when he inserted it, and he could clearly feel a little resistance when he tried to pull it out.

However, the female vampire's expression relaxed... The cross didn't hurt her, but He Dan's plugging and pulling movements tickled her very much.

However, according to the overlord clause signed by the vampires before the live broadcast, laughing during the live broadcast is very serious.

The female vampire could only bear the itch forcibly, and kept her smile in her heart. Instead, her face flushed from being suppressed, and she even looked a little painful, as if the cross had taken effect.

"Mmmmmmm..."

He Dan was also a little speechless about the result, but she reacted quickly, and immediately threw the female vampire who was about to bear it out of the camera:

"Did you all see it just now? A cross without any energy is ineffective against vampires. Remember not to be deceived by profiteers in the future."

"Cut, duplicity scoundrel."

Little Sword Fairy curled her lips in disdain:

"It's obvious that you can't let go of the chest of that foreign female monster... Are you trying to eliminate demons? I think you are just playing hooligans!"

While complaining, Little Sword Fairy held his chest with one hand, his face flushed slightly:

"But that villain seems to really like to play with these two pieces of meat... At my size, I should be more pleasing to her...?

No no no!Why should I please that bastard?I should have slapped her hard!

The next time we meet, you must wear clothes with a higher collar, so you won't show her!snort! "

Thinking wildly and muttering a few words, Xiao Jianxian looked at the phone screen again, and saw He Dan took out another spoon from nowhere, and was introducing it to everyone:

"I originally wanted to find a cross that was truly blessed by the goddess for comparison, but unfortunately that thing seems to be of great significance to the Alliance of Radiance. Those captured by the empire in the millennium bloody war were all returned in the several exchanges of prisoners after the armistice gone back.

I searched all afternoon and found this thing.Don't look at it as ordinary, it is a soup spoon that has personally received the miracle of the Goddess of Light.

With just a few gentle stirs, this spoon can turn a pot of plain water into holy water.The holy water will not only have a very fragrant and sweet taste, but also make people not feel thirsty for a week after drinking it.

Now... let's try, how does this item that has received miracles affect vampires. "

After He Dan finished speaking, he stood up, bent down, looked at the big-breasted female vampire whom she had been sitting on as a cushion for several minutes, and smiled strangely while shaking the spoon.

"No... no!"

The female vampire was obviously very afraid of the spoon, she clasped her hands tightly to her chest, even tears began to roll in her eyes:

"Please...please...don't do this...you can ask me to do anything."

That lovely and pitiful appearance immediately captured the hearts of many people.

[It's okay to be rough with male vampires, but be gentle with female vampires? 】

Soon some people posted barrage to express sympathy for the female vampire, and some people did not hide their desires at all.

[Miss, let go of that female vampire!let me!Duck! 】

"A group of idiots who have lost their minds because of their color, this is the most common deception method used by female monsters."

Xiao Jianxian pouted again, expressing disdain for He Dan's fans.

She really wanted to post a few bullet screens to show her wit, but unfortunately she is still being banned.

... Next time, just ask her for a mobile phone with higher authority.

Thinking so, Xiao Jianxian continued to watch the live broadcast.

However, her almond-eyed eyes widened quickly, and the more she looked at it, the more angry she became, and she almost threw the phone out again.

Because faced with such a simple method of charm, He Dan was actually tricked.

She really put away the spoon, licked the corners of her mouth, and gave the female vampire a smirk:

"You can do anything? This is what you said~~."

"Hey~~!"

The live broadcast camera flickered suddenly, and the screen moved away from the female vampire, and He Dan could only be seen from the front obliquely below.

The audience couldn't see what He Dan was doing, but could only see that she was using both hands at the same time, as if vigorously rubbing something under the camera.

He Dan obviously had a great time playing, not only the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, but her own breathing was a little short, and the two big mountains under the black uniform even rose and fell together.

The female vampire was even more unbearable, her cry was more coquettish than her cry.If someone watched the live broadcast with the sound blown out in a public place, they would definitely die on the spot.

[Fuck shit!Miss sister, you are too bad, it’s fine if you have this kind of fun to eat alone, why don’t you show us how cool it is?I protest!Pull the lens down a little bit! 】

[If the camera is really pulled down, the young lady's live broadcasting career will be over, right?Having sex in public is illegal in our Great Qin Empire. 】

[Sexy love is only between people, and female vampires are not human, so it should be fine, right? 】

While the fans were talking about it with bullet screens, He Dan turned the camera around and took another shot of the female vampire who was being bullied by her.

The female vampire's clothes were obviously a lot messier, and the bow under the neckline was directly ripped off.

The female vampire's face was also extremely red, and her watery eyes were full of resentment.

But He Dan showed no pity for her, grabbed her body and turned it upside down, so that the female vampire's posture became lying on her stomach with her buttocks raised high.

"Now... is the time to verify the miracle."

He Dan took out the spoon again, lifted up the female vampire's skirt amidst the screams, and beat the peach-petal-shaped snow white with the spoon.

Papa~~Zila~~

"Ah!!~~."

After a sound like frying meat in a frying pan, the female vampire immediately screamed, and two spoon-shaped scars appeared on her buttocks.

Fortunately, the spoon was not in contact for a long time. Although the female vampire was in pain, she was not in danger of life, but the crying tone was even more resentful:

"You...you lied to me...you said you shouldn't do this... woo woo woo."

Chapter 239 I Can Dance Swords Too!

"Cheat you? How did I lie to you? I never promised you to give up the experiment. You misunderstood me, and it has nothing to do with me."

He Dan casually stood up again, and shook the spoon in front of the camera twice:

"Facts have proved that the Goddess of Light is still very powerful. The props that have received her miracles have obvious effects on vampires, and even just taking them out has a strong deterrent effect.

If your ancestors participated in the Millennium Blood War and were lucky enough to snatch some spoils from the army of the Alliance of Radiance... then congratulations, you don't have to be afraid of vampires at all. "

After He Dan finished speaking, he put away the spoon and continued walking towards the interior of the castle. The female vampire who was hit twice by the spoon could only hold her butt in aggrieved way, and went to find the sister who was just thrown out of the camera by He Dan.

Beautiful creatures always attract pity, and many fans complained about the two beautiful big-breasted female vampires in the barrage.

[Miss Sister is so disgusting...such a beautiful vampire girl, she throws it away after use. 】

[That's right... I heard that it would be very comfortable to be sucked by a vampire. If it is a beautiful vampire with the same appearance just now, it seems that it is not impossible to let her bite twice...]

[Speaking of the trophies of the Alliance of Radiance... My family seems to have a shield. I heard that my grandfather's grandfather snatched it from the Paladin. I wonder if it is useful?If it's useful...hehe, can I knock a beautiful female vampire and bring her home? 】

He Dan only took a glance at these barrages, and stopped paying attention. He continued to walk in a rhythmic pace, twisting his buttocks and walking deep into the castle.

No other enemies were encountered on the entire first floor, until after passing the stairs to the corridor on the second floor, there was a tall figure standing in the distance.

This is a male vampire with the appearance of an uncle. He looks much older than the previous ones. He is not as evil as them, but he has a resolute and mature charm.

He was dressed like a butler in a white shirt and black trousers, holding a polearm that looked a bit like a spear and a bit like a halberd.

Seeing He Dan, the uncle vampire waved his weapon two times in a cool manner, and laid it in front of him:

"You... Can you live with me?"

Seeing this, He Dan raised his eyebrows, and casually took out a long sword from the storage space under his skirt, danced a few beautiful sword flowers and pointed forward:

"I want to try."

"……drink!"

"what!"

After that, the two soon fought together, and they started fighting with ping-pong-pong.

This time He Dan deliberately suppressed his strength and speed, and fought back and forth with the uncle vampire.

"This...isn't this my swordsmanship!?"

Xiao Jianxian saw the moves He Dan was using at a glance, and couldn't help being a little happy:

"She was able to memorize the action after only watching it a few times...Although it's just a show, it should be proof that she values ​​me?...No, that's not right!"

Soon, Little Sword Fairy's eyes widened, from being happy to angry:

"What kind of action is this? Did you do it on purpose? How can you puff your chest and twist your butt before slashing and thrusting? What do you think of my swordsmanship? Shameless! Shameless!"

"But..."

Cursing and cursing, Little Sword Fairy held his chin with one hand again, and love appeared in his eyes:

"My sword move has been changed by her...it seems to be pretty good..."

Even a connoisseur like Little Sword Fairy thinks it is so good-looking, and of course fans who are layman are even more so.

[Wow, when did Miss Sister know how to use a sword?This sword dance is so beautiful...]

[That's right, the old lady who looked at it is wet again...Miss!Stab me with the hilt of your sword! 】

[?There is something wrong with you upstairs... If you really want to be dissatisfied, how about I come to satisfy you? 】

【roll! 】

He Dan didn't hold back until he finished the set of actions he had honed his gun in the afternoon and showed off his wonderful figure in the camera to his heart's content. He Dan didn't hold back any more, and with one blow, he flew the uncle vampire's long-handled weapon, and used his sword to kill him. There were several wounds on his body.

Although the long sword in He Dan's hand is not a magic weapon of flying swords, it is obviously forged from fine steel and looks quite sharp.

Coupled with He Dan's own strength and speed, this kind of slash should be able to cut iron like mud.

However, the vampire's wound was not deep, and he was still healing himself at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Did you see it? Ordinary swords, no matter how sharp they are, are not effective against vampires. If you want to harm them, you must use special weapons."

After He Dan finished speaking, he danced a few more beautifully with his sword, and then put away his long sword, and took out a dagger no more than twenty centimeters long from under his skirt.

The appearance of the dagger is very delicate, it is more like an ornament than a weapon.

However, it was this decorative dagger that successfully defeated the uncle vampire and firmly nailed him to the wall by piercing his shoulder.

This time, the uncle's vampire's wounds did not heal quickly. Instead, his face was as pale as paper, and he seemed to be getting weaker and weaker.

"Sure enough, silver weapons can easily break the defenses of vampires and prevent them from healing themselves. There is no problem with this legend."

He Dan explained with a smile, and at the same time gave a few close-ups of the uncle vampire nailed to the wall, then took back the silver dagger and continued to walk into the castle.

After defeating the 'guard', 'maid' and 'butler' one after another, she finally met the owner of the castle in the central master bedroom on the second floor of the castle.

This is a gorgeously dressed young vampire who is being chained in the air at the moment. When he sees He Dan, he grins ferociously and speaks obscenities.

Unlike the previous vampires who had a good attitude after being arrested and had signed a contract, and were going to use live performances to atone for their sins and win leniency, this last vampire was a diehard.

During the interrogation, he kept yelling and shouting that he was extremely arrogant, claiming to be a noble blood race, and regarded all human beings as bread.

For such hopeless non-cooperators, Demon Slayer will certainly not be merciful.