"The hard work paid off, and I really found the master." Roman said, "A witch used a magic on the master and solved the master's problem."
Stank's brows frowned slightly: "So, his infertility has been cured?"
"It's better, but not completely." Roman said, "The aging of the master's body is irreversible, and there is no way to return to youth. So the witch just gathered all the gunpowder in the master's body and condensed it into a final shot. The bullet! It's called 'Absolute One Shot', which means that this bullet is the last essence and will definitely hit the target. It can even ensure that it is the son... but it is also the last chance, and there will be no more after that. It’s possible.”
...God is absolutely going to do it.
The expressions of several people became wonderful.
Stank's dad is a bit too good at playing.
Stank's face was also a little confused: "Isn't it solved? Although the method is a bit strange, it is still solved. Then why do you say he is still troubled?"
"Ahem, it's definitely a call, but who should I call? This is the master's problem." Roman said, "After all, my wife has passed away a long time ago, and the master is so loyal to her that he has never renewed his relationship."
Stank's mouth twitched slightly, and after thinking for a while, he still didn't say the words "More than ten harems are called no continuations."
But everyone also understood what Roman meant, which was that Stank's father had a harem, but the most formal title had not been given out yet.
"In other words, there is no wife." Jer said.
"Yes." Roman nodded.
"Ah, it's so troublesome." Ganqiu couldn't help complaining, "Wouldn't it be nice to find someone you like and like?"
Before Roman could speak, Jer explained for him: "Human beings are like this. Normally there is nothing wrong with having fun outside, but if you want to get married, there are still a lot of things to consider. What's more, Stank's father is still For a lord, his son will be the heir to this territory, and his son’s mother will be the real mistress of this territory.”
"That's the truth. This elf brother still understands us humans very well." Roman couldn't help but admired.
"It's just so so, I've just seen a lot." Jer shrugged and said, "After all, I have lived for more than 200 years, and my human partner is not just Stank, so I still have this understanding. In the past, I I have a partner who is a prince of a country, and the king has only one son. He sneaked out and took risks with me for two years, and then his father sent people to capture him. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk tsk, It’s quite interesting, all kinds of hiding from pursuers..."
As he spoke, Jer couldn't help but cast his eyes on Aesop and Stank, and then thought for a moment.
"In this way, I do encounter this kind of thing often, and it's all human beings, tsk tsk tsk."
Stank was not in the mood to reminisce about the past with Jer at this time, so he directly interrupted the conversation between Jer and Roman and asked Roman: "So what bothers him now is that he doesn't know which one to choose from among the harems. Zhenggong? Do you want to come to me for such a fucking boring thing? Do you want me to pick it for him? "
"That's not true." Roman shook his head and said, "The situation now is more complicated."
"I don't understand how complicated this kind of thing can be."
"Listen to me, young master, it's like this. The master hasn't decided who will bear the absolute blow. He wants to take a look and make a choice." Roman said, "After all, the mistress still has to be more cautious. . But at a dinner party, the master got drunk. When he woke up, he found that the absolute shot was gone and had been used? "
Stank frowned slightly: "He used it after he drank it and became dizzy? And then he didn't know who he used it to?"
Roman nodded: "Yes."
"Then why don't we just have to see who gets pregnant?" Stank said angrily, "What's so worth worrying about?"
"That's the problem," Roman replied, "everyone's pregnant."
Stank: "...?"
Only among the [-] comrades are brothers
Stank originally thought that most people and things in this world were normal and understandable.
Except for Aesop, and the people and things related to Aesop, it is only occasionally...oh no, often incomprehensible, but that is only Aesop.
But now, his father's experience actually made Aesop look surprised, with an expression of "Can this be done?", which made Stank not know for a moment how to say "Haha, I finally surprised this guy too." "I feel happy, or I feel sad that "my father is even more elusive than Aesop."
No matter what, Stank regrets it now, very much.
I regret how hard I thought about bringing these guys back to my hometown, and then embarrassing my father and letting my family's scandal spread to this extent.
Ah, can this world be normal? I really want to die. Let’s destroy it quickly. Hurry.
Stank showed an expression of despair.
"Master, Master?" Seeing that Stank hadn't spoken for a long time, Roman pushed him subconsciously and asked, "Why don't you speak? Didn't you hear what I was saying?"
"I! Listen! It's here!" Stank said through gritted teeth, "But what the hell do you want me to say! I've never fucking experienced this kind of thing!"
"Ahem, not only have you not experienced it, but neither has I." Roman coughed twice and said, "That's why it's difficult for me now. Fortunately, you are back."
"What can I do when I come back?" Stank said, "Tell me, what can I do when I come back? Can I let go of this and recognize my half-brother! He hasn’t even taken shape yet!”
"Well, although that's true, Master, after traveling abroad for so many years, your knowledge should have increased a lot." Roman scratched his head and said, "So, maybe you can find a way?"
"I don't have as much knowledge outside as my father gave me!" Stank really gritted his teeth and it hurt, "How do I know what to do! And this kind of thing has happened to me. Don’t you know it already? There will be ways to recognize it after you are born!”
"That's right, but the problem is that once these people are born, the matter will no longer be hidden." Roman said, "The master's reputation will be damaged."
"What kind of reputation does an old bastard like him have?"
"...Anyway, that's what the master said. Now the news has been blocked. No one outside knows about it, and the master won't let me tell anyone else." Roman said, "Young master, I will only talk to you when you come back." I mean, for the sake of my reputation, you must not tell anyone else."
Stank was about to speak, then suddenly thought of something and turned to look at Aesop, Jer and Ganqiu behind him.
"What about them?" Stank pointed at the three of them and said expressionlessly, "Who are they?"
Roman suddenly showed a "too bad" expression, obviously forgetting about this.
"It's okay, Stank." Ganqiu patted Stank's butt and said, "We are also family members and half-brothers!"
"How come we are brothers?"
"Look." Ganqiu clasped his fingers and explained seriously, "Brothers are of the same kind. Then we are also of the same kind, so we are brothers..."
"Get the hell out of here!"
Stank was obviously in no mood to talk to Gan Qiu at this time.
Roman was a little confused. He was obviously too old to understand what it meant to be a member of the same profession.
Only Jer and Aesop were still paying attention to the important point. Jer asked: "What is going on? Can you tell us?"
"This, hey... you all already know it anyway." Seeing that the secret had been exposed, Roman sighed and simply explained, "That's what I just said, the master was drunk that night and couldn't remember it at all. What happened? When I woke up in the day, five 'ladies' said that the master had spent the night at their place last night. After that, these five ladies were all pregnant. They all claimed that this was the master's child. "
Several people looked at each other in blank dismay.
There were actually five people.
What is this, a fifth-rate boss lady?
"Interesting, very interesting." Jer touched his chin and said with some excitement, "I smell a conspiracy here. I have never seen such a rare thing in all my years. Stank , fortunately you brought us here, this is really a great experience."
Stank's mouth twitched slightly, wanting to curse, but he still didn't say it.
After all, this is it, what else can be said?
Damn it, why hasn’t the world been destroyed yet? Destroy it quickly. Hurry up. I really don’t want to live anymore.
Aesop asked Jer: "Do you have any ideas?"
Jer hummed twice, and then raised a finger: "No matter what, we just need to believe in one thing."
"what?"
Jer said loudly: "There is only one real child!"
Aesop and Ganqiu suddenly showed expressions like "Ah! What you said is so right" and "Isn't this the truth?"
The place was literally on fire.
"Why are you so supportive?" Stank said, "Can this kind of thing excite you?"
"Of course, Stank." Jer walked up to Stank, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Think about it, we are also helping you find your real brother. You don't want to recognize one in the future. Isn’t it right to call someone who is not related by blood your brother?”
"...I really don't care much about this kind of thing. After all, you bastards are like my brothers every day." Stank sighed, "But there's nothing we can do about it. We're all here, let's find something for you. Things are going well. Roman, take us back to the manor and tell Dad to let us help...this is bullshit."
"Okay, okay."
Roman had some concerns at first. He really wanted Stank to get involved, but he didn't want outsiders like Jer and Aesop to get involved.Regardless of whether they keep talking about being of the same sect, being of the same sect, they are probably very good brothers indeed, and as the saying goes, outside mages always have a way, these guys might really There is a way to find the real "Mrs." among those five ladies.
But just when Roman was about to leave, Jer stopped him: "Wait a minute."
Roman turned around and looked at Jer with some confusion: "What's wrong?"
"Remember to keep it secret, I mean, don't let the people in the manor know what we are going to do." Jer said, "Don't make them suspicious. This will make it easier for our investigation. Only tell your master, who is Stank Just be your father.”
Ah, he is really professional.
Roman nodded heavily, then let them rest for a while and left first.
After Roman left, Stank turned to look at Jer and said, "Let me tell you, what do you want to do? Don't be too messy."
"Don't worry, I'm measured and I won't mess around." Jer crossed his arms and looked very confident, "Besides, no matter how messy you are, it won't be as messy as your dad, your dad is too good at it." I’ve played, but I’ve played more than you can.”
"How is this possible?" When he said this, Stank was unhappy and said with a cold snort, "My father has been stuck in his ways for many years. Does his experience and experience have as much as mine? He can only play with ordinary humans. She’s just a woman, she’s so superficial, nothing like me. Do you think my dad has seen the phoenix under the ground?”
Jer kindly reminded: "You haven't seen it either."
Stank was silent for a while, and then said: "Then did you see my father and the forest grandmother walking around?"
"Then you're just making up the waist."
Stank was silent again, and spoke again after a while: "He has never been to the snowfield, nor has he seen the lord of the snowfield. I have seen this! And I have seen the forest grandmother no matter what! Just this , even my father can’t compare to him.”
"That's true." Jer nodded, and then noticed that Aesop was thinking about something, so he asked curiously, "What are you thinking about?"
Aesop thought for a while and said: "I was thinking, what would happen if the so-called absolute shot was divided into five parts and put into the bodies of five different women?"
[-] Little Aesop did the angel? !
When Kent supported his waist and staggered out of the Dream Demon Shop, he found that Aiqi and a group of young professors were already waiting for him at the door.
Among them, Aiqi's expression could no longer be described as angry... it was almost like anger.
"Kent!" Aiqi gritted his teeth and said every word, "You bastard, what on earth are you doing!"
"What am I doing?" Kent's expression showed no fear at all, and he even answered calmly, "I'm not looking for little Aesop!"
"Are you looking for little Aesop?" Aiqi said angrily, "Do you think I'm a fool?! I haven't seen you in the past three days, you are just having fun!"
"Why do you call me just having fun? You didn't see me. Doesn't that mean that I'm working very hard to find Aesop without a moment's rest?" Kent said righteously, "Ai Qi, Ai Qi, we are on business. After all these years, you still doubt my character! This really makes me sad."
"I've only been working with you for so many years, and I don't know if you, this bastard, have any character!" If it weren't for the fact that there were too many adventurers watching the show around, Aiqi would have wanted to teach this scum from the same sect a lesson. "You said you were looking for little Aesop! Tell me, where did you find it? Are you just talking nonsense!"
"How can it be empty talk? I have evidence!"
"What evidence do you have? Come up with it quickly!" Aiqi's fist was already hardened. "If you can't get it out, I will execute you right here!"
Facing the irritable Edge, Kent seemed quite unhurried. He calmly took out a stack of business cards from his pocket.
Aiqi narrowed his eyes slightly: "What is that?"
"This is the evidence that I have been searching for Aesop these days!" Kent said with some pride, "The business cards of the seven succubus girls or the succubus shop!"
Aiqi's eyes that had just been narrowed slightly widened again.
"In the past three days, I have directly conducted an in-depth visit and investigation on this street." Kent said, "I scanned one house after another and asked, trying to see if Aesop was hiding in it. The final... effect Remarkable!"
When Aiqi heard Kent say that the effect was remarkable, he didn't even react. He thought Kent had found Aesop, so he subconsciously asked: "Do you know where Aesop is?"
"Oh, that's not there yet." Kent shook his head and said, "But I can at least be sure that Aesop is not in these seven stores. This is my result! I plan to use the elimination method to list all the stores on this street. Check out all the Dream Shops! There are more than 200 Dream Shops and more than 2000 Dream Monsters on this street. At my current pace, it will only take three to five years to check out all the Dream Shops. , when that time comes... Hehehe, Aesop will definitely have nowhere to hide!"
Aiqi looked at Kent blankly, as if he wanted to say something, but before he could speak, he saw Kent cover his waist again, and then grinned and said: "It's just that the workload of this job is relatively large. I can't finish it alone... No, I can't finish it. After all, it's for Aesop. It's okay if my body is tortured. Just rest and rest. The only problem is..."
Kent held out his hand to Edge.
"As for the money, can you reimburse it?"
Aiqi looked at Kent's outstretched hand. After being stunned for a long time, he fell down decisively.
The other professors immediately gathered around.
"Ah, Professor Edge! Are you okay?"
"Pinch the person, pinch the person quickly!"
After a lot of manipulation, Edge was finally woken up. After waking up, Edge naturally ended Kent's good life, confiscated all his small cards, and threatened that if Kent persisted in his obsession, he would kill him. We can only let Abel come once.
Now Kent has no choice. Although he is not afraid of Edge, Abel still has to be afraid.
The old man's temper is not very good. Once he is found to be a monster here, it will most likely not be a weeding operation, but a bird hunting plan.
There was no other way. In order for his eagle to still have a chance to fly, Kent had no choice but to give in: "Okay, okay, I listen to you, what should I do next?"
Aiqi snorted coldly, and then said: "We have already found out that the place where little Aesop goes most often is a tavern called the Food and Wine Pavilion. Now let's go and get some information."
Food and wine booth?Hmm... It's okay to find a place to have a drink and take a rest.
After all, after three consecutive days of fighting, Kent's body could no longer bear it.
Alas, in the past the young eagle took off, and then the eagle soared, but now the eagle can only crash.
Time is not forgiving.
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