The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

He Dan, who finally won, was very happy, and she walked up to the white mist girl proudly:

"You old antique from thousands of years ago, have you ever heard of nuclear fusion?"

"He...Jubian? What is that?"

The white mist girl really looked puzzled.

"Hmm~~."

He Dan was even more proud, so he raised his right hand and pointed at the noon sun hanging high in the sky:

"Did you see it? That's also the power of nuclear fusion! What's so great about a thousand years of spiritual power? Could it be stronger than the sun?"

"So... I lost to a little humanoid sun..."

The white mist girl smiled sadly, her spiritual power could no longer maintain her body, she turned into a white mist and then swished into the ruins.

Chapter 36 It's a pleasure to smash people for a while, after smashing...

"I knew it was you...!"

He Dan was in a better mood, humming a little song and twisting his buttocks, walked to the middle of the ruins, raised his black silk legs and pushed away some piles of rubble, and found the body of the white mist girl.

It was the painting that she felt very strange at first sight yesterday.

At this time, compared to a painting, it is more like a paper display screen framed by a gold frame. The girl in the white mist is showing her teeth and claws at He Dan in the painting, and she still looks very unconvinced.

"Humph~~!"

He Dan held the painting in his hand, and flicked the girl in the painting:

"Demon girl! Obediently follow me back to Kill the Demon Master to accept the trial, wow~~"

"I'm sorry, little sister He Dan."

Feng Shao came to the scene when He Dan was proud of himself, and his face was quite serious:

"As the leader of the combat team, I officially inform you that you are going to be locked up!"

"Hey!?"

He Dan's smile froze:

"Why? I caught such a powerful prisoner, shouldn't I be praised? Captain Feng, did you make a mistake?"

"...you should look around first."

Feng Shao pointed at the surrounding ruins with a sullen face:

"The prisoner you caught was at best shaved and threatened. Whether it is a crime or a prank is debatable, but you...

You create a localized earthquake and completely destroy several neighborhoods, causing at least billions in all kinds of economic damage!

You should be thankful that there are no casualties, otherwise you might be the one who will be interrogated! "

"Ha ha ha ha……!"

The girl in the painting suddenly lost her anger and gloated:

"Female orangutan, you deserve it! Didn't you just cut off a few broken hairs of yours? It's like going crazy and insisting on trouble with me... Now the retribution has come? Slightly slightly~~."

"you……!"

This time it was He Dan's turn to grit his teeth.

She first gave the girl in the painting a hard look, and then looked at Feng Shao pleadingly, and her voice was deliberately softened a lot:

"I know I'm wrong... It's okay to be locked up and punished, but can you let me participate in the interrogation before execution? After all, this is my first official case, and I want to follow to the end~~."

"Hey? You're so shameless, you still know how to do this?"

The girl in the painting immediately expressed contempt for He Dan.

But Feng Shao still ate this set, he immediately patted his chest and replied:

"Little sister He Dan, what you said is also reasonable...so let's do this, you and Xiao Li will take the suspect back to the group for interrogation first, and ask what is going on. If there is any pressure from Captain Kuan , I will help you to bear it first!"

"Thank you, Captain Feng!"

Only then did He Dan smile again, and looked at the girl in the painting provocatively, before he and Xiao Li went back to the headquarters of the Demon Slayer in Zhongyuan County.

Although Feng Shao said that he would help withstand the pressure, He Dan was still not at ease with him, so he called Sister Yin again while Xiao Li was driving, and his voice was even louder:

"Sister Yin~~, I accidentally got into trouble this time, you must save me..."

After returning to the headquarters of the Monster Slaying Division, He Dan couldn't wait to call two colleagues who were usually in charge of interrogation, and began to interrogate the girl in the painting.

She wanted to force the other party to come out for trial, but the girl in the painting bit her to death and exhausted her spiritual power, unable to maintain her physical incarnation.

He Dan was not discouraged either. Seeing that the girl in the painting refused to come out, he put the painting on the interrogation chair in the interrogation room, and even found a hemp rope to tie it up.

The other two interrogators were very speechless at this idiot-like behavior, but they didn't object to seeing the beautiful colleague seemed happy.

"Stupid female orangutan~~, you are so stupid!"

Only the girl in the painting expresses her dislike for He Dan, but He Dan doesn't care.

She glanced at the two colleagues first, and seeing that they had no objection, she pretended to open a small notebook and picked up a pen:

"Name?"

"do not know!"

The girl in the painting raised her head with disdain.

"Oh~~, so you don't know~~."

He Dan smiled and wrote down the three words "I don't know" in the "Name" column, and deliberately picked it up to show the girl in the picture a glance, before continuing to ask with a straight face:

"gender?"

"Are you blind?"

The girl in the painting is even more disdainful:

"Have you ever seen a man in a skirt?"

"Of course I have."

But He Dan nodded immediately, leaving the girl in the painting dumbfounded.

"Why, don't believe it?"

He Dan chuckled, revealing a malicious smile:

"Times have changed, I don't know Miss... There are so many fake mothers in today's society, and it is impossible to judge a person's gender without taking off their clothes... Sometimes it is even impossible to judge without taking off their clothes.

So dear Miss I don't know, to prove that you are a legal woman, how about taking off your skirt now and letting me take a good look at it? "

"you……!"

The girl in the painting blushed again from anger:

"You female orangutan is really a pervert! A pervert, a pervert!"

"stop!"

He Dan's two colleagues finally couldn't see it, and deprived her of the right to continue the interrogation, and let her obediently take charge of the records.

Professionals are very skilled in questioning, and they will not turn the questioning into a quarrel like He Dan. They quickly solved the biggest misunderstanding between the two sides.

"It turns out that you are official servants, not the lackeys that scoundrel Tang Honghui hired with money?"

The girl in the painting suddenly realized and was very puzzled:

"But since you are officials, you should go and catch that scoundrel Tang Honghui. Why do you always have trouble with me? And you let such a fierce female orangutan out?"

"Don't call me mother orangutan! She's not that ugly!"

He Dan stood up and wanted to quarrel, but quickly sat back with his lips pouted in the eyes of the two colleagues looking sideways.

The two interrogators were not in a hurry to explain the relevant laws and regulations to the girl in the painting, but took Tang Honghui as a villain as a starting point and asked about the girl's origin in the painting.

Why is she at Tang Honghui's house?And why did she say Tang Honghui was a villain?

"My background..."

A trace of confusion and sadness flashed in the eyes of the girl in the painting:

"Actually, I didn't lie just now... I really don't have a name.

The concept of self first existed about 1000 years ago.At that time, I was put in a very dark big room for a long time.

Until one night, a masked guy in black slipped in and stole many companions, including me, out.

He sent me to a place called an auction, which put me in contact with a lot of different people.

In the hundreds of years since then, I have been changed hands many times as a work of art, until I was bought by Tang Honghui at a high price half a year ago and hung in his living room. "

"Could it be that after so many years, no one has discovered that you are actually a monster?" He Dan expressed disbelief.

Chapter 37

"How could it not? When I was full of curiosity at the beginning, I also took the initiative to contact those humans who bought me back."

The white mist girl shrugged in the painting, her tone somewhat sad:

"But most of them were afraid of me. Some of them put me out immediately, and some even threw me out...

The few who are not afraid of me and are willing to be friends with me, in the end, all... Hey, your human life is too short and fragile.

After a few times, I became a little disheartened and began to pretend that I was really a painting, hanging on various walls and observing the world silently, until now. "

"Your ability to fool any prop detection is also practiced in this way?"

Thinking that Xiao Li had used several methods to check and found nothing abnormal, He Dan couldn't help asking again.

"Of course... this trick is still very powerful, isn't it?"

Speaking of her pride, the girl's voice in the painting became cheerful again:

"Actually, when I met you for the first time yesterday afternoon, I was a little panicked. I thought I was going to be discovered by you. Fortunately, you were only fooled by your intuition, and you were not sure at all. Although the props in the little brother's hand There are quite a lot of tricks, but I have basically seen similar ones before, and it is very easy to deal with."

"Hmph, after all, it's just a trick~~."

He Dan would never admit that the girl in the painting has great camouflage skills...

At the very least, I will never admit it personally.She said and shook her fist:

"No matter how well you pretend, you still won't be brought down by me in the end? The spiritual power you have accumulated for nearly a thousand years is nothing more than that~~."

"...You are a savage and perverted female orangutan! Such a beautiful skin is for nothing!"

The girl in the painting is very angry with He Dan and doesn't know what to say, so she just keeps spraying her.

"You still dare to scold me!?"

He Dan also lost his temper:

"Believe it or not, I'm going to burn the torn paper on your body right now?"

"Stop!" x2

"...huh!" x2

The other two members of Demon Slayer had to intervene again, brought the interrogation back on track, and began to interrogate the girl in the painting's motives... that is why she thought Tang Honghui was a bad guy.

"That man is old and perverted, just as perverted as that... that woman over there!"

When mentioning her current owner, the girl in the painting immediately expressed disgust:

"I have seen a lot of rich people who like to play with beautiful maids at home, but this is the first time I have seen a pervert like Tang Honghui who likes to play with hair...

Several maids were actually unwilling, but they couldn't resist Tang Honghui's coercion and temptation, and eventually degenerated into his playthings.

If it's just like this, it's fine... Although those maids paid for their bodies, Tang Honghui also gave them a lot of money, which was a willing transaction between both parties.

But Tang Honghui's wife is not a thing... She was jealous of those beautiful maids, and she didn't dare to disobey her husband openly, so she stole black hands and ruined the beautiful hair of many maids.

Beautiful long hair is a girl's second life, even if those maids are defiled by Tang Honghui, they are not as sad as crying...

However, that scumbag Tang Honghui knew that his wife did it, and he didn't uphold justice. He just gave some money to drive away the maid whose hair was ruined.

It has been less than half a year since I was bought into their house, and I have watched many poor maids go through this kind of experience.I was so angry that I wanted to teach them a lesson.