I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

Xianyu responded unhurriedly, and at the same time controlled Chen to dig out the 'bitten sandwich' from the trash can.

"Look, the supplies are coming soon."

{Chixiao Drinking Blood Sword}: You *longmen swear* dare to eat that thing, I will never forgive you!

{Mascot}: Hahaha!Alright, let’s eat like this, host!Don't stop him, let her eat enough!

{RT-Mart has been killing fish for ten years}: Is Police Officer Chen's financial situation so difficult?Next time I will give her some more fish balls.

{Chixiao Blood Drinking Sword}: Don't substitute the game into reality, hey!

{World Cup}: Damn Longmen, there are such good things even in the trash can!

{Rotten Film King}: ... Dude, can you still afford the Internet fee?

"Okay, after eating the 'bitten sandwich', drinking 'ice tea under the tower crane', and ordering 'raisins under the table', the HP is finally back to full."

Xianyu controlled Officer Chen to eat and drink, finally replenishing his HP, and then started to spin in circles again.

{Chi Xiao Blood Drinking Sword}: Throwing Lou, what are you wandering around!

"I'm looking for a way! There is no guide for this mentally handicapped game—ah, I fell into the salted fish pond."

Xian Yu was distracted from replying to the barrage, but accidentally caused Chen in the screen to fall straight into the salted fish pond.

{Mascot}: No, I'm going to laugh out loud... Hahaha!No matter what I say, I have to record this hopeful video... Hey, can't video?hateful!

{Old Maid with Cat Ears}: Although the pickled fish in Longmen is not as strong as Ursas, the soup contains a lot of chemical substances. The best way is to use some clean fluid to take away the surface solution, so that Can maximize the prevention of possible skin infections.

{Explosive Genius}: What are the upstairs talking about J8

{Chixiao Blood Drinking Sword}: Immediately go to the maintenance channel on the third floor, and then come to the edge of the outer rooftop. You can intercept that guy by jumping down from there. Do you understand?

——How does this guy whose ID is Chi Xiao Blood Drinking Sword understand so well?

Xianyu murmured in his heart while watching the barrage, but he also knew that being stupid all the time would not be considered a live broadcast effect, so he decided to listen to the barrage's instructions and push the pictures honestly.

"The maintenance access on the third floor, right? Let me check and find it."

Xianyu finally controlled Chen to the main plot path. Officer Chen in the screen flashed between the maintenance lanes, and then came to the corner of the rooftop.

Before reaching the interception point, another suddenly inserted video interrupted Xian Yu's control.

MISSY: Hello!Intestine Fenlong, are you looking for death!Reinforcements will arrive soon, just wait for it!

On the game screen, on the balcony of the building at the far end of the factory, a little tiger wearing an orange and black themed coat shouted loudly to Chen with a loudspeaker.

{Mascot}: Huh?

{Chi Xiao Blood Drinking Sword}: Even this part has been restored?It's weird...

{RT-Mart has been killing fish for ten years}: That seems to be police officer Shi Huaiya, right?

"It's true, apart from other things in this game, the simulation is really well done."

Xian Yu sighed that another character looks exactly like Shi Huaiya, another senior police superintendent of the Longmen Guard Bureau, and then continued to watch the plot.

Chen: By the time your reinforcements arrive at Longmen, it has already been dismantled dozens of times, Char Siu Mao.Just leave it to me.

MISSY: Are you going to show off by yourself again?Humph, don't get me wrong!If I hadn't been in charge of directing everyone to blockade this factory, I would have taken down that little guy long ago!

{Mascot}: This is the confidence and boldness of police officer Shi Huaiya, you all should watch and learn!

"She talks a lot of crap, and her voice is too loud, SKIP"

{Mascot}: Whoa! ?You, you, you talk a lot of nonsense! ?

{Chi Xiao Blood Drinking Sword}: Hahahaha!The anchor is absolutely right.Some people always have no AC number on how bad their voice is.

{Mascot}: You above are looking for a beating! ?

{Chi Xiao Blood Drinking Sword}: Alright, I am happy to accompany you!

{Explosive Genius}: Ask me for a [-]% discount on wholesale bombs

{Cheese Snow Leopard}: Nice smell of blood, even I can feel the excitement

In the live broadcast room, the two IDs scolded each other, while the others were the first to quarrel.

As for Xian Yu, seeing everyone frantically swiping the screen, even with the [Popularity Value] soaring up, he didn't come out to persuade the fight in the end.

After SKIP lost the plot, Xianyu manipulated Officer Chen to finally reach the boss Lao Mo.

Chen: Have you thought about your last words, spy?

'Old Mo': Looks like I'm going to change the taste of dragon meat today - go to hell!

The words were not speculative, and Lao Mo drew out his dagger and put it in a stance, and the bottom of the screen suddenly showed blood.

"It's a BOSS battle, brothers! If you don't pay attention, pay attention, if you pay attention, come and get a card!"

Xianyu, who had already assumed the role of anchor, began to shout, and then controlled Officer Chen to rush forward without saying a word. The next second, he was shot away by the boss.

{Red Sky Blood Drinking Sword}: Shame on you, I really want you to get out of the battlefield... Listen, this guy's dagger is just a blind trick. The actual killing move is a kick. As long as you avoid his whip kick, you can hit him from the side. Tone crushed.

{Rotten Movie King}: I'll go, stand-alone game master!

{Mascot}: I'll go, stand-alone game master!

{Canteen Broken Hot Sauce}: I'll go, stand-alone game master!

"I'll go, master of stand-alone games!"

Xianyu and Danmaku lamented that the hard-core game player whose ID is Chixiao Blood Drinking Sword even knows how to deal with this kind of game boss who doesn't know where he got it.

"But I refuse! Dodging like a man, if a man wants to fight, he will be defeated from the front - come on, draw your sword!"

Xianyu changed her tone and rejected the strategy suggestion from the stand-alone game master, and instead controlled Officer Chen to draw out the long sword worn on his waist.

On the screen, Chen breathed and exhaled, his dantian sank, and his center of gravity slightly slowed down. He took a good posture and tried to draw out the sword 'Chi Xiao', using the forbidden move of Blaster of Absolute Breath.

……but failed!

{Mascot}: What is she doing, humming, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

{Great Desolation Starfall}: I know, it is said that this is an ancient technique that originated from the Eastern Kingdom and was studied to kill giant beasts. Its name is 'Na Dao'

{Chixiao Blood Drinking Sword}: What ancient technique, of course it can't be pulled out now!In short, immediately change to another Jinwei Bureau standard sword!

"Why can't I pull out this long sword B! Change it? Let me see the button to switch weapons..."

Xian Yu looked down at the subtitles on the keyboard, and tentatively pressed a few keys.

On the screen, Chen Huijie first danced square dance on the spot, then said "Wow, you played well" taunting words, and then went up and down crazily with both hands, and turned into a weird air guitar show because of Capping A.

"Okay, I finally cut out the secondary weapon - holy shit, I'm dead!"

Because the boss is always active during the process, when Xianyu finally figured out how to switch weapons, the police officer Chen on the screen had already been stabbed by a spy with frozen tilapia.

The screen gradually dimmed, and a huge line of [Wasted] appeared in front of all the audience and Xianyu.

"..."

Xian Yu scratched her head and remained silent, but the bullet screen was very lively.

{Mascot}: Ahahaha!Intestine Fenlong was stabbed to death by dried salted fish during the fight with gangsters. How could I have such a dream?Hahaha!

{RT-Mart has killed fish for ten years}: I have killed countless fish in my life, and this is the first time I have seen a police officer who was killed by a fish.

{Cheese Snow Leopard}: Hmm... It seems that I should avoid the trip to Longmen for a short time. If I meet that Police Officer Chen, it may cause a diplomatic incident because I can't control my expression.

{Chixiao Drinking Blood Sword}: You *Longmen swear*, I *Longmen swear* you *Longmen swear*, don’t let me know where you are live streaming, or I *Longmen swear* will definitely let you know what cruelty is!

{Explosive Ghosts}: I'm in a hurry, the host's pig-nosed operation has made the stand-alone game master red-hot

"No, it's obviously garbage in this game! And after all, the performance of this character is too bad. What do you do with the knife that you can't pull out every day, and hit people with the scabbard?"

Faced with Chi Xiao's blood-drinking sword's red-hot and foul-mouthed, Xian Yu resolutely blamed the character's performance instead of forcing himself.

[Congratulations to anchor Poseidon!The first live broadcast was successfully completed]

"Ok?"

The system prompt sounded suddenly, and the active barrage suddenly froze and stagnated.

[Congratulations on completing the mission "Beginner", reward: the right to use the live broadcast room]

[Congratulations on achieving the hidden condition "Roar of the Red Dragon"]

["The Roar of the Red Dragon": The red-warm dragon roars, is it roaring for the unfairness of the earth, or is it howling for the host's blood pressure-filled operation?No one knows the truth.Congratulations on getting the talent 'rebuke']

[Talent "Rebuke": A loud voice that can temporarily control the enemy.The more combat experience and courage the opponent has, the less obvious the effect]

[This live broadcast has been settled. Host Poseidon, the past and future are in your hands. Make your choice without regrets]

A series of system prompts kept popping up in front of Xianyu's eyes like spam messages that had been accumulated for a long time. When Xianyu read the last message, the screen completely dimmed, and Xianyu's serious sight also fell into darkness and silence.

04. Who knows the family members, the system seems to be playing for real

"Yawn—hmm, I feel like I haven't slept so well in a long time... Damn, I won't be late!"

In the early morning, Xian Yu got up from the bed and yelled Wangwang contentedly, and then turned on the phone instantly covered in cold sweat.

Fortunately, the time displayed on the screen does not stop my heart and lungs, it is still the time when I wake up on weekdays.

"What did I do last night to have such a high-quality sleep."

Xian Yu rubbed her eyebrows to recall what happened last night, and then her eyes naturally moved to the computer next to her.

"By the way, the live broadcast system——"

Thinking of the inexplicable live broadcast last night and the experience of making a bullet screen so angry, Xian Yu immediately sat in front of the computer and woke up the screen.

[Welcome back, host Poseidon, do you want to start the live broadcast? 】

"...It's actually true."

Xian Yu blinked and looked at the system that popped up, the wonderful and crazy experience last night actually happened for real.

When I had given up all hope of awakening any system, it suddenly popped up, although it was a 'live broadcast system' with an unknown meaning.

You give me a fart for this kind of system...

Xian Yu complained in a low voice, then put on her clothes and rolled off to work obediently.Live broadcasting is entertainment, and being a police officer is life.

——But having said that, is it possible that this [Screaming] talent is for real?

Xianyu glanced at the "Learned Skills" in the corner of the system bar. The word "Learned Skills" lay alone on it.

He didn't think much about it, or because he lived in an apartment in a remote area, he didn't have time to think about it because of the long commute to work.

Holding a piece of expired bread in her mouth, she walked out of the entrance hall. When passing by the room on her left, Xianyu stopped, pondered for a moment and then knocked on the neighbor's door.

"Dang dong dong—are you still alive?"

"...don't disturb my sleep"

"It's good that I'm still alive, then I won't bother you, I'm leaving."

There was a vague response from the door, and Xianyu immediately left after hearing it.

According to Xian Yu's observations over a period of time, his neighbor seems to be a little crazy. The guy with white hair often runs out in the middle of the night and doesn't know what to do, and then comes back in the morning before dawn, dressed in tomato sauce, and goes to sleep in the room.

It stands to reason that this kind of weird guy, as a comrade of the police, must interrogate him carefully.But if the other party is really a killer instead of "I went to Krab King to make hamburgers and got ketchup everywhere because of idiots", then wouldn't I just hit my head on someone else's crossbow?

In fact, Xian Yu could have moved away long ago, but she has no money!So now it's the only thing Xianyu can do to ask this mysterious freelancer whether he is dead or not, so as not to accidentally stink.

The apartment Xianyu rents is a bit out of the way, and even a few blocks next to it are slums. Because of this, sometimes Xianyu can see some troublesome scenes on the way to work - such as now

"Hey, your brand-name clothes look quite expensive. You must be a rich lady, right? Can you borrow some money from your brothers?"

When passing by a deserted alley, Xian Yu saw a few undebuted rappers of the Phonghoof tribe surrounded a purple-haired Zalak girl, saying something with molesting and threatening words.

——Holy crap, it feels like I haven’t seen such a classic and traditional gangster drama for a long time.

Now that even the most vulgar light-hearted comedies are no longer filmed like this, I didn't expect to be able to bump into myself.

Grandma said that when the road is uneven, you must yell.

Seeing this scene, Xian Yu didn't even think about it, rolled up her sleeves and walked towards those gangsters.

"Hey!"

"What's the matter, brat, do you want to be a hero?"

"Hey - my signal is not good, what are you talking about? Hey!"