The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

I like your gift very much, but it is too expensive.

You also know that I used to be a boy, so I have no intention of dating a boy.

If you, the team leader, become like me, maybe I can still consider it.

But now... Leader, you are a good person! "

"Pfft...hahahahaha!"

The others couldn't help laughing very quickly, and mocked Feng Shao one after another, saying that he also has today, and that he was directly issued a card by a beautiful girl not long after they met.

But Feng Shao himself didn't care much, he smiled and waved his hands:

"Little sister He Dan, you can accept it at ease, I really have no other intentions...

If you are really sorry, then you owe me a favor, how about it? "

Chapter 29

"It's… okay."

He Dan finally accepted the earrings, she really liked this gift.

However, in order to prevent Feng Shao from setting him off, He Dan added another sentence:

"I owe you a favor, team leader. If there is anything that requires me to provide combat support, I will definitely not refuse."

The implication is that she will only provide combat support, and it is impossible to sell her appearance.

"Haha, Miss He Dan, you are really cautious."

Feng Shao just laughed twice, and didn't say much.

The welcome banquet of the Demon Slaying Team in Zhongyuan County finally officially started. The team members who knew He Dan's preferences in advance ordered a table full of seafood.

After eating and drinking well, and returning home to take a shower, He Dan couldn't wait to put on the earrings and look at himself in the mirror.

Then she discovered a rather serious problem: she didn't have pierced ears!

Ordinary people don't have pierced ears, but with He Dan's physical strength and recovery speed, it will be very difficult to have pierced ears in his entire life.

What should I do?

I wanted to call Feng Shao to ask Feng Shao, but I was afraid that it would affect his night life with his girlfriend.

He Dan didn't have the patience to wait until tomorrow when he went to work.

In desperation, she had no choice but to ask Sister Yin with a mentality of giving it a try, but she was immediately ridiculed by Sister Yin dotingly.

"You little idiot~~."

Sister Yin smiled and poked He Dan's forehead lightly with her index finger:

"Haven't you ever eaten pork and seen pigs run away? Unlike the little wind bead before, this earring can already be regarded as a magic weapon of the fairy family... although it is only the most common magic weapon.

Immortal cultivators don't need me to teach how to use magic weapons, do they?It has been written in so many novels, and it is not groundless. "

"Recognize the master with blood!"

Only then did He Dan suddenly realize, and immediately bit his fingertips, dripping a drop of blood on the earring.

The earring quickly turned into a green light and shot into He Dan's body, and appeared under the delicate white left ear following her thoughts.

"Hehehe~~, as expected of me, you look good in anything you wear~~."

He Dan looked at the mirror happily, and spun around twice, scratching his head and making a pose. It was so beautiful:

"Mirror, mirror, tell me... Am I the most beautiful woman in the world?"

Ordinary floor-to-ceiling mirrors certainly wouldn't answer, but Sister Yin couldn't bear He Dan's appearance, she pulled He Dan's face in feigned anger:

"Okay, don't be ugly, go to bed! Don't forget that tomorrow is your first day at work!"

"Oh~~."

He Dan pouted, then reluctantly walked towards his room, and when he was still going out, he cast a wink at the mirror:

"Wum...I'm so pretty."

The night passed by in his sleep, and He Dan was soon woken up by the morning alarm clock.

She really wanted to grab the alarm clock that disturbed her dream, but she suddenly regained consciousness after reaching out her hand, and stopped the movement in mid-air.

Sister Yin had three chapters with her as early as the training period:

It doesn't matter if you accidentally break the furniture, just ask the [Tinker] to come over and fix it.

But if it was found to be intentional sabotage, He Dan had to obediently lie on the table with his butt up and wait for the beating.

With nearly a thousand years of life experience and the body of an ingenious doll, Sister Yin is very skilled.

He Dan had tried several times out of excessive curiosity, but every time she thought she was safe, she was immediately discovered by Yinjie.

Of course, the end result is the sound of being spanked, and the echo can even be heard in the empty valley.

Now He Dan almost has a conditioned reflex, whenever she can't control her temper and wants to smash something, she will feel a chill in her buttocks, but her whole body will feel hot with embarrassment.

Washing, dressing, and grooming... Although He Dan doesn't need makeup at all because of her beauty, she can't miss other necessary procedures.

The life of a boy who can go out with a set of clothes and wipe his face has completely bid farewell to her, and now she wants to be a qualified and beautiful girl.

After nearly half an hour to complete the process, Sister Yin's breakfast is ready.

Two small fish and a bowl of chicken soup, small but very delicious, perfect for an existence like them that does not need to eat but maintains human habits.

After enjoying a delicious breakfast, He Dan is ready to go out:

"Then, I'll go to work now, Sister Yin, goodbye~~."

"Well, be careful on the road."

Sister Yin also smiled and waved:

"Pay attention to controlling your strength, don't break other people's things. You must go home quickly after get off work, and you are not allowed to follow your scumbag team leader to dubious places, understand?"

"Know~~dao~~la~~."

He Dan jumped with a long tail, and appeared several kilometers away in a few breaths.

With this method of movement, the distance of hundreds of kilometers between the valley where Sister Yin lives and the headquarters of the Demon Slayer in Zhongyuan County only takes less than 10 minutes for He Dan.

That's why she rejected the staff dormitory arranged by Monster Slayer, and chose to continue living with Sister Yin.

After officially starting to work, He Dan discovered that the work of the combat team was far more leisurely than imagined, and she spent almost all of the first day in a daze of boredom.

In the evening, she complained a little bit, but was taught a lesson by Miss Yin:

"I don't even think about the nature of your work... Leisure is a good thing. This shows that our Great Qin Empire is prosperous and the world is peaceful! Don't you really want someone to make trouble every day?"

"Of course not... It's just that sitting is boring~~."

He Dan pouted aggrievedly:

"Other colleagues can go to the training ground to exercise their muscles and bones, but within 3 minutes after I entered, the training ground was shut down urgently and entered a state of maintenance. I was so scared that I never dared to go again."

"It's so boring to go to work...then you can do this!"

Sister Yin put her mouth next to He Dan's ear and muttered a few words in a low voice.

"Hey, is that okay?"

He Dan's eyes lit up, and he was eager to try:

"But if the leader finds out about this, won't you be criticized?"

"It's just a few words of preaching at most, it's no big deal."

Sister Yin waved her hand indifferently, and said with a smile:

"Also...it's also a kind of exercise for you to find a way not to be discovered by the leader."

So when He Dan officially went to work the next day, he carried a lot of snacks and a handheld game console in his bag.

She was caught stealing snacks and playing games several times, but neither the team leader Feng Shao nor the deputy team leader Ge Xu taught her a lot of fishing skills, and told her to be careful of Lao Kuan That's fine.

That uncle is very talkative in private, but he is a bit stern in business.

Even if He Dan is backed by Sister Yin, he will definitely be punished for stealing games at work.

This kind of work and life where you can fish as much as you want lasted for a full week, and He Dan finally ushered in her first task after officially joining the demon division.

Chapter 30

This morning, He Dan finished clocking in 5 minutes before he was late as before, and was going to sit in the office to start a new day of fishing life.

However, just as she walked to the door of the office, she heard laughter from inside.

"What's the matter with you two? It was too dark to see clearly on the way home last night, so you planned to be a light bulb to bring light to everyone?"

"Or you secretly changed careers and became programmers, staying up all night and working overtime every day... No, most programmers are bald, and you have no hair!"

"...I actually think that they both wanted to rob the teacher with a certain Taoist priest, and that's why they all turned into bald donkeys overnight!"

"Ha ha ha ha……!"

"What are you laughing at? Everyone is so happy...Pfft!"

He Dan just wanted to say hello after pushing the door open, but couldn't help laughing coquettishly when he saw the two people in the middle of the office.

The beauty's ridicule is much more lethal than the men, and the two people surrounded in the middle couldn't help becoming angry anymore:

"What are you laughing at! Everyone's level is about the same. If you were to have your head shaved, it's just that we were unlucky and happened to be assigned to that task!"

"Okay, don't be angry."

Seeing that the crowd's ridicule was indeed too much, and the two team leaders were nowhere to be seen, He Dan stretched out his hand to touch the two bald heads one by one under the envious eyes of the crowd.

"what?"

This touch made her startled and said:

"Your end...is so smooth, slippery, and cool. It feels like marble. Have you practiced any special skills?"

The two people who had their heads shaved were a little depressed when they heard the words, and they all lowered their heads:

"No, this should be some kind of special curse...

We were all teased by the enemy, and we lost face as a demon slayer, so ashamed. "

"what is the problem?"

He Dan hurriedly asked, and others also expressed their curiosity.

In fact, they had only arrived not long ago, and they were only focused on making jokes, and hadn't asked the cause and effect yet.

"us……"

"Are you all here? That's just right..."

Just as one of the bald men wanted to speak, the team leader Feng Shao pushed the door open and entered.

He first pointed to the two bald heads and He Dan, and then pointed to a young man with glasses who looked weak and full of scholarly atmosphere:

"You guys come with me. Captain Kuan has been alarmed by what happened last night. He wants to interrogate himself."

After getting serious, Feng Shao still has the temperament of a team leader. Although everyone was curious, no one made a sound, and watched the few people who had been named leave one by one.

Lao Kuan's office is not far from the combat team. The decoration is simple but full of majesty. It is a bit like the courtroom where officials tried cases in ancient costume dramas in He Dan's previous life, but it is not so big.

"Captain Kuan, they are here."

"I've seen Lord Captain!"

"Hello Uncle Kuan~~."

After greeting each other according to their respective styles, they consciously stood on both sides, waiting for Lao Kuan to give priority to processing the documents at hand.

Lao Kuan lay on the table and brushed and wrote for about half a minute, then closed the pen and put it aside, raised his head with a serious expression:

"They're all here? Let's talk about the situation first. What happened last night?"

The two bald heads looked at each other, and in the end the one with a slightly lower character stepped forward and spoke with shame on his face:

"Brother Xu and I were on shift at the emergency post yesterday, and the whole day was fairly peaceful.