The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

Sister Yin withdrew the hand that hit He Dan's head, gave her another look, and said seriously:

"I did this to let me always remember that I have a human heart... Promise me that no matter where you go, Dandan, you'd better maintain the living habits of human beings.

Eat on time, sleep on time, cry when sad, laugh when happy...

Never give up on humanity as a further obstacle to you, okay? "

"Well, I promise you, Miss Yin."

He Dan nodded obediently, she had no intention of giving up her humanity.

If there is no joy, anger, sorrow, joy, greed, desire, hatred, and ignorance as a human being, what is the point of being invincible?

But well...

"Sister Yin, what you mean is that it's just a habit and pleasure for us to eat now, right?"

He Dan smiled slyly:

"Then can I choose something I like to eat?"

"Of course it's fine."

Sister Yin nodded readily:

"I don't know what you like to eat, Dandan? I'll make it for you tomorrow."

"Seafood! I like seafood! Xiaoqinglong, Hongdongxing, Songye crab... and so on, I really like to eat!"

He Dan was not polite, and reported a lot of seafood names that were not cheap.

"can."

Sister Yin, who was backed by the demon slayer's funds, was rich and powerful, so of course she wouldn't think it too expensive, but she still frowned slightly on her pretty brows:

"But there is no seafood at home now, so if you want to eat it, you can only have it delivered by air. That guy Xiao Kuankuan will definitely take the opportunity to come and have a look... Tsk, trouble."

Chapter 12 What the hell happened in the bathroom?

"Xiao Kuankuan?"

He Dan was curious about this title, and she seemed to have a little impression?

"It's the uncle who rescued you from the ruins and arranged for experiment 648 for you."

Miss Yin smiled and said:

"Didn't I introduce you to him before? He is the second-rank captain of the Demon Slayer Division, and we are now under his control in name."

"Oh~~, I remembered... He still talked to me at the time."

He Dan nodded and asked again:

"Miss Yin, are you familiar with him?"

"It's not bad, that's the level of watching him grow up."

Miss Yin shrugged:

"So Dandan, if you have anything else you want, you might as well talk about it together. You can ask Xiao Kuankuan to bring it with you when you come tomorrow...Anyway, there is no upper limit on the funds for killing monsters."

"This...isn't that good? You started spending public money before you even joined the job..."

After two symbolic rejections, He Dan was no longer polite.

She asked for a high-end computer for playing games, and some favorite daily necessities.

Finally, after hesitating for a long time, under the teasing eyes of Yin Jie, he timidly ordered a few more sets of beautiful women's clothing, silk stockings and skirts.

"Not bad, it seems that you have adapted quickly, Dandan."

Sister Yin took a small notebook to write down what He Dan wanted, and said with a smile:

"I was still thinking about what kind of clothes to prepare for you, but I didn't expect you to know so much about women's clothes? Tell me honestly... When you were a boy, did you secretly wear them?"

"I haven't worn it yet!"

He Dan retorted loudly in embarrassment.

Although she used to be very curious and studied it for a long time.

After dinner, He Dan went out for a walk again accompanied by Sister Yin.

It was only then that she discovered that the place where she was currently living was a huge valley, in which there were only two houses, Yinjie's house and [Tinker]'s house, and a small airport.

There is no human habitation within a few kilometers around, and it is quite quiet after night.

"A few old guys lived here before."

Sister Yin pointed to several places around where there were obviously traces of buildings, and sighed in a tone of voice:

"But they either crossed the road, or they couldn't bear the loneliness. Now there are only two of us left."

"I think this place is pretty good~~."

He Dan controlled the strength and carefully turned around twice:

"There is no hustle and bustle here, and there is no need to worry about eating and drinking with electricity and internet. It's great."

"That's when you just came... Maybe you won't think so when you live for a while."

Sister Yin chuckled, and waved to He Dan, who was still a little unfulfilled:

"Let's go, it's time for us to go back to sleep... Little Kuankuan, every time he comes here, he likes to rush in the early morning before the sun rises, it's very annoying."

"Oh~~."

Sister Yin's residence was a small detached villa, which was incomparable with the manors of those capitalists, but it was no problem to have an extra room for He Dan.

But before going to bed, He Dan has to face another problem...

Take a bath.

"How? Can you wash it yourself?"

Sister Yin said with a half-concerned half-joking smile:

"If you haven't adapted to being a girl and can't accept the stimulation, you can also cover your eyes and let my sister wash it for you~~."

"No...no need, it's just a shower, no problem!"

Saying this, He Dan blushed slightly, and his heart beat faster.

"Tsk tsk tsk... What a stubborn child~~."

Sister Yin didn't force her, and nodded:

"Well, I'll wait for you outside the door. If you need any help, just call out loudly. Be careful not to break the bathroom... It's not good to call [Tinker] over at night."

"I can do it!"

He Dan gritted his teeth, picked up his towel and changed his laundry dress, raised his head and chest, and walked into the bathroom with arrogance.

Sister Yin was ready for He Dan to ask for help, or even tear down the bathroom, but after waiting for a long time, she didn't hear any big movement in the bathroom.

Really unable to hold back her curiosity and worry, she pushed the door in, but couldn't help laughing.

I don't know what He Dan did in the bathroom alone for more than ten minutes just now, but now she passed out with a nosebleed!

"Tsk tsk tsk, Dandan, you must have been a poor single guy in the past, right? You can't stand the stimulation like this... Then you will work very hard in the future."

Smiling and sighing, Sister Yin hugged He Dan, cleaned her first, and then carried her back to the room to let her sleep well on the bed.

The night passed quickly.

As soon as it was dawn, He Dan was awakened from his dream by the sound of a huge plane engine.

She wanted to get out of bed in a daze, but she forgot to control her strength, and when she stepped down, she stepped out a big hole in the floor.

This time He Dan woke up completely. She stuck out her tongue, raised her feet carefully, took a few seconds to regain the feeling of yesterday afternoon, and then walked out of the house.

The small airport that was empty last night is very lively now, and a newest transport plane of the Great Qin Empire is parked there.

More than a dozen young men in black jackets and jeans were busy unloading various goods from the hatch at the rear of the transport plane, and an uncle in brocade official uniform was talking to Sister Yin.

That should be the uncle captain who talked to me before, right?

Thinking of this, He Dan walked towards them.

Just a few steps closer, I heard Miss Yin complaining:

"Xiao Kuankuan, you are disobedient, right? How many times have I told you not to come here so early... Even if I don't mind being dreamed about, you still have to think about [Tinker] Think about it? He has a wife, what if he is on business at the moment and you scare him to death, what should he do?"

Lao Kuan's voice was quite helpless:

"Then, Miss Yin, have you considered for me? I'm in a public office now, and I have to be on duty from six in the morning to ten in the evening. I only have such a little free time, and I have to come to deliver you women's clothing and seafood...Me too Very busy, okay?"

"Hmph, why didn't I realize that you with thick eyebrows and big eyes are a workaholic when I was young? But those women's clothes and seafood are not what I want. They are your future capable officers... Why don't you take this opportunity to get good impressions in advance? Can it work?"

Sister Yin rolled her eyes at Lao Kuan again, and then waved to He Dan who had already approached:

"Come on, Dandan, get to know your future direct supervisor...just call him Uncle Kuan."

"No, it's not good, is it?"

Before He Dan spoke, Lao Kuan became unhappy:

"She calls you Sister Yin, and I call you Sister Yin too. Why does she call me Uncle Kuan? No, she should call me Big Brother Kuan!"

"Think beautifully!"

Sister Yin also immediately sneered:

"You are almost 50, and Dandan is still a child, let her call you big brother? Don't you have other thoughts about her?

No, Dandan, you have to call him Uncle Kuan! "

Chapter 13 Is This Really Girl's Skin?

"Hello Uncle Kuan~~."

He Dan hesitated for a moment, and chose to listen to Sister Yin.She held up the corner of her skirt and bowed slightly, smiling sweetly at Lao Kuan with the ladylike courtesy she just learned yesterday.

"Uh... hello."

There was an obvious pause in Lao Kuan's tone, and his eyes subconsciously moved away. It seemed that even he, the second-level captain of the demon slayer, couldn't bear the charm of the super popular game character.

But after all, Lao Kuan has been in an important position for many years, and this phenomenon was only for a moment. He quickly recovered his serious look and looked at He Dan:

"How is it? How do you feel about your new life? I heard from Sister Yin that you adjusted well yesterday?"

"Well, thank you Uncle Kuan for your concern~~."

He Dan nodded obediently, and tilted his head to pretend to be cute:

"Although I lost something very important, it is also very interesting to experience a new life that I never dared to think about before."

"You kid..."

Uncle Kuan raised his eyebrows, exchanged glances with Sister Yin, and then smiled meaningfully and said:

"It seems that Sister Yin wasn't fooling me before... You really have a talent for being a girl."

"Wum!"

He Dan's face turned red immediately, and he forcefully argued:

"It's...it's not! I just have a good adaptability!"

In the end, both Uncle Kuan and Sister Yin were amused.

After laughing, Uncle Kuan specifically explained the registration act to He Dan, telling her that all this is a necessary process under the laws of the empire, and I hope she doesn't mind.

He Dan sincerely expressed that he would not mind, and also said that he was very interested in Demon Slaying Division and wanted to join it after passing the assessment.

Of course, Uncle Kuan would not refuse. He first expressed his welcome on behalf of the Zhongyuan County Branch of the Demon Slayer, and also gave He Dan some files and internal study materials that were not highly classified, so that she could study in advance.

Although those political ideas are rather boring, many events recorded in those files are more bizarre and interesting than novels.

At this time, the young guys who were in charge of unloading finally completed the task, but Uncle Kuan was not in a hurry to take people away.

He hesitated for a moment, but still chose to say:

"It's like this, Dandan... You should have heard from Sister Yin that your body is currently composed of Omega, a magical substance from another space.