I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

——on the screen——

'Mouse Man': I need your help, Gao Qizi. 'Fish Cop' has gone mad and his evil plans will ruin everything.I want to protect the slums, but I am just a gangster after all. If you want to successfully protect the slums, your strength is indispensable, and we must join hands.

'Poetry Tiger': Slums?That kind of place has nothing to do with us!

'Chen Xiaolong': Although I don't have a good impression of the slums, although I meet my subordinates who are fishing, I will tell him to work quickly, although I often make my colleagues work overtime, but even if this is the case, I know that killing everyone in exchange for' Such a thing as 'peace' - it's 'evil'!

'Gao Qizi': But I... I'm just a fish seller.

'Mouse Man': I'm just a rich second generation who can be seen everywhere, please tell me, do you want to be my assistant?

Facing the invitation of the Mouse Man, Zi fell into deep confusion.

{Mascot}: 'The Second Generation of Quan Everywhere' - really seems like something that guy can say

{Pink Jerry}: ...The problem of the slums is not as easy as it is said in the movie

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: Anything involving infected people is bound to become complicated, or 'simpler'. After all, just kill all the infected people.

{Mascot}: But it's true, the situation in the slums can't be solved so easily!It's already very troublesome to mix with infected people, and various foreign forces are involved in it... It's a big headache to think about it!

{Happy Block 1}: How about tearing down everything?

{Bad Film King}: You are a bit extreme.jpg

[Supertube warning: Please don’t engage in key politics in the live broadcast room, otherwise the latest review system 'hedgehog meow' will be dispatched to ban forever]

"I'm super, pornography is only banned, and the government will be banned forever!? Don't talk, don't talk! If you continue talking, the anchor will be arrested first!! This is a slide that can't be touched!"

Xian Yu, who was still happily watching the bullet screen, and thinking about who this 'Chen Shulin' is, was taken aback by the system prompt that popped up.

After a few days of broadcasting, 500 has already been deducted. If it comes with a pair of silver bracelets, it will be too artistic...

At this point, Xianyu no longer expects this garbage system to allow her to serve as CEO and win Bai Fumei. As long as she doesn't get into trouble, she will be successful.

30. Watching the movie: "The Swim Bladder of the Dragon Gate" (End)

——on the screen——

There was heavy rain, lightning and thunder, and in the empty square of the Northwest Park in the slum, the 'two-faced fish police officer' holding a long sword was confronting the rebels in front of him.

'Miceman': It's all over, Officer Fish!We destroyed your plans!

Lin, the eldest sister of the underworld in the pink mouse slum, raised her beautiful and deadly crystal sword made of glass and said loudly.

'Fish Officer': The end?No, this is just another beginning, my thoughts will not disappear.And you will die here.

'Ratman': I will not admit your point of view, let alone allow you to trample on my lower city.

'Fish Cop': Your downtown?You mean that slum gambling nest that keeps breeding evil thoughts and only harms others?interesting!This reason to deceive those naive idealists living in the greenhouse!Longmen has no room for these dregs to survive, they will only infect everything like a virus.

'Mouse Man': Maybe in your eyes, the struggle of those people in the slums must be extremely ugly, but it is still the form of life, no one can judge the life of others, if you want to be that tyrant, then I can only be The blade of regicide.

'Fish Police Officer': whitewashing atrocities, beautifying corruption, blurring boundaries - there is no equality in life, I chose a more universal path, and you are the uncertain element trying to subvert the stable.

'Mouse Man': There's nothing else to talk about, do you have anything else to say, Zi?

'Gao Qizi': (bright eyes)

'Mouse Man': OK, I know you don't understand anything, so let's go to war!

Accompanied by a battle roar of the mouse, the final battle broke out in an instant.In an instant, swords and swords criss-crossed and flesh and blood flew, and everyone came and went mercilessly.

Nan Wusan, what a fierce battle this is!I believe everyone who has ninja-like dynamic vision must have seen it!

Bitter tea!The crystal sword in the mouseman's hand finally pierced through the double-faced fish police officer. How merciless is this!

'Fish Officer': Sayunara!

(Cheap fifty cents special effects explosion crazy stacking)

………………

"Guys, this one, 'All over'—"

With the black screen of the movie playing on the screen, Xian Yu read out the last three big characters in a little confusion.

{Mascot}: Uh, this, huh?Is it over?Huh--?Huh? ? ?

{Aphur faction}: Don’t think that no matter what you pile up with explosions, it can be regarded as a curtain call!And this explosion effect is too fake!It doesn't feel as good as Rutland... quality.

{Pink-haired Jerry}: Why am I wasting my time here because I have so much trouble thinking about it? If I have the time, I might as well catch the guy who caused me embarrassment.

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: Is this the movie of Yan Kingdom? It's powerful...

{Electric Attribute Luo Xiang}: Leaving aside the dramatic ending here, there are many foreshadowings in the story that were not recovered at all, right?There are at least 17 other regulations that I wrote down in the court records that have not been closed.

Because Longmen Kuangmao was too outrageous and escaped the end without beginning and end, the audience in the barrage bar all unhappily attacked together, and even gradually turned into yelling 'RNM, refund the money! '

"Why are you charging at me! I just dragged everyone here and forced you to watch a movie... Well, it seems that it is indeed my problem."

{Danmakumen}: Are you sorry for us, refund the money!Report him!Unbox him!Expose him online!Cengfan challenge him!

"I'm super, don't!?"

Xian Yu, who didn't take it seriously at first, was taken aback by the intensifying rhythm. If this continues, I'm afraid that the offline COS 'Hoshino Sora' will be opened by irrational fans and divided by seventeen.

{Rotten Movie King}: I can understand it.Generally, this kind of situation is due to the poor budget processing, and there is really no money to do everything in the later stage. Some dedicated directors will make up a director's cut version separately, which will generally add the skipped parts~

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: It turns out that it is not only the guerrillas who are short of funds, is this also the case when making movies?

{Mascot}: Really?Hey Poseidon, hurry up and look for it!

"Really dedicated directors don't want to blow up their budgets... Hey, there really is a director's cut version."

Xianyu complained in a low voice, and then he was surprised to find that "Dragon Gate Wild Swim Bladder Power Enhanced PROMAX HD re Gold ULTRA Final Director's Cut Edition" appeared on the screen.

{Aphuru faction}: Hurry up and watch it on the air!

{Mascot}: Bring it up, I can't wait to taste it!

The bullet screen urged Xianyu to play the video, and Xianyu double-clicked to open it without thinking too much.

——on the screen——

With the end of the 'Decisive Battle on the Top', the protagonists of that war also returned to their original lives.

'Gao Qijie' finally plucked up the courage to tell everyone that he was not an undercover police detective, let alone a gangster godfather.After getting rid of all the baggage, he became a "fish ball seller" again, living a plain and comfortable life.

'Shi Xiaohu' thought changed a lot. She chose to be admitted to the Guard Bureau, and even became the successor designated by the director of the Guard Bureau a few years later.

'Chen Xiaolong' realized her lack of ability, she chose to go abroad to practice.Finally enlightened in Longchang, a seaside city-state, picked up a shotgun and realized that "the age of adults has changed, this thing is much more useful than Chixiao", and then put down the disaster of Mount Xista with two shots.

"Sir Chen killed the Pompeii monster with two shots of a water gun? Even science fiction would not dare to adopt such a setting!"

Looking at the 'ending' of the virtual Chen Huijie's poem on the screen, Xianyu complained softly.

{Mascot}: Damn, this feeling of being weird but not knowing how to complain is so uncomfortable!

{Pink-haired Jerry}: If it's those two people...it's not impossible.

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: What happened to Mouse Man afterward?

"Don't worry, it should be later."

——on the screen——

The screen moves to a bedroom in a luxury villa. The bedroom is lit with sweet aromatherapy and pink lights. A pink-haired girl is lying on the double lace bed—it is 'Mouseman'

'Miceman': Aren't you ready, honey?I'm not as patient as you think.

'Lin' seemed to be waiting for something, she said to the bathroom on the other side of the bedroom.

And a male voice responded quickly. The owner of the voice: 'Police Officer Two-Faced Fish' also slowly walked into the bedroom and sat down next to the Mouse Man.

'Fish Officer': Keeping you waiting, baby.

At this time, Officer Yu's originally tanned half of his face had returned to its original state. The young man with short silver-white hair stretched out his hand to lift the 'Rat Man's' chin, and brought his lips together for a kiss.

After the top war, the "fish police officer" did not die, the dark "salted fish" personality in him was expelled, and he himself became the exclusive boyfriend of the rat man.

'Mouse Man': put away your frivolous attitude, don't forget that you and I still have an agreement - until the litter is full, I will not let you go, understand?

'Mouseman' looked at Police Officer Yu, his eyes filled with pink hearts narrowed with a smile.Immediately afterwards, she untied the black dress on her body, gently pushed Officer Yu down, and straddled her legs to ride on him——

The screen suddenly went black

"You, you, you didn't see anything just now!!"

{Pink Jerry}: Poseidon! ! !

In the quiet night of Longmen, in the same live broadcast room, in different single-family villas and remote apartments, a mouse and a salted fish uttered the screams of disintegration at the same time.

31. Talent: Genesis

{Rotten Movie King}: By the way, I just forgot to mention it, because the director’s cut version is a work purely showing the director’s personal wishes, so it is inevitable that there will be a lot of pornographic elements that far exceed the censorship of the theaters—did I say something a little bit late?

{Mascot}: I, I need to slow down...

{Aphur faction}: Uh wow, that's amazing!The cultural and creative environment of Longmen is even more open than that of Rutland!

{Electric Luo Xiang}: Don’t get me wrong, the live broadcast accident just now was 100% caused by the anchor. There is no law in Yan country to support his behavior, but there are 14 laws that can make the anchor go into trouble. Fortunately, Poseidon pinched him. It's relatively timely, and it will explode if it plays for another second.

{Fat House Snow Rabbit}: The scene just now...was really...uh wow...fortunately, the old stubborn is not here

The chat room with a black screen was extremely hot, and everyone was discussing what they had just seen.

Lin Yuxia and the "unfamiliar young man" had sex. Although everyone knew that the "pictures are for reference only", the visual shock was real.

What's more, there are some people in the live broadcast room who have a close relationship with Lin Yuxia, which may be even more shocking to them, and may even become "I can't tell, I really can't tell!" 'Case.

"That... um, I'm not sorry, the host should have watched the video before broadcasting it. I almost made a fool of myself, but anyway, that's the end of today's live broadcast. See you next time!"

As for the 'unfamiliar young man' himself, he was sweating profusely at the moment, but he still had to pretend to be calm.

Although Xianyu knew very well that the identity of 'Poseidon' was still a mystery. No one would associate the anchor with the white-haired boy on the screen, but he saw with his own eyes that 'he' had sex with a girl who had a double relationship. Xianyu was almost stunned by the impact.

{Mascot}: Disclaimer, the fiction of the plot is not me, the fiction of the plot is not me... Huh, although it is fun to watch, such a crazy joke will only scare people.Anyway, anchor, you really have a tough job.

{Aphorou faction}: Good job, broadcast the accident live!

{Bad Movie King}: This movie is so bad, I wouldn’t be able to make it like this.But this live broadcast is quite interesting, brother Poseidon~

{Pink-haired Jerry}: ... just wait, the guy named Poseidon, when I finish dealing with the person at hand, you will be next.

"You can't be so innocent, big sister. Didn't I get pinched? Or...you didn't see the mouse man and the fish police officer making love, so you were angry?"

{Pink Jerry}: What...! ?Me, I will definitely kill you! !

--squeak?

Xianyu was taken aback by the barrage of death threats with strange tongue-in-cheeks, but he didn’t say anything more and directly chose to go off the air.

On the one hand, I am now a little bit red-hot by that abrupt little movie, and if it continues to be broadcast, I might say something.

On the other hand, the things that could not be confirmed before were like shredded leeks stuck in the front teeth, which made Xianyu feel a thorn in his heart all the time.

【Congratulations to anchor Poseidon...】

"I'm busy, I'll talk about it later!"

Xianyu slapped aside the pop-up system notification, immediately got up from the chair and went to the bedroom door to twist the handle.

click!

The door handle was easily opened this time. It seemed like what the system said was that you had to wait until a live broadcast ended before you could regain the authority to move freely.

Xian Yu pushed open the door of the bedroom, walked to the hanger in the hall in three steps at a time, and reached for the dark green coat on the hanger.

"..."

The expression on Xian Yu's face became a little dignified. He took the coat off the hanger, sat on the sofa and carefully dug out his pocket repeatedly.

"Fuck, isn't it..."

Except for chewing gum, balls of waste paper, fish scales, and wool ends, Xian Yu couldn't take out anything that looked like a police badge from his pocket.

Xianyu, who did not believe in evil, pulled her pants over again and searched inside and out. In the end, except for two windfall steel coins, there was no sign of a police badge at all.

Now Xianyu has to admit one thing, she really seems to have lost her police badge.

But no matter how I say it, I am still a policeman. Using the policeman's reasoning ability, Xianyu is very sure that the police badge is most likely lost while eating fish balls.

The problem is that……