The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

"not good!"

He Dan retorted loudly a little angrily.

In her previous life, she chose to be single because she hated more and more girls like this. Now that she is a girl, she must not be like those women!

"The woman you're talking about is the so-called green tea, Miss Yin? I don't want to be green tea!"

"Green tea, no no no~~..."

Sister Yin waved her hands disdainfully, and even laughed out loud:

"Only green tea that has been exposed is called green tea! If you are skilled enough, others will only see your pure side forever, which has nothing to do with green tea. How can it be called green tea?"

"Then what should it be called?" He Dan was a little curious.

"Clean tea."

The corner of Sister Yin's lips raised:

"Although the essence is still green, it will always be clear in the eyes of others! Only the top green tea leaves and the sweetest mountain spring can make real clear tea!"

"Uh……"

He Dan, who obviously didn't expect to be able to connect with making tea as a human being, was speechless.

She thought about it, and felt that although what Sister Yin said was quite reasonable, her aversion to the green tea behavior still made her choose to say no.

"Okay, okay~~."

Seeing this, Sister Yin just sighed, without forcing:

"After all, Dandan, you used to be a boy, and it's normal not to wink at men. But if you really encounter an enemy that you can't win for the time being, you might as well try seduction.

Beauty... is a woman's most powerful weapon!

When Dandan you can fully realize this, you will be a real girl. "

"Then I'd rather just be a half-baked girl for the rest of my life!"

He Danjiao snorted, then smiled again:

"But if you meet a beautiful sister who you can't beat, it's not impossible to try sex..."

. . . . .

Although Sister Yin picked on He Dan a lot of faults, the demon slayer spoke highly of her mission results.

The official entry procedures were quickly completed, and He Dan became a member of the Demon Slayer battle team the day after he returned to Daqin Zhongyuan County.

There is a new member joining, and she is still a pretty girl.

Although this girl is a monk halfway, as long as she is beautiful enough, there is no problem.

Because they often have to fight all kinds of monsters and ghosts on the front line, the members of the combat team of the Demon Slayer Division in Zhongyuan County are almost all men, and the lovely ladies and sisters basically work as civilians in the logistics.

It's not that there are no female combat team members, but...

The rectangular face is barely acceptable, but with a King Kong-level figure similar to that of a female orangutan, few normal men can bear it.

Now that He Dan is here, these single dogs can be very happy.

Even though they all knew that He Dan was also a boy in the past, they still couldn't help thinking about it.

What if... What if He Dan is really willing to make his brother happy first, like some jokes?That's the figure and appearance of the super popular Two-dimensional character, no matter how you think about it, it's a bloody profit!

So at the welcome banquet on the evening of the first day of employment, He Dan felt the extraordinary enthusiasm of his colleagues.

They don't know how to attack real girls, can they please an otaku?

In the name of a meeting gift, various books, physical novels, figures, portable game consoles and other things quickly piled up in front of He Dan, which made her a little at a loss.

refuse...

This is all the wishes of colleagues, and there are many things that He Dan really likes.

accept it...

These single dogs are obviously greedy for their bodies. Once they accept the gift, it is equivalent to giving them a chance by default, and it will be even more troublesome in the future.

"Tsk, look at the worthless looks of you guys, isn't it embarrassing?"

Just at this moment, a frivolous and disdainful voice appeared:

"Rabbits know not to eat grass by the side of their nests. Look at all of you so-called elite demon slayers of the Great Qin Dynasty. What do you look like?"

The crowd around He Dan was quickly pushed away, and a naughty young man appeared in front of He Dan with a rose in his mouth and a ribbon gift box in his hand.

He first touched his shoulder with one hand, which seemed very gentlemanly, and bowed slightly, before offering the roses and the gift box with both hands:

"I'm sorry, little sister He Dan, my incompetent subordinates surprised you.

Let me introduce myself first, I am Feng Shao, and I am the leader of the battle team of the Demon Slayer Division in Zhongyuan County.I happened to be on a mission during the day, and I rushed back immediately after hearing that you, Miss He Dan, had joined the job.

Six months ago, little sister He Dan, you were attacked by a material elimination missile. It was I who rushed to rescue the half of your body that was still barely alive after receiving the distress call.

Whether you want to repay your favor, make friends, or even simply relax, you can choose me as a priority, how about it?

Pearls and jade reflect beauties, and flowers are sent to girls.

A small gift is not a respect, and I hope Miss He Dan must accept it! "

"..."

The whole box fell into silence for a moment.

It was the first time He Dan met such a shameless man.

The other colleagues in the combat team also looked speechless, unable to bear to look directly at them, feeling ashamed that their team leader was so virtuous.

"Slag! You stinky shameless!"

Breaking the eerie silence was a strong man with glasses. He was also the deputy leader of the combat team. He was the one who brought He Dan to familiarize himself with the working environment during the day.

He Dan has a good impression of him, and he still remembers his name: Ge Xu.

After Ge Xu roared, he punched Feng Shao mercilessly:

"You damn slutty playboy! Not only have you harmed so many ignorant girls, but you have also tricked Xiaoru into your hands!

As a result, you were still swearing each other to Xiaoru on the phone yesterday, and you came to flirt with little sister He Dan again today?

Will your conscience not ache?I'm going to beat you up today, you demon slaying scum!The face of our Demon Slaying Division Battle Team in Zhongyuan County has been completely humiliated by you, the scumbag team leader! "

Chapter 28 Gifts

Ge Xu's fighting style is similar to He Dan's, both of which are powerful melee attacks.

What he practiced was a kind of body-refining fairy method. When he performed the kung fu, the surface of the skin would have a golden light, a bit like the Arhat warrior in Buddhist legends.

Feng Shao's fighting style is light and flexible, erratic like a truly free wind.

He is a very powerful wind master. He invented the Little Wind Orb, which is highly praised by female members in the entire Daqin Monster Slaying Division battle group, and it has brought him a lot of love. It is a life that exists like a male public enemy. winner.

Ge Xu and Feng Shao fought and dodged for more than ten rounds in the box in the blink of an eye.

The Qi and spiritual power of the two kept surging, but they didn't even break a teacup in the box, and the waiter outside the door didn't notice it at all.

This exquisite control made He Dan amazed, and her originally inflated mentality immediately calmed down.

[There are people beyond people and there is heaven beyond heaven] This sentence is indeed true.

Not to mention, if Feng Shao and Ge Xu, the principal and deputy team leaders, fight against He Dan, even if they lose due to the huge gap in strength, they can still make her miserable by relying on their skills. .

This battle was mostly a joke, and some two team leaders wanted to show their tacit understanding of strength in front of the new powerful team members.

Seeing that the goal has basically been achieved, they quickly stopped.

With Ge Xu, the deputy team leader, taking the lead, other members of the combat team quickly joined in to denounce Feng Shao, the scumbag leader who made them envy and hate.

In addition to his three-digit love experience, some dark history from many years ago was also mercilessly exposed.

When I was a child, I hung myself on the wall with a rope to peek at the big sister next door taking a shower...

What kind of fashion ghost went to the girls' dormitory to steal original stockings and underwear, but was treated as a real ghost and reported to the monster killer to catch him on the spot...

Wait, wait, all kinds of funny embarrassing things quickly made He Dan giggle, and the slightly awkward atmosphere just now was swept away.

"You bastards! Isn't it just to prevent me from having a good impression in front of little sister He Dan? As for finding out all the old sesame seeds and rotten millet?"

Feng Shao laughed and scolded his subordinates:

"As the team leader, why don't you talk about my brilliance and martial arts that I have commanded properly many times? And my chic and handsome appearance when I was a hero saving the beauty many times... You should tell little sister He Dan more about these things!"

"Bah, you stinky shameless! Believe it or not, I'll call Xiaoru right now and ask her to punish you for your scumbag behavior?"

Ge Xu went back without showing any weakness, and the other team members also chattered, and the whole box was filled with a happy atmosphere.

With Feng Shao as the target of hatred, the welcome banquet finally started normally, and everyone sat down to eat and drink while talking and laughing.

The single dogs were all a little bit up front for a while, but now that I think about it, the behavior of everyone surrounding He Dan in the beginning to gain favor is really very embarrassing.

So they toasted to He Dan again to apologize, saying that those gifts were just a little affection from the seniors for the new couple, and they had absolutely no other intentions, so please accept it with confidence.

"Don't worry about accepting it. Giving gifts to newcomers together is a traditional item of the demon slaying division. You don't need to think too much about it, little sister He Dan."

Even Feng Shao put away his frivolous attitude and looked a lot more serious.

He put away the roses again, and only pushed the ribbon gift box in front of He Dan:

"I used to be quite carefree, but since I got Xiaoru, I'm still very disciplined.

I was just joking with you, little sister He Dan, I won’t give you roses, which can only be used to send girlfriends, I can’t bear to make Xiaoru angry...

But this gift is really for you, Miss He Dan. I didn't come to work in the group all day just to prepare for this. "

"It turns out that you, the team leader, made a special trip to prepare gifts for me during the day?"

He Dan took the ribbon gift box with some curiosity, and played with it twice in his hand.

The gift box is very light, and the gift inside should not be too big... Probably some kind of small jewelry?

"Can I take it apart now, Team Leader?"

"of course can."

Feng Shao smiled and nodded:

"This thing is actually not expensive, and the production process is not too difficult. It's just a bit troublesome to find materials that can be used by you for a long time, Miss He Dan, which made me run for a day... I hope you like it."

"This is... an earring?"

He Dan quickly opened the gift box and took out the gift.

The earrings are only the size of a shirt button, but they are exquisitely crafted, and the textures and patterns on the surface are very orthodox Daqin classical style.

The material is neither gold nor jade, and it is extremely cool to touch. You can also feel an obvious special airflow around the body, filtering the impurities in the air and making your breath extremely fresh.

"This earring... has the function of a small wind bead, or even stronger?"

He Dan said in surprise.

"That's right, this is my gift to Miss He Dan, how about it?"

Feng Shao shook his head very proudly:

"Little sister He Dan, you are so beautiful, you must be very concerned about your own image. However, the power in your body is extremely strong, and your fighting style is also unparalleled.

Ordinary small wind beads won't last long before they will be shattered by the aftermath of your battle. I ran several places today just to find high-quality materials that can withstand your strength.

Fortunately, I once rescued a lady from a jewelry store and had a relationship with her for two weeks, and finally found this special earring as raw material from her.

Although the eldest lady knocked me a lot of money out of love and hatred because she was dumped by me, as long as you like Miss He Dan, it's not a loss. "

"This……"

He Dan was a little confused.

She likes this earring very much, but she is afraid that Feng Shao has other thoughts about her.

Although Feng Shao himself said that he has become a prodigal son and will be loyal to his current girlfriend when he turns around, but how much can you trust the promise of a bad guy?

It's not impossible to accept the gift and then let Feng Shao talk to Feng Shao, but this kind of behavior is a bit suspicious of green tea, which He Dan doesn't like.

After thinking about it, He Dan still decided to speak clearly:

"Sorry, Captain.