The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

She gasped and sighed:

"Oh my god... When I faced the emperor's sword, death was never so close to me! Think of me as a mutated flying-headed zombie Yin! I was almost killed by a little girl with facial cleanser...

Okay, Xiao Dandan, stop staring, I'll tell you about your situation. "

In the next few minutes, Sister Yin gave her a detailed account of the No. 648 experiment and He Dan's experience after the experiment.

"That's it... because it happened that [Liu Mixue] Kachi went online that day, and when you were reshaped by the omega substance, your mind was full of her, and it turned out to be her."

Sister Yin showed another smirk as she spoke:

"By the way, did you get [Liu Mixue] that day? I also played that game, and [Liu Mixue] is also my favorite wife... I shipped it as soon as I got ten rounds, or double yellow, how about you? "

"...the seal must die!"

Thinking of hoarding goods for more than half a year, I only got a piece of blue sky and white clouds, and I was hit by a missile before the last order was drawn...

He Dan got angry again, grabbed Sister Yin's head and gave her another facial cleanser attack.

After the quarrel, He Dan continued to ask:

"I understand about the No. 648 experiment and my current situation, so what's the matter with you becoming my guardian, Sister Yin?"

"...because of the Registration Act."

Sister Yin's tone became serious, and she looked at He Dan seriously:

"I know this may be cruel to you... but I hope you will accept it.

According to the laws of the Great Qin, all extraordinary existences with a certain level of danger can only live with their guardians until they prove that they can master power proficiently and have no thoughts of harming society.

If it is violated, it will be punished as a crime of treason... It will be executed on the spot without declaration. "

Chapter 9 Mastering Power Begins with Standing Up

"...That is to say, Sister Yin, you, the guardian, is actually the jailer who takes care of me, a dangerous existence, instead of the demon slayer?"

He Dan laughed at himself, but was not surprised.

Regardless of past life or present life, isn't this the case in many movies, animations and games?

Individuals with strong power will be closely guarded by the state power.

Fortunately, He Dan has no ambitions. His original plan was to stay in the house for the rest of his life. Now it's nice to have a flying-headed zombie beauty as his companion.

"Don't be too pessimistic~~."

Seemingly hearing some meaning from He Dan's tone, Sister Yin hurriedly comforted:

"This registration act is mainly aimed at those extraordinary creatures that are born suddenly, are powerful, and have the possibility of coexisting with humans.

And Dandan, you are a citizen of the empire, and you are such a well-behaved boy. There must be no problem in the review of the Three Views. It is because your power is too dangerous.

As long as you can control your power well and pass the test, you can regain your freedom.

At that time, you only need to remember two points: do not do things that endanger the interests of the Great Qin Empire; and do not take the initiative to harm the people of the Great Qin Empire, the Demon Slayer will not interfere with you.

Of course, if you are short of money, you can also directly join Demon Slayer.With your potential, it is not a dream to get promoted, get rich, high-ranking officials and generous salary! "

"Muu... just forget about the promotion or something, it seems so troublesome."

He Dan stretched his waist:

"However, I'm really interested in Demon Slaying Division. If I have the chance, it would be nice to find a freelance job in it and fiddle with fish every day to watch the fun."

"You little slacker...you're still so young, why do you have the mentality of an old guy?"

Sister Yin gave He Dan a white look, and said sternly:

"Don't worry, the reason why Demon Slayer chose me as your guardian is to allow you to grasp your own power as soon as possible.

Before I became a mutant flying head zombie, I was just a delicate lady from an ordinary businessman's family, the kind with no strength to restrain a chicken.

I have experience with how to adapt to increased power. "

"Well, I trust you, Miss Yin!"

He Dan nodded, and raised one leg again, with distressed expression on his face:

"But it's very difficult for me to even stand up now, so I can barely sit or lie on my stomach... Sister Yin, what can you do? It's a bit embarrassing to only crawl around at home."

"Actually, you're pretty cute just climbing for a few days... Okay, okay, I'll teach you, don't ever use that trick on me again!"

Seeing that He Dan puffed up his face and pouted and wanted to attack him with facial cleanser, Sister Yin quickly surrendered:

"As long as you study hard, it's not difficult to be able to walk normally within a day. But before I teach you formally, it is necessary to let you have an understanding of your current strength."

Sister Yin walked into the house from the kitchen, and handed a metal rod in the shape of a rolling pin to He Dan:

"This is a tungsten steel alloy rod, which can withstand 20 tons of pressure from a hydraulic press without deforming. You should try to break this first."

"Sister Yin, are you kidding me? How can I break tungsten steel... huh?"

He Dan stared wide-eyed at the stick that had been broken in two in his hand... She obviously didn't use any force, why did the stick break?

Is this really a tungsten steel rod known for its hardness, rather than thick French fries coated with metal powder?

Is it too brittle?

"Understand?"

Sister Yin took back the tungsten steel rod with a smile, and patted He Dan's head again:

"How strong is your current power... Even if you have no malicious intentions, it may be like a superficial touch to you, and many people will disappear.

For example, when you slapped me when you just woke up, you slapped my head several times the speed of sound.

Not to mention ordinary people, even the members of the demon slayer battle team, most people can't bear this kind of power at all.

Until you can control this kind of power, it is good for everyone to temporarily isolate yourself from society... So don't resent the demon slayer and don't resent the country, understand? "

"It's not Miss Yin, you just put your head on the bed to scare me, watch such old-fashioned romance dramas, and turn up your voice so loud!"

He Dan pouted again before nodding seriously:

"Don't worry, Sister Yin, I won't resent randomly or anything... Although I'm not yet 20 years old, I'm still an adult, and I understand right and wrong."

"It's good if you can understand... If you are unhappy, don't hold it in your heart, you can tell me. Since I have become your guardian, I will definitely be responsible for you."

The nostalgia and grief in Sister Yin's eyes were fleeting, and He Dan almost thought he was wrong.

Is there any dark history?

Is there a person who is in a similar situation as her own but ended up on the road of no return, which made Sister Yin fall in love with the situation?

He Dan was very curious, but she knew it was not the time to ask, so she deliberately changed the topic:

"Okay, Sister Yin, I'm not a child anymore... You better teach me how to walk like a normal person~~"

"You love acting like a baby so much, and you still say you're not a child?"

Sister Yin pinched He Dan's face with a smile, and took her hand again:

"It's actually not difficult to learn to walk, the main thing is to regain your sense of balance...Come on, I'll take you to walk slowly around the room for a few steps, and you can find out how you feel."

"Okay, Miss Yin... Oops!"

He Dan failed at the first step of getting out of bed.

When she landed on one foot first, she thought about relying on one foot to support her whole body, so she used a little force out of habit.

As a result, the floor that had just been repaired by the [Tinker] was stepped on... He Dan's leg was deeply stepped into the ground like chopsticks inserted into tofu.

After finally pulling out this leg, the other leg lost its balance again, creating a deep hole in the floor of Sister Yin's house again.

"Yes... I'm sorry, I'm so stupid, I can't even walk well."

He Dan almost buried his head in his chest, feeling very ashamed.

"No, I don't blame you, it's because my house is too weak."

Sister Yin comforted her and said:

"Actually, you can act according to your previous feelings, and you will be able to run and jump soon...but then not only will my house collapse, but the whole area will also experience an earthquake."

"so what should I do?"

He Dan was a little frustrated:

"I just wanted to stand, and it became like this..."

"So for you, the feeling of [standing] is not good, you need the feeling of [stand cautiously]."

Sister Yin thought about it again, and helped He Dan to sit back on the bed again:

"Come on, let's do it again, this time you close your eyes and start imagining...

imagine... dandan... imagine...

Imagine that under your feet is a fragile ground made up of countless eggs.

You have to carefully set your feet, try to control your balance, and don't crush the eggs.

After landing, you have to walk, run, and even dance on the egg.

You are a world-class dance master, you have unparalleled mastery of balance, you can do it! "

Chapter 10 Licked Broken

"Eggs...eggs...there are eggs under my feet..."

He Dan closed his eyes tightly, murmured softly, and carefully stepped on the ground again.

This time she was obviously stronger than before, and after being supported by Sister Yin, she walked slowly for two steps before kneeling down on one knee, smashing the ground into several cracks.

"No... no, I can't do it!"

He Dan was a little frustrated:

"I don't know how to dance at all, let alone a dance master. Dancing on eggs or something... It's completely impossible!"

"You have to do it!"

Sister Yin's voice suddenly became severe.

She has already seen it: He Dan actually has potential, but extremely lacks self-confidence.

No matter which earth they are in, this is a common problem of many nerds.

They have to be given the right amount of pressure.

Thinking of this, a faint light began to appear in Yinjie's eyes.

That is one of her instinctive talents as a zombie: [Shocking Humans].

"Look at me!"

Sister Yin asked He Dan to open his eyes and look at her:

"Say! What are you most afraid of?"

"What am I most afraid of?"

He Dan was stunned, his face was a little red, and his eyes were a little blurred:

"A long time ago, I was most afraid of my mother spanking my ass... It didn't hurt, but it was very embarrassing. It's a pity that I won't have the chance to be taught by her again..."

"...I'm sorry to remind you of something sad."

Sister Yin first gave He Dan a gentle hug to comfort her, then she smiled wickedly and let her lie on her lap:

"Slapping...is that so~~?"

"Hey?"

The skirt was suddenly rolled up to her waist, and a coolness hit her lower body.

He Dan, who sensed something was wrong, wanted to struggle, but it was too late.

Clap clap ~~.

"Mi woo!"

After three crisp applause, He Dan couldn't help but burst into tears.