At the beginning, Xianyu really wanted to be a hero to save the beauty and show the responsibility and responsibility of the people's police, but when he saw the cannibalistic eyes of the gangster and the biceps thicker than his own thigh, he directly pretended to be on the phone and walked from the side. Fool it.
Grandma, you see I did yell, but you didn't say what you were doing after yelling, did you?
"...?"
A question mark appeared on the head of the purple-haired little mouse girl who had witnessed everything, not knowing what kind of snake skin Xian Yu was playing with in this prank operation.
"Really, I really can't leave it alone... You guys, don't you see her troubled? And now it's the age of technology, can you use some novel methods such as online fraud?"
However, Xian Yu went out two steps and finally turned back.
Timid is timid, but it’s okay to say this kind of thing when you can’t see it. If there are fierce people like Mrs. Chen sir around you, it’s okay to say it—since now you are the only one who bumps into it, you can only rely on yourself. OK.
"Hehe, brat, you dare to come back? Do you know the name of our 'Axe Gang'?"
"Axe, Ax Gang...?"
As soon as she heard the self-signed numbers of these West Coast singers, Xian Yu's courage that had just accumulated was scattered all over the place.
Although Longmen is a civilized city on the surface, like other cities, there are many morally corrupt, cruel and cruel guys inside.For example, the penguins... ahem, for example, the ax gang in front of them.
It is said that the Ax Gang was born in the slums and is famous for its brutal killings regardless of the consequences. Recently, the Guard Bureau has been cracking down on gangsters and evil, and this gang is also a key target of stalking.
And such a terrifying gang, let me bump into it on the way to work.
"Hmm..."
Xian Yu swallowed her saliva, several big men took out hatchets and walked towards him, even making Xian Yu so nervous that she forgot to breathe with her gills.
——Think about it quickly. Should you kowtow and admit your mistake, or endure blood and tears and hand over your wallet?No, it is indeed safer to do both together!
Xianyu brainstormed wildly in her head and thought about how to save her life, and finally decided on her choice:
"Don't move! You are the Axe Gang, right? Do you know who I am! Look at this police badge. I am a member of the Special Operations Team of the Longmen Guards Bureau. I am worried that I have no performance recently. It is a good thing to take the initiative to send it to my door. "
Xian Yu's words seemed to detonate a bomb, and instantly made several people look at the police badge in his hand in a daze.
['Rebuke' skill activated successfully]
——Activation successful?
This is a big gamble. Anyone with a little common sense can tell that the police badge in Xianyu's hand is not a special police team, or even the headquarters of the Guards Bureau.
But those gangsters seemed to have completely believed Xian Yu's words, his voice was like a bell, and the few members of the ax gang who were intimidated retreated directly.
"Damn it, it's actually a special police officer... Tsk, let's go!"
At first glance, the vicious and violent gangsters ran away.
——Is the thing obtained from the live broadcast really useful?
The effect of the bluff was much better than expected, which made Xianyu think of the ability she acquired last night.
Broken family members, it seems that you really bought the genuine system?Can't this be the first special broadcast, and become the first anchor of Terra to lead the believers to heaven together?
"Anyway, are you all right, miss?"
Xianyu shook his head and put aside those unrealistic fantasies and asked if the little purple-haired mouse next to him was injured.
"Thank you for your help. I'm fine. Are you a member of the SWAT team?"
The purple-haired girl bowed slightly, her tone polite and calm, and it was completely impossible to tell that she had just been threatened and robbed.
"How should I say this... I'm going to be late for work! Anyway, please be careful in the future, and don't walk this lonely road again, miss!"
Xian Yu wanted to fool him a little bit, but he casually checked the time on his phone, this time the pointer could indeed stop the heart and lungs.
He quickly said hello to the girl, then trotted off the street without looking back, heading towards the police station punch card machine at full speed.
"...Special police, he must be the one dad is talking about, right? Fortunately, I met him for help, otherwise...I might not be able to help but kill all those baits."
The purple-haired girl looked at Xian Yu's back and whispered something penetrating.
05. Officer Chen's visit
"Xianyu, you are late again!"
"Boss, listen to my explanation, Boss! I was robbed by someone on the road today, and the other party was a member of the Ax Gang! I tried my best to barely repel them and protect the peace of Longmen City-State, so—"
"So half of your performance bonus this month will be deducted."
"Do not--!!"
At 8 o'clock in the morning, the police station under the Longmen Guards Bureau staged a fresh sketch farce.
Xian Yu, who still couldn't catch up with the clock-in time, knelt on the ground and looked up to the sky and screamed. The old police officer who looked middle-aged and elderly in front of him sighed and shook his head.
"I said, Xianyu, you can't go out early? You do it to the limit every day."
A man with a blond middle cut, Volper, drinks coffee and asks Hyun-woo why he has such a penchant for being late.
"I've already left the house very early... It's just that I don't have enough time because I live too far away—and Leo, don't you always be late!"
Xian Yu angrily refuted the prejudice of a colleague named Leo.
"Oh, I can't help it. Sometimes I forget to stay in a place where I spend the night with my sister. It's easy to grasp the distance the next day and be late."
Leo spread his hands.
"Boss, look at him, look at him! This is too much!"
Iron-blooded single dog Xianyu almost cried out of anger, and immediately reported to the old police officer.
"Hahaha, when I was young, I was one of the most popular people in the world. I was known as the 'heart-stealing joker' in the world, but I am no longer the same now."
The old police officer cheerfully rubbed his mustache and recalled the glorious days with a smile.
"Huh? Boss, isn't your nickname because you often steal hearts and hearts when you play cards with others, so you are called a heart-stealing joker?"
Xian Yu tilted her head, as if there was some discrepancy between what she heard and what the old police officer said.
"Xianyu is right! The police must have the ability to distinguish right from wrong and check the truth. I reward you for continuing to stand guard on Chenghua Avenue this afternoon."
"Isn't this completely public revenge!?"
Xian Yu complained loudly, then sat down at her desk with a dispirited face, skillfully took out the tea mug to make tea and read the newspaper.
Unlike the busy and exciting headquarters of the Guards Bureau, the police station under Xianyu is basically not responsible for anti-terrorism security tasks. They mainly solve neighborhood disputes and civil issues, and handle household registration and residence related matters. The busiest ones are only temporary traffic police. Directing traffic.
Although there are constant distractions and trivial things, overall it is quite leisurely and comfortable.The salary increase space is indeed endless, but in this world, having an iron rice bowl is already worthy of gratitude.
Because of this, Xianyu doesn't feel full of honor about his identity as a police officer, but at least he takes it seriously - of course, this doesn't stop him from being late for work every now and then.
When Xian Yu was typing on the form, Leo who was next to him suddenly came over.
"Xianyu, I heard that you often play games?"
"Yeah, it's an entertainment activity that is 100% insulated from your current charge. What?"
Xian Yu responded angrily, when your colleague is the ultimate hot-faced scumbag who changes girlfriends almost every day and you have never been in a relationship so far, no matter who you are, no one has the heart to talk to the person in front of you. .
"Have you ever heard of a game called... Grand Theft Auto?"
"Cough cough cough——!!"
Xian Yu spit out the tea she drank into her mouth in an instant, because the name of the game that the other party said was exactly the tricky game Xian Yu played during the live broadcast last night.
"The tea in the pantry has finally expired?"
"If it expires, don't put it in the tea room again! Anyway, where did you hear this name?"
Xian Yu looked at Leo warily.
"Oh, Xiao Qiangwei said that she saw a very interesting live broadcast last night. It was this game. It is said that the main character seems to be Sir Chen."
"Little Qiangwei? Are you getting back together with her?"
"No, I seem to have misremembered it. It's a small apple of the genus Malus in the family Rosaceae."
"It's amazing that you haven't been hacked yet. Anyway, I don't know what you're talking about."
Xianyu waved his hands and pretended not to know. Although he was the person involved, his instinct told him that it would be better not to reveal his identity as an anchor.
"Tch, it's really boring. I thought Longmen really released a game with Sir Chen as the main character."
Leo slumped on the chair, complaining softly with his hands on the back of his head.
"Why, do you like Sir Chen?"
"Look at what you said, among the single dogs in Longmen, who doesn't have a dream for the young senior superintendent of the Guards Bureau? He is sassy and upright, capable and popular, and it is said that he was appointed by Chief Wei. The next heir to the Guards Bureau! If this can be connected, it will be a pure 9999K family marriage in the literal sense!"
Leo imagined the fantasy about Chen Huijie, the senior superintendent of the Guard Bureau, while Xian Yu frowned beside him.
"Come on, that kind of social elite in various meanings is not something your three-legged cat PUA kung fu can control, not to mention that kind of guy must be difficult to get along with. I can't handle the type with high standards and strict requirements."
Xianyu waved her hand. Although many people had illusions about the blue-haired Dragon Guard Superintendent, for Xianyu, she would never get along with that kind of guy who strives for perfection in everything.
"You guys are really a salty fish, you have to be so useless even in fantasy moments. But in the end, it's just idle talk and fun. Although it's all the system of the Guard Bureau, but like us At the police station, the famous Sir Chen probably won’t come here once in his life—"
Boom!
The gate of the police station was suddenly pushed open to interrupt everyone's chatting, and a blue and vigorous shadow quickly came into everyone's eyes.
Wearing a dark blue coat and white shirt from the Guard Bureau, a walkie-talkie is hung on the chest and connected to one ear, and a standard sword and another long sword in the scabbard are pinned to the waist.Tight shorts that are easy to exercise, and strong boots—people in Longmen have more or less seen such an outfit on TV or elsewhere.
"This is the Changqing Police Station of the Longmen Guard Bureau, right? I'm Chen Huijie, Senior Superintendent of the Special Operations Group of the Longmen Guard Bureau, and I want to come and investigate something."
"Chen...Chen...Chen sir!?"
The moment of fantasy did not expect to become reality so soon. Leo stared at the dragon girl in front of him with wide eyes in disbelief. The development was so shocking that this girl even boasted that "anytime and anywhere, as long as I see a girl, I can start immediately." The "handsome" Chi Miannan was stunned.
"Officer Chen! This is the Changqing Police Station. I am Xianyu, a policeman with the number 14514. May I help you!"
Leo was still staring, while Xian Yu on the other side consciously stood at attention, asking Chen Jingli what she could do.
——You guys didn’t have this attitude a few seconds ago! !
Looking at Xian Yu's disguise that was faster than himself, Leo complained loudly in his heart.
06. Chen’s mission, second live broadcast
"May I help you, Officer Chen!"
Xian Yu stood at attention and saluted, her tone and posture were all the same.
In fact, this does not mean that Xianyu really has any unreasonable thoughts about Chen. He is just used to pretending to be serious in front of his leaders.In other words, he is the most vulnerable person in the company.
However, Xian Yu is not the same as a real sycophant, that is, Xian Yu's pretentiousness is actually limited, and he can't pretend for a few days at all.
In the past, when Xianyu first joined the police station, she really looked like a conscientious and good-natured young man, but after a long time, she gradually revealed her original shape. Now she doesn't even bother to find a decent excuse, and the nonsense topics like "egg exchange period" are all changed. out.
"Xianyu, right? Very good, then come out with me."
Chen Huijie nodded, signaling Xianyu to go out with her to deal with the matter.
——Damn Xianyu, who actually sneaked away in such a despicable way!
——Damn Sir Chen, I'm just pretending, don't really call me!
Leo and Xianyu complained loudly about different people in their hearts at the same time.
No way, the price of pretending to be a dedicated pioneer in front of the leader is that there is a real probability of being pulled out to work as a serious and hardworking person.
You can't shout slogans and then really take charge of things, only to be hesitant and give in half-heartedly. That will only make your boss more excited. Don't talk about fishing, or you will be wearing small shoes until you die.
Now Xian Yu can only resign herself to her fate and go out with this handsome senior superintendent who always shows a nameless anger between his brows.
"Is there a convenient place to talk nearby?"
After coming out of the office, Chen Huijie stopped in her tracks and turned to ask Xian Yu. Judging from the serious expression on the other side's face, what she wanted to do here for the first time must have nothing to do with Leo's imagining.
"Yes, there is an open space in the backyard. I usually come here to be lazy when I have nothing to do...I mean to study."
Xian Yu quickly changed her words, but was still glared at by Police Officer Chen.
The two came to the empty space behind the police station one after the other. Chen Huijie looked around to make sure that no one else was interfering, and finally turned his attention to Xianyu in front of him.
"Is your name Xianyu? Let me ask you, what are your hobbies?"
"what?"
As soon as Police Officer Chen opened his mouth, Xianyu was a little stunned. He never thought that the famous Sir Chen would call him out, and the first question was exactly like the way a man and a woman go on a blind date to find a topic.
"Usually... I usually go to the supermarket to buy discounted lunches, play games occasionally, and go to the library to read."
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