I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: What a bad and careless idiot.

{Mascot}: Speaking of Poseidon, you said that you seem to be a policeman too, right?

"Huh? Did I say that? I must have remembered it wrong haha~ Even if I am a policeman, I won't be the kind of idiot who can lose the badge."

Xian Yu laughed heartily, and at the same time, Xian Yu in reality also habitually opened the center drawer of the computer desk, where her police badge was placed... huh?

Xian Yu opened the middle drawer, but there was nothing in it.He opened the drawer on the right again, and inside was a pile of small advertising cards waiting for performance.

Open the left drawer, it is full of business cards with [Lin] written on it.

Forest……

Xian Yu vaguely remembered something.

At the same time, a mansion somewhere in Longmen.

{Pink Jerry}: The anchor was washed away by the high tide toilet?

{Pink-haired Jerry}, who was watching the live broadcast, was wiggling his slender tail while stroking the police badge in his hand, waiting for the screen to continue the screening of "Dragon Swim Bladder" which was suspended in front of the screen.

28. Watching the movie: "The Dragon's Swim Bladder" (4)

——It seems to be really missing?

Because the "Dragon Swim Bladder" played on the screen happened to have a scene where the police lost their police badge, so Xian Yu also took a look at her own police badge.

However, the badge of the police station under the Longmen Guards Bureau, which is usually thrown into the middle drawer of the computer desk by himself, is not lying in the drawer at this time.

I guess I put it in my coat pocket and forgot to take it, right?With such thoughts in mind, Xianyu stood up and prepared to go to the clothes rack in the living room. However, as soon as his palm touched the handle, a warning popped out of his sight.

【warn!Host Poseidon, it is forbidden to leave the current area after the live broadcast starts, please complete the live broadcast first! 】

"What's the matter?"

Xian Yu was taken aback by the warning from the system, and unbelieving, he yanked on the door forcefully, but at this moment, the doorknob of his bedroom remained motionless like the legendary handle that single-handedly killed Yujiro, and even vaguely seemed to drag himself in.

"Pinch Maomao, this is a live broadcast? This is a sewing machine in a prison! It's okay if you don't let me go off the air in advance, why can't I even go out to get some air!"

After realizing the fact that she was indeed locked in her bedroom, Xian Yu cursed and sat back in front of the screen again, preparing to re-live while recalling what she had experienced on the way home.

Normally, Xianyu would tuck the police badge into the chest of his shirt after get off work, but this afternoon because he accidentally drank too much and was afraid of throwing it up when he vomited, he slipped the police badge from his breast pocket into his coat pocket.

Later, when I went to Zige Fish Ball Shop, I took off my coat and put it beside me because I was sweating after eating so much, and then I dragged my clothes and went home——

——It’s not a big problem!It must be in the pocket of the clothes, all right!

Xian Yu gave herself a thumbs-up. It should be said that although she has no skills, she has always been very good at self-hypnosis.

"Sorry guys, something happened just now, the anchor went to fix the toilet."

Xian Yu returned to the live broadcast room and restarted the live broadcast.

{Pink Jerry}: Anchor, you were flushed by the high tide of the toilet?

{Mascot}: I just heard about a sewing machine or something.

{Happy block 1}: If something looks like a fish but not a fish, or an egg but not an egg, comes out of your toilet, remember to contact me, don't try to fix it yourself.

"The anchor's toilet won't come out of that kind of ghost thing! The Longmen artificial river is not connected to the sea, so it's not a big problem anyway, so don't worry."

{Aphorupai}: Hey, it’s all right, I’m still waiting to watch the live broadcast of the accident~

"Are you really an angel!? After being so vicious and careful, you will be overturned by retribution after clearing the origin stone worm's lair, you bastard apple pie."

Xian Yu swears and complains to the Angel who has been opened. This guy usually drives fast every day to put pressure on himself, and now he is so arrogant to Poseidon. If it wasn't for Mostima crying and begging himself to forgive him To be an angel, I threw this red-haired angel into the detention center a long time ago and asked her to turn on the overload mode and step on the sewing machine so that there were sparks.

The salted fish fell back into the unrealistic fantasy time before being pickled.

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: Now that you are back, let’s continue to watch the video. I am very interested in this kind of creative works.It's a pity that the old stubborn didn't join this live broadcast room.

"I'm sorry Ha Fat Rabbit, this is a membership-only live broadcast room, and VIPs are randomly selected to come in and watch. If you don't finish watching, you will be punished. Anyway, just continue."

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: I'm not fat!I'm not fat...!

{Pink Jerry}: Yes, hurry up and continue. Now I am very curious whether reality is more magical or this work is more magical.And I'm also very concerned about the fish police officer.

Xian Yu put the matter of the police badge behind her, and clicked on the paused video to continue playing.

——on the screen——

Brother Zi looked at the police badge with 'Fish Police Officer' written in his hand, showing a very tangled expression.

He is very clear about the meaning of this thing to a police representative, as long as he throws the police badge into the Longmen artificial river, unless there is a top air force fisherman who can catch everything except fish, the representative will never think about it. To see this thing.

That guy used this level of 'justice' to exploit him evilly, and it was only natural for him to take revenge.

but……

'Gao Qizi': Or... Leave it to the Guard Bureau

Brother Zi thought for a long time, and finally chose the path that a law-abiding citizen should choose.This may be the most sincere choice Brother Zi can make as a "kind citizen", but it is this choice that makes him completely involved in another disturbance.

Brother Zi, holding a police badge, was about to go to the police station of the Guards Bureau, but when he passed a sparsely populated alley, several carts of bread men suddenly appeared in the front and rear, with cheese sandwiched between bread and bread at the angle of the pincers, sandwiching Brother Zi middle.

On the east side is a group of gangsters wearing watermelon hats and wearing the head of the strongest legal department mouse in this land.

To the west is a group of punks wearing bear hats and images of vodka pickles.

'Gangsters with watermelon hats': Go!Kill these traitors for the sake of the eldest lady! ! "

'Buggers with bear hats': Damn, fuck these bastards, for the infected! ! "

'Gao Qijie':! ?

The two groups roared and rushed towards the opposing camp with their weapons raised high. Brother Zi, who was caught in the middle, couldn't even find a corner to hide for a while.

Maybe it's instinct, maybe it's because subconsciously he thinks this is the best way to protect himself - Brother Zi held out the police badge in his hand.

'The punks with the watermelon hats': Hack the gang - wait, there's a cop! ! ?

'Boys with bear hats': No, it's the insider!The group fight is cancelled!Repeat, if there is an insider, the group fight will be cancelled! !

Brother Zi, who showed his police badge, instantly became the focus of the battlefield that was about to explode.

'Gao Qizi': ...

Ziyi looked at the crowd without saying a word, and his dead fish eyes could not read any emotion other than 'indifference'.Those who are familiar with Xiao will only think that this is the usual expression of a fish seller, but for these gangsters, this sudden appearance, cold hearted like a man who has killed fish for ten years at RT-Mart, holding a police badge in his hand, is A terrifying existence that must not be easily touched.

The weak balance between the gangsters is all based on the fact that the "white way" will not interfere easily. Because of this, this policeman who is not easy to mess with has become a hot potato for everyone.

The two groups confronted each other for a while, and finally chose to leave at the same time after a long silence.

And this scene happened to be seen by the idle 'Dragon and Tiger Sisters'.

'Shi Xiaohu': Damn, look at the sausage dragon!The fish seller actually scares away two gangs by himself! ?

'Chen Xiaolong': You char siu cat is crazy...I lost it!It turned out to be true! ?

The Dragon and Tiger sisters are like Xia Houjie who "Zhang Fei stood on the slope of Changban and yelled at Xia Houjie to death", staring wide-eyed and staying where they are.

So after that day, the reputation of 'Gao Qizi who sells fish' soared instantly. Everyone said that he was not only an undercover agent of the Baidao, but also a big brother in the underworld. He could drown a fish police officer like the godfather of a little Karami with a single spit. figure.

29. Watching the movie: "The Dragon's Swim Bladder" (5)

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: Godfather born of misunderstanding?Is this really possible?Although our leader has some problems, at least he does have hard power.

{Pink-haired Jerry}: From the appearance of that fishball seller, he is indeed enough to fool the general gangster.But in fact, even the regulars on the road sometimes accidentally look away... Tsk, thinking about it makes me annoyed again.

{Aphurpai}: Isn't our boss good at nothing but annoying others~

{Rotten Movie King}: The boss of Penguin Logistics, that emperor?In his words, Poseidon had done an inventory of combat power before.

{Mascot}: Actually, that’s pretty much it. People follow blindly and only believe in what they see and their wishful judgments.For example, as long as I buy a piece of land, the surrounding housing prices will skyrocket uncontrollably.People think that I want to invest in building a new CBD, but in fact I just want to build a training ground, and everything else is nonsense.

{Aphurpai}: Wow, there is a rich brother!Can you V me 50!

"Brother Fu! Break some for me too!"

When he heard that there was Brother Fu, Xian Yu cheerfully moved over to beg for an excuse.

{Mascot}: I wouldn't even give you char siew, dead Poseidon!

It seems that Xianyu's road to becoming a top old man is still far away.

——on the screen——

Zi accidentally completely lost his police badge because of that farce, but because of this, he was never threatened to collect protection money. Not only that, everyone around him respected him.

But on the other hand, the life of the "fish police officer" who used to collect protection money from Brother Zi has completely plummeted.

The serious dereliction of duty due to the loss of the police badge made him lose the opportunity to enter the special police team of the headquarters of the Guards Bureau. From this moment on, the "fish police officer" completely blackened and seemed to be a different person.

He became extreme and irritable, as if the evil blood buried in his body had awakened.He tanned the left half of his face, and when he went out he would always toss a coin to decide whether to catch a gang member.

"It's not waiting, this shit is definitely not a character in "Hurricane"! I don't see much DC, so don't fool me!"

Xian Yu interrupted the plot, pointing at the screen and complaining loudly.

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: What happened to this character?It's not uncommon to be radically extreme because of the stimulus, or rather... well, I have a few ready-made around me.

{Pink-haired Jerry}: I see, is this the possibility of that guy's future?

{Mascot}: A very good villain, I thought the actor couldn't play this kind of feeling, but it's actually quite interesting.

"No, no, so the problem with this character is that - you see! This guy flipped a coin because he was 'deciding what to eat for lunch, and he flipped it again because he was not satisfied with the bibimbap', it's just a second disease Double standard!"

Looking at the 'fish officer' on the screen who was touching his cheek and doing something embarrassing, Officer Xianyu pointed at the screen and complained loudly, but the barrage didn't seem to care about it.

——on the screen——

The evil part of the "two-faced fish police officer" who lost everything and became black gradually spread. He began to think that the slums are all cancerous tumors, and even prepared to wipe out everyone.Whether it's the gangsters living in the slums, or simply the ordinary residents living there, the infected.

The plan of 'Police Officer Two-Face' is crazy. He plans to attract external armed resistance forces, and use this as an excuse for the Guards Bureau to send out large-scale troops to kill all the living people in the slums - his name is 'The Whole Job' ! 'sports

'Officer Two-Faced Fish' is making steady progress with his evil plan, and just then, the young leader of a slum gang becomes aware of his plan...!

{Mascot}: Are you dead, Poseidon? Why didn't you speak for a long time?

"Damn it, I'm just left speechless, what kind of hurricane is this?"

{Pink Jerry}: At least it's pretty interesting, and how should I put it, some parts of it really make me feel uncomfortable...

Xian Yu complained with embarrassment, and by the way, glanced at the title of the movie that was playing: "The Dark Knight of the Dragon Gate: The Dark Knight, the Dragon and the Tiger, Live and Raise".

——It’s stupid, it’s really not Cyclonus

Xian Yu blinked her eyes, she didn't expect to play this set in 2077.

But in any case, it has already been broadcast here, and Xianyu can only bite the bullet and continue to see what kind of hard work will come next.

——on the screen——

Brother Zi, who has become the king of the small commodity street, thought that there would be no more moths in life, but until one day, a person who called himself "Mouse Man" found him, and his sister Longhu who had long been a younger brother by his side.

'Shi Xiaohu': Stop talking nonsense, what can you do to my elder brother?

Facing Shi Huaiya's questioning, 'Mouse Man' lifted the hood of the black raincoat, revealing short pink hair, furry mouse ears, and a beautiful and delicate face.

'Chen Shulin': I am 'Chen Shulin', the leader of the gang in the Longmen slums. You can just call me Lin or 'Rat Man'.

Lin looked at Brother Zi in front of him, and said softly but firmly.

{Mascot}: Pfft——!

{Aphurpai}: Hey, she looks so familiar... She seems to be that one, who is that one?

{Bad Movie King}: The boss of Longmen Entrepreneurship Association, I remember his name is Lin Yuxia.Damn it, I brought my script to her to apply for investment sponsorship, but she only read 3 pages and was killed on the spot!

{Pink Jerry}: Squeak! ?

{Mascot}: What's the sound of 'squeak'?

{Pink Jerry}: You heard it wrong——what is the name of 'Mouse Man'? It sounds too rustic! !

Outside the barrage chat room, 'Pink Jerry', who had been watching the show happily, immediately let out a short mournful cry that he would never make normally after seeing himself on the stage.

Before, she was laughing at Shi Huaiya, Chen Huijie, and Lin Yuxia, who had fooled herself with the "friendly role" of the Longmen movie policeman. She never thought that the boomerang could fly so fast.

What made her feel even more flustered was that in this messy movie, the identity of "Chen Shulin" was the only one who was unexpectedly reliable-the leader of the underworld in the slums.

This is exactly the identity that Lin Yuxia will take over from now on, which belongs to her.

On the other side, Xianyu also blinked after seeing the pink mouse on stage, he took out the left drawer and took out the business card with "Lin" written on it, obviously, the mouse girl on the screen was the one who tried to find her fairy dance at that time bit.