The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

In the beginning, I just left a message on the couple's bedside, asking them to apologize seriously to the poor girls whose hair was ruined, and pay more money.

Seeing that they didn't take it seriously at all, I decided to let them experience the pain of losing their hair.

I didn't expect those two villains to be the first to file a complaint, even though I had done all the bad things, I still reported to the official that I did something wrong...

But at the beginning, I really didn't think that you would be official servants. I thought you were Tang Honghui's lackeys, so I wanted to teach you some lessons.

But last night I realized that there might be a misunderstanding, and I tried to explain it. It was the female orangutan who refused to talk at all and insisted on calling me!Many people saw it at the time! "

Ah this...

Facing the strange eyes of his two colleagues, He Dan couldn't bear it very quickly.

She pushed the pen and notebook for recording, stuck out her tongue, got up and left:

"That... the next interrogation is up to you guys... If Uncle Kuan or Team Leader Feng come back and ask me, you can say that I have realized my mistake and have taken the initiative to go to the confinement room..."

It is said to be a confinement room, but the conditions are actually quite good.

Clean and tidy, with plenty of sunlight and fresh air, it feels similar to a single room in a resort.

But since it is in confinement, it is impossible to make you so comfortable.

There is no Internet, no snacks, and no entertainment items in the house. There are only a whole bookcase of ideological and educational books and steamed buns, flatbreads, and purified water.

He Dan rolled around on the bed for a while, but still felt bored.

She could only move the chair to sit in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror and admire her beauty.

It wasn't until He Dan played all the poses he could think of in front of the mirror that he finally heard someone opening the door.

She quickly put the chair back to its original position, and took a copy of "Self-Cultivation of Monster Slayer Members" from the bookshelf, pretending to be reading it seriously.

"Okay, Dandan, stop pretending~~."

Sister Yin dismissed He Dan's performance, and put an incubator on the table:

"You must have been sleeping or posing in front of the mirror just now... The content in that book is so boring that I can't even read it. How could you read it with gusto? It's too fake!

But you have been confined here for most of the day, you probably haven't eaten yet, right?I brought you some of your favorite seafood, let’s satisfy your craving first~~. "

"Yeah, Miss Yin, you are so kind, mua~~."

He Dan immediately threw the book aside, rushed over, first hugged Sister Yin and kissed her on the face, and then threw himself into the battle to eliminate seafood.

After eating until the corners of his mouth became shiny, He Dan stretched his waist and stopped:

"What happened in the end? What punishment will that stinky girl in the painting be punished? Although she didn't have any bad intentions, after all, she caused such a big loss, so it's impossible to just let it go?"

"This……"

Sister Yin hesitated for a moment before sighing unbearably:

"Dandan, I'm afraid you will be disappointed... Not only is the painting fine, but it will be able to go home soon. Most of the losses caused by this incident have been blamed on you. I fought for you, but it was useless .”

"Why!?"

He Dan immediately felt that the seafood was not fragrant.

"Because the backstage of that painting is too tough, we can't afford it."

Miss Yin shrugged:

"It has been found out... that painting was made by the emperor himself. It was originally in the palace, but it was stolen out 800 years ago."

Chapter 38 You Are Hot

"What? That stinky girl was actually painted by Di Jun?"

He Dan's small mouth opened wide all of a sudden:

"Then how was she stolen from the palace? Who has such a great ability to steal from the emperor's eyes?"

"The person who stole her was also a well-known thief back then, and at that time our Great Qin Empire was still at war with the Glorious Alliance."

Miss Yin spread her hands:

"The thief chose an opportunity when the emperor and most of the masters were not in the palace, and bought some maids to cooperate with him, so he succeeded.

Not only that, but the thief prepared a lot of fakes before he started, and left the fakes in the palace after the theft was completed, and it took a long time before they were discovered.

In fact, the people in the palace had noticed that painting when it appeared at auction many times before, but her camouflage skills were so good that she couldn't detect the fluctuation of spiritual power at all, so she was mistaken as a fake and missed it.

But in fact, she is the real thing, and the painting in the palace is the fake one.

Besides... Dandan, your hair is so tough, it is difficult for ordinary monsters to cut it off even if they have a thousand years of cultivation.

After all, the cultivation efficiency of monsters is too low. The so-called millennium spiritual power is about the level of 60 to 100 years of human beings.

The reason why she can hurt your precious hair is because she was drawn by Dijun himself.

Dijun conquered Daqin with his immortal sword, so his paintings will naturally incorporate some of his understanding of swordsmanship.It should be Emperor Nasi's sword intent that hurt your baby's hair. "

"It turned out to be the power of the emperor... no wonder it is so powerful."

He Dan sighed, and made a bitter face again:

"But in this way, I can only bear the blame for causing so much damage? Although in fact I was the one who smashed it... But it's still very uncomfortable!

What will I be punished for?You don't want me to lose money, do you?Then I can't afford it... Sister Yin, you can't abandon me!Boom~~. "

"I really want you to owe a whole lot of debt... This way you will have some motivation, instead of being a coquettish monster every day like you are now!"

Sister Yin gave He Dan an angry look, then flicked her head, and said:

"Don't worry, punishing you is just to make an appearance for the outside world, it's nothing to worry about.

Mr. Dijun’s painting revealed a lot of black material about Tang Honghui. We can use those to have a good discussion with him. There is a high probability that his manor will be destroyed and it will be in vain without losing money.

The main problem is the nearby buildings that have suffered from indiscriminate disasters, but those buildings are some distance from the battle center, and the damage is not serious.Even if the full compensation is just a drizzle for our monster killing expenses, you don't have to pay for it yourself, Dandan.

I have already communicated with Xiao Kuankuan, you should reflect on it here for two days, and keep a low profile for a while after you go out, you should be fine. "

"Hehe~~, I knew that you would not ignore me, Sister Yin~~. I am so lucky to have a guardian like you!"

Only then did He Dan let go of his heart, and wanted to throw himself into Sister Yin's arms to act like a baby.

But Sister Yin pushed her away full of disgust:

"You haven't even wiped the oil on your mouth yet! Stay away from me! You just need to know these things in your heart, don't be too ostentatious, after all, the trouble you caused this time is not small...

That's it for now... I'm going back, and I'll see you again tomorrow night, you little greedy cat! "

Sister Yin left as soon as she said she wanted to, and He Dan stopped scratching her head in front of the mirror and went to bed quickly after taking a shower.

A few days passed quickly, and the development of the matter was basically the same as what Sister Yin said.

After some sincere 'negotiations', Tang Honghui not only did not ask for compensation from the demon slayers, but also publicized the achievements of the demon slayers at his own expense, saying that he was grateful to them for helping him solve his terrible troubles.

Seeing that Tang Honghui, the sufferer, was still like this, the other people who were affected wisely didn't make things too difficult for the demon slayer, and asked for some symbolic compensation and the matter was over.

After all, the Demon Slayer is an imperial military organization with many high-end forces, and it is much more cost-effective to have the opportunity to make a good impression than to extort money.

People who can afford villas in that kind of location don't care about a little money loss at all, they value long-term benefits.

This is the end of the matter, and He Dan, who has been in the confinement room for several days, finally regained his freedom.

But before she could continue to dawdle, there was another incident that brought her to the forefront again, and it was the attention of the whole world.

It was one evening when he got off work, just as He Dan had packed up his things and was about to go home, a clerical girl from the logistics team office next door ran in yelling:

"Dandan, you want to be popular... No, it's already popular! It's almost at the level of the headlines of the whole network, go online and have a look!"

"Hey!?"

He Dan froze for a moment, feeling guilty:

"Didn't those rich people whose houses were smashed by me all compromise? Why are people still messing with me? What bad things do they say about me? How can I make headlines all over the Internet?"

"It's not those people, it's your fight against pirates that was filmed~~!"

The clerical girl was very excited to help He Dan restart the computer, and entered a few URLs:

"Look, it's all about you... There's pure original footage, and there's editing and other post-processing."

At this time, other people in the office also gathered around and looked at the computer curiously.

Sure enough, the fields of several video websites are obviously completely different...

There are economics, current affairs, sports, and Two-dimensional. The homepage is quite consistent at the moment, and the cover of almost all videos is He Dan.

There are also various types of titles:

There are relatively positive ones, such as "Female Warriors of the Great Qin Heroically Destroy Pirates" and "A Contemporary Female Hero Emerges on a Small Island in the Indian Ocean", etc., are all media reports from Daqin.

There are also relatively neutral ones, such as "A certain pirate gang in the Indian Ocean was wiped out", "Daqin launched an operation in the buffer zone with the Radiance Alliance", etc.

Of course, there are also yin and yang weirdness, "Oh my god, she is so cruel", "This is a brutal video that will shock the world", "Daqin is an evil ancient empire"... Most of these reports come from the Lighthouse Federation and the Radiance Alliance.

There are even some that don't look serious...

For example, a Two-dimensional website has a video with the most views, which is a screenshot of a picture of He Dan raising his black silk legs and preparing to trample on the ground for the cover. The title is even more imaginative:

"shock!The sexy black silk beauty fought fiercely with hundreds of pirates, and the floor was covered with human bodily fluids! "

"What kind of mess are these!"

He Dan suddenly became a little annoyed and even a little surprised:

"And how did these videos come about? There was obviously no one around us at the time..."

Chapter 39 I really want to beat her up!

"When did these videos start going viral?"

As the team leader, Feng Shao was relatively calm at this time, and didn't make a fuss like the others.

"Emmm... At least it wasn't like this when I checked the information an hour and a half ago, it should have exploded suddenly within this hour." The clerical girl thought for a while and said.

"The time is so short... I am afraid that most of the videos are reposted."

Feng Shao quickly made a decision:

"Such a big matter, I'm afraid the higher-ups should have noticed it. I'll go to Captain Kuan to inquire about it. You can ask someone from the science team to help you check the source of the film."

"Damn it, if I find out who did it, I'll make him into a tofu flower!"

He Dan waved his fist angrily, but there was nothing he could do for a while, so he had to go to the science team for help as Feng Shao said.

The professionals' actions were really extraordinary. It took less than half an hour for the scientific team to almost check the video.

As Feng Shao said, although there are various titles on the Internet, there is only one source for all videos.

The earliest video was uploaded at 02:30 p.m. on a news-focused portal in the Beacon Federation.

The content of the video is the whole process of He Dan fighting the Dravidians on the island in the Indian Ocean that day.From the time she jumped on the island to kill the pirates, until she sank the island and left.

The process of the video is quite realistic, and the welfare scene after the humanoid shark bites off He Dan's skirt and pantyhose is also coded and added with holy light.

The biggest difference is that the uploader also added a million-point environmental filter.

The weather at that time was obviously clear and sunny, but the video was gloomy. It seemed that nature was crying for the pirates and silently condemning He Dan for his cruelty.

This filter is very good, not to mention the melon eaters who don't know the truth, even He Dan feels that he is a bit too much after watching the video?

Fortunately, the ugly appearance and stench of the Dravidian pirates were quickly recalled by her, and this boring thought disappeared.

The survival of those scumbags is definitely a disaster for all mankind, and it is justice to exterminate them!

But most of the melon eaters who watched the video didn't know how bad the Dravidian pirates were. They only saw He Dan's unilateral slaughter, and in the end even the old, weak, women and children were not spared.

Although there are many unqualified homeless people in the Lighthouse Federation, there are also a lot of brain-damaged whores.

They immediately jumped out to criticize He Dan in various ways, and kept reposting this video.

Many media companies realized that this video would become popular, and immediately reprocessed it and put it on the homepage of their website as the headline.

Individual creators then also saw the opportunity in the video, processed and edited it three, four, or even more times, and came up with various strange titles that attracted people's attention.

Under this explosive information dissemination, He Dan exploded on the Internet almost instantly.

The question of how the video was captured was solved after the uploader’s IP was found out by the scientific team.

Mira Winchester, a well-known freelance journalist in the industry.