I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

I'm an anchor in Ark, if I don't get into the game, I'm a success

(It’s not a movie review stream, it’s a daily article from the main city!!!)

Xianyu is a film policeman who can be seen everywhere in Longmen.The only fun is to interact with the barrage live broadcast in the "Douyu Live Streaming System" incarnation of "Anchor Poseidon" after get off work.

"Today we're going to play this [Grand Theft Horse Hunter], and choose Chen sir as the protagonist? Chen sir's body is too good, so you don't even need a dog. You really don't agree with the white characters of the ID called 'Chixiao Bloodthirsty Sword'. "

"Today I'm here to share with you [Top 5 Masters of Longmen], Wei Yanwu? What kind of CJB is he? I haven't lost a BO5 with him... Big brother whose ID is 'Family has a beautiful wife', don't private message me, my buddy won't tell you The anchor's address."

In this way, Xianyu went to work during the day and was deflated and vented in the live broadcast at night, until one day——

"Just *longmen swearing* your name is Poseidon!"

The entrance door was kicked open by Miss Chen Huijie, the senior police superintendent.

I am super, those barrages turned out to be real people! ?

Before being escorted by Chen sir to step on the sewing machine, Xianyu regretted her past.

01. The salted fish that did not cross the dragon gate

"No. 14514 is out!"

"To!"

In the police station under the Longmen Guards Bureau, a young man wearing a Longmen police uniform with white hair, who looked ordinary at first glance, but looked clean and fresh upon closer inspection, stepped forward, raised his hands and saluted loudly and came out of the queue. respond.

"Okay, very energetic! Then, Comrade Xianyu, the organization has decided that today you will be in charge of traffic control at the intersection of Chenghua Avenue."

The middle-aged uncle wearing the same uniform, but with larger shoulders and official positions, pointed at Xianyu and said.

"Ah, boss, in fact, I'm changing eggs recently, you think it's time to change someone..."

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and take over the shift!"

"Yes……"

It seems that even during the egg-changing period in the police station, she would not be able to get sick leave. Xianyu could only nod in agreement with a helpless face, packed up the table and left the police station, and rode on her beloved little eDonkey.

About 15 minutes after leaving the police station, Xianyu came to an intersection.This road can be regarded as one of the most prosperous areas in the entire Longmen, and it is precisely because of this that Xian Yu does not want to be in charge of directing the traffic in this area.

During the peak period, my commanding gestures seemed to others to look like a fireball, not to mention, the main reason is that there are often all kinds of strange ghosts and snakes on this road.

"Hey, you're the one taking over today. I thought Xianyu would just run away."

The policeman who was originally standing at the command podium immediately greeted Xianyu and packed his things to prepare for his shift.

"No profit, so how is the traffic flow in the morning?"

Xian Yu took over and stood on the podium, asking colleagues about the intensity of work today.

"It's okay, it's much more leisurely than expected, anyway, just do your best, I'll go back first. I have a date with a girl tonight~"

"You change your girlfriend more frequently than I change my underwear, wait for the kitchen knife xbzz"

Xian Yu gave the middle finger to the blond colleague with a more handsome face as a farewell, and then switched roles to become a traffic controller.

——But since that guy Leo said he didn't have many cars, he should be able to easily fool him today.

Xian Yu thought so.

20 minutes later--

"No. 3, No. 3! We lost our target, and we can't even see the taillights. It is running in your direction now, and it is impossible to stop it now. You are the last line of defense, everyone's hope ——Our sacrifice must not be meaningless, right, Xianyu!"

"Damn it, don't just give up like that! Got it, isn't it just a red triple speed, let me stop it!"

Xian Yu put down the walkie-talkie and stared at the distant horizon with her eyes wide open.

Not long after, the roar of the car engine reached Xianyu's eardrums. Along with the fission of the earth, a red phantom appeared on the far side of the main road.

"I saw it, I saw it! The license plate number is Long A12345, Jonny, Jia Yile, your sacrifices will not be in vain! Watch me push it back—wait a minute, this is not Mrs. Wenyue, the wife of Chief Wei License plate!"

Xian Yu was about to raise her hand to block the vehicle, but suddenly realized what the wrong-looking license plate meant.

"Yeah, we didn't dare to stop, so we let you die... I mean, I gave you the last ripple."

A guilty voice came from the other side of the intercom.

"Send it to death!"

Xian Yu yelled at the intercom angrily, and at the same time the special car for the wife of the mayor of Longmen also sped past Xian Yu.

Although I don't know who is sitting in the car, sometimes Zhengyi needs to take a nap.

After watching Mrs. Wenyue's car go away, before Xianyu could breathe a sigh of relief, another black high-end car drove by not far away.

The car flew at a low altitude close to the road, at about the same speed as the blind monk Tian Yinbo.Except for the blind monk, almost anyone who sees it will exclaim, "It really can fly."

"Brand number Long A43967 - nothing, watch me teach him a lesson!"

I am obedient to my boss, and I strike hard at passers-by. After confirming that the other party is not someone who can hold her job high, Xian Yu immediately picked up the ticket and rushed out to collect the performance.

I saw Xianyu stepping out of the podium handsomely, and saw with my own eyes a bald head emerging from the co-pilot of a black luxury car!

No, although they are all reflective, they don't seem to be bald.

Xian Yu squinted her eyes to see who the other party was, but the 'bald head' was very generous, and introduced herself directly:

"Apurupai~!"

"I'm super, Penguin Logistics!"

chug chug chug-

With the achievements in hand, the headgear was squeezed out, and it turned out to be the god of death inside!

Xianyu hid back at the command podium without saying anything. In an instant, most of the street was covered with rubber bullets from the Rutland gun in the hands of the mysterious man with the bright head who emerged from the co-pilot.

"Angel, the barrage on the port side is too thin!"

"OK OK~ Watch me beat them all back!"

Accompanied by the conversation between the two girls, the original sound of "thud, thud, thud" turned into "puff, puff, puff, puff -" The bullets were fired too densely, making the sound sound like it was accidentally released in a public place.

If Mrs. Wenyue dared not stop, then Penguin Logistics would not be able to stop them. Who knows how these courier delivery guys are hunted down all day long, and take pictures of Fast and Furious on the streets of Longmen every day.

Of course, even so, the Longmen Guard Bureau is not a vegetarian. There are always sirs on the ground who dare to face the holy light of angels.

"Don't be afraid to keep chasing, I'll cover you!"

Speaking of ghosts, ghosts really do come.

"Ghost Sister", a sassy and powerful operator of the Longmen Special Operations Team with green hair, followed closely behind Penguin Logistics. She held a triangular shield with one hand to resist all rubber bullets, and waved her back with the other hand. Brothers, don't panic.

In this way, the two forces clung to each other on the streets of Longmen, and at the same time involved all the unlucky people around them who hadn't had time to escape.

The typhoon passed by, and everything was dead. After confirming that the flames of war had passed away, Xianyu poked his head out tremblingly, and watched several Namo Gatling Buddhas go away.

"It's not that I'm cowardly, I'm just respecting Sister Gui and the others' work."

Although no one is around, Xianyu still wants to hypnotize herself.

After timidly getting up from the podium and returning to work, Xian Yu finally found a private car parked on the zebra crossing after an unknown period of time.

Business~achievement~want~arrived~hand~hehehehehe

Xian Yu made Wuhu's voice and immediately moved to the side of the private car, politely knocked on the side window, and then snapped down a ticket.

I can't cure Wenyue, I can't beat Penguin Logistics, I can't control you?

"Young man, my old antique 86 is a little broken. Can you help me take a look?"

The window of the car was lowered slowly, and a well-dressed mouse with shiny and smooth hair and an old but striking face sat in the driver's seat and asked Xianyu.

"I'm sorry, old man, no matter what the situation is, if you park illegally, you still have to get a ticket...Mr. Shushushushushushuwang!?"

Xian Yu was stern and selfless and was about to stick the ticket on the windshield, but he caught a glimpse of Shushu in the driver's seat out of the corner of his eye, and screamed out in fright.

"There are rewards and punishments, good officer."

"No, no, Mr. Shu Wang. My surname is Xian, not Hao. In addition, I actually used this ticket to wipe my nose. Well, I have practiced car repair and so on. You can leave it to me at ease." Bar!"

Xianyu said incoherently, wiped his nose with the ticket and kicked it into his pocket, then rolled up his sleeves and quickly expressed his gratitude.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in Longmen is not just a literal "dragon and tiger". Many bigwigs really live in this city, and it is generally not easy to mess with them.

If he offends Mrs. Wenyue, then there is a high probability that he will be expelled from work the next day because he walked into the office with his left foot and did not wear socks with the logo of the Longmen Guards Bureau.

If you offend Penguin Logistics, then you will most likely be mailed to the Colombian waste treatment plant in 4 days, in the form of 5-6 packages.

And if you offend the rat king in front of you... then the anglers in the Longmen artificial river will be blessed the next day, and they can catch a big one.

All in all, Xianyu is very clear about the operating mechanism of the city of Longmen, and as a poor man, in order to survive, the best choice is naturally to be cautious in words and deeds, and try not to offend any gods.

"The old mouse king has been repaired! But this is only a temporary solution, you'd better go to the auto repair shop to take a good look."

Xian Yu poked his head out from the hood of the car, and Shu Wang's 86 also restarted the engine.

"Hehehe, there are two brushes. I will go to the Guard Bureau to pay the fine later. Thank you today, young man."

"No, no, no, no, just serve the people!"

Shu Wang smiled at Xian Yu, but Xian Yu just stood at attention nervously and saluted, watching Shu Wang raise the glass and drive away.

Just when Xianyu breathed a sigh of relief, a familiar voice came from behind again.

"Any more banana peels, Texas! Loggerhead shells are fine too!"

"There was nothing like that from the beginning."

The familiar black luxury car of Penguin Logistics drove past again.

"Everyone, work harder, it's the last lap!"

Sister Gui followed closely behind with members of the SWAT team.

——You play go-karts every other time! ?

Xian Yu, who was sprayed with exhaust fume, complained loudly, but it was just complaining loudly in her mind.

------

The painful but extremely peaceful day finally came to an end. Xianyu returned to the police station, took off her uniform, changed back into the cheap casual clothes she usually wore, and lazily embarked on her way home.

Xianyu is a 'time traveler', at least he can see that this is not the world he was originally in, because he has never seen so many guys with animal ears on their heads apart from Manzhan or Furuikong's gathering place.

This seems to be a mobile game, right?What is it called after tomorrow or yesterday's yellow flower or something.

Xian Yu vaguely remembered that this place seemed to be a mobile game world, but he didn't really care much about it.

For Xian Yu, the one thing he cares more about is: Fuck me! ?

For others to travel through different worlds relying on the plug-in system, not to mention causing harm, at least they are full of evil.

But why did you stretch your hips when you got here?

Xian Yu has been waiting for the cheat system to go online since she was born, but instead of waiting for the cheat system to come online, she waited for a natural disaster to ride her face.

That natural disaster drew a dividing line for Xianyu's childhood in the second life of another world, forcing him to leave his hometown passively, wandering around and finally ending up in Longmen.

Longmen is a good place, with outstanding people.No matter what kind of bastard he is, he can have a place, and he even crammed into the iron job of the Guard Bureau.

Although it is a policeman of the police station under the Guard Bureau, it is completely different from the star superintendents of the special police team such as Chen Sir and Miss Shi Huaiya.These top guards who are active in the front line must have ability, ability, pedigree, pedigree, and connections.

But Xian Yu has no complaints.After all, the smaller the ability, the smaller the responsibility, and my ordinary quality around the average line is more suitable for an honest family of policemen and civilians.

In short, the current Xianyu no longer expects the system to manifest. His only goal now is to become a group leader as soon as possible, and then set up his own house.

"Yo, Brother Zi, it's early to close the stall today."

Passing by a linwan shop (the linwan is too troublesome, so it will be called fish ball in the future), Xianyu greets the knife-wielding owner who looks a little sinister at first glance.

"Abo Dong called me home for dinner, Officer Xian."

The Ursus youth called 'Brother Zi' responded while tidying up the stall.

"Then there is no discount for fish ball vermicelli soup today?"

"Um"

"Oh... ok, I'm leaving then."

"Um"