Xian Yu glanced at the time on her phone, it showed that it was already 11:[-], at this time, Brother Zi probably closed the stall already.
——Forget it, let’s wait until tomorrow morning.
Xian Yu thought for a while, and finally decided to 'make a sleep first'.
After all, I have nothing to do in the middle of the night, and in fact, there are very few areas where the "police station badge" can be used to do bad things. It is completely different from the nature of the special police badge to fool the hawkers who set up illegal stalls.
But... Her name is 'Lin Yuxia'?
Xian Yu recalled the short video just before the broadcast. Even though she knew it was fake, the picture was still real and scary.
Now that things are going on, I can only hope that there are not too many people watching today's membership-only live broadcast, or that Ms. Lin is not there...
When other people live broadcast, they want the whole world to be their audience, but in the end, they want no one to watch. This broken system really makes Xianyu physically and mentally exhausted.
When I went back to bed and lay down, the system prompt that had been bounced away popped up again.
[Congratulations to the anchor Poseidon, this is the end of the movie viewing of "Dragon Swim Bladder"]
[This live broadcast did not complete any side missions]
[Unlocking the real name of ID{Apurupai}——Penguin Logistics Problem Employee: Nengangang]
[Congratulations to the host for getting the talent: "Genesis"]
"Fuck, why does this talent sound so cool?"
Xianyu, who was lying in bed, immediately jumped up when he heard these three words.
[Talent "Genesis": In the beginning, God created the world.The world is divided into sky, ocean and earth. The ocean is occupied by silent life. The sky is covered by the curtain of hypocrisy, leaving only this land.Human beings were born on the earth, and were infected by the Source Stone and lost their purity.But the inherently dirty things call themselves angels and try to build their own paradise. 】
——The introduction sounds so compelling...!
Xianyu concentrated on checking the effect of talent creation:
[Effect of Talent "Genesis": You can make super cool and invincible apple pie that is so delicious that all Sakota will roll their eyes]
"This TM is completely false propaganda and over-packaging!!"
Xianyu couldn't help but curse out his talent for being too erroneous, and then——
"Boom!!!"
The door of his public canteen was directly kicked open, and a Lupu girl with white hair, pajamas, and bandages on her chest broke in, and walked towards Xianyu while wagging her wrists.
The moment the wolf ear white hair T800 appeared, Xianyu realized that she seemed to be 'exceeding the noise standard'.
"Hey!? That, that, I'm sorry I accidentally disturbed you—RUA!"
Xianyu didn't even finish her begging for mercy when she was skillfully pinned down on the bed by the neighbor next door and beaten severely.
The pink-haired squirrel did not appear to ride on him like in the movie. Instead, it was the enthusiastic white-haired Miss Luper next door who lassoed Xianyu.
I will be a puppy when I broadcast live from now on...
Xianyu, who was lying on the ground in tatters, swore in his heart.
32. Being caught stealing food
"Sister, it was my fault yesterday. I ordered you a pizza at the door as an apology. Can you please let me change into a more comfortable position before doing anything next time?"
In the morning, Xianyu stood at the door of the neighbor's house next door with a pizza box in his hand to apologize.
"Miss?"
When there was no response, Xianyu put her ear to the door, and then faintly heard the word 'get out' from the door.
"Tsk, what kind of qualities do you have? I even used the voucher issued by the police station to buy a pizza as a gift. You know, my cash flow has been extremely tight recently! Although I didn't use the voucher because I could only buy that pizza. People want leftovers—but that’s also a piece of the heart!”
Xian Yu, who had a hot face but a cold butt, put the pizza on the fire extinguisher cabinet beside him, then went downstairs and left cursing, imagining that after he got promoted and raised his salary and made a lot of money, he would bring his little brother over to scare him. The white-haired Luper, who is not a serious person, let him know who is talking about this area of Longmen.
Three minutes after Xianyu left——
click!
"Don't knock on the door in the morning, or I..."
The closed door was pushed open, and the white-haired Luper girl who had beaten Xian Yu last night squinted her eyes at her fluffy and messy hair, looked around, and finally locked her eyes on the pizza next to her.
"Ha, I do get things done occasionally."
The white-haired Luper picked up the pizza and returned to the room, opening the pizza box without any suspicion of the possibility of poisoning or the like.
The golden light instantly filled the room, the white-haired Luper covered his eyes, and after a few seconds he took a closer look, wow!It turned out to be a pizza covered with pineapple rings!
"..."
Veins visible to the naked eye protruded from the girl Luper's head.
----
On the other side, Xian Yu, who was still cursing the other party for being cold-blooded and heartless, came to the fish ball stand.
Today is a rest day. Normally at this time, Xianyu would just huddle in bed, twist, crawl, and squirm to catch up on his sleep. However, due to some force majeure today, Xianyu had to go out early.
That day, after drinking too much with a strange guy who called himself a director, he accidentally lost his police badge, so Xianyu had to go to Zige fish ball stand early to look for the whereabouts of the police badge.
"Damn... what's going on?"
After arriving at Brother Jie's fish ball stall, Xianyu was stunned by what he saw.
Although Jie Ge's fish ball stall has always been very popular because of its fair prices and stable taste, the customer flow today was obviously a little more than usual.
Some familiar faces were eating fish balls on the simple roadside table at this time, but some people were surrounding Xiaozi not knowing what to say.
Shouldn't it be...
"Give me some fish balls, and brother, why are there so many people today—"
"Wow, not only 'Gao Qizi', but even the double-faced fish police officer really exists! I earned it, I earned it~"
Xian Yu leaned to Xiao's side and wanted to say something, but before she had time to start a conversation, the people next to her turned their heads to Xian Yu, and said strange names with surprised expressions.
——They were really the audience of yesterday’s live broadcast!
Xian Yu had already had some warning, but when he was called out the name of the character in the fictional bad movie, a strange sense of shame and embarrassment instantly flooded into his brain.
"...What are you talking about? Don't hinder other people's work."
Although she was ashamed and wanted to roll around in place, Xian Yu still pretended not to understand, and drove these people away by the way.
"Huh? Doesn't he know?" "It seems that what Poseidon said is true." "Is it all AI fiction?" "Unfortunately, I wanted to watch the so-called 'director's cut'! Saidon said that after he discovered the edited version, he would download it, and the show will be broken after it is finished."
Faced with Xianyu's attitude of "nothing to do with me", everyone looked at each other, finally shrugged and cursed at "Poseidon" and decided to leave, anyway, the "sacred land tour" was almost over.
"Really..."
Xianyu breathed a sigh of relief as he watched these people leave. It seemed that there was no need for 'scolding' for the time being.
Xianyu also knows that 'Poseidon''s live broadcast basically contains AOE and all kinds of strange guys, so he must not reveal his identity in life. If possible, it is best for 'Xianyu' to not even have any connection with the live broadcast room. Don't have it.
Fortunately, the live broadcast room itself does not seem to be able to be recorded, and it hides its own voice very well. Even if there is any rhythm, there will be basically no follow-up fermentation.
And looking at those people talking, it seems that many viewers didn't even see the last 'live broadcast accident'?
"Your fish ball fish officer. Some strange customers came over this morning and had no idea what they were trying to do."
Xianyu's thinking was interrupted by Zi, who handed the fish balls to Xianyu's side and complained about the strange guests. He didn't have any "undercover godfather" or "elite undercover" posture on his body.
"Thanks, those people are probably just looking for store bloggers and Internet celebrities, so don't worry about it."
Xian Yu waved his hand, completely leaving the perpetrator himself clean with incomparable justice.
"By the way, Brother Jie, have you seen my police badge?"
Xian Yu took the fish balls and asked herself the main purpose of coming here today while eating.
"Police badge? Didn't see it"
Zie Wei narrowed his eyes and thought for a moment before responding.
"Tsk, this is troublesome... I thought I could find it here."
The unexpected situation made Xianyu sigh.
"Although I didn't see the police badge... Yesterday, before you closed the stall after you left, the lady who was at your table came back again and asked me your name. She looked a little anxious."
After thinking for a moment, he told Lin Yuxia what happened to him last night.
"That Miss Lin? She came over last night and asked my name?"
In Xianyu's mind, he thought of the one who was riding on her body and said that he would have enough litters... No, no, no, he thought of the pink-haired Zalak who was talking riddles to himself and full of rich second-generation aura.
"Um"
"...Could it be the police badge she picked up?"
Xianyu lowered his head and put a hand on his chin and began to think.
After all, why is this girl named 'Lin Yuxia', who seems to be the president of some entrepreneurial association, looking for me?
I always feel that some truth has surfaced!
Xianyu Throws 'Amazing Wisdom: (1D100:94) - Failure! '
What did Xianyu realize!
"I see, she must have been shocked by my uncanny business acumen, that's why she wanted to invite me to join the Entrepreneurship Association!"
"...Is that so?"
Xian Yu said with great certainty, while Brother Zi on the side tilted his head, as if he felt that this reasoning conclusion was not quite right.
"Yes, it must be so—"
"Didn't expect to see you here, what a coincidence, Officer Yu (fish)"
"Hey! Huh?"
Before Xian Yu had time to fantasize about the time, he was startled by the familiar female voice next to him, and almost swallowed the fish balls.
Looking back, Officer Chen Huijie, the top senior superintendent of the Guards Bureau, also came to the fish ball stand at some point, looking at him with one hand on his hip.
33. How can I use Chi Xiao to kill fish?
"Chen sir?"
Xianyu blinked and felt a little awkward whenever he met his boss during the break.
"There's no need to be so nervous. Today is my day off, and I won't be held accountable for what happened at work before. That guy from Shuaiya suddenly said he wanted to come here to eat some fish balls, as if he was ill, but he was unable to come because he had something to do... Boss, give me one."
Chen told Xianyu not to be nervous. He had been avenged for falling asleep, pulling his hand, and touching his head during his meeting, and now his reputation had been reset to neutral.
"Is that so..."
After confirming that the other party did not come here to chase the murderer, Xian Yu also heaved a sigh of relief.
"Officer Fish, do I need that police badge..."
"Ah, cough, cough! Brother Zi, what did you just say? You didn't say anything, right! Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi—"
As soon as the word "police badge" came out of Zi's mouth, Xianyu immediately burst out with all the strength in his body and immediately came to Zi's side to interrupt. At the same time, he reached out and rubbed Zi's bear ears crazily.
"ok, I get it."
Zi nodded. After killing fish for ten years, his heart was already as cold as a kitchen knife, and he would not ask too much about these things that did not belong to him.
Although it seemed that he had just knocked over the fish balls in Zie's hand, Xianyu was relieved when he saw Zie nodded in understanding.
The matter of losing the police badge is serious indeed.But the severity of being found out by one's own director is slightly different from being found out by Senior Superintendent Chen Sir at the headquarters.
If Sir Chen discovers that he has lost his police badge, his career as a police officer will be over!
"But Officer Yu, you just seemed to..."
Zi poked Xianyu's shoulder, motioned Xianyu to look at the empty fishball paper bowl in his hand, and then looked at Chen sir beside him.
"What's wrong-"
Xian Yu looked beside her, and immediately realized where the fish balls disappeared from the paper bowl in her hand:
The senior superintendent of the Guards Bureau, Chief Wei Yanwu's key training target, Chen Huijie, the youngest capable operative of the special police team: At this time, his hair is covered with vermicelli fish soup, and the horns on his head are still strewn with fish balls that have not landed .
"Well, Sir Chen, you just said that what happened before will not be investigated, right...?"
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