I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

'Poseidon': Whoa whoa whoa whoa——

'? ? ? ': Don't worry, take your time.I'm sure you have plenty of time, and so do I.

'Poseidon': Yada mojada, oysters... woo woo woo! !

'? ? ? ': Do you still have the energy to speak?Interesting, it looks like you're pretty good at it.Come on, you can enjoy this stuff that can't even be called a 'shit'.

On the screen, a tragic scene is unfolding before everyone's eyes.

The unlucky Poseidon came to the BOSS room and before he even had time to say anything, he was thrown to the ground by a Lupu girl with long silver hair, and then he fed the son endlessly.

At least the first piece of pizza was caught by the white wolf from mid-air and stuffed directly into Poseidon's mouth, but the rest of the pizza was pulled from the already disfigured pizza by the white wolf, and continued without mercy. Stuff it into the mouth of 'Poseidon'.

The most painful thing is that this whole process didn't even show a single QTE, Xianyu could only passively watch the unlucky 'Poseidon' being force-feeded with pizza.

But in a sense, this kind of "forced plot" is also a good thing for Xianyu at this time, at least it can give him spare time to sort out the status quo and calm down.

It’s not just once or twice that something went wrong during my live broadcast. When I was broadcasting "Dragon Gate Madness" before, I even became a participating character in the movie, and it was obvious that Sir Chen was also in the live broadcast room, but luckily he made some nonsense at the end Fooled over for now.

Talking about the current situation, although the boss of "Escape Impart" in front of me looks very similar to the Luper White Wolf who is a suspected terrorist with unknown job next door, he doesn't have to worry about being opened.

After all, I have the rare and unique advantage of the system of 'not showing up online, not being able to track and locate'.Basically, no matter how you dance your face, it can be said that as long as you don't make a slip of the tongue and blow yourself up like an idiot like Neng Angel, there will be no risk of being opened the box.

Even Xianyu can pat his chest and say that the trigger method of the situation where he is opened is extremely harsh, and several conditions must be met to achieve it.

First of all, the white wolf next door must be watching the live broadcast, secondly, she must find out that the person in the live broadcast is herself, and finally, she must catch it, otherwise she can still get through.

If these conditions are met at the same time——Na Xianyu feels that she should admit it, which means that this is fate.

Back to the live broadcast, the white-haired Luper girl in the game stuffed the entire pizza into 'Poseidon''s mouth.

'Poseidon' reluctantly stretched out his hand to try to grab something, but was poked on the forehead by the white wolf, and fell to the ground again. After struggling a few times, he didn't move again, just like a dead fish.

"Lack of Oxygen and Death"

"No... how could this be choked to death!?"

Xianyu looked at the dead figure of 'Poseidon' while spitting out cream and twitching, and complained loudly. Because it was the No. 1 immersive way of eating cakes, Xianyu herself felt a little short of breath.

{Aphur faction}: Terrible, is this the so-called final boss?Really oppressive!

{Breadman}: Although the state of death is quite tragic... But I think this should be your own problem, Poseidon, right?

{Idol Trainee}: Mr. Poseidon may not have had much contact with the Syracuses before, so he has a strange misunderstanding of them in Texas, right?

"Misunderstanding? What kind of misunderstanding? I heard that Ruper or Wolper from over there like to eat pasta and pizza, and they have to carry an umbrella when going out. Everyone has a huge family power behind them."

Xianyu scratched his hair and asked the barrage where he went wrong while reading the file.

{Too many nicknames}: It's a collection of stereotypes... It's true that those people like to eat pizza and pasta, but they are very particular about the method and taste of these foods. Where are you from, Poseidon?

"Haha, you use this method to trick me, right? It doesn't make sense, brother is not the kind of angel who can give me nothing for nothing. If you want the anchor to open the box by himself, then you have to think of a more reliable reason. "

{Too many nicknames}: You guy... Tsk, let’s take Yan people as an example. Many people eat zongzi on certain festivals. If you see someone dipping meat-filled zongzi into tomato sauce and then throwing it into a blender to squeeze Cheng Mi, put it on top of the black coffee and pass it to you, what do you think?

"I'm going to kill you—oh, I guess I get it now."

Xianyu, who was a serious member of the Yan Kingdom in his previous life, immediately understood. Although the Sweet and Salty Tofu Party would fight against each other endlessly, if a "Mustard Oil Tofu Party" appeared at this time, they would be The Sweet and Salty Party gathered fire and took them away in a wave.

{Can it be done}: I have to say, if you want to piss off a Syracusan, your plan is so flawless that even I want to applaud you.But it looks like you're just a complete idiot - is the Dragon Gate full of this kind of bastard who can't figure out the situation?

"Why did the hostility towards me suddenly become so great? They even fired map guns. In short, the anchor here apologized to the Syracuse bankers who may exist in the live broadcast room. It was really not intentional. But to be honest, I think pineapple cream chocolate The fruit pizza should be delicious too..."

{Penguin Harem King}: Poseidon!

"Okay, okay, I get it. Anyway, let's pass this topic. I heard that Syracuse is not only rich in pizza, but also rich in black meat clubs. The anchor doesn't want to provoke the kind of ruthless people who will pour cement into people when they disagree with each other."

{Can it be done}: Ha, what age is it still pouring traditional cement.Small fish and shrimps are paved with asphalt, and those with a little status are buried in the outer ring of the mobile city-state. Those who absolutely don’t want to find traces are simply consigned to Zista to feed the volcano. Although the cost is huge, it is worth it.

{Penguin Harem King}: Some families have large farms and flower fields, and sometimes the purchase channels of chemical fertilizers are quite special.

"Why do you feel so understanding? Damn it, brothers, you can't be serious, can you?"

{Penguin Harem King}: That's all I know from gangster novels and movies, let's continue Poseidon.I look forward to the picture of you capturing that white wolf.

{Aphur faction}: That's right, that's right!Although that BOSS seems to be very oppressive, she didn't rap you hard, but she vomited after eating big cakes. What does this mean?It means that that guy must be a young Karami who is strong in outside but in action!As long as you kill her in seconds, my status will also rise~

{Idol trainee}: Ms. Neng Angel has not given up any possibility until now. If this persistent spirit and will can be divided into half of the pinned state, it is estimated that she will not spread her tongue on the ground so soon. ...

{Aphoru faction}: I didn't stick out my tongue QAQ!That's cooling...yes, I'm just doing tactical cooling!Heat dissipation in order to turn on the overload mode and turn on the offensive!

{Too many nicknames}: Don't be ashamed anymore, you can be an angel.

On the other side of the barrage, everyone started the familiar humiliation stage again, and it was very pleasant to laugh and laugh for a while.As for Xianyu, he controlled 'Poseidon' to enter the elevator again, but this time Xianyu, who had learned his lesson, did not bring the pizza in his hand with him.

The elevator door opened, and Poseidon came to the BOSS office and pushed open the heavy door - the white-haired Luper girl was still sitting at the desk by the floor-to-ceiling window, looking at him with a smile on her lips.

'? ? ? ': Well, it looks like you at least have the ability to learn.There are many etiquettes that need attention in Syracuse. Congratulations, you have learned to avoid dietary taboos this time.

Girl Luper walked towards Poseidon while applauding, at least this time she didn't meet him and rushed over without saying a word.

'Poseidon': Did you just say "this time"?Could it be that……

Xian Yu froze for a moment, there were key words in the words of the white wolf next door that made her very concerned.

'? ? ? ': "Is it possible that you are not controlled by time regression and can retain the memory between each reading" - is this the question you want to ask?

The white wolf walked up to Poseidon, shrugging his shoulders while talking, with an extremely bored and even impatient expression on his face.

'Poseidon': That's right, did you—

Boom! !

The white wolf who was standing in front of him a moment ago suddenly exerted strength, and without any hesitation, he slammed Poseidon against the wall of the office.

"Damn it, why did he suddenly attack during the conversation!? This guy doesn't talk about martial arts!"

Xian Yu was taken aback. It was rare for him to watch the plot dialogue patiently, but he was so tricked in the end.Normally, it should be the time when the final boss told about his evil plan, but the boss came over and punched himself as soon as the dialog box appeared.

{Can it be done}: A fight may suddenly occur at any time, anywhere, and under any circumstances. Your enemies will not recite the Syracusean Code to each other!Only one that stays focused will survive. Remember that, Poseidon.

{Apuru Sect}: In other words, this white-haired guy is a guy who suddenly goes into field battles anytime, anywhere, regardless of the occasion?Wow wow wow, this is incredible!

{Too many nicknames}: How did you come to this conclusion...?

{Can it be done}: It seems like it would be a good fun sport to occasionally imitate those demons, hunt Sakota and use the halos on their heads as light bulbs~

"Damn it, there's a QTE! I don't have time to chat with you now, I'm going to activate an immortal and kingly super god mode next!"

The bullet screen is relaxed and comfortable, while the anchor Xianyu is sweating profusely.The white-haired Luper's 'true' in front of him might be lying next to her, Xian Yu just hoped to finish the game quickly and get off the plane at the speed of light and run away pretending nothing happened.

'? ? ? ': I don't usually pay attention to nobodies, but you do deserve a little credit for getting here - 'Laplande', remember the name, it will be your nightmare and the beginning of all madness .

'Lapland': The guy in Texas is running away as usual, but I'm different.I will use my own way to find the truth - Texas, you see!

The girl named Laplande burst into a frightening laugh. At the same time, she opened her mouth and bit the collar of 'Poseidon', and then pulled Poseidon's T-shirt Just tear it open.

'Lapland': Now, follow me to the end of madness!

Spitting out the scraps of clothing in her mouth, Lapland didn't give Poseidon a chance to adjust or rest. She directly used both hands to throw the remaining scraps of clothing mixed with the torn skin wounds on the ground roughly. .

{Penguin Harem King}: That guy turned out to be even crazier than he was then.

{Idol Trainee}: Okay, what a scary move...I thought Texas was already very rough at that time, but the moves of this Miss Lapland...are completely out of touch with 'humanity' Category!

{Bread Man}: It is a very pure hunting mode!

{Is it possible to do it?}: You have to eat rice, you have to eat the forbidden fruit, this is the only way to be healthy. In the final analysis, this is for a more powerful hunting behavior!

"The speed is so fast, and there is no rhythm or omen at all-damn, there are a lot of MISS!"

Xian Yu controls 'Poseidon' to try to resist Lapland's pure and powerful offensive, but because she can't keep up with the rhythm of QTE, she can only watch Poseidon being suppressed at the crushing level.

'Lapland': What are you still suppressing?This is the arena that I carefully built, where the most twisted and crazy side of everyone's heart is infinitely magnified - only by breaking away from the shackles of clothes and reason, and engaging in the purest collision and confrontation, can the will and body that are transcended from 'madness' be tempered and born. .Enjoy this madness with me and you'll get something you don't have.

'Poseidon': This kind of silver handkerchief...I will never accept it!

'Laplande': It's a pity, I clearly feel the colossal thing suppressed inside you.It's okay, we have plenty of time.

Laplande unilaterally ended the short conversation, and she suddenly bit Poseidon's lips and tongue tightly. It was not even a 'deep kiss', but a simple, violent oath of sovereignty.

A scarlet liquid full of rusty sweetness flowed from the corner of Poseidon's mouth, and the pain from his tongue and lips once covered up the torn scars on his back.Poseidon tried to muster all his strength to break free from Lapland's oppression, but what he got in return was a tougher and rougher 'hunt'.

In the game, Laplande clamped Poseidon's arms tightly with only one hand. She leaned him against the bookshelf, stuck out her tongue and greedily sucked and licked the blood from Poseidon.

When the blood was swallowed by Lapland, the white wolf's last remaining rationality was completely gone, and pink hearts appeared in her pale pupils.The white wolf pressed the bruised trophy tightly under her body. She wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth with one hand, and with the other hand, she roughly but unexpectedly carefully removed the last layer of pitiful protective film of the prey.

'Lapland': Now...let me tell you the definition of 'crazy'.

'Poseidon': You can't do this... TMD you can't do this! !

The unilateral hunting, massacre, and dining show, without any filters or cover-ups, were presented bloody in front of everyone.

【You lost to the person behind this silver handkerchief, and became a trivial victim in the gap between her sanity and madness.Laplande constantly tortures your body and soul with the brutal methods.

But what makes you even more desperate is that this already crazy white wolf is more rational than anyone else.She can easily perceive your limits, and every time you think you can finally lose consciousness and be completely relieved, you will be comforted by Laplande's gentle disguise.After countless tortures and oppressions, your consciousness that has been wandering on the edge has finally completely broken down.The spirit was destroyed, the body was played with, and what remained here was no longer the person named 'Poseidon', but a toy that was bitten and torn, lost interest and was thrown aside. 】

"Strength · Exhaustion · Death"

"Oh...it's so difficult. In a sense, it's harder than Texas."

Looking at Laplande's signature jagged smile on the screen, Xian Yu sighed and shook her head.Damn, it still won't work after all...

If we said that when we were playing against Texas, we simply couldn’t keep up with the speed of pressing the buttons, then when we were playing against Laplande, I felt that I couldn’t understand the timing and content of these buttons at all. As if being led around and played hard, he could only watch helplessly as his spirit was destroyed little by little, and finally became Miss Laplande's dog.

{Penguin Harem King}: fierce offensive, at first glance crazy but extremely logical moves, she is stronger

{Can it be done}: Hahaha!Can Texas do it?

{Aphoru faction}: She probably can't do it in Texas... This kind of picture is really horrible, is it really XX0O?It felt more like, well, some kind of pure and primitive act.Well, I have to admit that Laplande is stronger now.

{Breadman}: Even the angels are not stubborn anymore, it seems that the picture just now is indeed very impactful

{Idol Trainee}: Although they are all Ruperts, as expected... Well, as expected, Texas is better!

{Too many nicknames}: So what are you comparing to?

Not only Xianyu, but also Danmaku was shocked by the defeat CG demonstrated just now.

If Angel is "clumsy and gentle", Texas is "elegant and tough", Sora is "cute and fatally tempted", and Mostima is "bad and mischievous and dominant", then What Laplande showed just now, if I use one word to describe it, it is probably...

Tornado destroys parking lot!

Laplande doesn't seem to be enjoying the intermingling of the opposite sex at all, it's almost no different from killing each other, hunting and predating on one side, but with a horrible evil taste, he keeps playing with 'food' until the other party is completely Lost the consciousness of resistance, reduced to a pure broken toy.

How about we stop here today - Xianyu, who was a little scared by Lapland and was doubly frightened because Lapland himself was next door, wanted to be Deserter No. 1, so she tentatively clicked to end. Live button.

[Dear anchor Poseidon, you still have a lot of live broadcasts to broadcast, so you can’t rest now~]

Gan Linniang, it's not enough to beat the boss!

[You failed to stun Texas, and you failed to achieve pure love END for her, so in terms of completion, you need to defeat Laplande at least to end this live broadcast]

This rubbish system is unexpectedly serious in this kind of place...

Xian Yu tentatively wanted to download the broadcast, but the warning popped up by the system mercilessly bound him to the live broadcast room again.

"I feel that even if it's head-to-head, the ending is probably the same as that in Texas-by the way, there is still a croissant!"

Xian Yu suddenly thought that this time he could still use his sword to take the lead, so he went to the Breadman to see if there were any wonderful props suitable for Laplande's physique.

{Can it be done}: Huh?Is this your answer, Poseidon!After experiencing this crazy dance for yourself, your choice is to escape!

{Penguin Harem King}: There is no need to have the same knowledge as that kind of lunatic, she will only drag you into the crazy field she is good at, and then defeat you with sufficient admission experience.Finding shortcuts is the right choice.

"Skipping class is a part of speedrunning, so don't play if you're not feeling well... Huh? Why is the door at the back locked after loading the file?"

Xianyu doesn't have the self-esteem of a hardcore gamer. As long as he can pass the level, he can even lick JIOJIO to the invincible Croissant A Meng. However, when he returned to the previous save file, he found that 'Poseidon' was standing in the elevator holding a pizza. In front of me, the exit doors on the left and right sides were all tightly closed for some reason.

'The doorknob seems to be fixed with the space, motionless. '

Even if you interact with the gate, you can only get this kind of information, which makes Xianyu feel a little dizzy for a moment.

{Can it be done}: Haha!Well done, I'm starting to like the author of this game now.Some wars are destined to be inevitable. The only thing you can do is to face the challenge head-on. You can choose the ending of death, madness or crossing the threshold. What is your choice, Poseidon!

{Breadman}: You can’t go back before the BOSS battle, it feels like a very classic design, right?

{Idol Trainee}: So now we can only rely on hard power... Come on, Mr. Poseidon!

"Oh oh oh! From so... so no chi no sa da me - the fate of blood is calling me, waves, this enemy is worth fighting!"

Xian Yu, a senior prisoner of empty sauce, was instantly charged up by the encouragement from the idol, and almost even slipped her tongue, so she quickly changed her words to fool her.

"Aren't you just a crazy white wolf, watch me push her back!"

{Can it be done}: That's right, that's it!Come if you can, Poseidon!

{Penguin Harem King}: Let me see that guy roll his eyes, it must be very pleasant.