Nian was originally annoyed at the fact that he was framed by Xian Yu and sent to the detention center. After all, "Although it is wrong for me to chase and kill, attack the police and strip your clothes, you are not wrong if you don't take the initiative to reveal your identity." What!"
At the beginning of the year, he was a little upset because he suspected that Xianyu was making a profit, but after seeing this guy being criticized violently for half an hour, the anger in his stomach dissipated a lot.At least it can be seen that this guy really doesn't seem to be making a nest. After all, Qishangquan is not practiced like this. Xianyu seems to use his own arm as bait, but he is still airborne. It can't be said that he has premeditated.
"Sorry, the process is going to go like this..."
When Xian Yu entered the detention center, she lay down on the dry table without moving, as she was only breathing in but not breathing out.
Seeing the miserable appearance of the white-haired Agor boy, Nian originally planned to say harsh words, "Even I have never experienced the humiliation of squatting in a game, you successfully angered the fragments from the gods", what " Get ready to experience the 4000-year sanctions of the Yan Kingdom!", "The flowers are blooming and the birds are singing, and the weather is fine like this, suitable for a fish to be grilled over charcoal", and so on.
In the final analysis, those who sent people to the bureau were punished even worse, which made Nian seem to have nothing to complain about.
"By the way, there is actually an advantage to coming here, and that's why I agreed to let you advance to the police station."
Xian Yu suddenly thought of something, he raised his head from the table, and resumed his previous evil smile.
"Heh, what's the benefit? Let me, a dark horse ghost director, become a black household director... I want to see what your reason is."
Nian put her hands on her chest and raised her legs. She decided that no matter what bullshit reasons Xianyu said, she would immediately refuse.
"The police station can provide pork chop rice!"
"Please, please give me one!"
Nian immediately raised his hand and surrendered unconditionally.
After a while, two bowls of pork chop rice appeared on the originally empty stainless steel table, and Xianyu and Nian, two white hairs, cheerfully poured the rice covered in soup and pieces of meat into their mouths.
"Because pork chop rice is usually only provided to people in the detention center, and it is responsible for temporarily appeasing their emotions-it is delicious, so this is actually the first time I have eaten it, and the taste is much better than I imagined."
Xianyu chatted with Nian while grilling rice.
"It's really delicious, and it tastes even better when you think that it doesn't cost money—by the way, you, Xianyu, are usually so fishy?"
Nian nodded and groaned, with rice grains still on the corner of his mouth, asking Xianyu about the topic that he was frantically tortured by the BOSS just now.
"Um... that's called flexible work - yes, yes, do you want some chili sauce? I remember that guy Jonny got smoked chili sauce from Casimir, just like my friend got it last time The Rutland Cactus Egg Tart was eaten up by this kid and he hasn’t returned from the treat, so let’s use this to pay off the debt.”
"I want it~!"
"By the way, two more bowls?"
"Hey, you kid is also very good at times."
Xian Yu didn't seem to want to talk about her attendance, so she tried to change the topic, but because the change happened to be Nian's favorite, so Director Bai Mao didn't ask any more questions, but happily agreed.
The two of them looked at each other and smiled, they were gangster friends, and they were all guys who didn't take advantage of it or lost it.
Xianyu got up and left the detention room to steal... No, when she went to borrow chili sauce, her colleague Leo immediately came over.
"Hey, beauty. Could it be that you and Xianyu are..."
Leo came over to ask Nian with some gossip.
"Hehe, what do you think we will be related to?"
Nian smiled and looked at Volper in front of him, but the two just glanced at each other, and Leo felt an inexplicable sense of oppression.
"No...well, of course I don't know."
"If you don't know something, just muddle through it. Isn't this kind of life more leisurely~"
Nian threw out his folding fan and said cheerfully, while Leo swallowed his saliva.
——This person... Tsk, how did that guy Xianyu get along with her without changing his face?
"By the way, brother, are you Xianyu's colleague? I don't think that guy has a very positive attitude towards work. Why is his popularity so good? Besides, the old director just reprimanded him and didn't record his dismissal. ?”
Although it is rare to be confused when he just educates others, Nian still curiously asks about Xianyu's food chain ecology in the police station.
"Oh... After all, how should I put it, Xianyu really cares if he has something to do."
Leo pressed his chin and thought for a few seconds, then pointed to the pennant hanging on the wall beside him.
"Did you see that pennant? There used to be an armed robbery and abduction case in a nearby kindergarten. At that time, the suspect's mental state had almost collapsed, and it was impossible to drag the officers of the Guards Bureau over. As a result, that kid Xianyu He even chose to go there alone to negotiate, and in the end, no one was injured and the incident was settled, but he was stabbed twice."
"Oh……?"
Nian raised his eyebrows, as if he had heard very interesting news.
"And the wall over there, is there a new piece of paint? Because it was renovated later, there was a piece of origin stone embedded there before! At that time, there was an extreme infected person who didn't know how to come here, it seems I just got infected recently, so I have to ask the boss to contact the Guard Bureau for whatever I say, and I want to ask for justice. That guy is full of origin stone bombs, to be honest, everyone is a policeman, who has seen this battle? In the end, it was Xian Yu who rushed over desperately to subdue the suspect. Although a detonator was detonated in the end, fortunately, no one was injured. Infect."
"This is really... interesting."
Nian nodded thoughtfully.
This can explain why Xianyu was not kicked, and why the director took care of this guy unexpectedly.
and……
[Usually fooling around, but will come forward without hesitation when encountering a critical situation]——This is the protagonist template!
And...' penetrated by the origin stone but not infected'?Hehe, this is not something that can be fooled by the word luck.Even Drake, with the strongest physique, will become an infected person if his arm is cut by the origin stone.
Xian Yu was not infected, it can only show that he was not infected at all from the beginning.
The year has been completely finalized, and the protagonist of my next shocking work must be the white-haired Agor boy full of mysteries.
"I'll bring it! That kid Johnny actually hid it in the deepest part of the refrigerator, really."
"Hey, I've been waiting so long."
Xian Yu returned to the detention room with chili sauce and pork chop rice, Nian also put away his thoughts and greeted round2 cheerfully.
The two ate and drank in the detention room like this, while the other police officers came to the side and looked at the two from time to time.
"Let me tell you... Isn't Xianyu in love with Police Officer Chen? When will you find another one? Damn, so beautiful!"
"Don't talk nonsense, Xian Yu clarified that he and Sir Chen are in a working relationship"
"That's right, because that kid Xianyu is dating Miss Lin Yuxia, the person in charge of the Chamber of Commerce and the Entrepreneurship Association?"
"Damn, it's true!" "Didn't that kid always find a partner...Damn it, this is the so-called thick and thin hair?"
"I'm so thin, go to work for me—and these two have already eaten their ninth bowl, so stop me!"
The BOSS forcibly interrupted the gossip, and everyone dispersed immediately.
------
"belch!"
"I'm full, I'm full~ I didn't expect Xianyu, your words are quite useful. You just went through a process and let me out."
In front of the police station, Xian Yu and Nian sat in the sun contentedly while rubbing their stomachs.
"After all, it's just a process, and a meal by the way. Anyway, that's it for today, I still have something to do—"
"No."
"……Eh?"
Xian Yu is ready to part ways with Nian, but even though the director is full, she still doesn't seem to want to let go.
"Although the meal is eaten, you still have to be responsible for letting my dignified director sit in the bureau!"
"Isn't it already explained clearly! I really have important things to deal with, Miss Nian, you just—"
"Ahem, have you heard the story of [Sui Beast Action]? In the second year of Taila, it is said that there was a giant beast on the land of Yan Kingdom. Its name was "Sui". All the people live in poverty."
"...?"
A few question marks popped up on Xian Yu's head, he couldn't figure out why Nian suddenly started to switch to storytelling.
"The ravages of 'Sui' finally made Dayan's true dragon unbearable. He used the power of the whole country to launch an offensive against the god-like giant beast. The war was extremely tragic, but in the end it was the descendants of Yan Kingdom who won the victory.'Sui ' Defeated, split into 12 shards, and one of the shards-"
"What happened to the pieces?"
"One of the fragments likes to watch movies very much. One day she was suddenly taken to a place called 'Live Room' for no reason, and saw a movie called [My Idol I Pushed] there. At that time, she was attracted by that movie. The treacherous reversal, the shocking ending, and the unrestrained story are completely overwhelmed, and I vow to make a shocking work that surpasses my idol!!"
Nian clenched his fist and said with complacency.
"Huh? The live broadcast room—wait a minute, could it be that..."
Xian Yu froze for a moment, although what Nian said seemed to have nothing to do with "Sui Beast", but the "live broadcast room" and "the idol I pushed" she mentioned seemed to have thousands of connections with her .
"However, although I have great ambitions, I suffer from lack of subject matter, so I can only wander the streets in a daze, trying to find the fleeting light inspiration from the lights of this city-state."
——It's the first time I saw someone who said "Street Liuzi" so soberly and refinedly.
Among other things, Xian Yu admired director Nian's nonsense skills.
"At this moment - I saw you, Xianyu! The moment I saw you, I realized that everything was destined!"
"Wait a minute... What do you mean by the 'live broadcast room' you mentioned earlier?"
Xian Yu stretched out her hand to push Nian Coulai's face away, and asked at the same time.
"Oh, I don't know exactly what's going on, that thing seems to be talking about it without any logic, but I still remember the anchor's name, it's called 'Poseidon'."
[Currently, new fans that can be developed: {Rotten Film King}]
"—"
The system prompt popped up suddenly, and Xian Yu was taken aback for a moment.
fan?Bad movie king—that is to say, she was the viewer of this ID's live broadcast room in [-], and can develop into a fan?
Xian Yu thought about the barrage barrage during the live broadcast before, and it seemed that there was indeed such a number one person vaguely.
"Well... how about it, I'll accompany you to have a look, okay?"
"Yeah! I won't let you down, future star!"
Xian Yu thought for a moment and gave an answer, while Nian jumped up happily. This was the first time she did not rely on "random arrests" but relied on hard power to get the so-called leading role in a movie.
——Let me see, Xian Yu, I want to see what you are hiding, or what kind of existence are you?Don't blame me, little fish boy.This is a necessary sacrifice for a great work.
——Let me think of a way to see how I can turn the preparatory fans into fans of the live broadcast room.Don't blame me, director Nian, this is all to save everyone in the integration movement.
The two have their own ghosts, but because of their respective goals, or interests, they temporarily formed a relationship of 'director and actor'.
"Then come with me, Xianyu, there is my studio at the end of the corner. Don't look at me like this, my studio is quite big? You can also drink black tea on the balcony and bask in the sun."
Nian cheerfully took Xian Yu to go to his "Film and Television Base", he was afraid that he would return so he quickened his pace.
"By the way, what kind of movie is it?"
Xian Yu followed behind, thinking about the fans in the live broadcast room, while asking casually.
"Oh, it just so happens that I have the script here, you can read it first to grasp the emotion of the hero."
Nian took out a stack of scripts from somewhere and handed them to Xianyu, who took them and opened them.
"The male protagonist slowly woke up from the coma. When he opened his eyes, he saw that he was naked and his hands were tied on the bed. In front of him were three Daji guys holding chili peppers, writing brushes and Erguotou respectively. He saw the peppers being poured into Erguotou Smash it, then use a brush to cover it, and aim at the actor's Pennsylvania..."
"By the way, what I pay attention to in filming is a real feeling, so...Xianyu, Xianyu!? Come back to me, you bastard!!"
Xianyu just read the first page of the script and was scared away by the speed of light of Heba's gameplay, while Nian immediately chased after him without saying a word, and the two white hairs once again played chasing each other on the streets of Longmen.
75. Master, what do you do for work?
Although Xianyu was frightened by Nian's outrageous script at the beginning and ran away without saying a word, but because of the irresponsible responsibility of a big man who made a word, coupled with the mission of devoting himself to art and saving everyone in the integration movement, coupled with The reason why Xianyu didn't go to New Year's Eve at all was that she was finally dragged by the director of Nianda to her "pretty big home".
Along the way, Xian Yu has been guessing what the home of this unemployed black family who claims to be a dark horse director is like, and she is even prepared to be dragged to the beggar gang, or to an abandoned empty house or even a slum.
Fortunately, when Nian came to a huge single-family bungalow and pointed to the front and said "co↑co↓", Xianyu's previous worries disappeared.
The house in [-] was much bigger than Xian Yu expected. Not only that, but the house is even very exquisitely decorated. After opening the porch and entering the gate, you will be greeted by pure Yan Guo style furniture decoration, wooden tables and chairs , I can't see what the painting is, but it seems to move strange hanging paintings, potted candlesticks are all available.
If he didn't say it, Xian Yu would probably think that this house is the residence of some Master Xianyun Yehe.
"It seems to be really moving...?"
Xian Yu carefully looked at the landscape painting hanging on the wall. The painting itself only used black ink, but between the pen and the snake, Xian Yu saw the waterfall flying straight down and the pine forest hidden in the morning mist. A lone duck that flits across the earth.
"Oh, that's a painting I got from my sister. Although my sister is a mess and an out-and-out nit, she really has nothing to say in terms of painting skills?"
Nian knocked on the hanging painting, and saw the birds that originally perched on the branches in the canvas scattered instantly.
"...Your sister is really amazing."
Xian Yu has seen some people rubbing soil bombs or soil crossbow arrows with their hands, but this is the first time I have seen a ruthless person who "hands rubbing a dynamic ink screen without pixels".
"It's a pity that Gua Wazi doesn't go out no matter what... Forget it, walk this way, and my studio is behind."
Nian shrugged and led Xianyu across a screen.
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