I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

"Secondly, why do you think I found you at the hotpot restaurant, Xianyu?"

Except that after seeing all the following, Nian seemed to go to the butcher shop to pick out a favorite steak and was ready to punch her. She cheerfully continued to ask the prey she had locked.

"Isn't it because you want to jump in line for a meal?"

"It's not jumping in the queue! This is called 'drinking as you please', and it is the most romantic way for wild cranes in the ancient Yan Kingdom to make friends and travel together."

"Isn't this just a challenge..."

Xian Yu muttered in a low voice.

"The reason why I found you is because I saw the talent of being the [protagonist] in you, Xiao Xianyu!"

Nian looked at Xianyu with a determined face, his eyes full of confidence as a bole.

"Uh, the protagonist? Don't be ridiculous, Ms. Nian, I have been fishing in a remote town for more than ten years of my life (literally physical meaning), and later I was dragged around on the continent of Terra Hua, after a lot of difficulty, I finally got to Longmen and found a job where I can fool around—this kind of experience has nothing to do with the protagonist, does it?"

Xian Yu summarized her life experience a little bit, basically it is 'to eat and wait to die, and when something happens, change to another place to eat and wait to die'.

When the real protagonist was still in "Self-discipline の Xiaoqu'er" while cultivating immortals and calculating the three-year period, he was fishing for garbage at the beach, and by the way, other fishermen used various topics to talk about it, "You are right, but why do you Know that I fell to the 80cm long scale today? 'Show off to Jumping Face.

Xian Yu is quite self-aware of her boring life, but on the contrary, the white-haired woman who claims to be the director of the year shows a surprised expression after hearing this experience.

"It's unbelievable, brother Xianyu, aren't you a proper protagonist template!"

"what?"

Xianyu looked confused and couldn't figure out why Nian came to this conclusion, but Nian pursued the victory. She came close to Xianyu, and she could even see her own reflection in her light purple eyes, with a hint of spicy seasoning. A subtle aura mixed with suspected metal was also passed into Xianyu's nostrils.

"Brother Xianyu, do you have a childhood sweetheart?"

"Yes."

Xianyu thought of Xiaoyu who always said that she would marry her when she grew up, otherwise she was afraid that she would starve to death at home and always underestimated her ability to survive as a housekeeper.

"Then, do you still have people around you who are companions but have an ambiguous relationship with each other?"

"Uh……"

Xian Yu made an awkward hesitation sound.In fact, he didn't have many friends, and the two who instinctively thought of were Fiameta and Mostima.After all, they were dragged around by the two of them for a long time, and gradually became friends who talked about everything.

Let's not talk about Fiameta, Timo's words... It's really hard to say.

Xian Yu thought of Alina's words again. If the Mostima he met in the live broadcast of Penguin Logistics Yinpa was an existence with body consciousness...then he and the blue fallen I am afraid that the relationship between angels really needs to be reconsidered.

"Haha, there is hesitation, Xianyu! Let me guess again... well, you are involved in a very serious matter now, and the impact of this matter is very serious, so you have to spend all your energy on it." above, right?"

"Big... Master!"

Upon hearing Nian Daxian'er's continued deception, Xianyu almost gave the half-xian'er a few slaps.

After all, after taking advantage of the atmosphere last night and boxing herself up, Xianyu now has to find and collect all the integrated movement deduction materials collected during this period of time, and not let Longmen fall into the flames of war.

At the same time, it is also necessary to get as many fans as possible to the live broadcast room during this period of time, so that it will be more convenient for future actions.

And most importantly, protect yourself from being visited by people like W/Patriot/Talulah/Kingslayer/Mephisto...

These things really made Xianyu have to focus on them for a long time to come, that's why Xianyu was surprised by Nian's analysis.

"Hahaha, don't worry, don't worry, let me feel it again... well, and you also have a very strong peach blossom physique, even if you just fall on the side of the road, you can tear off the girl's clothes!"

"what?"

"Ahem, ahem, just now it doesn't count, it doesn't count!"

Seeing the question mark that was about to pop up on Xian Yu's head, Nian hurriedly coughed twice and retracted his speech just now.

As for Xian Yu, he immediately changed from 'I have to give Nian Daxian a knock' to 'Calm down and think about it, is this guy just talking nonsense? 'Attitude.

"Give me a chance, let me think again, this time it's right - you still have some kind of power hidden!"

Nian Shua pointed the folding fan at Xian Yu, and said in a firm tone.

Of course, Nian doesn't have any fortune-telling ability, so she just wanted to test it casually, and she didn't expect Xianyu to take the bait, after all, if a person is really hiding his strength, then naturally he won't take it easy revealed...

"How did you know!?"

"Eh?"

Xian Yu asked Nian cautiously and confusedly with wide-eyed eyes, but Nian was taken aback by Baimao Agor's reaction.

"No, you really have it?" Nian Ye's eyes widened.

"—er, no, no, I didn't say anything!"

Xian Yu, who was absorbing knowledge intensively in the library and was thinking about the next course of action before, accidentally followed Nian's words and was hooked.

Although Xianyu reacted and immediately waved his hands to show that he was just talking nonsense, Nian didn't care about Sanqi 21 when the bait was thrown and the hook had already been bitten.

She smelled something similar to 'similar' from the Agor boy in front of her, the subtle scent that belonged to a higher level of life.But because this breath was too weak, Nian once thought it was his own illusion—unless the other party chose to conceal it actively.

This is not impossible. It would be better to say that Nian himself knew a big brother. Although he did not hide his monster-like power, he abruptly even changed his entire body.

Because of this, when Xianyu accidentally let it slip, Nian immediately determined that the young man in front of him was definitely not an ordinary person. He had hidden the power and power of being a giant beast for some reasons of his own.

"You heard wrong just now, Miss Nian, I am just a pure fish-man who can be seen everywhere...!"

"It's meaningless to conceal this level of obscenity! Damn it, I can already smell the storyline and the aroma of charcoal-grilled fish on your body, and I can't hold back any longer!"

Nian gulped his saliva while staring at Xian Yu, and at the same time assumed a hunting posture that seemed to be about to pounce.

"That smell from behind is very bad, isn't it? Hey! What kind of desire are you unable to hold back!?"

Xianyu's survival instinct beeped, and he was a little uncertain whether he was going to be kidnapped by this guy and go to the black crew or just burn the pot.

"Of course it's the desire to create! I don't have time to explain. Hurry over here, you little fish. What awaits us is the road leading to the top film group. Besides, sweet and sour is better?"

"Who would honestly let you have sweet and sour and charcoal grilling! I still have things to do, I'm sorry about the hot pot before, but I will make up for it in the future, Sayunara——!"

Xianyu feels threatened again in various senses. Whether it is food or Longmen citizens who yearn for a peaceful life, this white-haired girl with flower arms who claims to be a director is a pure natural enemy.

Xian Yu, who originally wanted to talk about etiquette, couldn't care so much now, he turned around again and ran away.

"Hey, don't run, come back to me!"

The sweet and sour carp just ran away, and Nian naturally refused to agree. With her stomach growling, she swooped without saying a word, grabbed Xianyu's calf and threw him to the ground.

"Ugh!"

Idle Bai Mao, who had not been working for two working days, fell down on the roadside lawn at the same time. Xianyu kept twisting his legs and tried to shake Nian away, but Nian was like some parasitic monster in a horror movie. Follow Xianyu's calf to climb up little by little.

"Let go, big sister!?"

"I won't let go Gululululu...!"

"Forgive me! If this continues, both you and I will starve to death here!"

Xian Yu's stomach also played a happy symphony again, and now he regrets not eating two more slices of bread and ham for breakfast.

It's all Laplande's fault!乆乆乆

"Don't let go, I won't starve to death alone, I will take your heart and wallet with you...!"

Nian uttered vicious curses that only people who ate too much watermelon ice would utter, and at the same time continued to pull Xianyu's clothes to climb up with both hands.

The onlookers who passed by saw this scene from a distance, but because of the weird posture, no one dared to ask about it.

Rather, the onlookers didn't even know what the two of them were doing.Some people speculated that the scumbag cheated on him and was caught by his original partner, while others speculated that his own sister wanted to experience the forbidden pleasure of immorality with her younger brother but was rejected.

Some people also speculated that the old vagrant Lai Lai fell in love with the kind-hearted white-haired little Kuo Shao, and some people said that this actually originated from an ancient wrestling fusion consciousness of Sargon.

No one could guess that Nian was simply [inviting Xianyu to be the protagonist of his movie and because he was hungry, he wanted to prey on his reserve army of actors who treated him with sweet and sour food]. What does this mean?It shows that the observation ability of the Longmen people is really regrettable, and they can't even observe such an easy-to-understand truth.

"Hey, Xianyu?"

Among the pedestrians coming and going, not all of them were watching the show from a distance. One of them, Volper, who was wearing a police uniform and had a golden middle part, noticed this weird living artwork and recognized it. Bai Mao, who had been picked up to the waist, was his colleague from the film police who 'asked for leave due to pain in the waist' today.

"Leo?" "Police?"

Xian Yu, who heard the sound, turned to the source of the sound at the same time. When the six eyes met, everyone froze in place and looked at each other.

"This, uh, is this a field battle, or..."

"It's assaulting the police, assaulting the police! Fucking Leo, do you sleep in the toilet every day after sleeping in other people's beds? Who's going to fight in the field with this kind of strange posture of Sadako's upper body!"

Xian Yu quickly explained that she was the victim, but when she heard this, Nian, who was halfway through the struggle, was stunned again.

"Huh? You're a policeman too!?"

Faced with Nian's unbelievable inquiry, Xianyu, who had colleagues coming over to endorse her, turned into a dragon king and smiled crookedly.

"Sorry, I'm a policeman."

"Wha, what..." Nian showed an expression of disbelief, but Xianyu escaped from Nian's pursuit with Leo's help. While he was sorting out his messy clothes, he showed an angry face and wanted to be beaten. expression.

"Ha, I wanted to get along with you as a commoner, but what I got in exchange was that I was almost stripped... Now that I'm not pretending, you just wait for the lawyer's letter, Director Miscellaneous Fish Miss Nian~ What awaits you will be horrific torture and criticism like a storm, Jie Jie Jie!"

Xian Yu hides behind her colleague Leo and laughs at Nian while scaring Nian, vividly explaining what it means to be a fox pretending to be a tiger and a fish leader being powerful.

"Damn kid... Gulululu"

Nian gritted his teeth in displeasure when the bamboo basket fetched water for nothing. He was a talented new director, but was tricked by mere ingredients and substitute actors. This made Nian a rare experience of the human emotion called "annoyance".

——In the police station under the Guard Bureau——

"Stand at attention and don't move!"

"Yes……"

"You still dare to twist your butt? Come on, come on, increase your strength, and fill me up here hard!"

"No, no!? I can't hold it anymore. I really can't hold even a drop. It's about to overflow——"

"If you dare to spill a drop, you will be deducted 10 yuan!"

"Hey woo woo eh!?"

In the office of the police station, a brutal and inhumane lynching was unfolded in front of everyone's eyes, bloody and unadorned.

After Bai Mao arrived at the Guards Bureau and explained the cause and effect, the old director immediately turned off the camera without saying a word, and began to use brutal private punishment. No matter how Bai Mao cried out, he would never show mercy.

"I was really wrong... I can't do it anymore, I really don't have any energy left, if this continues, I really won't be able to go back..."

"You can still play tricks, I think you still have some spare time, fill your mouth with me too, don't spit it out!"

Now, even the begging for mercy could no longer be heard. For a moment, there were only whimpering sounds of unknown meaning, as if something thick and big had been stuffed into the police station office, and the old director's scolding.

--what's going on?

Nian sat in the detention room surrounded by iron bars, blinking and looking at the scene in front of him in confusion.

Because the so-called detention room is actually a small room next to the office with an iron fence, so Nian can have a clear view of the scene.

At this time, the 'white hair film police' Xianyu was standing in the corner of the office. He was asked to stand straight on the spot, with both hands raised to hold the bucket, half a carrot hanging from his mouth, and even a stick on his head. a basin.Others were ordered to keep pouring water into the bucket, and the picture highlighted a childish and horrific scene.

When he was sent to the police station by Leo in [-], Xianyu was ridiculed by "bad fish~" and "bad movie director~" along the way, making Nian full of veins, but when he thought that he was still just a "raider" He is guilty of trying to be a police officer. If he punches him at this time, it will be successful. I am afraid that the sewing machine will be stepped on and smoke...

After arriving at the police station, Nian was still thinking about how to deal with this situation. When he saw the director personally go out, Nian was still a little bit mentally, thinking that this dead salted fish might be someone else.

Of course, there is Xianyu behind, "Ha, you are finished, my boss will come here personally, and then it will definitely be—uh wow!? Boss, boss, you misidentified the wrong person, it is her, boss ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!" They were dragged away and subjected to inhumane torture.

"Stinky boy, I sent a text message inexplicably during the day to ask for leave and absent from work. It's fine for you to ask for leave. What's the reason for [waist pain]!?"

"I, what I wanted to say was back pain..."

"If you really have a backache, it's okay, what's going on with such a cute girl on the side of the road! You boy, you boy, you missed work and went out on a date, right?"

"No...well, Miss Nian and I just..."

"Cut the nonsense. If you dare to say something like 'just for fun', a scumbag, I will kill you! And there is no way to save your attendance sheet this month. You can go to the headquarters to explain yourself then!"

"No, boss!"

Scattered conversations can occasionally come in. At first, Nian was a little confused, but soon he started the melon-eating mode and listened with gusto.

It can be seen that although this Xianyu's identity as a police officer is true, his usual work attitude seems to be very apologetic, and his professional ability does not seem to be very good.

But the popularity in the office is not bad, which is a bit interesting.

For a moment, Nian forgot that he was sent to the police station, and instead became a spectator, watching the play in the VIP seats.

30 minutes later--

"Uh uh uh... It feels, it feels like three layers of skin have been peeled off..."

Finally ending the physical and mental torture, Xianyu tremblingly opened the cell door and walked to the detention room where Nian was.

"You... well, what the hell did you do?"