I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

"Revenge or something, haha... Wait, 10 murder cases!? How come I never heard of—"

Xianyu laughed heartily, and then broke into a cold sweat.

As a police officer in the Guards Bureau, he had indeed heard that the Ax Gang was a domineering force in the slums recently, but he had never heard that this group of people had a major criminal record such as home invasion and murder.

"...I thought you didn't care about this risk at all, but it turned out that you didn't know it at all? Although this matter has been blocked to a certain extent, as a special police officer, you should at least understand it."

The little pink-haired mouse raised its eyebrows, and Xian Yu's reaction made her feel a little strange.

"Ah, speaking of SWAT—"

Xian Yu remembered that she temporarily forged her identity as a special police team in order to get rid of the gangsters. It seems that Miss Shushu also misunderstood.

"Anyway, you don't have to worry about the Ax Gang anymore. I promise they will never be a threat to you again, ever."

Xian Yu originally wanted to explain that she was just a policeman wearing a special police uniform fooling around, but she was overshadowed by the pink-haired girl's statement that sounded a bit intrusive for some reason.

"Now talking about yourself, do you have any other 'thoughts'?"

Fenfashushu asked Xianyu with a playful expression, and the latter blinked his eyes in a daze.

"Thoughts, uh, what?"

"The idea of ​​getting into the 'other side.'"

"The other side? Isn't there a street of themed restaurants next door? It's too expensive and I can't afford it."

Xian Yu shrugged her shoulders, and simply expressed her thoughts: Grandpa's wallet is not paying.

As for the pink-haired mouse, she sighed slightly after hearing Xian Yu's answer and stood up from the food stall chair.

"Different from the external performance, you are unexpectedly cautious. Let's stop here for today. When you make a decision or plan to learn more, just contact me."

Pinky Mouse didn't communicate too much anymore, she handed over a business card with only the word 'Lin' written on it from her sleeve, and then left the fish ball stall directly.

"???"

Xian Yu looked at the pink mouse in a daze, and then looked at Xiao who was making fish balls next to him.

"A new type of fairy jump?"

"I do not know."

Brother Zi expressed his opinion on this matter: I don’t know.

------

On the other side, the pink-haired Shushu got into a car after leaving the fish ball stall, and his cell phone rang in his pocket.

"Are you not satisfied with the assistant candidate I recommended this time, Yuxia?"

On the other side of the phone, there was an old but energetic voice.

"It's okay. Although you can't usually see it, it can give off a strong momentum. The most important thing is to have a sense of justice that is not false and not too direct, but it is a little too cautious. My invitation just now was completely ignored by him. "

The girl called 'Yuxia' responded to the phone.

"Invitation? Who did you invite just now?"

"Dad, that person you are talking about is the new guy who just joined the Longmen SWAT team, Officer Yu with white hair."

"Strange, I just heard that Officer Yu is working overtime at the headquarters of the Guard Bureau."

"But I clearly—huh!?"

Lin Yuxia, the pink-haired rat, seemed to have figured out something. She immediately turned the car around and ran all the way back to the fish ball shop.

"Ah, your pepper-less fish balls are still-"

"Never mind the fish balls, do you recognize the policeman with short silver hair from before?"

Lin Yuxia loudly asked Jie who was about to close the stall.

"We know you. Officer Yu has been coming here often a year ago."

"A year ago? Wait a minute, do you know what kind of policeman he is?" Lin Yuxia calculated the time of joining, and seemed to be a little confused, and continued to ask with a thump in her heart.

"The police."

"It's just a policeman!? He...uh, does he have any characteristics?"

"When I have no money at the end of the month, I will order white water noodles mixed with free soy sauce."

"It's too easy to deal with! - No, in short... Wow!"

Lin Yuxia uttered a short mournful cry, and now she realized that she seemed to have found the wrong person, and that white-haired young man was not a member of the SWAT team at all.

Thinking that she was being fooled by Xian Yu just like those ax gangsters, Lin Yuxia couldn't help but frantically slapped her tail, trying to relieve her shame and anger in this way.

"Last question, that 'Officer Yu', what is his full name?"

"Well, salted fish. At least that's what the colleagues who came with him called him, so I followed suit and said fish officer."

"..."

Seeing the word "salted fish" written in the biography book, Lin Yuxia was amused by herself.

——Salted fish, right?It really does belong to you...

Pinky Mouse stared at the 'name' written on the paper thoughtfully, not knowing what he was studying.

At the same time, on the other side, the salted fish policeman returned to his rental house and habitually sat in front of the computer.

Before turning on the live broadcast system, Xian Yu reached out from his pocket and took out the business card with [Lin] printed on it. After hesitating for a few seconds, he threw the business card into the left drawer.

Not throwing this business card into the drawer on the right side full of small cards of 'Home Service', 'Passionate Taboo', 'My Wife Is Not Here' and 'Grand Blue Fantasy' is the last thing Xianyu did for 'Jialiang Fish Steak の Fish Ball Noodles' tribute.

In addition, Xianyu kept those cards just for the purpose of improving performance at the end of the year, fishing and enforcing the law.

"It was a tossing day... I was beaten up by Mr. Chen, I went to a hot pot restaurant and was fooled into drinking by the 'director', I got into an awkward fight with Teemo, I hurriedly said goodbye to Fat Duck, and in the end I was stalked by a strange guy Immortal jump - so it's time to let off steam!"

Xian Yu stretched fiercely, intending to put away the fatigue and confusion accumulated throughout the day,? ? ?There is also unhappiness, all of which are ruthlessly launched through the live broadcast.

Double-click the mouse, and the live broadcast system will pop up immediately.

【Welcome back, anchor Poseidon】

[Please select today’s live broadcast content: “Game Live”/“Screen Hall”/“Rui Review Review”]

——In fact, I am also quite concerned about the follow-up of the previous "Idol I Recommend".

Xian Yu thought for a moment and chose the 'screening hall' live broadcast style.

"Wait a minute, why is "The Idol I Recommend" grayed out!?"

Xian Yu blinked, and found that the previous video had directly turned gray and unselectable.

[Fat intestines are full, this video may not be played due to the following reasons: eating iron fist, being reported, master of rhythm, etc...]

"No, then where can I watch the follow-up!?"

The system ignored Xian Yu's questioning, but continued to run on its own.

[Continuous live broadcast, continuous joy!Whether Bo Jun smiles or changes his life, all the choices are in your hands - the live broadcast of the "screening hall" of the anchor "Poseidon" officially begins! 】

[The content of this screening: "The Swim Bladder of the Dragon Gate"]

25. Watching the movie: "The Dragon's Swim Bladder" (1)

{Pink Jerry (logged in)}:?

{Fat House Snow Rabbit (logged in)}: Here is... what's going on?

{Aphurpai (logged in)}: Whoa!This is the 'live broadcast room' that Kong talked about, I didn't expect to catch up with me, lucky~lucky~

{Electric attribute Luo Xiang}: Well, it was supposed to be the time to read the files, but in the end, I was forcibly dragged into the live broadcast room many times. It seems that this is also a cause and effect?

{Happy block one}: It's interesting, I don't mind.

{Mascot}: I didn't catch up with the live broadcast before, I thought you had been arrested as the host, but it turned out that I just missed it?

{The King of Bad Movies}: Although watching the live broadcast is quite interesting and can provide inspiration, can you not broadcast it every time when I am writing the script?It's rare that I met an interesting guy today and got inspiration. This kind of zh——

[Super Tube Warning: Please don't use water heaters in the live broadcast room, otherwise the latest review system 'Hedgehog Meow' will be deployed to ban it]

"So what's the matter with throwing the blame on me every time!"

Xian Yu, who was originally happy to watch the exchange of new and old audiences in the barrage bar, received a warning from super management as soon as he came up, and he immediately became embarrassing.

"Damn Hedgehog, believe it or not, I'm playing 'Car No. 6: Female Colleague with Cat Ears' on the left screen, 'Three Men and One Dog' on the right screen, and the background music is playing 'The Four on the Left Sent Two'?"

Xian Yu pointed her middle finger at the screen. I’ve seen the system cheat the protagonist in online articles, and I’ve seen the system give the protagonist a bug. How the hell did the system give me a yellow card when I got here?Unable to bear it, the screen exploded with one punch!

{Mascot}: Poseidon, the miscellaneous fish, why did he break the defense as soon as he came up, miscellaneous fish~

{Pink Jerry}: Can you explain what's going on here?I'm in a bad mood today for messing up something and would appreciate an explanation if I could.

"It seems that some of the new audience members are not very friendly. In short, this is just a live broadcast room that will not affect everyone's real life. Today is still watching the movie. The new audience should pay attention. After a while, you should know that it is What's going on."

After all, he can be regarded as an 'old anchor' who has broadcasted several times. Xianyu skillfully explained the confusion to appease the audience, and then double-clicked the movie to be played this time on the desktop.

[Disclaimer: This video is a remake of other works, in which the characters and backgrounds have been modified through the 'Director Brand Cognitive Filter', any similarity is purely coincidental.All plot endings are fictitious, and the relevant characters are by no means real, please do not substitute them at will.If there is any violation, please arrest the host]

The familiar disclaimer appears on the screen

{Aphurpai}: I am familiar with this, we have to sign a similar disclaimer contract before bombing the school~

{Mascot}: Why bomb the school! ?No, no, why is it exempt from responsibility for bombing the school! ?

{Electric attribute Luo Xiang}: I wanted to ask from the very beginning, Poseidon, in your live broadcast room...is the number of normal people a little small?

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: Such a noisy environment, is this the so-called live broadcast room?

"Oh, that's what the so-called live broadcast is all about. The movie played today is "Dragon Gate Madness". Let me take a look at the introduction... [Longmen fish vendor Gao Qijie from the fish ball shop to the brutal blood and tears of the Longmen gangster brother Family history, gangster shopping, corruption in the police station, distortion of human nature, moral decay]... No, let’s not talk about the plagiarized scientific introduction, I have watched this movie!”

Xianyu opened the introduction of the film and after scanning it, he suddenly realized that this film was actually a plagiarism and remake of the popular police drama "Hurry Up" in the world before he time traveled.

{Rotten Film King}: Wait a minute, Poseidon, what about the follow-up of "My Idol"? What is "Longmen Mad Swim Bladder"? Don't put a knife on someone and don't care about bandaging them!

{Happy Block 100}: Indeed, I am still looking forward to the follow-up Hoshino's spin in a different world to gain [-]W magnetic field power and use the whale-killing fist to beat the deep sea overlord to death.

"No, no, what you are looking forward to is not the same work at all! You can't even catch the core. In short, "My Idol" has no follow-up due to technical reasons. Today, everyone will come to watch this with the anchor Longmen Crazy Swim, after all, the host has watched it once, so he will give you guidance and comments, and occasionally take care of new viewers, right!"

As soon as they heard that the film being played was not a sequel to the previous animation, many barrages expressed their dissatisfaction.Xianyu, who had known that this situation would happen, moved the newcomers out of the live broadcast room as a shield, and then immediately played the video.

——on the screen——

In the downtown area of ​​Longmen, Longmen is a relatively prosperous and down-to-earth street.This place is full of Longmen vendors running different businesses, some selling Sanwu product 'Mule Island' magic medicine, some selling 'Casimir Race Horse Girl' betting coupons, and some selling 'Latlan Real Man Eating Chicken Escape' Those who kill the one-day tour' boat tickets also sell fish.

In a corner of the street in the downtown area, a small trolley, a few benches, pots and pans - these are all the belongings of 'Zi Ge Fish Ball Shop'.

The owner of the fishball shop, 'Gao Qizi', is also known as Jie Ge.He was originally a fishball vendor who kept his own place, but because of his fierce appearance, he was often passively involved in troubles. He was even accidentally arrested a few days ago because of a gang fire case.

With dead fish eyes without a trace of emotion, a cold and mechanical way to cut the fish on the chopping board, and a chilling atmosphere that no one should enter, the owner of the fish ball stall, 'Gao Qijie', was also working hard today.

{Pink-haired Jerry}: Wait, isn't this guy the one who sells fish balls...what's his name?

{Mascot}: It's called 'Xiao', and I occasionally go to his place for supper.It seems that this time the movie also used a wonderful method to replace the characters, but how should I put it...

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: Those are the eyes and demeanor of a killer, I can't be mistaken, he is indeed a killer.

{Bad Movie King}: So this time it's a documentary about killers?

"You didn't read a single word of the previous disclaimer. Hey, I'm not that kind of person, okay? I went to eat fish balls today. Anyway, don't just put your weird identity on someone else's behalf! On others, you fat bunny!”

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: I'm not fat...!

Xian Yu angrily reprimanded the barrage for not letting the little frog listen to the wind and the rain. By the way, he once again emphasized that the content in the "screening hall" is all fictitious and has nothing to do with the real world.

"In addition, by the way, let's advertise for Brother Zi's fish ball stall. The fish balls in Brother Zi's Fish Ball Shop are really good. The balls are big, firm, and juicy without falling off the residue. They taste good after chewing for a long time. We The colleagues in the unit are all eating, and he can’t do without eating, and ants will crawl if he doesn’t eat.”

{Mascot}: Are you talking about fish balls...?

{Pink Jerry}: Reported

"I'm super, don't!?"

When Xian Yu first started broadcasting, she liked to warn people about excessive supervision and report it from the public. It seems that there are still many good people in the world.

26. Watching the movie: "The Dragon's Swim Bladder" (2)

——on the screen——

Normally speaking, the life of 'Gao Qizi' is not too stressful. After all, his fish ball stall has a good reputation and has a stable source of customers. It is reasonable to say that his life should even be considered a bit rich.