The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

The Imperial Academy of Sciences has always been very interested in this substance. We would like to collect some of your blood and hair as samples for research, is that okay? "

"No problem at all!"

He Dan readily agreed, but a few seconds later he was a little worried:

"It's easy to talk about collecting blood, but the hair... won't make me short, right? I really like the way my hair reaches my waist now~~."

"Of course not, don't worry."

Uncle Kuan laughed dumbfoundedly:

"You only need a few centimeters long, and it will definitely not affect your beauty... By the way, were you really a young man before? Didn't you always disguise yourself as a man?"

"It's been said that they just have better adaptability!" He Dan said shyly.

However, the sample collection did not go well.

He Dan's body, which is continuously strengthened by nuclear fusion energy, is not only frighteningly powerful, but also has an incredible degree of toughness.

The members of Uncle Kuan's scientific team initially wanted to draw He Dan's blood with an ordinary syringe.

As a result, no matter how hard the needle was pierced, it could not leave a trace on He Dan's snow-white skin. Instead, he was as fragile as a biscuit stick, breaking into several pieces with a little force.

Later, they changed to special alloy sabers, and wanted to make a small incision in He Dan's skin first, and then squeeze a little blood out for research.

It's a pity that even the alloy saber, which cuts iron like mud, is like touching porcelain against He Dan's white and tender skin. After breaking several times in a row, it failed to achieve its goal.

Not to mention breaking He Dan's skin, an attack that would kill an ordinary person would not even make her feel pain when stabbed on her body.

"Probably... it's the feeling of gently scratching it with your nails?"

Facing the curious inquiries from the members of the scientific team, He Dan replied innocently.

The magic of omega substances once again amazed the members of the scientific team, and He Dan's expression of "Can you do it?" also made them a little unconvinced.

Since ordinary tools are not easy to use, then use mechanized equipment!

They don't believe it!That girl's skin, which looks like soft tofu, can be tougher than the material of aerospace equipment?

However, it turns out that He Dan's girly skin is indeed superior.

After the syringe needle and the alloy saber, the chainsaw, the electric drill, and even the high-pressure water knife and the heat energy laser were all defeated under He Dan's skin without causing any harm to her.

Skin is like this, and hair is certainly no exception.

The members of the scientific team who did not give up tried all kinds of tools at hand, but they also failed to remove a single bit of He Dan's hair.

"It seems that it is difficult to sample omega substances by ordinary methods..."

Seeing that some people in the science team even came up with the crazy idea of ​​summoning a satellite cannon to try it out, Lao Kuan quickly stopped them:

"Since you can't do it, let's forget it first. When I go back, I will apply for a fairy sword or enchanted weapon with a better defense-breaking effect, and I will collect it next time."

"Actually... there is another way, a very simple way."

Sister Yin, who had been watching the excitement, finally couldn't help laughing:

"Are you little nerds doing research and making yourself stupid? You can't even think of such a simple solution?"

"you……!"

Being ridiculed face-to-face like this, the members of the scientific team leading the team will naturally look ugly.

But when he saw that even his boss, Lao Kuan, wanted to obediently call 'Sister Yin', he still suppressed his reluctance and showed a stiff smile:

"Then I don't know what Senior Silver has taught you?"

"It's a very short answer~~."

Miss Yin smiled lightly and shrugged:

"Since Dandan's physical strength is so exaggerated, can she do it by herself? With her biting force and the sharpness of her teeth, it shouldn't be a problem to bite your fingers and let you have a few drops of blood."

"This……"

Including Uncle Kuan, the members of the monster slaying scientific team were all dumbfounded.

This is indeed a very simple solution, but they really have to ignore it.

Facts proved that Sister Yin's judgment was very correct. He Dan's fair skin, which could not even be pierced by electric drills, water jets, and lasers, was easily bitten out by herself.

However, before her blood filled the one milliliter test tube, the blood hole the size of a millet had completely healed.

After that, He Dan bit himself several times in a row, and finally met the sampling needs of the scientific group.

But there's nothing she can do if she wants her hair... She can't stop biting herself, so she can only wait for Lao Kuan to come next time after receiving the fairy sword.

Chapter 14 The Second Phase of Training

With the living supplies and seafood sent by Lao Kuan, He Dan's study and training life at Yinjie's place has basically stabilized.

For the next month and a half, she was doing the most basic strength control and balance exercises just like the first afternoon.

Think of everything around you as eggs, and be careful no matter what you do.

[Tinker] Uncle had to come several times a day at first, but later it gradually became once a day or even once a few days.

Finally, when He Dan hadn't stepped on the floor or damaged any furniture for a week, Sister Yin announced that her practice could enter the next stage.

"Are you going to teach me how to fight next? Miss Yin?"

He Dan was eager to try.

The two months of careful life made her want to stretch her muscles to the fullest.

"Fight? No, no, no..."

However, Miss Yin shook her head:

"That's the last step. You need to be able to accurately control your own strength. But you should also like the next training... Come with me."

After finishing speaking, Sister Yin took He Dan to an audio-visual entertainment room in the villa, and took out an old-fashioned game console and a yellow-shell cassette under her curious eyes.

"The next training you have to do is this."

Sister Yin smiled and connected the game console to the TV, and plugged in the cassette:

"Clear this game, even if you have completed the second stage of training."

"This is... "The Plumber Saves the Princess"? It's such an old game."

He Dan picked up the controller and entered the game as he spoke, and curled his lips after seeing the opening:

"It's actually the simplest infinite life mode... Sister Yin, are you underestimating me? Don't forget that I used to be an otaku. I can clear this kind of game in one day...no, two hours!"

"Oh? Is that~~?"

Sister Yin gave He Dan a meaningful look, and then touched her head:

"Then you can work hard... If you can pass the level within a month, even Xiao Dandan is amazing~~."

"Hey?"

Just as He Dan was about to ask why, Sister Yin waved her hand and left the room.

She could only try to play with it by herself...and soon knew the answer.

It's not that the content of the game has been magically changed, the problem is still her own.

Only 20 seconds after the game started, when the first monster appeared in front of He Dan, she habitually pressed the handle to control the game character to jump up and trample the monster to death.

Then there was a click...the handle was shattered into pieces.

Of course, a game character that lost control would not jump up by itself, just stand there stupidly and be killed by the first monster that most novices can kill.

This……

He Dan was a little dumbfounded, and soon realized that the plastic box under the TV was too conspicuous.

She walked over to pull out the box and opened it, and there were indeed brand new game controllers inside, as well as a note left by Sister Yin:

[There are a total of 20 handles here, and [Tinker] will repair them once a day.If Dandan, you destroy all 20 handles before dark, be careful and punish~~. 】

Seeing the word [punishment], He Dan subconsciously felt a chill in her buttocks, and the feeling of extreme shame made her face scald hot.

Never get spanked again!

He Dan secretly made up his mind, took another deep breath, and took out a new controller from the plastic box to link with the game console, ready to continue training.

But even if she is mentally prepared and understands the key to this training, it is still very difficult not to damage the handle.

The reason why she can not cause damage in her daily life now is because she imagines everything as an egg in her mind, and carefully controls her strength in everything she does, so she can barely do it.

But not playing games.

The game itself requires a high degree of concentration from the player, otherwise it will easily fail.

While concentrating on the game, it is really difficult for He Dan to carefully control the strength in his hands so as not to break the gamepad.

Although she is very familiar with the game, when all 20 handles were used up on the first day, she only passed less than one-fifth of the first level of the game.

And there are seven more levels that are longer and more difficult than the first level.

For the first time in two lives, He Dan felt that playing games was so painful. Several times she couldn't bear it and smashed the game console and TV together...the end result was that Yin Jie pressed her on the bed and beat her ass hard.

It was not until the seventh day of No.20 that He Dan, under the witness of Sister Yin, cleared the game that had tortured her for nearly a month with only one controller, and completed this stage of training.

Papa papa~~.

"Awesome... Dandan, your talent is even better than I thought!"

Sister Yin did not hold back her own applause and praise:

"According to this progress, it won't be long before you can pass the assessment, regain your freedom and join the demon slaying division~~."

"Hmm, of course, if I'm serious, I'm still very good!"

He Dan also raised her chest and raised her face, her confident appearance was almost completely different from when she was an otaku before.

It is actually normal to have this kind of change. People's self-confidence is often directly proportional to their ability.

In addition to training according to Sister Yin's instructions these days, He Dan also learned a lot about the supernatural side of this world from the materials given by Uncle Kuan.

After discovering that most of the high-ranking cultivators in the past seemed to be inferior to her, she inevitably became a little proud.

"Yes, yes, of course I know that you are very powerful, Dandan~~."

But after pulling He Dan's face, Sister Yin became serious:

"But Dandan, you also have to remember—there are some people beyond others, and there is a sky beyond the sky! When you enter the work of demon slayer in the future, you must not underestimate the enemy! It will be very miserable for a beautiful girl like you to fall into the wrong hands!"

"Know~~dao~~la~~!"

He Dan prolongs the sound on purpose, half acting coquettishly half complaining:

"Sister Yin, you have said these words several times, you really look more and more like my mother..."

. . . . .

The Great Qin Empire, in the Indian Ocean.

Today is also a sunny day, a fishing boat about 60 meters long is full of laughter.

More than a dozen fishermen were happily chatting, and began to imagine the chic life of spending money like water after returning to Hong Kong to sell a boat full of harvest.

They are an ocean-going fishing boat that specializes in catching precious ingredients. This time they were lucky enough to bump into a school of fish that was migrating collectively, which can be described as a bumper harvest.

However, there is a word that is completely universal no matter where it is on the earth, it is called "extreme joy begets sorrow".

When a certain sailor was bragging about what poses and how to play with two young models after he went back, he suddenly saw the shadows of other ships appearing on the sea level in the distance from the corner of his eye.

Are you a colleague?

He picked up the binoculars curiously and glanced at it, and his face changed drastically:

"Captain! It's bad! There are pirates!"

Chapter 15 Your seafood is going out of stock!

"What? Pirates?"

The captain quickly picked up the binoculars and looked into the distance.

Those boats were all fast boats, and more than a dozen boats came into view during the conversation, surrounding the fishing boats from all sides, and they kept pressing.