I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

{Aphoru faction}: Hmm... It's impossible to improve my status now, but I'll be happy as long as I can see other people sticking out their tongues!

{Bread Man}: We have reached this point, and we will all witness your end.

{Too many nicknames}: What is the atmosphere like cheering and encouraging all the companions in the finale? Isn’t this a kind of funny butter? ?

"I've already felt your hegemony! It's really been a long way around... It's really, really, it's a long way—then, I'm going!"

{Aphur faction}: Poseidon, we love you!

Poseidon looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, and then embarked on the journey to crusade against Lapland without hesitation, leaving only a lonely but proud back.

——a few moments later——

{Can it be done}: Come on, keep going!Hit the chest!

{Idol Trainee}: At all... I can't see any hope at all!

{Penguin Harem King}: It doesn’t matter, it’s still very strong if you can last for 2 minutes

{Bread Man}: Is that claw out of reach after all...

{Aphurpai}: This is the first time I have seen a move that pulls the man up and hits him continuously... Woo, this is too scary!

"trash game!"

It was different from the atmosphere where everyone was united as one and turned into an endless God of War to witness Xian Yu's participation in the final battle. In just a short period of time, everyone's hearts were completely eroded by despair and exhaustion.

And the reason why everyone's attitude has changed so dramatically is also very simple - Laplande is too powerful.

If it is said that the battle with Texas is barely able to see the feeling of gradual progress, then the "battle" with Laplande is simply to be repeatedly played, tortured and destroyed.

'Poseidon' tried all the methods he could use, but the end result was always being resolved by Laplande lightly, and then turned to the offensive.Lapland incarnates as Lapland, and destroys Poseidon one by one.

I don't know how many times I tasted the gameover screen of Poseidon being thrown into the corner, even the real Xian Yu was completely discouraged.

{Can it be done}: Hello, Poseidon.If you are still alive, let me continue, it is not you who was killed.

"I'm sorry, it can't be done. I'm too weak and have no strength."

Xian Yu was sprawled on a chair, staring at the sky as if suffering from senile dementia at a young age.

When Hongru was besieged by Lapland at the beginning, Xianyu still had the emotion of 'angry', and the momentum of 'XBZZ don't let me catch you' maintained Xianyu's motivation to challenge constantly.

However, Xianyu's anger completely dissipated after being fucked into a rag by Laplande again and again, and turned into a show of weakness of "big sister, you shook me 8".

Now he just wants to find Feng Lingyueying to sting, 100W salty fish blasting punches, and blow away this so-called 'white silver handkerchief tyrant'! !

However, I don't have a system as strong as Fenglingyueying Ding Daren at all, only a live broadcast system that has pitted me far more often than helping me.

{Can it be done}: So this is your answer?Stopping in place in this cramped elevator room, staying with that shit-like round thing, silently expecting the other party to just disappear by itself?Ha, in the end you are just a vulgar thing after all!

The sarcasm of the bullet screen, Xianyu didn't have the energy to go back. Instead, the word "stop in place" made Xianyu think of what the other party said to her when she and Mostima met again after a long absence.

I am a 'stopped in place', stopped in that great silence... no, stopped in that little disaster, and never took another step.

The 'Poseidon' in the game is at least accompanied by a 'shit round thing (pizza)', and the real me—wait a minute, pizza?

Xianyu looked at the chocolate pineapple pasta stuffing cream marinated pizza on the screen, and felt like Conan was getting ready to harvest human lives, and an idea suddenly came to his mind.

It's not the 'i have a plan' idea that can make an angel, but a really slanted but feasible idea.

Xian Yu got up quickly and manipulated Poseidon to make an action.

{Penguin Harem King}: What are you doing, Poseidon!Calm down, I know you're terribly anxious right now because of Lappland, but that's not an excuse to self-destruct!

{Can it be done}: Are you completely insane... Hmph, hiding in the barrier of insanity will not change your current situation, your level of insanity is far from enough to compete against Syracuse.

The barrage was taken aback by Poseidon's actions, but Xianyu didn't pay much attention to it, and directly manipulated Poseidon to go to Lapland's office again.

'Laplande': Wow...that's amazing, I thought you'd escape this mad dance forever, but it looks like you're ready to dance with me once again.

'Laplande' seemed a little surprised at Poseidon's coming again, her eyes widened, but soon she smiled again.

Poseidon didn't respond, he just nodded: Come on.

Next, exactly the same as the countless previous developments, Lapland rushed towards Poseidon at a ghostly speed, controlled his movements, and continued to tear Poseidon's clothes with sharp claws, and bloody wounds will All his defenses were torn apart, and then he bit and ate Poseidon's tongue heavily.

But then, the situation completely reversed.

'Lappland': Only your blood always pleases me - woo! ?

This time, it wasn't just blood that poured into Laplande's mouth, but... chewy chocolate pineapple pasta stuffed with creamy marinated pizza.

'Laplande': This, this is... cough cough cough—vomit! !

It was obvious that Laplande never thought that she could eat a pizza filling that was no different from snow to her. The silver-haired Luper fell to her knees instantly, and she clutched her throat in pain. Constant retching and nausea.

"Haha! I noticed that Laplande always uses 'bite and suck blood' as a starter every time, so I first filled my mouth with her most hated pizza, how, I use this trick' to start Snowy throat'! Is it the hand of God, everyone!"

Xianyu laughed while watching Laplande writhing in pain in the picture, and immediately claimed credit for the barrage.

{Penguin Harem King}: The host has been reported

{Can it be done}: I'm going to kill you! ! ! !

{Idol trainee}: Well, is this a bit...

{Breadman}: I feel like I won’t have any desire to eat pizza in the next two months.

{Aphurpai}: Are you kidding me, I'm about to vomit! !

{Too many nicknames}: Are you a genius, Poseidon——I mean it with irony.

"Don't report it!?"

Xianyu, who originally wanted to take credit for his amazing wisdom, was stunned by the reaction to the barrage.

But he quickly adjusted his mentality, turning the humiliation of being laughed at by the crowd into motivation, and controlled Poseidon to pursue victory.

I saw that Poseidon in the game took advantage of Lapland's kneeling vomiting, first immediately went around behind her, poked Lapland's waist vigorously, and then took advantage of Lapland's conditioned reflex to curl up At that time, he grabbed the fluffy and soft tail on her back, rubbed it up and down without breathing, and finally opened his mouth and bit Laplande's trembling animal ear fiercely.

'Laplande': Woohoo! ?But, nasty guy——not the tail...not the ears either! !

The arrogant and crazy tyrant was instantly subdued by Xianyu's "Lupo Three Chains".She lay on the ground and wanted to get up, but the overly irritating numbness in her tail and ears made her unable to do anything. In the end, she could only lie on the ground and let Poseidon flick her tail and ears like cotton.

At this point, Xianyu has already 'beat the BOSS'. What he should do is to end the game that has been broadcast for too long immediately, and then carefully check what he got from the system in this live broadcast.

However, looking at the culprit who turned himself into a broken toy countless times in front of him, Xian Yu's anger that had been suppressed for a long time now spewed out tens of times and hundreds of times!

'Poseidon': Hehehe, isn't it awesome?Give you a chance, you are useless, you.

Poseidon lay on Laplande's body, put both hands on White Wolf's porcelain-white face, except for a scar on the left eye, and began to knead the dough.

{Can it be done}: Hey, it's fine if you use that disgusting and despicable way, what are you messing with now!

"Jie Jie Jie! Of course he is venting! Damn Lapland, does he think that he can go crazy and get sick just because he is a little pretty? Be kind! Any evil will be brought to justice!"

Xianyu unknowingly mixed the anger towards 'Lapland' in the game with the mysterious neighbor who beat her in reality.Then he vented to Laplande, who had lost the ability to resist in the game.

Poseidon first kept rubbing Laplande's cheeks, posing various wonderful poses, and then put her hands and feet back together and bent her tail with her tail between her legs, and then used the extremely vulgar, who knows what kind of talent in the office The large gold chains that can be bought are tied together to make a simple 'portable Lapland'.

Immediately afterwards, Poseidon carried the portable Lapland into the elevator and returned to the first floor and tied her to the door frame. Then he smiled and took out the big treasure - the chocolate pineapple that had been thrown aside before he finished eating. The marinated pizza with cream fillings was stuffed into Lapland's mouth.

Laplande, who had been pretending to be able to do things with ease, finally stopped in Bengbu the moment the corner of his mouth touched the pizza.

'Lapland': You can't... you can't do that poofooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

'Poseidon': Haha, swallow it, swallow it!How are you feeling now, Lapland!

"There are so many more! After eating the chocolate flavor, there are mustard-flavored pizzas, and if you don't have enough, there are Zheergen stinky tofu pizzas. They are all ruthless people in the pizza world, and the secret flavor can bring you endless flavors." Surprise!"

Xianyu's old and new grudges combined together completely turned him into a bad guy. He should have summed up his experience in this game and then downloaded the broadcast, but now he is frantically feeding the feces in her eyes to the tied up white dog (straight ball) ).By the Emperor, what Nurgle blasphemy is this!

{Can it be done}: Where the hell are you! ?I want to kill you!

{Too many nicknames}: How much resentment has accumulated...

{Breadman}: But actually, that pizza shouldn't be bad, right?If you were an angel, would you swallow it all with a happy face, and then knock on the bowl to express another serving?

{Aphur faction}: Lateran is really underestimated!Even the Lateran people who are addicted to desserts would not accept that kind of strange substance that piled up random elements and maliciously tampered with the traditional cuisine of other countries!But when I think about it this way... I suddenly feel that I just passed out dozens of times, so I'm lucky?

In the barrage, some people exploded, some people sighed, and some people wanted to open the box in a hurry for some reason.

As the saying goes, things must turn against each other. Xianyu, who reaped the guilty pleasure of humiliating Laplander, instantly let down all his guard, and his exciting words were no longer censored by his brain, but came directly from his mouth. come out.

"Don't rush, barrage. There's no point in rushing. Even if the real 'Lapland' came today, I would still have to stuff her with a pineapple ring pizza - oh, by the way, it turns out I've already given it to her Ah, yelling, yelling!"

{Can it be done}: "Send it", "Pineapple Ring Pizza"...

"Phew~~~ This lappy is inferior, you can't do it after only eating 5 slices. Then it's almost time for today, the anchor is going to be down—Boom!!! Bang!!! Bang!!!"

……

【The live broadcast has ended】

Texas, Croissant, Angel Neng, Kong, and Fiameta, who were watching the live broadcast, were stunned for a moment.They were extremely confused by the "abrupt" ending in front of them and the strange sound that seemed to be demolishing a house at the end.

"But it shouldn't be a big deal" - everyone thought again.

52. Open box from Lapland

"Then today's live broadcast will end here—"

Click click! !

After finally satisfying the conditions for the broadcast, and by the way, he managed to get back the place from 'Laplande', Xianyu was content to prepare for the broadcast.But when he just moved the mouse to the end live broadcast button, a strange sound came to Xian Yu's ears through the earphones.

For the average person, this voice may only think of 'what B is moving' at the first time.

However, to Xian Yu, this voice was too familiar to him.The last time the door of my house was kicked open by the idle Luper next door, rushed in and beat me up, that was the sound of breaking the door...

"...I rely on it!!"

Xian Yu, who turned into an Internet troll during the live broadcast before, frantically jumped his face. At that time, he was obviously in a brainless mode.

However, when the sound of kicking the door came, the live broadcast room was closed, and the "Internet Punch" expired, and the smart IQ once again occupied the high ground of the fish brain.

Xian Yu turned off the live broadcast in a hurry, as if she was secretly surfing the Internet alone at home, and suddenly found that her parents came home to clean up the student party at the scene of the crime.

——In short, you must lock the door firmly first, and then quickly find a way to fool it, just like that time with Chen sir...

"rua!"

Xian Yu has drawn up the third step of the plan in his mind, and his ideal is very full, but in reality he has not even been able to realize the first step.

Xian Yu, who just ran to the front of the entrance door, was thrown away by the door and the people before he even touched the doorknob.

"Boom!!! Yo, my lovely neighbor, good evening."

After the door was kicked open, a silver-white 'cute' figure appeared in front of the entrance.

A few minutes ago, Laplande, who was just passed out by the "The Beatles 4 ultimate insult", was standing in front of him at this moment, with the same sawtooth shark smile on his face, like a continuation of the game.

If you want to say that the only difference in Lapland in front of Xianyu is that she is not wearing the black windbreaker with a strange structure that is more than gorgeous but not practical in the game at the moment, but the pajamas with cartoon wolf heads printed on it. .But as if to show the casual and comfortable personality of the owner of the pajamas, the pajamas were opened carelessly, revealing the gray-white underwear on the chest that was wrapped around the chest.

"Then, that... Did I disturb you again, dear neighbor lady? I, I, I will just turn off the light and go to sleep honestly, and make sure that I don't even make a sound of breathing, do you think it's okay?"

Xianyu, who was thrown away, hit the carp in mid-air and caught the tiger on the ground. He bowed and admitted his mistake to the intruder in front of him, and he had a good attitude.

"Hahaha, don't be so nervous, little brother 'Poseidon'—well, I didn't hear your voice when the strange live broadcast started, it seems that there should be special treatment. It's really interesting , if you only watch the performance in the live broadcast, it is estimated that many people will think that Poseidon, who is "outspoken, vicious and funny", is a bit greasy and unscrupulous middle-aged uncle, but in fact he is such a "adult" ' Guys who can barely cross the line, that's really unexpected."

Laplande happily walked up to Xianyu, she put a finger on Xianyu's chin, looked at the white-haired salted fish in front of her, and said with a surprised expression on purpose.

Although it is not the first time the two have met, Laplande did not observe carefully when he beat Xianyu because of 'excessive noise'.After all, no one will pay attention to the specific appearance of the sandbag on the roadside—unless the sandbag actively ran in front of him and kept raising his blood pressure with 'bad fish~bad fish~'.

"Big sister, I think there must be some misunderstanding between us..."

Xian Yu swallowed her saliva, and now she has only one choice to die, but the opposite is a hopeless paranoid egoist.Lapland probably already decided that Xianyu = Poseidon the moment he kicked the door. Under this premise, no matter what Xianyu explains, as long as Lapland does not choose to change her mind, everything will be fine. Meaningless.

"Yeah, there must be a lot of misunderstandings between us—come, tell me a reason."

Laplande smiled and picked up the fork on the table, holding it in his hand and pressing it directly against Xianyu's throat.The tingling sensation of the tip piercing the skin also reminded Xianyu that this place is not some inexplicable 'Silver Pagoda Universe', but a real cheap apartment in Longmen in the real plane.

"I, I, I surrender! What reason...?"

Without further ado, Xianyu gave a French military salute, and at the same time asked Laplande in a low voice.

"Of course, give me a reason not to kill you here~?"

Laplande responded with a smile. Her smile was so bright and sassy that she even absorbed the smile on Xianyu's face.

"Hey!? Then, that... By the way, as the saying goes, a meal is a hundred days, Miss Laplande, you should also miss the pineapple ring pizza I sent over!"

"I fucked you old X—now you need to give me two reasons."

Laplande was laughing with blue veins on her forehead. She leaned closer to Xianyu. The tips of their noses seemed to be colliding with each other. If the killing intent on White Wolf could be quantified, it might be stronger than "candlelight". Something that can fill the whole room is about to be born!