The dinner she usually ate was gone, which made Xian Yu sigh, and made her look a little shorter.But Zi blinked his eyes, not knowing that being called to eat had caused such a great harm to the regular customer.
After dawdling back to the not-so-big remote rental house, Xianyu took out instant noodles from the cupboard and soaked them in hot water, turned on the computer and clicked on the browser.
"(.???)ノ?Hi! I'm from MSR, everyone's idol Sora~! Today I want to turn my heart to you, KiraKira~!"
"Oh oh oh sora-chan! Sora-chan! (ノ???)ノ"
The yellow-haired Luper idol star girl was posing on the computer, and Xianyu outside the computer opened the Salamani in her hand and started calling.
Xianyu doesn't have many hobbies, and star chasing is barely one of them. Among them, he belongs to Penguin Logistics, but at the same time is a newcomer idol of MSR Records, which is Xianyu's most popular existence.
"Then the first song I present to you is "The Lone Wolf of Texas""
"Ow!"
Xianyu was already ready for support, but the moment Kong held the microphone and spoke, a dialog popped up suddenly.
【Do you want to understand the meaning of life?Do you want to really...live? 】
"Get out, don't let the pop-up ad prevent me from watching Sora-chan."
Xian Yu didn't even look at the contents of the pop-up window, and just clicked the × in the upper right corner.
At the same moment when the mouse is clicked, a sudden change occurs!
Xian Yu only felt that she was suddenly picked up and soaked in the rushing river, but the river was composed of codes and information
Baiyun Canggou is a drop in the ocean, everything becomes cloud and smoke before Xianyu's eyes, and all the sufferings of this land are gone, like tears melted into rainwater.
Everything turns into the ultimate answer - the mother's birth
[Congratulations on starting the 'Douyu Live Broadcasting System', please enter your anchor name. 】
"What? Live broadcast? System?"
After brainstorming, Xianyu stared blankly at the dialog box on the desktop, rubbed his hair and tentatively entered the word 'Poseidon'.
[Welcome, host Poseidon.The first live broadcast is about to begin. 】
"Wait a minute, what live broadcast—"
Xianyu's confusion has not yet been answered, and a series of barrage bars suddenly appeared on the right side of her line of sight.
{Chixiao Blood Drinking Sword (logged in)}: What is this, a new scam software?
{Mascot (logged in)}: Gaw! ?I am obviously looking at stock funds, where is this?
{Cheese Snow Leopard (logged in)}: Some kind of emerging communication device?Interesting, and worth looking into.
{Old Maid with Cat Ears (logged in)}: A certain strong interference phenomenon appeared in multiple areas and converged here. What does this mean?
{Demolition Ghost (logged in)}: What J8 is the upstairs talking about.
{Bad Movie King (logged in)}: What are you doing?I'm still writing the script!
{Electric attribute Luo Xiang (logged in)}
{Happy block 1 (logged in)}
……
"What's all this mess?"
Several strange IDs kept popping up from the barrage bar on the right side of the field of view. This weird phenomenon made Xianyu complain in a low voice, and with this sentence, the barrage bar became active again.
{Mascot}: Did someone just speak? ?
{Bad Film King}: Haunted?No, didn't it mean that Longmen doesn't allow ghosts to become spirits now, they are all incorporated into the police.
{Old Maid with Cat Ears}: The way this sound propagates does not obey the physical properties of sound waves. It would be more reasonable to regard it as some kind of Originium skill.
{Explosion Genius}: What are the J8 things upstairs talking about?
"—"
Xianyu watched these barrages scrolling and finally realized one thing. It seemed that he had really started live broadcasting.
[Continuous live broadcast, continuous joy!Whether Bo Jun smiles or changes his life, all the choices are in your hands—the anchor 'Poseidon', the first live broadcast, officially begins! 】
Following the system prompt, Xianyu's anchor career officially kicked off!
02. Game back: "Grand Theft Horse Hunter"
{Great Desolation Starfall}: When I was practicing oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, I heard the notification sound saying 'the host Poseidon is on the air', and then I saw the chat conversation, is it the same for you?
{World Cup}: +1, my companion Faust seems invisible, it feels like falling into a pit...
{Cheese Snow Leopard}: Usually, I punish people who disturb my rest, but you got my interest, 'Poseidon'.
Seeing people chatting with various strange IDs in the barrage bar, Xianyu realized that she had indeed started the live broadcast in some way.
——In short, you can’t be in a daze like this all the time, you have to do something.
Xianyu cleared her throat and spoke into the microphone while recalling the live broadcasters she had watched in her previous life.
"Good evening to all my friends who don't know where I'm from or whether I'm a real person. I'm a newcomer, Poseidon, 19 years old. I have a bachelor's degree, a professional anchor, and graduated from——"
{Explosive Ghost Talent}: Stop talking nonsense, whoever wants to listen to you, give me a lighter!
{Chi Xiao Blood Drinking Sword}: I have tasted enough redundant self-introductions at the meeting.
The bullet screens seemed dissatisfied with Xianyu's opening remarks.
"Wow...then let's skip the self-introduction first. Think about it. I don't have a camera here, and it's not VTB. The introducer has a shit. But it's a live broadcast, what is it going to broadcast... Huh? "
Xian Yu frantically refreshed the desktop while talking nonsense, at a loss. Just when he was thinking about biting a lighter, a game icon suddenly appeared on the desktop.
[This live broadcast is "Game Live", please host Poseidon to click on the installed game to play live broadcast]
A system prompt popped up, and now Xian Yu has no choice but to bite the bullet and open the game called "Grand Theft Horse Hunter".
Accompanied by a round of strong music, it seemed to be a very old song, and the game screen appeared on Xianyu's computer.
{Mascot}: Oh, finally there is a picture, this lady is almost asleep
{Bad Film King}: Hey, isn’t it Longmen!
The barrage chattered and discussed, and Xianyu looked at the computer screen, and it was indeed Longmen City State.
"Anyway, let me take a look at the background introduction first: 'The player is a Longmen veteran in the world of "Grand Theft Auto". Because the barbecue restaurant he opened was taken down by the urban management, he had to take risks and fell into the dark side of Yuanli to capture other people's money. Mom' - it's really Longmen, I'm familiar with this!"
Xianyu geared up to open the face-shaping interface.
"Anyway, the protagonist's name is [Chen], the setting is that of a dragon, and then the hair is dyed blue, and the weapon is a long sword, and the character is lawful justice - perfect!"
{Mascot}: Why do you feel like you created a guy that I know very well?
{Chi Xiao Blood Drinking Sword}: Anchor, you...forget it
{RT-Mart has been killing fish for ten years}: Well, isn’t this Officer Chen?I saw it on TV, it should be right
Looking at the blue-haired dragon policeman that Xianyu had created, the barrage chattered and discussed, and they quickly came to the conclusion: it was him! (Referring to Chen Huijie)
"I just chose a hair color, race, gender, and personality. How can I directly create someone who is exactly the same... Forget it. Anyway, let's start the game!"
Xian Yu rubbed her hair, didn't think about it, just regarded it as a big game of artificial AI, and happily entered the game.
In the picture, the protagonist, Officer Chen, drove a police car all the way around corners at the beginning, and then a handsome and elegant man stopped in front of a factory gate, watching the factory take off the intercom.
Chen: HQ, this is Chen. I found the suspect’s hiding place and requested support.
HQ: Received, please stand by, reinforcements will arrive soon
Chen: No, the suspect may escape at any time, I will try to arrest him first, Over
The protagonist hangs up the walkie-talkie, picks up the long sword, pushes open the factory gate and walks inside...
{Mascot}: This kind of flag is usually a death flag. Don’t imitate it. In reality, just wait for the police uncles and sisters to come over.When a person goes up alone, he gives his head away
{Shi Le}: You may also become an anesthetic investigator, a demon-exorcist ninja, a female spy, and other interesting plots~
[Super Tube Warning: Please don't use water heaters in the live broadcast room, otherwise the latest review system 'Hedgehog Meow' will be deployed to ban it]
"No, the bullet screen is high yellow, why are you warning me!?"
{Chixiao Blood Drinking Sword}: Wait, this place...
{Bad Movie King}: When will the factory explode?
{Explosive Genius}: When will the factory explode?
"How can there be an explosion at the beginning! Anyway, don't make any noise, don't make any noise, don't make any noise. This is very crucial. The first battle is coming!"
Xianyu complained about the outrageous barrage, and then focused on the picture.
"It turned out to be an action fighting game, with light punches, heavy fists, elbow strikes, throwing skills, left and right kicks - the operation is too hard-core, hey!"
Xianyu watched the tutorial and tried to fight with the gangsters who gathered around him, but because he was not familiar with the fighting mechanism, Chen in the screen was beaten in turn by the gangsters.
{Mascot}: Hahaha, come on, anchor, Officer Chen is about to be beaten to death~
{Cheese Snow Leopard}: Even in Longmen, the process of law enforcement is still so primitive, but I have learned a lot.
{Chi Xiao Blood Drinking Sword}: Are you an idiot!First throw punches to disturb the posture of the enemy in front of you, then use the throwing technique to drag the enemies behind you, and finally open the distance and slowly mediate with the remaining two people!
{Electric Attribute Luo Xiang}: In this case, the opponent attacks first, and the purpose is clearly to kill, so you will not be sentenced to criminal responsibility even if you exercise the right to counterattack in self-defense without restriction, there is no need to be afraid.
{World Cup}: That friend dug a hole to catch food, but I accidentally stepped in it. Is she responsible?
{Electricity Luo Xiang}: ...you need to compensate for her trap
"That ID is 'Chixiao Blood Drinking Sword', it's easy for you to say, how can you do it! Come on, let me give you the keyboard, I'm not really Sir Chen, I'm just a film policeman with a mixed salary—— oh wow , won without any risk!"
Xianyu was exchanging barrage with the barrage while tapping the keyboard wildly. Finally, she defeated the four gangsters when she only had one-fifth of her HP left.
After defeating the gangster who came to hear the sound, the protagonist Chen continued to explore the inside of the factory, and soon saw a different enemy on a processing line, because he was staring at the scarlet word "Old Mo" on his head. It is BOSS.
Lao Mo: The haunting note...!If you have the ability, keep chasing, I promise to turn you into a frozen fish in this factory!
Chen: Let’s leave the harsh words to the prison. You collude with Ursus spies in an attempt to sabotage the Longmen transportation system. What awaits you is either committing suicide in fear of crime, or being caught by me and imprisoned for the rest of your life.From your point of view, jumping off a building right now is a nice relief.
{The King of Bad Movies}: This cruel sentence is good, I want to copy it
{Mascot}: Wait a minute, this fish factory... and that Ursus spy named Lao Mo, isn't this the one where the kingfish acted! ?
{Happy block one}: Where is Haisi?
{Chi Xiao Blood Drinking Sword}: Broadcaster, where did you get this game, I hope you will cooperate with the investigation and confess.
{Explosive Wizard}: Huh?My tentacle radar tells me that there seems to be melons to eat.
{Stupid Dog}: Melon!I want to eat melon too!
"Don't ask me, I don't know where this game came from. The anchor's games are all grown in the ground."
For some strange reason, the barrage started talking again, so Xianyu had to press SKIP to fast-forward to the next episode.
03. Game back: "Grand Theft Horse Hunter"
In the game, Chen, a sassy guard girl with short blue hair, horns on her head and a tail behind her, is in a fierce confrontation with the boss of this level.
Chen: You have nowhere to escape. No matter what you and those dirty people behind you are planning, Longmen is not a place you can get your hands on!
'Old Mo': Damn Longmen Guards Bureau, don't think you've won!As long as I reach that place, I can pollute all the water sources in Longmen, Jie Jie Jie Jie!
The boss in the game seemed to know that he couldn't beat the police detective in front of him, so he finally chose to turn around and run away in cold sweat, carrying out his evil and despicable plan.
Chen: Hmph, want to escape?
The camera switches from the broadcast CG back to the main character Chen.
{RT-Mart Kills Fish for Ten Years}: I remember, the newspaper reported this before. The Guards Bureau arrested an Ursus spy suspected of a major national security crisis, and the Guards Bureau captured the spy. The operator is none other than Officer Chen.
{Mascot}: Ahem, although the rice noodle dragon was the first to catch the spy, her companions also played a vital role, such as Miss Shihuaiya.
{Stupid dog}: What kind of dish is a spy, is it pretending to be eaten?
{Chixiao Drinking Blood Sword}: It is a hateful profession that steals state secrets and secretly threatens people's safety - Hey, anchor, what are you doing? Go arrest people, they are all running away!
When Blood Drinking Sword was popularizing spies for others, he saw Xian Yu's irritating operation on the screen.
After the exciting video and learning that Longmen was in danger, Xianyu controlled Officer Chen in the screen to turn over the trash can.
"What's the hurry, the young man is really unstable now. Didn't you see that my HP is all red now? Before the big battle, I must restore my state to full."
You'll Also Like
-
You, a druid, go to practice Taoism?
Chapter 206 2 hours ago -
The magician of the fairy tale world
Chapter 183 2 hours ago -
What if I become a beast?
Chapter 567 3 hours ago -
I am the best in Xiuxian cheating, you guys will bear all the damage
Chapter 170 3 hours ago -
Cultivating Immortality: Taking on the cause and taking over the result, fellow Taoists, help me!
Chapter 99 3 hours ago -
Immortal cultivation starts with copying
Chapter 302 4 hours ago -
Primordial Era: Even the Three Purities Must Call Me Second Uncle
Chapter 246 4 hours ago -
This is what a fairy should be like
Chapter 45 4 hours ago -
Rebirth of India: Superior
Chapter 433 4 hours ago -
Immortality in the Great Qian Dynasty
Chapter 1854 4 hours ago