Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated

There are three major misfortunes in life: success in youth, unemployment in middle age, and becoming a flower in old age.

"No, it's not true, tell me, it's not true!"

Uchiha Gin took the notice handed over by Uchiha Roshi, unfolded it with trembling hands, and read it word by word. His eyes, which were already dull, were stained with a layer of dejection as the truth was revealed, and his lips He also gradually turned pale, as if he had lost his soul. He lowered his head and murmured to himself,

"Suck it~ Master Yin, accept the reality. Our grassroots team has been officially disbanded."

Uchiha Roshi lowered his head, sucked the plump oysters in the bowl into his mouth, and his tired eyes gained some vitality, and his tense expression relaxed. He looked up at Uchiha Gin, who looked dejected, and spoke. said with relief,

"No, absolutely not. Even if we want to let them go, we still have to squeeze a piece of soap out of them!"

Unexpectedly, when he came back from a vacation, his work unit would close down. There was no n+1 compensation in this era, so the profits he lost could only be recovered from the prisoners who were about to be freed.

"Don't think about it. Those prisoners have been in prison for so many years, and their pockets are cleaner than their faces. I guess it will be good to have a pair of underwear to wear when they are released from prison~"

Uchiha Jiro on the side wiped the hot sweat on his head, rolled his eyes speechlessly, and complained aloud,

Uchiha Jiro is also considered an old jailer in the dungeon. Naturally, he knows that when the prisoners are taken in, they are all naked, and all the eyes on the body are carefully checked several times to prevent them from carrying dangerous items, so he wants to Squeezing something out of these guys is just a pipe dream.

"Huh~ Those prisoners don't have it, it doesn't mean that his family doesn't have it. When I go back, I can think of a way to make a lot of money and get some unemployment benefits for my unemployed brothers!"

I saw Uchiha's silver eyes rolling, and he immediately thought about it. He swept away the previous decline, a shy smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, he patted his chest and reassured the people present,

"Although unemployment comes suddenly, there will still be a long time to come. We all have seniors and juniors. We must not give up on ourselves and look forward to everything..."

Seeing that several people were not in high spirits, Uchiha Gin continued to encourage them, hoping that these good people could get back on their feet, get out of the shadow of unemployment, and create a better new life.

"Whatever your expressions are, you are all unemployed. Aren't you a little bit sad?"

Unexpectedly, his impassioned speech did not resonate with the people present. Instead, he was stared at by several people as if they were looking at fools. This made Uchiha Gin a little confused, and then he frowned and asked. ,

"Well. I will go to the security force tomorrow to serve."

Uchiha Jiro, who looked strange, raised his hand first and told all about his new boss.

"Is it just you? Have the entry standards for the security corps become so low?"

Uchiha Jiro can actually join the security team. This is the security team created by Konoha. It is not the kind of urban management police force that will prey on the common people in the future. To join the job, you must have at least captain-level strength. Just because of him, Jiro?

"Huo He, aren't you? You helped him get through the back door. Don't think you are helping him. If you do this, you will destroy Erlang's cell brother~"

Seeing the silent Uchiha Fire Core on the side, Uchiha Gin suddenly became enlightened, pointed at the pony-tailed boy, and angrily said with a heartbroken look on his face,

"No, Erlang passed the formal assessment and joined the security team with excellent results as first place."

Hearing Uchiha Gin's malicious speculation, Uchiha Fire Core shook his head, and then explained seriously,

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

I saw Uchiha Gin clasping the rice bowl in his hand, spreading his arms, with a strong look of suspicion on his face, and shouted,

Uchiha Gin's eyes were full of suspicion, which made this honest young man with a zodiac inside his heart suddenly become angry. He could only see his eyes closing and opening, and three mysterious magatama appeared in his slightly obscene eyes. In his eyes, slowly rotating,

"Brother Yin, how can you look at people with colored glasses? I am still a three-magatama now!"

"Hmph~ There are also colored glasses. I think you have to wear mosaic glasses, you little yellow man!"

Feeling the cold power coming from Uchiha Jiro's eyes, Uchiha Gin snorted coldly. Instead of delving into the issue of his strength, he used personal attacks. Then he turned his head and looked at Uchiha Roshi who had been eating oysters. With a bit of hope, he asked aloud,

"Brother Lu Cha, you probably don't have one."

"Hiccup~ I'm sorry, Master Yin, the dungeon is closed this time, which is actually not a bad thing for me. After all, I have been working multiple jobs, and my energy is really limited."

Satisfiedly putting down the bowls and chopsticks in his hands, Uchiha Roshi showed an apologetic expression on his face. Looking at the poor Uchiha Gin, he still made up his mind and told his secret,

"You kid, you actually secretly have a side job without telling me?"

I didn’t expect that a guy like you, Lu Cha, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would betray the revolution. If I hadn’t been able to discern people, would you be able to eat the oysters you have today?

"Master Yin, have you forgotten that I have always been a candidate for the elder of the house, and you were the one who carried me up at the inauguration ceremony of the clan leader!"

Uchiha Roshi smiled helplessly. When Uchiha Madara took office as the clan leader, as a follower of Uchiha Silver, he was forcibly brought on as a representative. After that, he was assigned by the clan leader to manage internal affairs and logistics, and he has remained so to this day.

"Ha, is this happening?"

Elder candidate, it sounds like a very big official. Uchiha Gin almost jumped up in shock. He looked at Uchiha Roshi in front of him with a look of disbelief. He showed some kidney weakness. His doubts were palpable, but he also thought of the word "substitute". , as he spoke, he felt a little more confident,

"It's just a candidate. The situation is precarious. If you go, you won't be involved~"

"No, since Elder Uchiha Miao passed away, the position of elder has just become vacant. The superiors have been urging me to take up the post, but I can't bear to work in the dungeon, so..."

In fact, after Uchiha Miao faked his death and escaped to the Land of Waves, Uchiha Ryoza was able to take up the position of house elder. However, he was always worried that Uchiha Gin would not be able to handle the work in the dungeon after he left, so he ran back and forth every day. , causing the current appearance of kidney deficiency.

Tsk! In the end, he was the one who caused the trouble. If he had known better, he wouldn't have let Uchiha Miao fake his death!

When Uchiha Tajima traveled to the Land of Waves, he took dozens of clan members with him, all of whom had died for various reasons, including Uchiha Miao. Unexpectedly, he shot himself in the foot and made Lu Cha This guy got a bargain.

"Okay, okay, we agreed to show off together, but each one turned out to be better at hiding than the other, that's all. You go, let me be alone."

Compared with my own failure, the success of my group friends worries me more.

Uchiha Gin originally wanted to comfort these two unemployed friends, but he never thought that the clown turned out to be himself. He felt a surge of blood in his heart, which almost made him lose his breath.

With one hand covering his broken heart, Uchiha Gin looked hopeless and waved his hands to everyone present, indicating that their friendship was over.

"No, Master Yin, I will find a way to arrange a new position for you. After all, I am the man who is about to become the elder of the house~"

Seeing that the friendship of many years was about to come to an end, Uchiha Roshi quickly stopped him, his serious expression not seeming to be fake.

"Forget it, you are an internal affairs elder and have no real power, so I won't make it difficult for you~"

Although the elder of the internal affairs is called elder, he does not have any actual power. His job content is to handle the family's financial reports, file, and family mobilization and other trivial matters. He only has the title of elder, but There is no eldership.

"I"

Hearing this, Uchiha Roshi was about to explain, but was interrupted by Uchiha Gin with a wave of his hand.

"Don't force it, I don't know yet. If you really want to take your brothers to fly, let's wait until you get to the position of great elder~"

Uchiha Gin, who didn't want to cause trouble to Uchiha Roshi, rejected his kindness and said that your official position is still too young and you want to overshadow him. You can wait until you reach the top of the elders.

"All right."

Hearing the good intentions hidden in Uchiha Gin's words, Uchiha Roshi was stunned, and then nodded,

"Brother Yin, why don't you come to the security team, Huo He and I will cover you, there will be no problem~"

When Uchiha Roshi finished speaking, Uchiha Jiro, who couldn't hold back his excitement, hurriedly said,

"You kid, take care of yourself first. Don't read pornographic books during work hours. Being discovered by foreigners will damage the image of our Uchiha clan~"

Rolling a glance at Uchiha Jiro, whose mind was full of mosaics, Uchiha Gin said that he should be strict with himself first, and don't think about helping others, as long as he doesn't embarrass himself.

"Ah Yin, why don't you come to my shop to help? The salary will definitely be higher than when you were in the dungeon."

Uchiha Dairou, who was busy on the side, took the time to interject.

"Hmph~ Do you think I work for money?"

"That's right, you don't seem to be short of money."

Recalling the gold bricks that Uchiha Gin casually took, Uchiha Dairo immediately withdrew his recruitment request and said with some embarrassment,

"I, Uchiha Gin, love to take root at the grassroots level. Even if I do the dirtiest and most tiring work every day, I don't have any complaints, just to protect the blue sky of the Uchiha clan~"

"Um, why are you standing there in a daze? Applaud!"

"Pah~pah~"

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Under Uchiha Gin's threatening gaze, several people present reluctantly clapped their hands a few times, with expressions as speechless as possible.

"Okay, let's play music and dance~"

After receiving everyone's recognition, the satisfied Uchiha Gin waved his hand to indicate that the party would continue.

"Dalang, these deer antlers are my opening gift to you. They are very useful~"

After the meal, Uchiha Gin placed a pack of deer antlers in front of Uchiha Dairo, glanced at the red-faced Uchiha Ako awkwardly, and said with a smile,

"We are all buddies, why are you so polite? Tsk~ You look really good, thank you!"

Dairo Uchiha, who has been immersed in cooking skills for many years, could tell at a glance that the quality of these deer antlers was very good, and he immediately accepted them with a smile and put them to great use.

"Lu Cha, I think you don't look good, so take a few sticks back to replenish your skin!"

Turning his head to look at Uchiha Roshi, who looked weak, Uchiha Gin casually took out a few deer antlers and handed them to him, and said in a voice,

"Thank you, Mr. Silver."

Uchiha Roshi, who was indeed in need of supplements, did not refuse and reached out to accept the gift of Uchiha Silver.

"Where's mine? I've been feeling a little physically empty lately~"

Seeing that his eldest brother and Lu Chai both received gifts, Uchiha Jiro was envious, so he also spoke out,

"Are you weak too?"

"Yeah, I can't even get up in the morning."

"I advise you to do more squats and less glue."

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The words pierced Uchiha Jiro's weak essence, making this honest young man feel ashamed for a moment. He looked ashamed and angry but had nothing to say. After all, everything the other party said was reasonable and he couldn't fault it.

"I will talk to my little cousin in the next few days to get some compensation for the brothers. Remember to come and get it when the time comes."

Before parting, Uchiha Gin made a firm promise to several brothers who had been on business in the dungeon.

"I'm waiting for your good news. If you need any help, just ask!"

A few people who didn't have much hope for compensation responded with a smile.

"Father, isn't that the curly hair who bullied Danzo and Hiruzen?"

Just when Uchiha Gin's figure was about to disappear at the end of the street, Akimichi Tifeng, who was carried on his neck by his father, curiously pointed to the fluffy curls at the corner of the street in the distance and said loudly,

"Well, it seems that he also likes to eat barbecue. He didn't forget to pack it before leaving. Don't worry about it for now. Eating meat is important!"

Akimichi Tori's father just glanced at Uchiha Gin's back and felt that it was unfathomable, but to him, barbecue was not as important as barbecue. He then wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and turned around to enter Uchiha Dairo's barbecue restaurant. .

A battle for dignity in the Uchiha food world is about to begin.

Walking on the way home, Uchiha Ginwu looked at the ninjas of various races passing by. Listening to their bargaining voices, an idea suddenly flashed in his mind, and an excellent idea suddenly appeared in his mind. middle.

"Hmph~ If you want to take advantage of the prisoner from my hands, eat his fart!"

In Uchiha Gin's big house, Senju Itama, who had just returned from the outside, bumped into Uchiha Hikari with a sleepy look on his face. Looking at the deep dark circles under his eyes, the girl who was a little jealous in her heart taunted,

"Old woman, the bags under your eyes are droopy. Who do you want to scare to death?"

"Ha~ha~ I could clearly hear the conversation between you and your two brothers upstairs~"

Yawning twice, the sleepy Uchiha Hikaru forced himself to open his eyes and looked at Senju Itama with a sour look on his face. With a hint of teasing in his eyes, he revealed the secret of Senju Itama. come out,

"So what, if you want to complain, go ahead."

With a thump in his heart, Senju Banma secretly screamed, but his face did not show any nervousness about what to do. Instead, he had an indifferent expression and said,

"Haha, I'm not as despicable as Senju. If you want to fight, I will fight. I won't win with a sneak attack from behind."

Uchiha's light black eyes turned slightly, seeing Senju Itama felt uncomfortable for a while, then he smiled and said back,

"Hmph~ Don't think that if you do this, I will be lenient."

"I'm just a defeated general, so why should I be afraid?"

Passing by Senju Itama, Uchiha Hikari's eyes were a bit mocking. She had already overtaken the car in a corner and no longer paid attention to him.

"How can it be repaired?"

"Ha~ I'm going out to practice. Have you finished your homework?"

Ignoring the barking of his defeated general, Uchiha Hikari yawned again, rubbed his sleepy eyes, looked at Senju Itama who looked unhappy, and asked coldly,

"I've already completed that simple training!"

Speaking of homework, Senju Itama's expression changed and he showed a very proud expression. He looked at Uchiha Hikari who had just gotten up to practice with a proud expression and said,

"I hope so, Mrs. Yongmei, she is very strict. Be careful of getting spanked by her again."

Unexpectedly, Uchiha Hikaru, who didn't expect that the other party had already completed his homework and hadn't had time to do it, raised his eyebrows in surprise, and then warned,

"That's for sure!"

As if recalling some bad memories, Senju Itama subconsciously touched his butt, and then replied stiffly. He raised his eyes to look at the sleepy-looking Uchiha Hikaru, and gave a rare comforting voice,

"Are you okay? In this state, I'm afraid it will be difficult to face Mrs. Yongmei."

"Ha~ No problem, I'm not alone, just take care of yourself."

Hearing such unexpected words, Uchiha Hikaru tilted his head, looked at Senju Itama, said something with a smile, and left the house without looking back, heading towards the depths of the forest, which was the secret training base for several of their girls. .

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After Uchiha Hikari left, Senju Itama frowned, thinking about the last words the other party said. Recently, Uchiha Hikaru's routine has become extremely weird. Sometimes he speaks incoherently, making people unpredictable.

Just when she was distressed, a familiar voice came from behind her,

"What are you doing here? Have you eaten?"

"This smell is so disgusting, you guy, you secretly went to eat Dalang's barbecue!"

Hearing the longing voice in his heart, Senju Itama's heart tightened, and then he turned his head and looked at Uchiha Gin, who looked lazy. He was about to say hello when he smelled a familiar fragrance and immediately opened his mouth. With a flick of the eye, he scolded in a sweet voice,

"I just happened to meet my colleagues for dinner. I took a few bites. Don't be angry. I brought you takeaway~"

Seeing Senju Itama's expression change, Uchiha Gin smiled and took out the prepared grilled fish from behind, which was one of the other's favorite things to eat.

"Hmph, that's pretty much it. Come in."

Because of the unexpected incident that happened, Senju Itama, who had been hungry all day, was getting angry and ready to get angry, but when he saw the grilled fish that the other party took out, he immediately calmed down, opened the door with a smile, and motioned for Uchiha Gin to come in.

"Tsk! You little one"

Seeing the other person's extremely fast change of expression, Uchiha Gin rolled his eyes and was about to say something. However, after he saw the other person's swaying round buttocks, he swallowed the second half of the sentence back in his mouth.

At the same time, his thoughts went back to a few years ago, when Uchiha Gin had just returned from the moon.

"Hey~ I don't know what will come out today, as long as it's not a huge fire ball!"

Finally, after the two people at home fell asleep, Uchiha Gin, who looked cautious, slipped to the backyard and looked at the half-shaped crescent moon hanging in the sky, guessing what would happen today.

"Sigh~ The portal on the moon hasn't been repaired yet. It's too strenuous to fly up by myself~"

In the early summer night, there was not a trace of chill. The very comfortable temperature made Uchiha very comfortable lying on the wicker chair. While staring at the familiar moon and thinking, the stagnant breath around him brought him back to his senses. ,

"It's finally here, I hope it's an important role!"

Immediately standing up, Uchiha Gin looked at the slowly falling ripples of light in the backyard with expectant eyes, guessing who the lucky winner was today.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, these big white legs, the needle won't poke you ~ Hey, this ass, so strong! The waist is so thin, it can't be Terumi Mei, right?"

I saw a pair of beautiful white feet, glowing alluringly under the moonlight, and then a pair of plump but not bloated beautiful legs stepped out, making Uchiha Gin swallow subconsciously, and waited until that A slender waist appeared, and he couldn't help but start to guess who such a beautiful navel was.

"Damn it, Big Thunder!"

However, the huge mountain that appeared next made him completely speechless. He had never seen such a shocking thunder in all his years in the backyard. Even Tsunade was not even half as good as this pair.

"Quick, quick, let me see who you are!"

Unexpectedly, the NPC that spawned had such an amazing figure. This made Uchiha Gin couldn't help but become very curious about his identity. Throughout the entire story of Naruto, he had never seen anyone who could crush him in terms of figure. Tsunade's.

As the light curtain completely disappeared, the owner of the powerful figure also revealed his true face in Lushan. In the darkness, a ray of falling moonlight exposed the face of this mysterious NPC to Uchiha Gin's eyes.

"Um, why does it look so familiar?"

What emerged this time was a very beautiful woman. Her watery eyes did not have the look that an NPC should have. She had a pair of red and full lips with a seductive aura, and her forehead was dotted with a... A diamond-shaped mark, a beautiful face and a powerful figure made a certain curly chicken feel a little confused. He always felt that this beautiful woman in front of him seemed to be something he had seen somewhere before.

"Wait, this hair color?"

Finally, when the ray of moonlight completely enveloped the powerful and beautiful NPC, Uchiha Gin's lifeless eyes suddenly stared out,

He stretched out his hands tremblingly and wiped his 24K titanium alloy dog ​​eyes vigorously. The force was so strong that he almost wiped out sparks. After repeated confirmations, he had an expression of disbelief. He looked at the short black and white hair and was surprised. I'm speechless,

Here, Uchiha Gin was still surprised, but over there, the eyes of the mysterious beauty NPC gradually filled with excitement. After a brief period of confusion, those beautiful eyes with spring water glanced at the curly hair in front of him doubtfully. , turned into all kinds of tenderness in an instant, and then she frowned and disappeared from the place as if she was out of control,

"boom!!!"

The sudden disappearance of the other party made Uchiha Gin temporarily come back to his senses. In doubt, the super sense activated alerted him to a huge threat coming from above his head. He subconsciously raised his head and saw a pair of white The beautiful legs, with blue light, packed with great strength, poured down towards his fluffy curly hair.

"No, this trick is really from the same origin, right?"