The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

As she said before: It doesn't hurt, but it's shameful.

It also brought back long memories in the depths of her soul, making her irresistible.

"remember!"

Sister Yin struck while the iron was hot, and her voice became harsh again:

"Don't crush the 'eggs' under your feet! From now on, every time you break an 'egg', I will slap your ass like this, understand?"

"Why?"

He Dan pouted very dissatisfied:

"You're not my mother!"

"Just because I am your guardian now!"

Sister Yin's attitude was more serious and gentle:

"If you want, you can also call me 'Mom'~~."

"Don't bark, just slightly~~."

He Dan made a face, and finally lost his temper:

"Isn't it just dancing on a pile of eggs? Huh! As long as I get serious..."

Maybe it's just to stop being beaten, or maybe Yinjie's operation made He Dan recall her mother in her previous life and inspired her fighting spirit.

Although he stumbled and fell a few times at the beginning, making the originally flat floor of the room as bumpy as a mountain road, He Dan managed to master the balance in less than half an hour, and he was able to let go of Sister Yin's hand in the room. go by yourself.

"Hahahaha... I did it!"

He Dan proudly showed off to Sister Yin:

"See? I can walk on this ground, which is weaker than piles of eggs~~!"

"Yeah, Xiao Dandan, you are awesome, you are much faster than I expected."

Sister Yin also smiled gratifiedly and praised her a few words before saying seriously:

"Nadandan, you continue to practice in the house first, I will go to the kitchen to prepare some food, and by the way, I will go to the next door to ask you [Tinker] uncle to come and repair the floor."

"Yeah, don't worry, Miss Yin, I will practice obediently!"

He Dan didn't lie. After Sister Yin left, she did walk slowly around the house a few times, and she controlled her strength well, and didn't step on a single floor tile.

Just walking, on the outside corridor with the door open, a piece of furniture that she had hardly used before firmly attracted her attention.

It was a floor-to-ceiling vanity mirror.

In fact, He Dan was very curious when she heard Sister Yin said that she had become the game wife [Liu Mixue].

What does the three-dimensional version of the game wife look like?Is it highly restored?

How does it compare with those COS girls who have almost repaired themselves to 2.5 dimensions with photo editing software?

He Dan wanted to see it very much.

Just now she was a little embarrassed in front of Sister Yin, but now that Sister Yin is not here, then...

He Dan first poked his head out of the door furtively, looked left and right to make sure there was no one in the mirror, and then tiptoed over.

Wow~~, as expected of me!

This body reshaped according to my impression is actually exactly the same as [Liu Mixue]!

He Dan was instantly fascinated by himself in the mirror.

As a super-popular game character whose strength and beauty are the ceiling, the reason why many players choose to pump up [Liu Mixue]'s character pool is not just to use her to break through levels and spawn monsters.

Controlling her to pose in various poses in the game and observing her carefully from various angles is the favorite of most LSP players.

He Dan is certainly no exception.

Rather, she always draws XP cards when playing games.

Before drawing so many rounds for ten consecutive rounds, I failed to get [Liu Mixue], and the last round managed to produce a golden light but was blown up by a missile.

As a result, his favorite game wife has been online for several days, and He Dan has not had a chance to do anything with her.

But it's okay~~.

He Dan raised the corners of his mouth at himself in the mirror.

I can't pose in the game, but now I pose in front of the mirror, doesn't it have the same effect?

And without the restrictions of the game system, even those lewd poses...

Woo, it's so exciting!

It's a shame, yes, but the curiosity of the LSP is still superior.

Under some strange circumstances, He Dan began to twist his body in front of the mirror, and kept posing various seductive poses in the house dance according to his memory.

Hahahaha, as expected of my wife, she is so beautiful!

Soon, He Dan was completely fascinated by the beautiful girl who kept scratching her head and posing in the mirror, and repeatedly took off the black silk and put it back on again, and even forgot that it was actually herself.

Her pretty face was flushed, her eyes were blurred, her chest was pounding, and every time she took a breath, a fragrant and beautiful breath would come out of her small mouth.

Reflected in the mirror, even [Liu Mixue] seems to be full of love and affection.

In normal times, He Dan would definitely wake up in time and realize that enough is enough... She can even resist the temptation of that beautiful witch, Elena.

It's a pity that she encountered various accidents one after another, and her mood fluctuated back and forth in various extremes. She was shocked by Sister Yin's talent just now, and her mind couldn't help being a little confused.

She couldn't tell the difference between fantasy and reality, and thought that the game wife really appeared, and invited herself to share the lingering love in front of her.

He Dan couldn't hold it anymore, she rushed to the mirror in one step.

wife!I love you!

He stuck out his tongue and licked it lightly at the mirror, and the beauty in the mirror also responded shyly.

then……

Click!The mirror was licked to pieces by He Dan.

Chapter 11

"Hey? Dandan, what are you doing Dandan?"

The sound of the shattering mirror had woken He Dan up, and he fell into a state of shame.

Now Sister Yin's voice gave her another stab, making her shy head almost smoke, and she was almost able to enter the steam girl state.

Not only that, when He Dan turned around slowly with a stiff neck, he found that the uncle [Tinker] was there, and he was looking at her with a kind of [worldly morale is declining, people's hearts are not old].

It's over!This time I lost my face!

"Mi woo!"

He Dan couldn't bear it at all...

She chose to escape from reality, pretending that her injury was still not healed, and 'fainted' as soon as she closed her eyes.

When I 'woke up' again, it was already dinner time, and the floor of the house had been repaired again by [Tinker].

While pretending to be dizzy, He Dan also took the opportunity to carefully observe the time reflow spell used by the [Tinker] uncle when he repaired the floor, feeling a little itchy.

"Sister Yin, do you think I can also cultivate immortality?"

"Cultivation? Why do you have such a strange idea?"

Sister Yin raised her eyebrows and spat out a bone.

Should it be called a zombie?

The dinner made by Sister Yin is very characteristic: there is not a single vegetable leaf on the whole table, and it is full of meat, red oil and delicious meat.

All ten rabbits were made into spicy rabbit heads, and a pot of broth was boiled for the remaining bodies.

Both pheasants have turned into pepper chickens, and half of them have entered Yinjie's stomach, and the rest are disappearing at a rate of one bite per second.

He Dan frowned... She still prefers seafood to wild animals.

But Sister Yin couldn't waste her heart, so she picked up a piece of spicy rabbit head and gnawed it lightly.

"Woo... so spicy and so refreshing!"

After eating most of the spicy rabbit head, He Dan explained:

"Actually, it's nothing... I just think [Tinker] uncle's trick is very cool and convenient. If I can learn it, I can fix something by myself if I break something in the future~~."

"His trick is not so easy to learn. Many masters who specialize in magic have not been able to learn it. Dandan, you little fool, don't think about it~~."

Miss Yin shrugged with a smile:

"Besides, it's completely unnecessary for you to cultivate immortality. It can even be said that you put the cart before the horse."

"I'm not an idiot!"

He Dan muttered in dissatisfaction, and then showed curiosity:

"I don't need to cultivate immortality? Why?"

"Because you have reached the main goal of cultivating immortals~~."

Sister Yin swallowed the last piece of pepper chicken in her hand, cleared her throat, and then explained to He Dan seriously with a smile on her face:

"Whether it's our Great Qin Empire's cultivating immortals and seeking magic, or the divine power magic of the Radiant Alliance, or the [nano-mechanical ascension] proposed by the Lighthouse Federation a few years ago, they all lead to the same goal by different routes.

Whether it is a fairy or a demon... No matter what kind of cultivation, the purpose is to use various energies to continuously strengthen and improve oneself, so that one can evolve into a higher life form.

Dandan, you have already achieved this in one step... The body remodeling of the omega substance has turned you into a higher life in essence.

According to our Great Qin Empire's system of cultivating immortals, you are now equivalent to a Daluo Jinxian who can't use any immortal techniques. "

"Since Yinjie, you all said that I am the Daluo Jinxian, can I directly learn fairy arts?"

However, He Dan is still obsessed with Uncle [Tinker]'s time return.

"It's just a metaphor. In fact, you and Da Luo Jinxian are completely different concepts."

Sister Yin shook her finger and touched He Dan's head again:

"Immortal art is a technique developed by people in pursuit of immortality. Therefore, if you want to use immortal art, you must be human and have spiritual roots. This is a major premise.

Dandan, I don't know if you had spiritual roots before, but you definitely don't have them now... Your body is completely composed of omega substances, and it is impossible for fragile spiritual roots to coexist.

And [Tinker]'s move was not actually a fairy art, but his racial talent.

You can't envy this kind of thing... so Dandan, don't think about what you have and what you don't have. If you can fully control your own power, few of those cultivators will be your opponents. "

"That's it...that's fine."

He Dan is somewhat disappointed... She has been interested in cultivating immortals since her previous life.

But she also knew that some things could not be forced, so she calmed down and continued to eat the spicy rabbit head.

After gnawing and gnawing, He Dan discovered a new problem.

Before she came to eat, she didn't feel hungry at all. Now she gnawed several rabbit heads and drank two bowls of broth, but she didn't feel full at all.

Let's talk about what Miss Yin just said...

"I actually don't need to eat any more, right, Miss Yin?"

He Dan blinked his eyes and asked:

"According to the scientific team of Monster Slayer, I am actually a humanoid fusion reactor now, which can generate a lot of energy in my body at all times."

"It's true, you can generate a lot of energy yourself, you don't need to eat."

Sister Yin smiled and nodded, then pointed to herself:

"And as a mutated flying head zombie and puppet body with only a head left, I actually don't need to eat, but I still insist on doing this every day. Do you know why?"

"do not know."

He Dan shook his head, pointed his lips with his index finger and guessed:

"Sister Yin, you are a glutton, so... ouch!"

"You are the glutton!"