Kent sighed in his heart as he followed Aiqi to the food and wine pavilion.
When they arrived at the food and wine pavilion, they were about to ask someone when they suddenly saw a white figure flashing past, which shocked everyone.
"What the hell, angel?!"
As senior professors of Deya College, it is impossible for them not to know about angels, and not only do they know it, but they also understand it very well. After all, Isona’s knowledge about angels was also taught and imparted by them.
How come there are angels in this small tavern? !
This is what surprised everyone, especially when they found out that this angel was actually a waiter here... they couldn't understand it even more.
"Well... this tavern is really not that simple." Ai Qi nodded slightly and said, "It seems we are in the right place."
"Then should we ask him directly?"
Aiqi thought for a moment, then shook his head: "No, don't worry, let's observe and see if there is any relationship between him and little Aesop. This is an angel after all, and he is not easy to be violent."
Yes, for these academic gentlemen, there are few people they need to worry about, but Angel is definitely one of them.
After all...if there is anything in this world that is more powerful than the arcanist, it is only the goddess in heaven.
As the most direct messengers of the goddess, angels cannot be ignored even by them.
"Uh, Professor Edge." At this time, a dog orc named Luo Wei suddenly said, "I smell Aesop!"
The Deya Magic Academy does not only have human magicians, but also a very small number of magicians from other races. For example, this canine orc named Luo Wei was brought in by them because of his sensitive sense of smell.
"Oh?" Aiqi was very happy, "Where is it?"
"In..." Lowe pointed to Klim over there with a strange expression, "On that angel's body."
Edge and Kent were slightly startled.
After a while, his expression became shocked, and then he said almost in unison:
"Little Aesop did it to Angel?!"
……
"Sneeze!" Aesop sneezed heavily.
Then he sprayed all the saliva on the back of Ganqiu's head who was sitting in front of him.
"Fuck, fuck, what are you doing!" Gan Qiu was shocked.
Aesop answered honestly: "I'm sneezing."
"I know you are sneezing! I was just asking you why you were sneezing!"
"I don't know." Aesop thought for a while and said, "Maybe someone is wishing me peace behind my back."
"I wish you peace! I'm not asking you why you sneeze! I'm asking you why you sneeze at me! Are you just pretending to be stupid?" Ganqiu shook his fist and said angrily , "Damn I can't bear it anymore, I'm going to have sex with you!"
Seeing that Ganqiu was about to get up and duel with Aesop, Jier who was on the side had no choice but to step forward, push Ganqiu down, and then lowered his voice and said: "Can you two watch the occasion when you are noisy? At least be quiet now. !”
"How do you think about the occasion! This guy's saliva is all on my hair! Ahhhhh, I'm not clean anymore, I'm not clean anymore!"
Ganqiu's noisy voice reached Stank's ears at the side, causing Stank's tight eyes to twitch, and he almost couldn't hold himself tight anymore.
Damn these bastards!Can't you look at the occasion if you are crazy?
Stank was also roaring in his heart.
Now, he has returned to the manor and is looking at his biological father, Alder.
The expressions of both father and son were very serious. After all, when Stank left, they were not very happy.Alder had always hoped that Stank would stay and inherit his mantle and territory, but Stank just wanted to leave his father early and become a free and undisciplined adventurer.
So when Stank left, Alder said to him, "You will only get worse and worse outside, and in the end you can only come back to me with your tail between your legs."
And what Stank said to Alder was, "You can only stay in this little shabby place for the rest of your life, sitting in a well and looking at the sky, knowing nothing about the world!"
This angry conversation will finally come true after Stank comes back.
So, did Stank get worse and worse and finally come back with his tail between his legs, or was Alder really just sitting back and watching the sky, knowing nothing about the world?
At this moment, the duel begins!
Originally, Stank felt that there was no way he could lose.
After all, just look at the people he brought back.Jer and Ganqiu, the famous magic archers and thieves in the Adventurers Association, not to mention Aesop, are disciples of the arcanist Abel. If they could move out, they would probably scare their father to death. It's a pity that it can't be moved.
But it doesn't matter, relying on Jier and Ganqiu is enough. After all, the kind of friends you have means the kind of life you will have.
Stank must first give his father a showdown and tell him how legendary his experiences over the years have been. After all, even his partners are legends!
but now……
Stank already wanted to throw this bastard Ganqiu outside and bury him.
Sure enough, after seeing Ganqiu's performance, the corners of Alder's mouth raised slightly, revealing a disdainful smile.
"My son, it seems that you have been chosen by me." Alder said, "I originally thought that you would meet a more outstanding person, but I didn't expect that you... fell."
Stank's mouth twitched slightly, wanting to refute, but he didn't know how to refute, so he felt very powerless.
"As for you saying that my father can only sit in the well and look at the sky in the territory, knowing nothing about the outside world... Haha, that is just your imagination. Even if my father does not leave the territory for half a step, he is not aware of everything that happens outside. You know it like the back of your hand." Alder smiled faintly, "Do you want to know how to do it? Haha, of course it is reading. Reading thousands of books is like traveling thousands of miles. Your father always asked you to study, but you didn't. If you don't want to, you have to go and mess around. This means that you and your father are already on a different level."
As if to add more momentum to himself, Alder stood up slowly, wanting to look down at Stank from above.
But just as he stood up, a book fell out of his pocket and landed in front of Stank.
Alder felt a little embarrassed, but fortunately he came back to his senses in time and said calmly: "Look, my father never forgets to read. Just before you came back, I didn't put the book down. This is what the book is about You, a rebellious son, will not understand the importance of being a father...Okay, hurry up and pick up the book for your father."
Stank didn't want to pick it up at first, but now that he was really at a disadvantage, he reluctantly picked up the book.
Then he saw an extremely familiar title.
"Aesop's Fables".
[-] are all Stank
The atmosphere next became more friendly.
Stank and Alder sat opposite each other, no longer tense as before, and both of them were chatting politely.
"I haven't seen him for so many years, but my father is still so healthy, which makes me very happy as a son." Steinke said.
"A father's body is nothing. The most important thing is that your son can grow up healthily and happily. This is the most gratifying thing for a father." Alder also answered.
No matter how you look at it, this is a heartwarming scene of a loving father and a filial son... It would have been better if the expressions on their faces hadn't become so distorted that they didn't look like they were telling the truth.
Seeing this scene, Aesop turned to look at Jer, and asked curiously: "Why do you feel that they two are so weird?"
Jer sighed and said, "You still have the nerve to ask, isn't this all because of you?"
Originally, the point of conflict between father and son Alder and Stank over the years was the key issue of "will there be a better future after leaving home?"
Stank believes that leaving home can see a wider world and have more legendary experiences, and the price is just to give up the identity of this little lord.
Alder believes that a broader world and more legendary experiences can be obtained through other methods, such as reading, and there is no reason to give up a prominent identity. This is undoubtedly a stupid behavior.
The conflict between father and son was already so acute that it was irreconcilable, which could already be felt from the tit-for-tat confrontation between the two just now.
But all this was ended by Aesop's works.
When Alder was holding the book and pointing at Stank and shouting, "Is your so-called experience as exciting as what is written in this book? If not, wouldn't you have nothing after giving up your identity as a lord?" Aesop He stood up and said to Alder, "Ah, I wrote that book."
At that moment, Alder's expression was wonderful.
To sum it up simply, "My father was holding his little pornographic book while educating his son to study more and read more newspapers so that he could be as good as me. When his son's friend stood up and said, 'Ah, what are you holding? The little yellow book was written by me'".
What should Alder say?
Do I have to admit that all I read at home are pornographic books? !
So Alder's face looked very unnatural.
Logically speaking, it would be Stank's turn to counterattack.
But...how could Stank fight back?
After all, his father only reads pornographic books, and he... is the main character in the pornographic books!
God knows what Aesop wrote in his damn fable!Alas
Stank had not seen it at all, but precisely because he had not seen it, he could no longer hold his head up. This unknown fear always shrouded his heart.
Then the problem is coming.
The father who was discovered by his son after reading pornographic books should be embarrassed.
Or should a son who plays a major role in a pornographic book but is discovered by his father feel embarrassed?
This is the current predicament. Alder and Stank, father and son, are almost to the point of embarrassment.
Come on, everyone is welcome, come on, say something!Come on, say something to break this embarrassment!
Alder and Stank screamed in their hearts at the same time.
But his expression still remained calm.
"Damn, these two weirdos." After waiting for a long time, Ganqiu couldn't help complaining when he saw that the two of them had not responded for a long time, "One is an old escort who has been immersed in Dream Demon Town for many years, and the other is an upright person. How come this old pervert who keeps a harem is still having an innocent affair?"
Alder: "..."
Stank: "..."
Damn it, do you understand the point?The point is not about pure or innocent things at all, okay!
Isn't the point of the son telling his father that he left the territory for a big adventure?
It turned out to be Big Dart!
The father told his son that he was familiar with the books of sages and could know the world's affairs even if he didn't go out.
It turned out that I was reading a pornographic book!
This directly turned the awesomeness I boasted before into bullshit.
Stank thought in his mind: Damn it, I obviously took a lot of risks besides being a big bodyguard, otherwise I wouldn't have such a big reputation, but damn Aesop didn't write it at all!So what should I do? !
Alder was also thinking in his mind: Damn, I usually read serious books, not pornographic books at all. After all, I have a harem myself, so there are only a few pornographic books to read. I just read this book because it was so interesting, and I happened to be caught. I was so fucking desperate!
The father and son thought about it, and finally set their sights on the innocent-looking Aesop at the same time.
It’s all fucking thanks to this guy (Aesop).
But then again, we really can't remain silent at this time. The longer someone stays silent, the weaker his heart is.
Something had to be said quickly to break the silence.
At this time, Alder as a father is still faster than Stank as a son.
After coughing twice, he said calmly: "I have read your adventures, and they are quite exciting. Well, the person who wrote this book is quite talented."
Before Stank could speak, Aesop asked: "Really? Which part do you think is better written?"
"Uh……"
Alder suddenly lost his temper. He actually just said it casually, intending to end this damn embarrassing topic, but he didn't expect Aesop to directly inquire about it.
Is this guy here to cause trouble?
Alder looked at Aesop, only to find that Aesop's eyes were extremely clear, like the starry sky at night, with a kind of pure beauty, as if there was no strange thought in his heart.
What's going on with this kid?
In fact, Aesop didn't have any special ideas. He was just curious. After all, this was the first reader he met outside of Dream Town.And unlike the group of old wild escorts in Dream Demon Town, this was a lord with status, so Aesop still wanted to know Alda's opinions and views.
This is what a qualified author should think about.
"Uh, well, this." Alder cleared his throat and said, "First of all, the pictures are very beautiful."
"With pictures?" Aesop didn't expect that the first thing Alder said was his own pictures.
"Yes."
Alder nodded. He was not being polite. After all, he had read all of "Aesop's Fables" and was still chasing the latest volume. For him, the most attractive point of this book was undoubtedly Aesop's Fables. Sonar's painting ability is comparable to that of famous artists. It's not like Alder has never seen famous artists, but it has to be said that few famous artists can draw pornographic pictures as down-to-earth as Aesop.
And the beautiful girls one after another in the illustrations seemed to be able to come to life thanks to Aesop's powerful painting ability.
"For example, I really like your picture in Volume [-]. She is an energetic cowboy girl." Alder smiled and said to Aesop, "I haven't seen such a cute girl in a long time. She is simply Awakening my youth."
"Volume [-]?"
"um, yes."
Alder picked up the tea cup and just took a sip of tea when he heard Aesop say: "Oh, that's Stank, the Stank who drank the sex change drug."
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