Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated

Chapter 230 Magical Advertising Song

"Father..."

Qiu Daofeng shivered as he looked at his father, who was usually so kind. At this moment, this chubby man exuded a person-loving aura, causing the people around him to subconsciously take half a step back.

Right in front of him, there lay a skinny man, wrapped in bandages and gauze, with little blood stains on it. The most shocking thing was that this man's hands were broken at the roots, and the wounds were dark red. Blood seeped out from the bandage continuously,

"Nobuo! Wake up, I am the second brother!"

The chubby man, the current Akimichi clan leader Akimichi Shinji, looked at his clan brother whom he had not seen for many years, his eyes were reddish, and he said in a trembling voice,

Although the Akimichi Nobuo in front of me is not very close to him, but his clan members were carried out in such an embarrassing manner in front of the public, where would he put his old face as the leader of the Akimichi clan?

"I'm sorry, Chief Nobuji, Akimichi Nobuo suddenly lost control of his mood this morning. After seriously injuring a member of our Senju clan, he acted like a madman and was worried that he would do something irreversible. In the end, we had no choice but to take coercive measures."

Facing the furious Akimichi Shinji, Senju Tobirama raised his finger, and a body appeared behind him and explained slowly. The strange speed made the ninjas watching the excitement secretly feel frightened, and they subconsciously thought about how to deal with it. policy,

"We, the Akimichi clan, need an explanation."

Why are the other ninja captives, although crippled, still intact, while my own clan brother looks so miserable, as if he will die in the next moment, the depression in his heart cannot be eliminated, and the anger in his heart cannot be eliminated. Akimichi Shinji directly passed Sarutobi Sasuke, gritted his teeth and asked Senju Tobirama,

"Nobuji, don't be impulsive. You have something to say."

Sasuke Sarutobi, who was worried that Akimichi Shinji would do something stupid, immediately spoke out to comfort him, then turned to look at Senju Tobirama, and said in a very stiff tone that if he didn't protect the allies of the Ninja Alliance at this moment, someone else would follow him in the future. He's messing around.

"Master Tobirama, our Ninja Alliance is a whole, and the affairs of Chief Nobuji are also our affairs, so we hope you can give an answer that satisfies everyone in this matter."

After hearing this, Senju Tobirama's eyes flickered, and there was a look of thought in his scarlet pupils. He had not yet paid attention to the mere Akimichi clan, but when all these ninja clans were twisted into a rope, he I have to pay attention to this matter.

Immediately, the idea in my mind of using simple benefits to compensate the Akimichi clan was strangled in the cradle. Looking at the momentum, this matter cannot be solved by giving away a few more rooms.

"Is this the son of the leader of the Shinji clan?"

While Senju Tobirama was thinking, Akimichi moved his little buttocks and squeezed in front of the crowd, coming to see the dying Akimichi Nobuo. He happened to look at him and then asked,

"It's Quanzi."

Suddenly being asked this question, Akimichi Shinji was a little confused, but he still frowned, nodded and confirmed,

"I see that this boy is talented and intelligent, and I suddenly have a love for talents. I want to accept him as my disciple. What does the leader of the Xinsi clan think?"

Senshou Tobirama looked at the confused Akimichi Tifeng, complimented him casually, and then revealed his way of compensation.

Since simple material conditions can no longer satisfy the demands of the Akimichi clan, they have no choice but to betray themselves.

"this……"

Akimichi Shinji, who had thought about thousands of possibilities, immediately stopped. The other party shouldn't have thrown a lot of money into his fat face, or promised more benefits to the Akimichi clan. Why did he end up acting like he was coveting his Thousand Hands Gate? The body seems to be in space.

"Nobuji, it's possible."

Just when Akimichi Shinji was hesitating, Sarutobi Sasuke's voice came to his ears,

"Becoming a disciple of Senju Tobirama will only strengthen the foundation of your Akimichi clan in Konoha."

This explanation made Akimichi Shinji's heart move. Judging from the current situation in Konoha, the Senju clan is at its peak, and Senju Hashirama is a sure thing to become the leader of the village. If the Akimichi clan can hold on to this, then Isn't it that it is about to take off?

"Quefeng! Why don't you come and see the teacher yet!"

After weighing the pros and cons of this matter, Akimichi Shinji felt that this matter had only a hundred benefits and no harm. He immediately straightened his face, patted his son on the head, and pushed him out.

"ah?"

Watching the excitement, Akimichi Tofeng was pushed in front of the serious-looking Senju Tobirama in a daze. He looked up at the white hair in front of him that exuded an evil aura. The little fat man was trembling in his heart, but his father's life was in danger. If he disobeys, he will bow his head immediately.

"Student Qiudao Feng, meet the teacher~"

Since then, the tense expressions on the faces of everyone in the Ninja Alliance have melted away like spring snow. The tense atmosphere just now has been swept away, and the scene has become harmonious.

"Pah~pah~pah~"

When Akimichi Tifeng finished his apprenticeship, there was a burst of loud applause outside the venue. Senju Hashirama with a hearty smile on his face walked out from behind the scenes, his eyes filled with satisfaction. This was the harmony he wanted.

"Congratulations Tobirama, you have gained another beloved disciple."

"Brother, you are finally here, come and say a few words!"

Seeing Senju Hashirama appearing at the spot, Senju Tobirama immediately gave up his position and gave the stage to his elder brother.

"Ahem. Let me just say a few words."

Standing at the C Senju Hashira, Humu glanced around the ninjas and villagers present with a smile, and then waved his hand to indicate that he was not a ruthless person.

"Dear fellow villagers and compatriots of the Ninja clan, good afternoon, everyone~ Today is a day worth remembering. On behalf of the Konoha Senju clan, I would like to express this to you all."

"That's Senju Hashirama. He doesn't look very smart."

In the crowd, a few little devils gathered together, staring directly at the chattering Senju Hashirama, and whispered,

"Hiruzhan, didn't your father say that guy is very strong? Why can't I see it?"

Danzo Shimura, who had a pair of plump buttocks sticking out behind him, looked at his best friend with a bit of disdain and asked,

"Shhh, keep your voice down. Father said, that guy's aura is super scary. If you look at him for a while, you will feel scared."

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was hunched over, had a slightly fearful look in his eyes. He had listened to his father's repeated instructions not to offend that person.

"Danzo, your big ass is squeezing me!"

Just as the two were whispering, a clear female voice sounded behind Danzo. He turned around and saw a sweet-looking little black-haired girl with a bun in her hair. She was squeezed by Danzo's amazing buttocks. There was nowhere to hide, and when he couldn't bear it anymore, he shouted angrily,

"Ah, Xiaochun, I'm sorry, I'll move away right now."

Hearing his childhood sweetheart Koharu's disapproval, Shimura Danzo felt guilty and turned around immediately, but unexpectedly, his huge butt uncontrollably bumped into another person next to him.

"Ah! Help me, my glasses, my glasses~"

Mito Kabuto, who was listening attentively to Senju Hashirama's speech, was caught off guard and was knocked down by Danzo's hip. Before he had time to recall the touch of the Q-bomb, the glasses on his nose disappeared, turning him into an instant He was so blind that he could only fumble for his glasses on the ground in a hurry.

"It's all your fault, Danzo, for being such a big ass, why don't you help Yan find glasses!"

As a former victim, Koharu was very angry when he went to bed. He frowned and complained to Danzo, the culprit, with a pursed lips,

Seeing that their friend's glasses were missing, several people present immediately leaned down and started searching on the ground, but there were too many onlookers standing around.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, Koharu and Shimura Danzo searched for nothing but found nothing. Just when they were helpless, a warm voice sounded in their ears,

"Excuse me, are you looking for these glasses?"

Hearing this voice, the four people who had been searching unsuccessfully raised their heads and saw a black-haired boy with a gentle smile looking at them with confusion. The glasses they were looking for were exactly what they were looking for.

"Wow~ So handsome!"

As a girl, Xiaochun, who was sleeping in bed, fell in love with the boy's charming face at the first sight. Her face turned slightly red and she shouted in her heart. Her whole person became more ladylike, without any hint of the unruly behavior just now. appearance,

"Thank you so much!"

Putting on the lost glasses, Mito Monobu regained his sight. His slightly delicate face was filled with gratitude, and he thanked the boy who saved him.

"Hello, I am Hiruzen Sarutobi, I wonder who you are?"

As the leader of the four-man group, the more Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at the boy in front of him, the more familiar he looked, especially the fluffy curly hair on his head, which made his chest ache. In confusion, he introduced himself,

"Hello, I am Uchiha Kaoru. Are you here to join Konoha? Welcome~"

Uchiha Kagami, who had recently become a disciple of Senju Tobirama, was directly abandoned by the busy Uchiha Gin. In desperation, he could only follow his cheap teacher every day and learn the knowledge that the other teacher took the time to teach. Even so, I will benefit a lot more than I did with my uncle.

"Uchiha."

As expected, this boy was the clansman who cured him. Thinking of this, Hiruzen Sarutobi became less wary on his face, and then smiled and said to the Uchiha Mirror,

"Thank you, it's really helpful~"

"You're welcome, this is what I should do."

Uchiha Gin was forcibly tutored in ideological and moral education since he was a child, and Uchiha Kage was trained into a young pioneer with advanced ideas. He could help an old lady cross the road, fetch water for a widow's house, etc., all at his fingertips.

"Your face is so red, do you have a fever? My uncle knows a little bit about medicine. Would you like to go over there and help you?"

Noticing that the girl looked a little unnatural, she immediately stepped forward and asked with concern Xiaochun, who was sleeping with a flushed face.

"Hiruzhan, is this guy related to that damn curly hair?"

Stung by Uchiha Mirror's energetic and innocent smile, Shimura Danzo quietly leaned into Sarutobi Hiruzen's ear and asked in a low voice,

"Even if they are not father and son, they should be close relatives."

Based on the rare curly hair characteristics, Sarutobi Hiruzen determined the identity of Uchiha Mirror. He glanced at Danzo who was slightly unhappy, he frowned and reminded in a low voice,

"Hmph~ No wonder people are so annoying!"

Looking at his childhood sweetheart, Koharu, he was fascinated by this curly boy. Danzo, who felt sour in his heart, snorted coldly, turned around and pointed his butt towards the Uchiha mirror to express his protest.

"Well, that person is also your friend. Do you want to go and see it too?"

Uchiha Kage, who was scorned by Danzo, touched his head in confusion. After seeing the buttocks on Danzo's back that did not conform to the human anatomy, he took a deep breath and looked at the man holding his arm by his side with a shocked face. Xiaochun turned to bed and asked aloud,

"You don't have to worry about it!"

Danzo, who had a sharp ear, did not appreciate Uchiha Kage's kind suggestion after hearing it. Instead, he turned his head away with a defiant expression and refused in a cold voice,

snort! When someone in my group succeeds in butt escape, I will make your curly hair look good!

"Okay, but you have to be careful not to turn a minor illness into a serious one. I heard from my uncle that tumors like this must be cut to be cured."

Thinking that Shimura Danzo was too shy to go see a doctor, the kind-hearted Uchiha Kagami still offered words of comfort and told him the treatment method for this problem.

"ha?"

Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was listening attentively, suddenly felt a chill in his crotch when he heard the word "cut", his face became extremely ugly, and his cat-like waist became even more stooped, as if he was hiding something.

"Crackling~Crackling~"

Suddenly, the crackling sound of firecrackers was heard in the distance, attracting the attention of everyone present. Several children who were communicating were also attracted by the lively sound, and they all looked forward to seeing what happened.

"We, the Thousand Hands clan, have always been committed to using nuclear peaceful means to resolve disputes, hoping to establish a safe and stable society."

The crowd, which had been made drowsy by Senju Hashirama's long and stinky speech, couldn't help but feel refreshed when they heard the sudden sound of firecrackers. They all started whispering to each other and asking what they were doing over there.

What's more, they have already touched in that direction to see what happened. Just like that, as one person left one after another, only the members of the Ninja Alliance who did not dare to act rashly were left in front of the Senju detention point. , looking at each other on the spot.

"Tobirama, what are you doing there? Didn't you notify us in advance to delay the opening of the store?"

Senju Hashirama, who was enjoying himself, felt a little uneasy after being interrupted, and then turned to ask his brother,

"Huh~? That's the temporary detention center for Uchiha over there."

Senju Tobirama, who was also drowsy by Senju Hashirama's chanting, suddenly became clear after hearing his elder brother's voice. His scarlet eyes looked towards the place where the sound came from. When he thought about where it was, a cold expression appeared on his face. A bit surprised,

"Who is in charge of the detention center?"

You are clearly spreading the idea of ​​peace, but why are these guys so disturbing? You must file a complaint with Motor!

"Let me take a look, it looks like that curly hair~"

Seeing a familiar figure from a distance, Senju Tobirama's expression became very exciting, and then he said in a strange tone,

"Huh? Brother Yin!"

When he heard that the person in charge was Uchiha Gin, Senju Hashirama, who had been so arrogant just now and was about to go to Uchiha Madara to question him, subconsciously shrank his head. Not only did the look of concern disappear, but there was also a trace of worry on his tense face. He smiled a little, turned around and waved to his brother, and then said to the Ninja Alliance members in the audience,

"Come on, let's go see what activities the Uchiha are doing~"

The members of the Ninja Alliance followed the two Senju brothers towards the Uchiha detention point. Before they arrived, they heard a deafening sound of music, which made their curiosity even more intense. ,

There is a huge speaker in front of the Uchiha detention center, which is playing a song recorded by Uchiha Gin who worked overnight.

The words were like a cone of blood and tears, the hoarse voice, and the melancholy tone made the onlookers who didn't know the truth couldn't help but feel a little sympathy for the experiences of these jailers.

"Uchiha Uchiha, Uchiha Uchiha, the ancestral dungeon is closed~"

"Uchiha Uchiha's dungeon with the best welfare, the ancestral dungeon has closed down~"

"The bastard bastard clan leader Ma Da is obsessed with wooden people and obsessed with wooden people~"

"I owed 350 million and ran away with his wooden man~"

"We have no choice but to use prisoners as wages~"

"The original bounties were 10 million, 20 million, and 30 million for prisoners, but they all only cost 2 million~"

"200w200w is all 200w, all is 200w~"

"Moda la bastard bastard Ma Da la, you are not you, you are not, you are not a human being~"

"The original bounties were all 10 million, 20 million, 30 million for the prisoners, all of them were 2 million, all of them were 2 million~"

"Moda la bastard bastard Ma Da la, you are not you, you are not, you are not a human being~"

"We have worked hard and worked hard for you for most of our lives~"

“You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, don’t pay me your wages, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you’re gonna have to pay me, you, I’m you, you, you, do,s-less-works-paid people-minded, people-]]]-] over- over-know--nowwwwwudthide,ur him to you to pay me back my hard-earned money~”

"Repay me my hard-earned money!"

"Tobirama, this voice"

Hearing this strange yet magical song, Senju Hashirama felt that he could not move even an inch, and his stepped foot was hanging in the air. He asked his brother behind him in an inexplicable tone,

"That's right, it's the voice of Curly Hair. I didn't expect that he is also an excellent singer. If you have the chance, you must compare your singing skills with him~"

Compared to his elder brother who had a somewhat ugly face, Senju Tobirama, who was proficient in music, had a slightly strange brilliance in his eyes, and looked at Uchiha Gin with a vague intention of asking for advice.

I won't give up my name as the Konoha Diva to you so easily!

"Sure enough, no matter how good the product is, it would be useless without advertising~"

Looking at the onlookers who were immersed in the singing, Uchiha Gin nodded with satisfaction. It was no wonder that he had been busy all night and rushed to produce this advertising song, and the effect was so outstanding.

"Hey, look, there are banners hanging there~"

In the crowd, a sharp-eyed onlooker pointed at the banner hanging above and shouted in surprise,

"Uchiha Dungeon Auction Center, what does that mean?"

After being reminded, the rest of the onlookers hurried to look at the banner, only to see a few large characters written on it, which confused them for a moment.

"Hey, hey, hey~ Welcome everyone to come and support us, I am the host of this auction, Uchiha Gin~"

After adjusting the microphone in his hand, Uchiha Gin, who changed into a formal suit, fixed his curly hair with hairspray to look like an adult, and wore a pair of gold-framed glasses. He introduced himself to the audience affectionately,

"Ah? Didn't you say it was given away for free? Why is it being auctioned again?"

Hearing Uchiha Gin's words, the onlookers in the audience couldn't help but shouting loudly, the Senju clan promised to give it away for free!

"This little brother asked a good question, but the free giveaway event has ended. From now on, it will become an auction mode~"

Seeing that the supporting actor was so tactful, Uchiha Gin immediately waved his hand, indicating that the promotional event held by the Senju clan had ended, and the auction on his side was the highlight.

Your Senju clan gave away for free, what does it have to do with us Uchiha? We did not agree to your free donation.

"Brother, didn't you tell Uchiha Madara that he would release her unconditionally?"

Hearing Uchiha Gin's words, Senju Tobirama, who was standing in the audience, immediately turned his eyes to his elder brother, and questioned him at the other's slightly helpless expression,

"Ahem. Did I say it or not?"

Senju Hashirama, with his erratic eyes, looked like a child who had done something wrong. Facing his brother's questioning, he could only answer ambiguously,

"Master Tobirama, this is different from the agreement. Didn't we say it for free?"

When the two brothers were fighting, Sarutobi Sasuke, who was following closely behind them, stood up , frowned and asked,

"Well, there may be some misunderstandings."

Facing the sharp eyes of the Ninja Alliance, the guilty Senju Tobirama scratched his face unnaturally. He thought that his elder brother had settled the matter, but he didn't expect that such an emergency would occur now, which made him at a loss for how to explain for a while,

"Ahem, everyone, please be patient. It's just a little money. Just consider it as building Konoha."

Seeing his brother in a dilemma, Senju Hashirama, who always protected his calf, stood up and coughed a few times. Although his tone was flat, it was threatening.

Just say whether you will donate or not?

"Okay, 2 million is not a big number."

Sarutobi Sasuke, who heard the threat, appeased the allies behind him, turned his head and looked at Uchiha Gin who was introducing the auction process on the stage, and compromised,

I will never forget the favor of saving the bird. It's just 2 million. Just consider it as a thank you gift to the doctor!

"2 million yuan from our Yamanaka clan, return Elder Soichiro to us!"

Before Sarutobi Sasuke could speak, the representative of the Yamanaka clan beside him spoke impatiently, with a worried look on his pretty face, as if Soichiro Yamanaka would die on the spot if he was a second late.

"Ms., our auction has not started yet, please don't worry~"

Unexpectedly, there would be customers coming so soon. Uchiha Gin, who was still worried about no business, raised his eyebrows excitedly and explained to the representative of the Yamanaka clan below the stage,

"It's just 2 million yuan. Our Yamanaka clan is not short of money, and Uncle Ichino, please return it to us as well!"

4 million yuan may be an astronomical figure for ordinary people, but for a ninja clan like them, it is just a few days' turnover.

"Okay, okay, since this lady is so anxious, let's start the auction from the Yamanaka clan~"

Since you are so anxious, I will use you as an example. I hope Brother Soichiro will not be angry. After all, it is your family's choice.

In the backstage of the detention center.

"Hehe~ You lost. It turns out that our Yamanaka clan is the most loyal!"

The old face of Yamanaka Soichiro was wrinkled into a chrysanthemum with a smile. He stretched out his hand to several inmates around him and boasted happily,

"Sasuke, this kid, actually hesitated. I taught him for so many years in vain!"

Sarutobi Takinosuke, who lost the bet, angrily threw the token with the clan emblem over, his eyes full of disappointment in Sarutobi Sasuke.

"Alas~ Shinji, this kid must be hungry, so he is slow!"

The fat and strong man like a small mountain picked out a token with the word "food" written on it from between his fingers and handed it to Yamanaka Soichiro. There was a look of loss in his narrow eyes.

"Boring gambling fight!"

Shimura Shinji, who also did not win, turned his head away and threw out a seal with the Shimura family emblem. He said with a cold face, and in his heart he was endlessly criticizing Shimura Kenichi.

The other losers were not as petty as him. They generously handed over the seal with the family emblem. The token was thrown over, and the only words in his mouth were condemnations of the younger generation,

"I'm willing to accept the loss, and I will definitely deal with that kid when I return!"

"Hehe, it seems that those kids in the family have forgotten my divine power!"

"Hehe, I made a fortune~"

Souichiro Yamanaka smiled and held a pile of tokens with the emblems of various tribes. These were the chips for their bets, and each one was worth 1 million yuan.

I didn't expect that I had been in prison for so many years. When I came in, I was penniless, but when I left, I was already the richest in the world.

"Souichiro Yamanaka, it's time to go."

Just then, the voice of the jailer came from outside the door. He, Yamanaka Soichiro, was about to regain his freedom!

"Okay, I'll be right there~"

Holding the chips, Yamanaka Soichiro's feet were as agile as the wind, not like an old man over 70 years old. However, the other party's next words made the chrysanthemum on his old face wither and die instantly.

"Take off your clothes first, even without underwear!"

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