However, due to some "special reasons", Gao Qi's income from selling fish balls was rarely able to actually enter his wallet.

? ? ? : Yo, Brother Zi, I think your harvest today is quite good!

? ? ? : Here are two bowls of fish balls. My sisters and I are here to support your work. By the way... you know, it's time to pay this month's fees.

The two girls walked slowly in front of the fish ball stall, their tones seemed to be flirting with each other, and they seemed to be threatening.

One of the girls is Feilin. She has long wavy golden hair. She is wearing a mink coat and a red dress. She is wearing a beret and has her hands on her hips. She is called "Shi Xiaohu"

The other girl is from the dragon family. She has short blue hair, double ponytails hanging on both sides of her shoulders, and a simple and capable leather jacket and short skirt. Her name is 'Chen Xiaolong'.

{Mascot}: Give me a pause! ! !Isn't this me... the police officer Shi Huaiya I know, and a certain dragon colleague who is insignificant, annoying and needs to be beaten?

{Aphor faction}: Ah, it's the headless and unhappy staff from the Konoe Bureau.

{Mascot}: Who is brainless! ?

{Pink-haired Jerry}: ... Poof, I'm sorry, I laughed out loud.

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: What happened to these people?

"Oh, let me explain, because as I said before, the characters in the movie will be replaced by cognitive filters, so although these people do exist in reality, their identities, characters, and experiences are completely different. They are not even portrayed in the movie. The replacement characters currently playing the gangster duo happen to be two senior superintendents of the Longmen Guards Bureau."

Xianyu educated the new viewers on the specific meaning of the disclaimer, and the barrage list also flooded the screen because of two "senior police superintendents of the Guards Bureau turned gangster duo".

{Mascot}: In short, this is a naked crime, infringement!Poseidon, right? Just wait for the lawyer's letter!

{Electrical property Luo Xiang}: According to Article 37 of the 'Portrait Rights Protection Act' promulgated by Dayan Dali Temple, if there is no commercial profit, no defamation, no malicious influence, it should mainly be through civil mediation.

{Rotten Movie King}: Oh, Miss 'Chen Xiaolong' was stabbed with tilapia by Poseidon's pig nose operation just before.The dead are the greatest, right?

{Pink-haired Jerry}: This word doesn’t seem to be used like that, does it?

"Return the lawyer's letter. If you have the ability, you can sue the host. Little Heizi, don't just type on the keyboard~"

Xianyu took advantage of the fact that there was no real 'website' in his live broadcast room and made crazy faces. He ignored the threat of the incompetent and furious 'mascot' and continued to show the movie.

——on the screen——

'Chen Xiaolong': Brother Zi's fish balls are still so delicious, so please pay this month's fee.

'Gao Qixu': Thank you, Long Jie, for your kindness, but... didn't you just pay the protection fee last week?

Facing Chen's threats, Brother Zi revealed a somewhat troubled face and asked in a low voice.

'Chen Xiaolong': Last week was last week, and the policy changed again.We really aren't targeting you, Brother Zi. You also know that a lot of refugees from Ursus have mixed into the slums recently. Now that the situation is getting more and more chaotic, we have to use more energy to protect you, right?I advise you to pay the fee honestly, otherwise——

Boom!

Chen drew out the long sword at his waist, Chi Xiaojueying's red sheath, without saying a word, directly knocked brother Zi against the wall beside him, threatening with violence nakedly.

'Gao Qizi': I, I know...

Facing such a blunt threat, there's nothing a mere bastard can do, but accept the facts honestly and increase the amount of protection fees.

'Poem Xiaohu': Wouldn't it be nice if it was like this earlier? The most important thing in doing business is integrity. The Guards Bureau can't protect you people, but we can.Do you think so, brother?

Shi Huaiya took out a stack of banknotes from her pocket, and while laughing loudly, slapped Brother Zi on the face with a banknote fan.

{Aphorou Pai}: Let’s not talk about Sir Chen, I don’t think Shir is acting like an actor, it’s really a documentary, right?

{Pink-haired Jerry}: How should I put it, poof, it really seems like something that young lady can do.

{Mascot}: Gah! !This is pure slander!Poseidon, you have insulted the 300-year history of the Schweizer family. I ask you to stop broadcasting immediately!

"Why is this so anxious again? Chief Wei's subordinates were anxious when they were doing the inventory before. Could it be that you are Miss Shi Huaiya's licking dog?"

Xian Yu looked at another white word and said with some helplessness.

{Mascot}: Yes... so what!

"It's nothing, me too!"

{Mascot}: Hey! ?

"I heard that Ms. Shi Huaiya is stupid and has a lot of money. Although her mouth is a bit vicious, her temper is actually very good. I feel that if you don't consider class differences, you can be regarded as a very suitable type of girlfriend~"

This is not nonsense, Xianyu sincerely thinks that Shi Huaiya is far more important than Chen Huijie as a "pursuit object". Of course, this topic is like "how to spend 500w" to Xianyu, pure Self-obsession.

{Mascot}: Even if you say so...

{Pink Jerry}: It's just acting, that tigress has a very bad personality.

{Mascot}: Where did you come from again, you want to fight, you bastard!

Xian Yu's wave of operations directly succeeded in making the bullet screen fight.

"In short, no matter what is played in the movie, it is actually fake. It is impossible to download the broadcast. I don't broadcast it live. What am I doing?"

Xian Yu said cheerfully, and then continued her live broadcast journey full of fire and rhythm.

"Anyway, everyone pay attention, the titular 'protagonist' of this drama will appear in a while."

As Xianyu, who has watched the original film in advance, reminds the barrage to take notes, another police protagonist who has the most complicated relationship with "Gao Qizi" in the story is about to appear.

——on the screen——

? ? ? : Get out of the way, get out of the way!You have received this protection fee, right? You guys are really brave enough!

A male voice suddenly came out from behind the Longhu sisters. Chen and Shi Huaiya looked in the direction of the voice instantly, and saw a man in a police uniform with short silver hair and a clean face. He was suspected to be 19,20 or [-] years old. A young man whose race could not be seen at first glance stood behind the crowd.

"Damn—what, something's up, something's up! The host's toilet is flooded, so we have to start broadcasting!"

{mascot}:?

{Happy Block 1}: What’s going on?

{Pink-haired Jerry}: Wait a minute, that man...

Xian Yu panicked and tried to turn off the live broadcast system, and the reason for his panic was very simple: the 'Justice Police' that appeared on the screen looked exactly like Xian Yu for some reason.

It's broken, I ate melon on myself!

27. Watching the movie: "The Dragon's Swim Bladder" (3)

[Warm reminder: Every time the host Poseidon starts the live broadcast, he must wait until the live broadcast is completed before downloading]

"Gan!"

Xian Yu searched for X who shut down the system for a long time, but the system prompt that popped up made him scold his mother directly.

Is this the Tianxuan migrant worker... He doesn't even have the right to broadcast it!

Xianyu is increasingly suspicious that this so-called 'live broadcast system' is not a cheating device to take herself as the CEO to win Bai Fumei and become a winner in life, but another toy used by a higher-ranking existence to torture herself.

{Aphurpai}: Finally, someone I don’t know appeared, otherwise I thought this movie was starred by acquaintances~

{Mascot}: I’m really not familiar with this guy, but I’m more curious about why Poseidon suddenly went offline?I haven't sent the lawyer's letter yet.

{Happy block one}: ... a strange feeling, I don't know him, but I always feel ... a very strange sense of familiarity.

{Aphurpai}: I know I know!This is called the legendary 'Catching Shrimp', I often play this song when I'm racing with Texas~~

{Electrical attribute Luo Xiang}: It is 'Deja vu (due sense of sight)', which means the feeling of deja vu but cannot be clearly recalled.

{Mascot}: You can't be an angel, can you?

{Aphur faction}: Ah...Aphor faction?

{Mascot}: It’s me!

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: The face is quite delicate, maybe he is a certain celebrity.I don't have access to these things where I am, so I don't know.

Xianyu was a little flustered when she saw her face appearing on the screen, but fortunately, the idiot angel whose ID is 'Apolupai' opened the box for herself and attracted a lot of attention from the barrage, which also gave Xianyu a chance clam down.

Although 'Xian Yu' appeared on the screen, the identity of 'Poseidon' was still not identified, I just had to pretend not to know the normal live broadcast.

"I don't know the anchor either. This handsome guy is probably a newcomer in the entertainment industry, right? Anyway, his role is very important. Everyone pay attention to the next interaction. This is the real starting point of the whole story!"

{Happy Block One}: Where's your toilet?

"The tide is rising in the toilet, and I directly backhanded a tidal elegy—in short, the anchor is fine, everyone, please continue to watch the movie.

——on the screen——

The young policeman walked up to the Longhu sisters and yelled at them.

'Gao Qizi': fish police officer?

Brother Zi, who was at a loss at first, was stunned when he saw the arrival of 'Officer Fish'.

'Fish Police Officer': Look at you, one has martial arts but is confused about why he draws his sword, and the other has money but can't find his target, and even collects protection money from ordinary peddlers?How decent!

'Chen Xiaolong': Damn it, it's a cop...!

'Shi Xiaohu': Tsk, retreat!

When Long and Tiger saw the 'Fish Police Officer' in police uniform, they had no choice but to escape from the fish ball stand in desperation.

{Pink-haired Jerry}: Tsk, that’s how that guy fooled me...

{Mascot}: What the hell is the plot!How come the dignified senior superintendent has become a stepping stone for the police?

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: I really like this kind of plot. If there is always someone who can lend a helping hand when carrying out evil intentions, maybe we don’t need to continue fighting.

{Rotten Movie King}: So that's it, use this foreshadowing to shape the image of the protagonist?I remember this method!

"Hmph, this story is far more than that! Although at first glance the policeman did a good thing out of a sense of justice, but in fact? He did something shocking. 'bad thing'!"

Xianyu used a mysterious tone to attract the curiosity of the bullet screen. Unlike people who have never watched "Hurricane", Xianyu knew very well that the "police" in the story helped this time, but became the "starting point" for the fish seller to dominate the underworld in the future. funds'.

——on the screen——

After blasting away the duo collecting protection fees, Police Officer Yu walked up to Brother Zi. The Longmen policeman smiled slightly, and then extended his hand.

'Fish Police Officer': Come on, collect protection money.

'Gao Qizi': Officer Yu, what did you say?

'Officer Fish': I protected the gangsters who asked you to collect protection fees, so I am eligible to collect protection fees. Do you think it makes sense?

'Gao Qizi': Huh?

{Mascot}: Huh?

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: Huh?

"what?"

As the story progressed, question marks popped up in the barrage, even on Xianyu's head.

——Don’t wait a minute, isn’t that how the original plot was played?

{Happy block 1}: He really did a bad thing, so bad, I want to stare with my eyes.

{Aphor faction}: That's right, the Longmen Guard Bureau is such a black heart!Every time I just accidentally speeded, the Guards Bureau made us pay a lot of tickets!

{The King of Bad Movies}: If someone else said that, I would still yell at him, so let’s forget about Penguin Logistics.

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: It's hard, the ice is hard.

"That... the plot seems to be subtly a little bit wrong, but you should continue watching quickly! The following plot is guaranteed to be so exciting that you can't breathe!"

Although the plot progress of "The Swim Bladder of the Dragon Gate" is not the same as what Xian Yu remembers, Xian Yu still bites the bullet and continues to maintain the "second-brush good drama connoisseur" character setting to flicker the barrage.

——on the screen——

With the departure of the 'Fish Police Officer', Gao Qizhang stood there blankly, and the bulging wallet in his hand was severely thinned a few times.

'Gao Qijie': Huh?

Brother Zi, who thought he was unlucky, wanted to go back to his fish ball stall to continue preparing for the afternoon business, but before he left, he seemed to see something.

That is a magical 'key' that can change his entire life——

"Pay attention! In fact, the 'Fish Police Officer' has planted the seeds of evil for our brother Zi, and it is also the key to let him go all the way to hell!"

Xian Yu interrupted the commentary at the right time, and at the same time, Brother Zi on the screen also picked up the 'key to hell' - a police badge.

"what?"

Xian Yu was confused again, and the plot seemed to deviate from her original memory again.

{Mascot}: As hell as it is, a cop can lose his badge, it's not even science fiction.

{Pink-haired Jerry}: Ha, this is not good, huh?

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